Fake Slackers

After Xie Yu finished speaking, He Zhao didn't speak for a long time.

This fool probably didn't expect that he could still stand here with his limbs intact. A person who usually plays so much is now like a mute, so he just presses him against the door panel and stares at him.

He didn't know that He Zhao was thinking in his heart at this moment, how many times have the fireworks been blown up, why haven't they finished blowing up yet?

Xie Yu's wrist was still held in his hand, and he couldn't help but struggled: "Have you seen enough?"

"..."

"No."

After hearing Xie Yu's voice, He Zhao came back to his senses. The corners of his mouth could not help but rise little by little, and finally he laughed, repeating: "I haven't seen enough."

Xie Yu's sentence "You provoke me first", originally wanted to follow: If you just think it's new and fun, I don't have time to play with you.

He wasn't sure what He Zhao's liking was, so he habitually protected himself, almost passively wanting a result.

He even felt that He Chao would retreat.

But He Zhao didn't.

He said that he was very serious, the kind of liking that he wanted to fall in love with.

Xie Yu felt that he was infected by He Zhao, and the corners of his mouth began to rise. He couldn't suppress it anymore. He was so stupid that he simply opened the door with his backhand and planned to go out: "I'm going back."

He Zhao didn't stop him, but after he took two steps, He Zhao called him from behind: "Xie Yu."

Xie Yu opened the door, turned around and leaned against the door, and looked up at him.

He Zhao returned it endlessly, and called again.

Xie Yu was a little annoyed by his calling, and wanted to say, "You are called Hun".

He Zhao was standing at the opposite door - the black coat on his body was only half-zipped, and he was so angry that Xie Yu realized that this man even quietly put on earrings today.

He Zhao said, "It's nothing, just get to know your boyfriend's name."

This sentence seems familiar, I feel like I have heard it somewhere before, before Xie Yu remembered it, He Zhao said again: "Take care of me from now on, boyfriend."

He remembered.

It was the first day of school, He Zhao was sitting in the back row, and he also called him in this way, and said to him in a very casual way: Get familiar with the name of the new deskmate... I will take care of you from now on, deskmate.

Now these two sentences came out of He Zhao's mouth again, changing from "same table" to "boyfriend".

It's a wonderful feeling.

It seems to have gone in a circle, and finally came here.

After He Zhao finished speaking, the two stood at the door looking at each other for a long time.

It feels a bit like a young couple calling on the phone and saying 'good night, I'll hang up', but neither of them hangs up the phone actively, just listening to the other's quiet breathing without hesitation.

"Go in," He Zhao said, "Go to bed early."

Xie Yu turned around and entered the room, closing the door.

Xie Yu took a shower after returning to the dormitory, and after washing, he did a few sets of test papers. He thought he would not be able to concentrate, but after counting on the draft paper with a pen, he found that it was not bad.

After picking out a few questions, he turned the page of the test paper when he was done, and after he had roughly finished brushing up the subjects, he raised his head from the sea of ​​questions and found that it was almost eleven o'clock.

When I closed my eyes and was about to go to sleep, I could clearly feel... my heartbeat that hadn't calmed down yet.

Before falling asleep, the last thought that popped up in Xie Yu's mind was: Fuck, puppy love.

The next day, Director Jiang's morning broadcast program was on time, never late, and never absent, using his own voice to wake up the vitality of all boarding students: "Students, today is a new day, are you happy. "

Just as Director Jiang opened his mouth, someone was already wailing under the quilt: "Ah—oh God—"

"Inhumane—"

"Why does life treat me, a weak and helpless child, like this?"

Director Jiang, who knew nothing about the tragedy in the dormitory, was still intoxicated by his motivational speech.

"The mid-term exam is approaching. Are you feeling a little bit excited? This is not only an exam, but also a day for you to reap the fruits of victory. Get up now... get up! Students who want to get a high score!"

Xie Yu endured it for a while, but couldn't bear it any longer. He stretched out his hand from under the quilt and touched the edge, but he couldn't find the earplugs after a long time of groping, so he retracted his hand again.

The hallway began to buzz.

In the bustle, there were several calls of "Brother Chao". He Zhao greeted him in a circle, walked to the opposite door, raised his hand and knocked: "Old Xie, are you up yet?"

What responded to him was the alarm clock that Xie Yu slammed backhanded, hit the door panel and bounced back, rolling twice on the ground.

He Zhao: "..."

Someone nearby saw it, mainly because this scene was repeated almost every day, and what was even more bizarre was that He Zhao was not angry, and squatted at the door with a particularly good temper, and opened the door for the master inside after he got up and passed his anger, so he endured it. He couldn't help leaning over and asking, "Brother Chao, this... is Xilou Xie Yu so angry every day?"

"Yeah," He Zhao smiled, "It's cute."

Before the man left, he repeatedly wondered if he had heard it wrong. What brother Chao said should be terrible?Or does he simply not know what is cute?

After about 2 minutes, Xie Yu got up and opened the door for He Zhao.

He Zhao didn't sleep all night. After Xie Yu went back last night, he first deleted the string of "ahhhhh" in the signature. After deleting, he didn't know what to fill in, so he typed the string of "ahhh" again.

Then keep your eyes open until two or three o'clock.

His mind is full: Xie Yu is his, his kid.

He Zhao fell on the bed as soon as he entered the door, Xie Yu leaned against the door and watched, wondering what's wrong with this man, since he has a bed and can't sleep, he has to come over to occupy him: "Didn't sleep last night?"

"Sleeping after three o'clock." He Zhaoban opened his eyes and asked again, "Are you still sleeping?"

Xie Yu said: "You have taken up the bed, how can I sleep?"

"Boyfriend," He Zhao moved inside to make room, "come up."

Xie Yu bent down to pick up the alarm clock, and threw it at He Zhao again.

On the radio, Director Jiang continued to give a speech: "Getting up early is a very good habit. Personally, I like to get up at 05:30 and breathe the air outside the window. At this time, you will find that life is so beautiful."

"..."

Before opening the door, Xie Yu hesitated for a while.This relationship has just been confirmed, and it hasn't slowed down yet - in this brand new relationship, this person, this idiot, is no one else from today.

Something has changed, but it doesn't seem to have changed.

He doesn't know how other people talk about love, Zhou Dalei's negative textbook love affairs don't count.

I also thought that it might be uncomfortable, strange, or awkward, but as soon as this person appeared, I lost all thoughts.

It is rare for He Zhao, who has been late for ten thousand years, not to be late.

In the first Chinese class in the morning, Tang Sen praised him and hoped that He Chao would keep going, and then criticized Wanda by name: "What's the matter with you, why are you late today?"

Wanda drank too much wine yesterday, and woke up in the morning with a head still hurting. He really couldn't get up, but he definitely couldn't say that it was because of a hangover. He was always talking nonsense about being late, and finally he said, "It's such a teacher. This morning, Shen Jie from Class [-] fell ill again."

He Zhao: "..."

Xie Yu: "..."

All insiders who attended the birthday party yesterday: "..."

And Shen Jie, a student from Class [-] who was not present: "..."

"That, that disease," Wanda forgot what it was, the name of the disease was so long that I couldn't remember it, and got stuck halfway through, "That stomach..."

He Zhao reminded later: "Chronic non-atrophic gastritis."

Wanda nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, this is it."

Tang Sen trusts his students very much, especially Wanda's performance is pretty good, and he has never been late before this, but Shen Jie, this disease has indeed been repeated many times, so he said: "You are doing very well, look When a classmate needs help, he has to help, but speaking of it, the little student in Class [-] really has to pay attention to his health, why is he sent to the infirmary every three days..."

With cold sweat on his forehead, Wanda sat down without any risk.

Liu Cunhao and the others buried their heads in their arms and laughed wildly.

Just when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, they laughed out loud when Old Tang left. The more they laughed, the more exaggerated they became: "Hahahahahahaha, student Shen Jie from Class [-], you are so naughty, Wanda, you are really naughty."

Liu Cunhao wiped away the tears from his laughter: "What do you think?"

Wanda said: "I think about Brother Chao in my mind, and I want to imitate his routine."

He Zhao couldn't help but also laughed: "Then you can't just copy it, so why don't you say help the old lady to cross the road if you are so capable. Fortunately, the old Tang people are stupid. If it were a mad dog, your father might be on his way to beat you by now. "

Wanda touched her head: "Is it so scary, it's okay."

"What a fart," Xie Yu said, "Shen Jie is already on his way to beat you up."

Wanda: "..."

After Xie Yu finished speaking, Liu Cunhao and the others laughed wildly again.

"By the way, do you know what happened when you and the sports committee got drunk yesterday?" Xu Qingqing smiled and remembered this, "It's the first time I've seen someone go berserk, it's too exaggerated."

After Wanda woke up, she didn't remember anything, and she just shook her head when she asked her roommate.Of course, what he didn't know was that when he was delirious, his once "internal self-selling" prophecy had come true: "What about me? I should be fine."

Xie Yu didn't want to talk.

He Zhao didn't want to mention it too much, he just said, "You are too confident in yourself."

Between classes, Shen Jiezhen came, stood at the window for a few minutes, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Wanda, you are doing well, do you know that I just came out of the toilet and ran into Old Tang from your class, and he told me to take care of myself , I thought I had some terminal illness without knowing it."

After Shen Jie shouted, he habitually looked at Brother Chao's position, and found that Brother Chao and the ruthless killer were together and didn't know what they were talking about. It was an obviously ordinary scene, but he felt that something was not quite right.

He stared and stared, and finally found that something was wrong... Where was he touching his brother's hand!