Fake Slackers

Xie Yu often called him an idiot, an idiot, and a variety of offensive words. The only one who could be called a brother was "Brother Sao", but it didn't sound like a good word.

So Xie Yu said "Brother Chao" in a flat tone without any ups and downs, but He Zhao was stunned for a while.

I could barely hold the chopsticks with my hands.

By the time he realized it, Luo Wenqiang had grabbed the last piece of cornstarch with his hands.

Luo Wenqiang stepped on the chair with one foot, and he was extremely heroic. He tried his best to eat, so he simply gave up the chopsticks and started directly: "Hahahaha Brother Chao, admit defeat!"

Xu Qingqing said: "Sports Committee, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

Liu Cunhao also shook his head: "I didn't expect that... just to eat, you will do whatever you can. Tell me you really only missed dinner last night. I'm afraid you didn't eat all day yesterday."

Luo Wenqiang bit the corn stick and defended himself: "It's not that bad, I just eat a lot."

He Zhao cleared his throat, just as he was about to say what he asked Brother to do.

Just heard Xie Yu say: "I don't like to eat fried corn."

"It just so happened that I didn't snatch it either," He Zhao said, "Then which one do you want to eat?"

Xie Yu pointed to the steaming pot of three delicacies soup on the opposite side.

The dinner table was already in a mess, there were even a few shrimps piled up on a plate of vegetables, and a small piece of spare ribs that flew out of the plate.

He Zhao stared at the mess, and said to himself, don't talk about a bowl of soup, let me do anything!

He Zhao stretched out his hand to turn the dinner plate, and after turning half a circle, he suddenly had an idea, stopped his hand, and said casually, "Want to eat? If you want to eat, just call again."

After He Zhao finished speaking, he felt that this little bastard must not be that good.Maybe he will kick him directly, and if he is in a hurry, he can roll up his sleeves and give him three words very coldly: "Get out."

But the little bastard yelled again without hesitation: "Brother Chao."

"..."

He Zhao felt his throat tighten.

Almost everyone he knows calls him Brother Chao.

But when these two words came out of Xie Yu's mouth, it was different from others.

With a cry, my heart collapsed together.

His mind was very chaotic, and finally thousands of words gathered into one sentence: Fuck this is too foul.

Xie Yu's mind was also in chaos.

He stared at the bowl of soup for a long time, and finally stirred it with a spoon.

In fact, I don’t dislike eating fried corn, and I don’t really want to drink any three delicacies soup.

Then... what do you want to do?

Is it simply, I don't know which nerve I touched, and I want to call him?

"Would you like some more wine?" Liu Cunhao asked.

Luo Wenqiang ate the vegetables and said, "Up, up, up! That just wasn't enough to fit between the teeth."

This group of people rarely come out, no one is in charge, they all act like little adults, ordering food and ordering wine.Especially drinking has an inexplicable plot, as if drinking, the usual rules and regulations disappear all of a sudden.

He Zhao and Liu Cunhao blew a few bottles just now.

Xie Yu also drank some, but didn't dare to drink too much, it seemed that he had drunk a little too much.

The hotel that Liu Cunhao booked had good service. When the birthday cake was brought up, the lights in the private room were automatically turned off. Xie Yu was still drinking soup, when suddenly the surroundings became dark.

Someone yelled, "Is there a power outage?"

In the next second, the door of the private room was pushed open by the waiter, and there was a big cake with seventeen candles on the dining car. The candles gave off a faint light, and swayed with the wind brought by the dining car moving forward.

I don't know who started singing the happy birthday song first, and then everyone started singing in unison: "Happy birthday to you~"

Xie Yu also sang a few lines, his voice was overwhelmed by Wanda and the others, He Zhao was close, but he could vaguely hear a few syllables.

It sounds good.

After singing, everyone applauded and shouted: "Make a wish! Blow out the candles!"

Liu Cunhao closed his eyes and made a wish, and then blew out the candles. Before he could breathe out, the others joined in the fun and blew them together. After blowing, Luo Wenqiang happily said: "Cut the cake!"

Liu Cunhao hurt him with a smile: "Are you fucking full yet? You just know how to eat. How do you usually live in the school cafeteria?"

"Let's make do with it," Luo Wenqiang said, "...so what else can I do with two meals a day."

Everyone laughed and made a fuss, and then each got a piece of chocolate cake.

Wanda sneakily grabbed some cream from the remaining half of the cake in the dining car, went around behind Liu Cunhao, raised the cream in his hand, and winked at them.

Everyone understands.

Liu Cunhao was unwrapping the gift, obviously he had the cheek to beg for it, but the moment he unwrapped it, he still showed unknowing surprise: "Wow, my God, isn't this the gift I've always wanted! My dear Da, you You know me so well..."

Before he finished speaking, his dear Da directly smeared cream on his face.

Wanda took the lead.

The cake-wiping game team is getting bigger and bigger, and the last group of people are chasing each other in the private room.

Xie Yu's cake hadn't eaten a few bites yet, He Zhao withdrew from the melee, didn't enjoy the game, saw the kid sitting alone, walked over, patted Xie Yu's shoulder, and took advantage of Xie Yu's back to look up He worked hard and put the cream on his face.

Xie Yu: "..."

"Old Xie, you can't avoid it," He Zhao said, "You still have to apply the cream that should be applied."

Then Liu Cunhao and the others watched as the two big men in their class started to fight again.

But this time it's the Cream Wars.

Xie Yu held a large handful of cream in his hand and greeted He Chao's head: "You fucking—is it fun, are you happy?"

Although Xu Qingqing is honored as Brother Qing by everyone, she is a girl after all. Basically, she is the only one who wipes other people's shares. When she got tired, she stopped to rest for a while, then she took out her mobile phone and took a photo with a smile: "Hey ——Shall we take a photo together, I count three two one and everyone calls eggplant."

He Zhao has a natural desire to express himself in front of the camera, even though his face and hair are all smeared, he still hooks Xie Yu's neck, trying to strike a pose: "Eggplant! Old Xie, look at the camera. "

Xie Yu obviously didn't want to cooperate: "Look at that."

Xu Qingqing didn't care if they were ready or not, anyway, she was ready, and pressed the shutter with a "click".

The squad leader's 17th birthday.

Everyone's face was smeared badly, especially Liu Cunhao himself, only two eyes were left exposed.

There are two boys in the last row, one black and one white.

Xu Qingqing suddenly thought, that's great.

I have read so many youth books, although my daily life is not very vigorous and mediocre, I worry about exams every day, and I write homework by lighting the lamp until midnight at night...but it is so good.

After eating and ruining the cake, Xie Yu took out a few napkins to wipe his face, but found that it was sticky and greasy and couldn't be wiped clean.

He Zhao suggested going to the bathroom to wash up, fearing that the bathroom would be overcrowded later, the two slipped out through the back door.

"You're too ruthless," He Zhao put his head directly under the faucet, and said while washing, "Where else is there?"

Xie Yu washed quickly, and got some on his cheeks and nose. After washing, he began to wash his hands carefully. He looked sideways and said, "The back of the neck."

He Zhao lowered his head and touched it with his backhand: "Here?"

"No," Xie Yu said, "it's a little bit lower."

He Zhao couldn't find it for a long time, and was a little tired from bending over. With his hands on the edge of the pool, he said casually, "Are you kidding me?"

Xie Yu stretched out his hand—his hand was still stained with water, and it was coldly pressed against He Chao's neck: "This."

He Zhao: "..."

Liu Cunhao and the others wiped it with paper towels for a long time and found that they couldn't wipe it clean, and their hind feet came over.

Seeing He Zhao and Xie Yu in the bathroom, and both of them looked weird, I couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you two doing?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, gave up his seat, and walked out of the bathroom.

He Zhao blinked, with the water dripping from his hair hanging on his eyelashes, he raised his hand and wiped his face: "It's nothing, that... it's finished, you can wash it."

Liu Cunhao didn't have time to think too much, because Wanda and Luo Wenqiang had rushed over to grab two vacant seats. He said sadly, "You two, can you take care of my birthday?"

Luo Wenqiang shook his head, hehehe, and poked his head into the pool, but it was perfectly staggered with the water flow.

Wanda was not much better, he started to twist his waist in front of the mirror: "Sound, music."

Liu Cunhao found something was wrong: "You don't know, are you drunk?"

It was a good idea to sing K, but in the end there were a few drunks in the team and we had to give up.

"Mouse, you and Ding Ding will carry the sports committee back," He Zhao said while supporting Wanda, "Lao Xie and I will be responsible for this, and we will take him back to school directly."

Wanda's footsteps were frivolous, and when he heard the words "back to school", he bid farewell to the class monitor with the last of his rationality: "Ha, mouse, happy birthday."

Liu Cunhao supported Luo Wenqiang, struggling a little: "Thank you, so let's do it...I'll go, why are these two people so bad at drinking?"

"It's fine if you don't drink enough," Xie Yu said, "It's pretty exciting to howl at the dinner table until you're not drunk."

He Zhao also said: "These two people don't know their true strength at all."

The wine is still calling bottle after bottle.

Howling in my mouth what is this little wine, I don't feel it at all, I must be the legendary one thousand cups not drunk!Come!Go ahead!

I took a taxi, but fortunately Wanda's wine quality was not that bad, and I didn't make a fuss about dancing anymore, and fell asleep when I got in the car.

"Master, go to Liyang No. [-] Middle School."

"No. [-] middle school, okay." The driver looked at the route and concentrated on driving.

Speechless all the way.

He Zhao can drink, but he drank a little too much with Liu Cunhao today, now that he calms down, he feels a little hot all over.

My stomach is burning too.

He wanted to open the window to get some air, but when he turned around, he saw that the child beside him was also asleep.

Xie Yu's hand was right next to his - the hand that touched his neck with water just now.It was also the first day of freshman registration, and he grabbed the hand of "black nail polish".

The scenery outside the window roared by.

He Zhao felt that emotion that he had been desperately suppressing all day, suddenly burst out because of these seemingly insignificant details.

As Shen Jie said, it's about to explode.

Xie Yu just had a headache, and it was even more uncomfortable after getting in the bumpy car. He closed his eyes and tried to take a rest, but his mind was very clear.But slowly, his hand was suddenly grabbed.

But this time it's different, it's fingers intertwined.

The knuckles of the boy's fingers were hard and a bit painful. He Zhao held them carefully, as if he didn't want to disturb him, but he couldn't help but exert force.There is also the astonishingly hot temperature on his hands, and even the heartbeat is transmitted little by little.

Xie Yu felt like he was on fire too.