Fake Slackers

"Do you have any friends to help protect our lives?" Wanda hinted frantically, "Brother Yu, are you busy?"

Xie Yu said, "Not friends, I'm busy."

Wanda: "..."

Cold, as cold as ever.

Wanda looked at Xie Yu and said it, but got up and found an empty seat by the window and sat down, but couldn't figure out what this cruel boss meant.

Is this willing to stare, or not?

But He Zhao said with a smile, "Go ahead, he's helping to watch."

Wanda was shocked, and said in disbelief, "How do you know? Where did you see it?"

Xie Yu is lonely and arrogant, extremely out of gregarious, and has a bad temper.

All he had to do was engrave the words "Don't mess with me" on his face.

When the east and west floors were divided, Xie Yu, the boss of the west building, frightened countless people away just by the rumor of black nail polish. He sounded like a gloomy pervert.

He Zhao didn't answer Wanda's question.

He rolled in from the window, put his foot on the chair, and thought, I just know.

Xie Yu was still playing with his mobile phone, looked up from time to time, and lowered his head after noticing anything unusual.

He Zhao sat down on the desk in front of Xie Yu, turned his back to the blackboard, looked at the people fighting the landlord, and then looked up at the latest issue of the blackboard newspaper from Class Three - My Dream.

The report on the blackboard in the third class was very perfunctory. Looking at the whole class, there are more than [-] people, and there is no one who can draw.Anyway, it won't be selected, so I don't waste time on it.

The idea is quite novel. Let each student write a wish on paper, stick it with tape, and finally form a crooked love heart.

It's just such a thing, Tang Sen regarded it as a treasure, and took several pictures with the camera repeatedly.

He Zhao retracted his eyes, and his eyes fell on the person in front of him again.

The boss of the West Building is wearing a school uniform. The weather has turned cold recently, probably because he is afraid of the cold, so he put on a coat over the school uniform, with half of his hands tucked in the sleeves, half of his fingertips exposed, and focused on clicking on the phone screen.

Xie Yu would sometimes do some small movements that make people feel particularly soft, such as waking up from self-study every morning, opening his eyes to look at people hazily, and saying that it's none of my business, but after a while, he passed Time to give him a question mark.

Or now, the slender and white fingers are curled up, and the little finger is gently hooked on the edge of the cuff.

He Zhao tapped on the desktop: "Little friend, what dream did you write?"

Xie Yu paused with his fingertips, he was still chatting with Aunt Mei, and asked Aunt Mei if the volume of goods shipped from Guangmao recently was large, don’t be reluctant to pay that little money, if there are not enough people, just hire more, the topic suddenly changed, and there was no response Come over: "Huh?"

Then he looked back following He Zhao's gaze and saw the blackboard newspaper.

That piece of paper was written blindly. What a dream, it is too hypocritical to fill it in the heart of love and make it public.Besides, the second year of high school students, the whole world revolves around the word "college entrance examination". Wanda and the others laughed when they got the note, and didn't take it seriously: "Dream! Fudan is my dream!"

"Forget about Fudan, you can have Fudan milk tea." Liu Cunhao laughed at him, and then he began to think about it, "I am, I want to save the world."

Wanda patted the monitor on the head: "You should drink Fudan milk tea with me, don't even think about it."

During the growth period, there is no clear definition of self, and the dream is a bit far away.

He Zhao was still asking.

Xie Yu forgot it after writing it, thought about it carefully, and remembered: "Get rich."

He Zhao thought he was perfunctory enough writing about world peace, but he didn't expect that there was someone else sitting here: "Get rich?"

Xie Yu said, "...do you have an opinion?"

"No problem, this dream is pretty good," He Zhao said, remembering that he still had a personal photo that he hadn't signed for, so he tapped on the desktop and asked, "Where's my handsome photo?"

"Are you annoying, what handsome photo?"

"I tried so hard to pose, you didn't take a picture?"

pose.

At the mention of these three words, Xie Yu seemed to return to that embarrassing and embarrassing moment: "You still have the nerve to say it?"

"I'm so embarrassed," He Zhao said, "Isn't it because you can't help but want to take pictures of me?"

Xie Yuxin said, I can't help but fuck your mother.

What a face.

Xie Yu posted that photo on Moments, and He Chao insisted on seeing it, so Xie Yu found it and handed it to him.

He Zhao glanced at it, and found that the shooting was okay: "The technique is good, of course, the main reason is that I am more photogenic..." He Zhao was halfway through the sentence, and accidentally crossed to the comment below, and found that Xie Yu was usually a loner. , Quietly, there are more than 50 photo comments.

Looking at the names, there are aunts and mothers, seven aunts and eight great wives, and there is even a comment [Breakfast Restaurant on Next Street-Wang Ma].

Aunt Mei: Son, who is the guy in the middle? He looks very handsome.

XY replied to Aunt Mei: You are an idiot.

Da Lei: I'll go, why does this guy look so familiar? !

XY replied to Dalei: The face of the public.

……

He Zhao looked around and found that this friend was quite happy for hurting him: "Let's not mention the public face, you tell your mother that I am an idiot?"

Xie Yu obviously forgot about the comment, and said without changing his face, "That's my godmother."

Xie Yu seldom mentioned his family affairs, and now a godmother popped up out of the blue. These more than 50 comments showed that the children's interpersonal network is quite extraordinary. He Zhao asked again: "Do you still have a godmother?"

Xie Yu gave a brief introduction: "I am a godmother, a local snake, and a gangster on the road."

He Zhao pointed to the one named Da Lei again: "What about this one?"

Xie Yu said, "You have seen this in the bureau."

In the end, it was really annoying, Xie Yu didn't know what to say about his relationship with the breakfast shop on the next street, so he said "You're handsome, you're not the face of the public" after a few perfunctory words.

Before He Zhao returned the phone to Xie Yu, he quickly added his WeChat account: "I said, why didn't you even activate Penguin Space, add a friend?"

Xie Yu said: "You added everything, so ask me what I'm doing."

He Zhao: "Appears to be polite."

Aunt Mei and the others used WeChat, and he and Da Lei followed suit and got used to it.

Anyway, there are no classmates who need to be contacted. In the first year of high school, he was the kind of person who completely lost contact after leaving school. He was offline all the year round, and the teacher could not receive the notification.

But now, it seems...something is different.

For example, a contact list with a growing number of friends.

For another example, Xie Yu never thought that one day he would sit by the window and be guarded by his classmates, just to let them play Doudizhu with peace of mind.

Damn, my temper seems to have changed?Xie Yu thought to himself.

Wanda's evaluation of himself is not an exaggeration at all. Not only is he unlucky, but his poker skills are also bad.

"I appreciate you as a rookie." Xu Qingqing won all the money back in a short time, and said with satisfaction, "Our friendship can last a lifetime."

Wanda didn't care that she lost so badly, and replied, "My pleasure, Ms. Xu."

He Zhao leaned against the window, sat on the desk, and helped to stare at it for a while: "How long are you going to play?"

"Brother Chao, the last hand, right away," Wanda was very excited, he glanced at the bad deck in his hand, "I'm about to lose."

He Zhao said 'tsk': "You are quite happy?"

Xie Yu said casually, "It's a skill to lose everything."

"Yes," Wanda nodded, "That's the feeling, I feel that I am quite talented."

After staring at it for a long time, the mad dog did not appear, but because Shen Jie was left by the teacher to give a lecture, from the time the school bell rang until now, he finally came out of the teacher's office, and stopped to watch for a while when he passed the third class: "What are you doing? "

Standing at the window, Shen Jie looked in, and when he heard Xu Qingqing yell "Four belts and three" with great enthusiasm, he was shocked by the talents of the students in class three: "I'm going, the chess and card room?"

"What are you doing," He Zhao asked back, "Aren't you going back?"

Shen Jie said: "Isn't it a math test this afternoon? I... had a little accident."

Wanda had no cards to play, distractedly said: "I know, he was caught cheating on the math test this afternoon."

Shen Jie originally planned to leave the topic like this, but Wanda pointed it out directly, and said helplessly, "Why do you know everything?"

Wanda said cheaply: "There is nothing in this world that I don't know about."

"Pull it down, you can hear a sense of superiority from the corner of the wall," Shen Jie said before leaving, "By the way, Brother Chao, tell me about that in the afternoon, talk, fall in love..."

Shen Jie still couldn't let go of the sentence about being in love that He Zhao sent him. No matter how he thought about it, he felt that something was wrong. When he happened to meet someone, he wanted to ask him face to face. Brother froze, he didn't know where he was poked, he almost jumped up, and half of his body leaned out of the window: "Shut up, you."

"No, I'll just ask you." Shen Jie was puzzled, "What about..."

Xie Yu tilted his head, not knowing what these two people were doing: "Talking?"

He Zhao went straight out of the window, looking very nervous, his back was tense when he bent down and jumped down, he went down and immediately covered Shen Jie's mouth, and then said: "Talk, talk to me no."

Shen Jie wanted to say, of course not, it was about falling in love, but he could only make a "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" sound.

Just like that, he was dragged away by He Zhao.

Xie Yu: "..."

"The two of them, what are you doing?" Wanda's bravado just broke down again, "I feel like something is wrong."

Xu Qingqing said: "Jianghu gossip master, you concentrate on losing your cards."

He Zhao didn't know where he was going to drag Shen Jie, and felt that there was no place to talk about this matter, so he finally took Shen Jie back to the dormitory.

Shen Jie sat on the chair and breathed heavily. Not only was his mouth covered all the way just now, but He Zhao even covered their nostrils with too much force: "...Brother Chao, I almost suffocated to death, you know."

Before he recovered, he heard He Zhao say, "Well, secret love is also fine, can you tell me about it?"

Shen Jie: "Ah? What's there to say about a crush? It's sore and swollen like a can of Fanta, or the kind that's been shaken hard. Whoever opens the can at this time can blow his face."

He Zhao: "..."

This metaphor is quite vivid.

However, He Zhao felt that his can of soda was a little too strong, and he didn't need anyone to pull it away to blow it up.

Shen Jie went out of the boys' dormitory building, walked to the bus station and waited for the bus, and was blown into a sneeze in the autumn wind, but he still didn't understand what He Zhao's whole thing was. The thought of his drink.

Shen Jie thought about it, and realized that when it comes to dating, he has known He Zhao for so long, but he has never been in a relationship.

Obviously, if this person wants to get out of the order, it would be extremely easy.

Just that face, it looks like he has a lot of emotional experience, and he is commonly known as handsome enough to make people worry.

But his brother Chao has really been single for more than ten years by virtue of his ability.

Shen Jie had personally experienced going out with He Chao. On the way, there was a shy girl who mustered up the courage to come and strike up a conversation. He Chao could reply, "A salesperson? I don't buy anything."

"God opens a door for people, but always closes a window." Shen Jie shook his head, just as the bus was coming, he said while taking out his transportation card, "It's useless to be handsome."