Fake Slackers

"Hold on, a good man has his ambitions everywhere, and the darkness in front of him is not black." Tired of squatting, the physical education teacher also sat down on the ground, looked down at the time, and then whistled again.

Not long after He Zhaogang stood up, he had to press down again when he heard this sentence. He slowed down and found that he couldn't stare at a certain child. Moved up and down voluntarily.

This time He Zhao didn't stay for too long, he almost finished the push-up hastily.

The eyes of the two people were staggered. He Zhao kept looking at the ground of the gymnasium intently, as if he could see the flowers, until Xie Yu asked him, "How many are there?"

"Ah," He Zhao couldn't move his mind, and didn't even bother to count, "I don't know, and you didn't count either?"

Xie Yu turned his head sideways. In this position, his eyes can only look upwards. There are several beams on the roof of the gymnasium, and then there are lattice-shaped glass panels on the top. Xie Yu paused, and then said: "No count."

"There should be more than a dozen."

After He Zhao finished speaking, he found that he couldn't keep his eyes on the ground, and his eyes began to diverge again, and slowly fell on Xie Yu's neck, and found that the line was unexpectedly beautiful. In the end, he didn't know whether to say it to himself or to Xie Yu: " ...be patient."

Yes, ok.

He endures.

When Xie Yu just lay down, he really wanted to raise his knees and throw the person on him flying.With a cold face, he felt like an idiot, instead of doing a good test paper, he came over to take some physical education class.

After calming down, he began to think about who he should kill first when he got up later.

Luo Wenqiang, who had dragged Xie Yu over to his physical education class at the risk of death, was training on the playground. He somehow felt the wind blowing from behind him. He rubbed his arms, feeling that the weather had dropped so badly.

Although He Zhao usually likes to move his hands and feet, he is quite restrained at this time... Xie Yu felt that there seemed to be a restraint in He Zhao who wanted to escape, and even jumped up in the next second.

Xie Yu didn't know whether the heartbeat in his ear was his own or He Zhao's - especially when He Zhao was suppressed, the two briefly stuck together for a few seconds.

Xie Yu looked at the beams on the top, and vaguely felt that something was wrong, or rather, this feeling of something wrong had existed for a long time, but it was especially strong today.

It was as if there was a wild beast living in my heart, usually dozing quietly, but today it suddenly howled fervently, almost savagely, which made people uneasy, but also... a little boiling for no reason.

Except for the counting at the beginning, the physical education teacher used whistles instead in the middle. People couldn't help but wonder if he wanted to add a few more to them quietly. They had just finished slandering secretly, and the physical education teacher blew again, and then gave a report. Integer: "Twenty! Great, keep going!"

Some students questioned: "Teacher, why are there only twenty? I feel like I made thirty."

The physical education teacher blushed and said, "This classmate, your illusion."

Regardless of whether it is twenty or thirty, there are two groups of boys who can't do it at all.

Even if there is still a male classmate lying under him, a loose wrist and a fall may lead to tragedy, but it is better than continuing to suffer push-ups, and one of them bows his head and says, "Jack of all trades, I can't do it."

Wanda: "How can you not do it! How can your life be defeated by mere fifty push-ups?"

"...I really can't do it."

There were more and more students booing around, besides those who were playing badminton in the gymnasium just now, a large group of people from both high and low grades also came, and Liu Cunhao also squeezed in: "I'll go, you guys, it's very intense. "

Xie Yu raised his hand to cover his forehead, feeling a little headache.

"Can you stop watching the fun, my friends," He Chao turned his head and said, "Especially you, Liu Cunhao, as the monitor, can you protect the dignity of the students in Class Three?"

The students in the second and third classes of high school still have the dignity of a fart, which has long been gone.

Although I lost my dignity, I still have a chance to restore my push-up strength, especially when there are several junior school girls among the onlookers. Show off your strong physique.

Wanda watched helplessly the buddy on him who said "I can't do it" just now, suddenly let go of one hand, clenched his left hand into a fist, and began to do push-ups with one hand: "..."

He Zhao watched in amazement: "Yes, it's amazing, this classmate, will you come back first in our class next week?"

Liu Cunhao took the lead in applauding, "Come on, Fu Pei! Fifty more!"

Fu Pei tensed up all over, gritted his teeth and continued to work hard.

Xie Yu also turned his head to look at the past, and after looking at it for a while, he suddenly asked, "Fu Pei? Is there such a person in the third class?"

He Chao was only three years away from turning fifty, and when he was pressing down, he leaned into Xie Yu's ear and said, "Our next-door group, the second-to-last row, is the one who was called by Old Tang to talk to him because of online dating problems at the beginning of school. .”

Xie Yu searched in his mind to no avail, and there were three big words on his face: I have no impression.

"I know you don't remember." He Zhao propped up his body, took a breath, and said, "Tell me that you have been in our class for more than a month. What do you remember?"

From Xie Yu's angle, he could see the juvenile's protruding Adam's apple all the way down his neck, which was the slightly messy collar of his school uniform.

After finishing fifty, it is impossible to feel nothing at all. In addition, the nerves are in a state of tension. After finishing the last one, He Zhao felt really fucking tiring. Beside Yu, he said slowly: "...Fifty, your brother and I are not strong."

Xie Yu moved to the side and said, "Go away, my mother gave birth to me."

Fu Pei was the best in the audience. He showed off more than 20 one-arm push-ups. Finally, he stopped and secretly asked Wanda, "Is there a girl watching me?"

Wanda is embarrassed to tell him the cruel reality, the reality is that all the onlookers, male or female, are all looking at the two famous members of their class.

"If you think there is, you should." Wanda patted Fu Pei's shoulder, "It's time to get up."

It was supposed to exchange places, the students with the odd number were on top, and another group of fifty would come, but the physical education teacher obviously didn't grasp the timing well, and when they were about to change places, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.

The physical education teacher looked at the stopwatch on his chest and said regretfully, "get out of class is over, that's fine, let's end get out of class then."

"..."

The even numbers began to lament their bad luck, and the odd numbers didn't know whether to be happy, after all, they had been lying in vain for a long time, but it seemed that it was not something worth looking forward to for them to press others to do push-ups.

After returning to the classroom, He Zhao and Xie Yu didn't speak much for the whole class.

The atmosphere was not awkward either. He Zhao used to come up to talk endlessly, but now He Zhao suddenly quieted down, and occasionally talked to Xie Yu. The topic just started, and when He Zhao saw the other party, he seemed to be disconnected from his brain again. , nothing to say.

"what do you want to say in the end?"

Xie Yu was interrupted several times, and each time he was called by his name, Xie Yu, Lao Xie, and the tablemate called each other in turn, and when they finished calling, they stopped talking, causing a headache from the annoyance.

He Zhao spread out the English book, pointed to the English book, tried to find a question and asked, "Which page are you talking about?"

Xie Yu said, "The third unit."

He Zhao said "Oh" and stopped talking.

The two classmates sitting in the front row of the two of them were at a loss, and passed notes to each other: Are they having a fight?in argument?

The note was passed all the way to the class monitor. Liu Cunhao recalled how the two school bullies loved each other in the last physical education class. While the English teacher turned around to write a sample sentence on the blackboard, he lowered his head and wrote: No, the two of them were still inseparable in the last class.

He Zhao looked at the English book for a long time like a psychopath, and then realized that he should not be attending class, he should be playing with his mobile phone.

So every lesson Xie Yu in mind the mission of playing with mobile phones, chatted with Zhou Dalei, returned to the friend's message interface, and saw that He Chao updated a personality signature: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Xie Yu: "..." Is this person crazy?

Before the sports meeting, all the clothes ordered by the class arrived, and Old Tang specially asked them to change into them to see the effect, and then he walked over from the office with an old-fashioned camera.

The class uniform is a custom-made sweater, just put it on. In order to decide what words to customize on the sweater, the class held a voting event, and there were all kinds of words. We will never leave when we are not old, and youth will never end...

In the end, the voting turned into a fight between literary style and arrogance.

"I'm the worst!"

"Youth never ends!"

"I'm the worst!"

"..."

In the end, the quarrel was overwhelming, and it was Old Tang who came over. The Chinese teacher who stepped into the queue of middle-aged men gave them four words: "Love and peace."

He Zhao took out the clothes and shook them out twice. It was an ordinary shape, and the words "Love and Peace" stood out on the back.

Xie Yu hesitated for a long time, not really wanting to wear it.

But the person who was most distressed was Luo Wenqiang. He couldn't go to the men's room to change his skirt. He Chao put on a sweater and pulled Liu Cunhao and the others to form a human wall: "Don't be afraid brother, change boldly."

When Xie Yu came back from the toilet, Wanda yelled at him: "Brother Yu, come together, we still have a gap here, help plug it."

"No help."

"Brother Chao, your little friend," Wanda whispered to He Zhao when the cruel boss of Xilou passed by, "Who cares?"

He Chao put his hands in his pockets, rubbed his fingertips on the lollipop wrapper, suddenly smiled, and said, "It's really out of my control...he still cares about me."

Wanda didn't know why the words "Strict Wife Control" popped up in his mind, and he was taken aback. Fortunately, Luo Wenqiang had already changed his clothes, and continued to shrink in the corner in misery, not daring to show his face, which attracted everyone Attention: "You changed, you come out! Hurry up, isn't it a man now, whining."

He Zhao took two steps back, returned to his seat and stood. With his retreat, a large creature curled up in a corner was completely exposed to everyone.

Luo Wen scratched the wall: "...I don't want to live anymore. You have cruelly deprived an innocent boy of the possibility of a high school puppy love. I couldn't find a girl during my three years in high school."

He Zhao sat on the table and laughed.

Xie Yu also found it funny, but sympathy accounted for a greater proportion, and he decided to give the sports committee the last respect.

He Zhao saw it, and reached out to pat him on the head: "Little friend, are you in a bad mood?"

"Fuck you kid."

Xie Yu didn't hold back when he finished speaking, he almost laughed, and said, "I don't want to be too cruel."

Holding the camera, Tang Sen stood at the door of the class and took a picture of them with a smile.

It wasn't a serious group photo, and everyone didn't line up. They gathered scatteredly at the back of the classroom. Luo Wenqiang cried for a long time, and Wanda handed him a mirror. He couldn't cry anymore, and was instantly amused by himself.Xu Qingqing stood beside her with her mobile phone to take pictures, while the others laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

The picture freezes at this moment.

There is a smile on everyone's face, a youthful moment with infinite vitality.

And the two boys in the last row.

Although there was only a back view, the two of them were very close, especially He Zhao, who was sitting on the table, with a laid-back posture and no rules.

He Zhao's body was slanted, showing half of his side face, with his fingers resting on Xie Yu's head, his fingertips lightly inserted into his hair, with a three-pointed smile on his lips.

And Xie Yu seemed to have the word indifference engraved on the back of his head.

The sun shines in from outside the window, and the blinding light is blocked by the curtains, which happen to be blown up by the wind, the desks and chairs that are always misaligned, the blackboard full of chalk, and all the students in the classroom , the whole is illuminated to glow.

They were wearing the same sweater with four characters on the back: Love and Peace.