Fake Slackers

Gu Xuelan's birthday is the day after tomorrow.

It's not because Xie Yu didn't go back to live because he couldn't bear it psychologically, he just couldn't bear to part with the whole box of study materials under the bed in the dormitory.

He Zhao let out an "oh" after hearing this, and then said out of nowhere, "Happy birthday."

"..."

He Zhao obviously wanted to say something about "being healthy and everything goes well", before he started, but was mercilessly interrupted by the killer.

"It's fine, it's fine, thank you." Xie Yu made a movement of five fingers towards He Zhao, "Shut up."

"This action of yours is similar to the emoji that Shen Jie sent me." He Zhao imitated it, and then spread his fingers away, "Let go."

Xie Yu: "..." Put your head down.

He Zhao didn't know what the Chinese homework Tang Sen assigned just now was.

He sat on the seat for a while, then patted the shoulder of the classmate in the front seat, and borrowed that classmate's homework notebook to copy it again.

The students in the front seat were very puzzled. The whole class knew that He Zhao basically didn't do homework, so he boldly asked, "Do you have to do homework?"

While copying, He Zhao said, "What if. It's not sure. It depends on the fate. Maybe there is a homework that looks particularly pleasing to the eye, and the fate can't stop it."

That classmate was probably the first to hear such a serious "homework theory", and he was amazed.

He Chao copied two copies, returned the notebook to the front seat, and slapped one copy on Xie Yu's desk: "Here, just in case a miracle happens."

Xie Yu lowered his head and glanced at the unrecognizable shit words on the paper, and said to himself that he couldn't even understand it, and there must be ghosts when miracles happen.

He folded up the paper, couldn't find a place to throw it away, and stuffed it in his pocket, then heard He Zhao ask again: "When is your birthday?"

Xie Yu turned his face away, really upset to see him, the shadow in the corridor just now still lingering.From a row of windows, a row of heads poked out neatly, looking at them with dumbfounded expressions.

Wanda even covered her eyes, with a look of no evil.

He has never had any strange scandals with anyone since he grew up, but after meeting He Chao, he discovered that this world is full of wonders.

"Students who stay in school on weekends, strictly abide by the rules for dormitory students." Tang Sen found a chair and sat down, looking like he was going to chat with them until after school, "We have to believe in science. I almost forgot about the dormitory building last weekend. Don't lower your head, Wanda, I really can't see how thoughtful you are."

After autumn, settle accounts.

Teacher Tang in their class has a very long reflex arc.

Sometimes I think he really doesn't care, but when they relax their vigilance and feel that everything has passed, when the weather is calm and the years are peaceful, they are suddenly taken away by Old Tang and lectured: "Hey, you were last month"

"Say it, you'll die." He Zhao turned his head to look at Xie Yu, and also bent down, on the same level as him, reaching out to touch his hair, "When is your birthday?"

Xie Yu said, "I will die."

He Zhao didn't continue to dwell on this question, and within a few minutes, the topic changed from birthday date to "How old are you? You must be younger than me."

Xie Yu is now particularly sensitive to the word "little", such as "little friend".

So Xie Yu sat up, his expression was not very good, and he asked, "Why are you so young? How the hell are you so young?"

As a result, the two compared their birth dates, and He Zhao was one year older than him.

"Brother," He Zhao said with a smile, "You still don't believe me when I tell you that you are young."

Xie Yu always felt that He Zhao was playing tricks on him.

He Zhao leaned back with his legs crossed, and the front legs of the chair under him were raised, his posture was slack, his center of gravity shifted to the back, and he looked a little wobbly.

He Zhao raised his head and looked forward, his eyes passed through the backs of the students in the front row, and landed directly on the blackboard. There were several lines of writing on the blackboard with correct handwriting, and Tang Sen's voice of chanting suddenly became farther and farther away from him.

After a while, Xie Yu heard He Zhao casually say, "You must be younger than me, I've re-read in the third year of junior high school."

Xie Yu's first reaction was: No wonder no one said he cheated in high school with He Zhao's grades.

Back then, the name of Xie Yu's evil god spread throughout the grades, but He Chao didn't have anything to do with it.

It turned out to be rereading.

Re-reading makes sense, a scumbag with poor grades, re-reading and shit luck, this is the tail end of the college.

Xie Yu looked at He Zhao's sloppy look, holding the pen in his hand, and circling it with a few fingers.

He Zhao still had the [-]-point math paper spread out on the desk, and the correction was corrected, but it took a while to get distracted after copying two lines, and the handwriting was messy, which looked messy.

Xie Yu was a little curious: "How many years have you reread it?"

"" He Zhao said, "One year, what happened."

Xie Yu: "It's nothing, I thought it would be at least three years for someone like you to start."

He Zhao didn't feel comfortable listening to these words: "What about me? Aren't you similar to me? Second, can you talk based on your score?"

While talking, the get out of class bell rang.

Everyone cheered, and Wanda even stood on the chair and waved the test paper and shouted: "Liberated——liberated comrades!"

Tang Sen's speech was interrupted, he shook his head, stood up and told him the last sentence: "Don't rush to leave, pack everything up, don't leave behind, the students on duty today clean up the classroom before leaving."

Xie Yu didn't have anything to pack, He Zhao still lived on campus on weekends, sat on the chair and continued to shake, even leaned back and waved at him: "Goodbye, kid."

Xie Yu didn't say a word, and when he passed behind He Zhao, he raised his foot and kicked him straight up, simply and neatly: "Just try again."

He Chao lost his balance in an instant, and he was about to fall back with his chair. Fortunately, he reacted quickly. When he fell, he found the most handsome landing posture, and put one hand on the ground: "Damn it."

The chair fell down and hit the ground with a loud "bang".

Wanda waved the test paper for a while, and on a whim, folded the test paper into a paper airplane, put it near her mouth and sighed: "—Come on, fly, free bird."

Liu Cunhao saw it, and folded the math test paper on the table: "Dada, let me show you a better one."

Tang Sen had just walked to the door, and the class was already in such a mess. With his hands behind his back, holding a cup of health-preserving tea for middle-aged and elderly people, he said with emotion: "Young people, you are really passionate."

Xie Yu didn't take anything, anyway, he slept for two nights and went back to school.

Gu Xuelan is more concerned: "You just carry a schoolbag, and bring homework and everything, and the rest of the family has it."

"Understood, I can figure it out myself." Xie Yu's whole body, except for the mobile phone and change, was the miracle homework paper that he forgot to throw away.

After leaving the school gate, I made sure that there was no Zhong family driver waiting at the gate in a luxury car, and then went to the bus stop.

"It's so hot, you don't want to be picked up by someone, you have to be crowded in the sun," Gu Xuelan said, "Be careful on the road."

Xie Yu hung up the phone after "hmm".

Xie Yu actually had no idea about birthdays. In his memory, there was no cake, no surprises or surprises, and it was not a lively scene.

Just a bowl of hot noodles.

In order to save money, Ms. Gu herself does not celebrate her birthday, but every year on Xie Yu's birthday, Ms. Gu will give him a bowl of noodles.

After eating it, I feel hot all over my body, I can't tell why, I just feel that my whole body is warmed up.

Zhong Jie came back on the weekend. After he went to college, he followed Zhong Guofei as an intern in the company, and he will soon take over the company.

Xie Yu came to Zhong's house for three years, there was no disturbance, and he was silent. Everyone knew that he was an idiot who couldn't afford to support him. Besides being unhappy, Zhong Jie also felt a little bit of pleasure in his heart.

"I heard that you did well in the monthly exam?" Zhong Jie asked angrily as soon as Xie Yu entered the door.

After Xie Yu changed his shoes, he put his hands on the shoe cabinet, lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly: "Thank you."

Gu Xuelan came out of the living room, knowing that her son was coming back today, and Zhong Jie happened to be there too, so she cooked several dishes by herself: "The food is ready, hurry up and eat."

Zhong Jie sat on the sofa and sneered, not knowing what he was laughing at.

Probably due to the influence of He Zhao, Xie Yu found that his temper had improved a lot. Under the attitude of "you are angry, I will not be angry", Xie Yu actually finished the meal quietly.

But Zhong Jie found that Xie Yu was becoming more and more difficult to deal with, from blasting at one point to sneering back, and this time when he came back, he just ignored him and treated him like air.

After the meal, Gu Xuelan pulled Xie Yu, planning to cut some plates of fruit and let them take them upstairs to eat.

Xie Yu helped her wash the fruit together, the two of them were crowded in the kitchen, the water was running on their fingers, it was a bit cold.

The two of them didn't talk much, they basically asked and answered each sentence, and finally fell silent.

Xie Yu washed the last apple and handed it to Ms. Gu.

"You take this plate to Uncle Zhong first," Gu Xuelan said, "He's been very busy in the company these days, and he just stayed in the study without eating a few bites when he came back."

Zhong Jie was also in the study on the second floor. Xie Yu walked to the door of the study and heard the fierce quarrel inside—through the door, it was a bit muffled, especially Zhong Guofei's weak and angry voice.

"I'm looking forward to seeing you well. How about you? Can you also wish me well?! Auntie Gu can live with me, and I'm very grateful to her."

Then Zhong Jie said hoarsely: "Then what about my mother—?! Where did she go? In this family, what is she and what am I?!"

I don't know how this topic developed again, it has been endless for three years.

Xie Yu felt that the two people's voices were a bit noisy, so he lowered his head and inserted a small piece of apple with a toothpick, and put it in his mouth, it was a little sour.

Gu Xuelan heard the noise upstairs, didn't even bother to wipe her hands, and went upstairs to persuade the fight.

"Don't go," Xie Yu stood at the door of the study, holding a fruit plate in one hand and holding Gu Xuelan's arm with the other, "Let them quarrel, as much as you like."

How could Gu Xuelan ignore it, she hurriedly opened the door and went in.

Another restless night.

Xie Yu stood under the shower, drenched all over, closed his eyes and tried his best to ignore the sounds outside.

He raised his hand to wipe his face, turned off the switch, opened the sliding door and walked out, water droplets trickled down his hair, across his back, and finally pooled on the tiled floor, where the warm light gave a hint of color.

Before throwing the changed clothes into the laundry basket, Xie Yu habitually felt in his pockets for anything he had forgotten, and then he touched the piece of paper folded into a square shape.

On it are He Chao's swaying, the strokes of his pen can't wait to fly out, and the words can't be met.

Xie Yu stared at it for a long time, but couldn't recognize a single word.

He turned the piece of paper over casually, and found that there was a smiling face drawn on the reverse side.The crooked mouth is drawn up at a slant, which looks a bit cheap.

Xie Yu looked at it, and suddenly leaned against the edge of the pool and smiled.