Fake Slackers

When evening self-study was over, He Zhao stuck to Xie Yu and went back to the dormitory.

He also wanted to hold Wanda's left arm and let Xie Yu and Wanda stand on each side. Wanda avoided it quite consciously: "This is not good, it's fine for you two to love each other."

Xie Yu was a little irritable: "Which eye of yours sees mutual love?"

Wanda thought, both eyes saw it.

He watched He Zhao's almost whole body leaning towards Xie Yu, but he didn't say anything in the end.

"Do you want to come to my room to play stand-alone games?"

"Do not want to."

"There is a ball game tonight, are you interested?"

"No."

Having reached the door of the dormitory, Xie Yu took the key to open the door, but He Zhao still refused to give up and said, "The monthly exam is coming soon, maybe we can review together?"

Xie Yu didn't speak, and closed the door directly.

"..."

After Xie Yu finished chatting with Zhou Dalei, he checked the time, it was one o'clock in the morning.

The knocks on the door basically occur between 12:30 and [-]:[-] p.m. The floors are different every night, but they are basically concentrated on the first to third floors.Maybe "it" is also afraid of trouble and is unwilling to go up. It is safe to go up to the fourth floor for the time being.

If someone is really pretending to be a ghost, this person is quite persevering if he stays up late at night.

Xie Yu picked up a set of English test papers, and when he opened the door to go out, the knocking on the door had stopped, and there was nothing in the corridor.

The sensor light doesn't work very well, it turns on and off for a while, and the light is still weak.

When Xie Yu knocked on the door of the dormitory opposite, he felt something smashing from inside, hitting the door, and then came He Zhao's voice, which sounded like he was on the verge of collapse: "It's not over, right, try knocking again!"

"..."

Xie Yu tapped twice more.

After knocking, there was no movement inside the door.

He Zhao was wrapped in a quilt, holding a mobile phone in his hand, and he said "fuck me" in his heart.

Just casually say a harsh word, this thing can really understand it.

Dare to protest against him.

Xie Yu waited for a long time, ruled out the possibility that this person was looking for a tool to open the door and rush out to fight hard, and compromised: "Open the door, I, your uncle."

After half a minute the door opened.

When He Zhao opened the door, his expression was calm and expressive, "Why are you here?"

Xie Yu wondered if the person in front of him had messed up his hair on purpose. Apart from his hair, the loose neckline was also very suspicious, and his eye sockets were also rubbed hard. It seemed that he was trying his best to create an image that he was sleeping.

He Zhao lived up to his expectations. He leaned against the door and raised his hand to scratch his hair: "...Ah, I'm sleeping."

Xie Yu looked at him and felt a little headache.

If a person like He Zhao were to die one day, it would be due to too many dramas.

After a while, Xie Yu opened his mouth and said, "Excuse me."

"..."

He Zhao's shape is no longer concave: "Huh?" Didn't he play cards according to common sense?

Xie Yu felt that he shouldn't meddle in his own business, let him die.

"You have to be responsible for waking me up," He Zhao grabbed the person and refused to let go. He saw what Xie Yu was holding in his hand from the corner of his eye, and said, "...English test paper? Do you want me to do homework together? Welcome. Ah, don't be embarrassed, I may not know the topics you don't know, and I will never laugh at you."

He Zhao: "Study with me, don't worry."

I can go to yours.

Xie Yu thought about it in his heart, but didn't say it.

The environment of He Zhao's dormitory is not bad.

He just moved in this semester, he didn't have much stuff, and he looked quite empty. Originally, Xie Yu thought that he should be the type who messed up the living environment and didn't like to clean it up, but looking at it now, he was surprised.

He Zhao put away the clothes hanging on the chair, then patted the back of the chair, and said, "Sit."

There was only one chair in the dormitory, and He Zhao sat on the bed with his legs bent, leaning against the corner of the table, and the two of them could barely get together to read the test papers.

"Wait a minute, I'll find a pen." After He Zhao finished speaking, he stepped on his slippers and got out of bed with a long leg.

Xie Yu spread the test papers on the table, and by the dim light of the desk lamp, he saw a stack of brand-new textbooks on the corner of the table, which should have been basically untouched since they were handed out.Next to the textbook is a candy tin box full of lollipops.

... this habit.

Xie Yu turned his head and accidentally saw He Zhao's cell phone on the corner of the table just now. The screen of the cell phone was still on.

The six large characters on the screen are extremely conspicuous.

- Encyclopedia of folk exorcising ghosts.

He Zhao searched for a long time and finally found two pens, and Xie Yu took them over. In fact, he didn't know the use of the two of them holding the pens, given He Zhao's English level and his "current level".

As if it could actually be done.

"Which question should we start with?" He Zhao asked as he bit off the cap of his pen and put it in his mouth.

Xie Yu: "You pick."

He Chao circled a multiple-choice question, as if he was choosing a concubine in a harem: "Let's do it."

Xie Yu had no objection, but He Zhao stared at the question for a long time, wondering what he was thinking.

Xie Yu remembered how this person behaved in English class: "Give up, next question?"

He Zhao couldn't hear the sarcasm in this sentence at all, and readily agreed: "I think it's okay, then let's look down."

Xie Yu: "..."

He Zhao gave up quite quickly, they didn't start writing at all, and they turned the pages of the test paper before they knew it.

"Let's do the reading questions," He Zhao said, "This is easy to do, trust me, as long as you have a sense of language, you can guess it."

When He Zhao said this, his self-confidence almost rushed out and smeared on Xie Yu's face.

"Do you have a sense of language?"

He Zhao said, "I have. Three shorts and one long choose the longest, this kind of language sense."

In the end, He Zhao himself felt that doing the questions was too perfunctory—of course, it might be because he was worried that the test papers would be finished too quickly, and he could only spend the long night holding the folk ghost exorcism encyclopedia, so he proposed to do the questions carefully.

"Feel the intention of the person who wrote the question," He Zhao opened Baidu Translate, and manually translated each word, "First understand the meaning."

Two people divide the work and each translate a paragraph.

Xie Yu knew those English words backwards, but now he has to pretend.He began to reflect on whether the person next to him seemed mentally retarded, or whether his disguise was not in place enough.

Is this the fucking world of poor students?

Xie Yu turned his head and looked at He Zhao who was sitting on the bed, biting his pen cap from time to time.

"This man writes letters to his friends from the United States about China's culture and characteristics," said He Chao, the translator. "The Great Wall, a landmark building in China, this... If you want him to see the Great Wall, come to China."

"..."

According to the interpreter, He Zhao could not speak logically.

Xie Yu was a little distracted, holding a pen, he suddenly recalled the day when he first entered Zhong's house.

Zhong Jie smashed something directly, turned around and went upstairs without further ado, followed by Zhong Guofei, father and son chatted for a long time in the study, and then Zhong Jie reluctantly came down, the four of them had an embarrassing lunch .

Zhong Guofei is really kind to Gu Xuelan, and he also believes that the two people really like each other.

But that was his love for Gu Xuelan.

It doesn't mean that Xie Yu can also get a share.

"That kid Zhong Jie, you have to be strong. He wants to do everything better than others." When Zhong Guofei talked to Xie Yu, his eyes were filled with pride and sorrow, "Especially after his mother passed away, he has been suffering."

What he said was very tactful, Xie Yu is not a fool, the meaning is obvious.

On the day of the wedding, Gu Xuelan was very happy.Ever since Xie Jiang left a debt to them, they have been hiding in Tibet for ten years, running around to make a living, Xie Yu has never seen her smile like that.

Gu Xuelan looked in the mirror in front of the floor-standing mirror wearing a wedding dress, and felt a little embarrassed: "I wear it like this..."

Zhong Guofei hugged her from behind: "It's beautiful."

Xie Yu hid in the toilet and smoked a cigarette that day.

"Pretty is really pretty. I don't know how to set up the old clock. This woman is not simple."

"If you ask me, the child she brought here is not simple." It was the voice of another person, "It's fine if the aptitude is mediocre, otherwise... what will he think if he can't keep it all?"

"It doesn't look like it?"

"The Zhong family has a big business. Even if they have no idea now, they will never have one in the future. Like the Huang family, isn't their family the same? The stepson usually pretends to be the same, but in the end he got into a fight and wanted to fight for the company."

"The Huang family?"

"You don't know? Just a while ago, I got a few shareholders..."

"So this question must be B!"

He Zhao ticked off the answer confidently. The circle was like shit. After ticking it, he flicked Xie Yu's forehead with a finger: "Hey, what are you thinking?"

Xie Yu came back to his senses and looked down at the circle.

This person He Zhao searched Baidu Translate for nearly half an hour... and still made a mistake.