Fake Slackers

Although the name Damei sounds motherly, he is indeed a boy.

He is the youngest of the three, and he has always been protected. Even the nickname Damei was given by Zhou Dalei as a joke: "Since you are my little brother, then, big brother will reward you with a name, Damei." How is it? From now on, we brothers will be neat and tidy."

Damei is always bullied because of her small stature, and she doesn't know how to fight back.

Zhou Dalei protects his cub like a son, sometimes there are too many opponents, and when he can't beat him, he calls Xie Yu to go with him.

Later, Damei suddenly became invincible, and her height continued to rise, reaching 1.8 meters [-]. The child felt that he had grown up. After watching them fight for so many years, he had never eaten pork or seen pigs running. Once he was too inflated. Standing directly in front of Zhou Dalei: "Let me teach these idiots a lesson."

As a result, there was a gap between theory and practice, and Damei’s lethality was weak. Zhou Dalei pulled Damei and turned around and fled: "You teach me a fart, do you know how to fight? You have thin arms and legs, except that you are longer than ordinary people , what advantage is there——you really pissed me off."

"This brat gave me a pot of broken flowers, what did he give you before he left?" Zhou Dalei became angrier as he thought about it, "...No, this is not considered a gift, at most it is considered foster care."

Xie Yu looked up at the wires, and seemed to be remembering those things from the past, and smiled with the corners of his mouth: "The Rubik's Cube."

Zhou Dalei: "Huh?"

Xie Yu said: "Better than you, give me a Rubik's Cube before Damei leaves."

Xu Yanmei's cooking is actually not very delicious. She belongs to the category that looks good but can always fry her own unique taste, and often forgets to add seasonings.

"It tastes so good, it's too delicious to say anything," Zhou Dalei swallowed the small green vegetables, "but I have a question to ask you, since you don't add salt to your cooking, why bother asking us to go to the small shop to buy it for you."

Xu Yanmei couldn't believe it: "Did I forget to play it? Impossible, I feel that I performed supernormally this time, and I put my heart into every step."

Xie Yu said, "Try it yourself?"

At the end of this meal, I was stunned that I couldn't even meet the indicator of "satisfaction", so I ordered crayfish takeaway to save the day.

"Come on, do it—" Aunt Mei wanted to stand on the table after drinking a few glasses of wine, with one leg straddled on the chair, and patted her chest, "Drink, drink his mother! Xiao Yu'er starts school tomorrow, everyone said A few words."

Xie Yu reached out and moved the plate full of shrimp shells in front of Xu Yanmei to the side, lest she accidentally bump into it.

Zhou Dalei was the first to stand up with a cold drink in his hand: "Thank you boss, let me say first, best wishes to you, I wish you good luck in Liyang No. [-] Middle School..."

"No. [-] middle school?" Xie Yu couldn't hold back when he heard this, and kicked him with a smile, "Si your mother, I'm in No. [-] middle school."

Liyang No. [-] Middle School has been established for more than [-] years, and it is considered well-known in City A.

Although the faculty is average, the enrollment rate is not high.Located in the suburbs, to put it bluntly, it is a quiet and peaceful learning atmosphere with good air quality. However, it is next to several unpopular technical schools that were newly built later, and the location is really embarrassing.

However, the entire campus has been built quite well, and the teaching buildings have been refurbished one after another in the past two years, and it doesn't seem to be "down and down".After all, city A is a well-known big city no matter what, the suburbs are still full of traffic, and the commercial street is booming.

The school gate is grand and majestic. Looking inside from the gate, apart from the green plants and shrubs, the most conspicuous thing is the bronze sculpture in the center of the small square, Rodin, the thinker.The marble base, the whole bronze sculpture is asphalt color, oily and shiny.

On the top of the base, the school motto is engraved in regular lowercase letters: Heart of a Child.

The simple four characters are covered with a layer of gold, shining in the sun.

On the day of returning to school, the school is very lively.

Many freshmen came to report, and there was a big banner hanging at the door——Welcome freshmen from high school to join the big family of No. [-] Middle School, study, progress, and create brilliance together.

The sophomores basically crowded around the announcement wall at the entrance to see the class assignments. They were so crowded that they were sweating profusely. After looking at it for a while, they didn't know which line they saw, and they all gasped in unison: "Sophomore What's up with Class Three?"

"Class two and three in high school? I'll go, bully, the Shura field?"

"...It's still, fortunately, I'm in Class Five."

"Why do I feel a little chilly all of a sudden?"

"Two school bullies are in the same class? What do you think, this is trying to blow up the school?"

"Xie Yu, He Zhao...fuck, it's amazing."

When they entered the first year of senior high school, there were more than a dozen classes. Because of the delay in the construction of the new teaching building, they had to be split into two parts, and they lived in the east and west floors, facing each other from a distance.

Although the two buildings are designed as a conjoined building, and there is a corridor between the two floors, which is mainly for the convenience of teachers and students walking between classes, but the students in the two buildings basically do not communicate with each other.

And there just happened to be two ruthless characters among them——

He Chao in the east building and Xie Yu in the west building.

This group of students gathered together, chattering, you and I, and finally fell into silence collectively.

The only word left in my mind is "terrible".

The group of people who happened to be in the second and third classes of high school trembled even more: I'm afraid they won't be able to get into this class... These two people are the legendary social brothers who kill people without blinking an eye.

The social brother Xie Yu didn't know what happened. He dragged his suitcase and planned to go back to the dormitory to put down his things before going to class to get books.

Gu Xuelan wanted to send him into the dormitory building, and also wanted to follow him to see his dormitory. Xie Yu suddenly remembered that a whole set of "May Three" that was not finished in his room was being spread out on the table, which was not suitable.

Although the dormitory is for two people, he has always lived alone.

No. [-] Middle School has a free school spirit. Since it encourages students to live on campus, it considers all aspects of student accommodation. For example, they have the right to change dormitories at any time until the students are satisfied. There is no need to worry about conflicts between roommates. .

So Xie Yu and his previous roommates had never even met face to face. Once they heard the word Xie Yu, they all made a detour, and no one dared to live there.

Just as Xie Yu dragged his suitcase into the door, a boy with a round frame and extremely short shaved hair ran up from downstairs. The round frame hurriedly ran to the bedroom opposite Xie Yu and stopped.

The round mirror frame knocked on the door of that bedroom for a long time: "—Brother Chao, are you there?"

No response.

"Could it be this dormitory? You're not fooling me when you suddenly say accommodation," the round mirror frame said to himself for a while, then he raised his hand and knocked on the door, only to find that the door was not locked at all. He knocked on: "..."

"I, I came in..."

The round mirror frame opened the door and went in. After looking around, I saw a person on the bed on the right.

He Zhao squinted his eyes and looked sleepy. He sat on the bed with his back against the wall, and took out a box of candies from the bedside: "What's the fuss?"

The round mirror frame said mysteriously: "Brother Chao, big news, have you seen the class schedule? Fuck me, the whole grade is blown up."

"I didn't see it." He Zhao picked an orange one from the inside, tore off the lollipop's coat in twos and twos, and threw it into his mouth. "Separate classes, how else can they be divided. What's so interesting about it."

The round mirror frame stared in a daze, and for a moment he forgot that he had come with a big news: "I'm blind? What is this, so awesome? Are you eating a lollipop?"

He Zhao said, "I quit smoking recently."

After finishing speaking, he saw the round frame and stared at him blankly, like a fool, He Zhao said again, "Why, do you want one too?"

"No no no no need." The round mirror frame waved his hands again and again.

He Zhao crushed the piece of candy, with a stick in his mouth, it was a little sweet, "Where's your big news?"

It was only then that the round mirror frame remembered his mission, and he slapped his thigh: "Fuck, I almost forgot, brother Chao is really amazing this year, he operates like a god... Xie Yu is in your class."

"Who?"

"That Xie Yu from the west building."

The second grade group, in the teacher's office.

"Who will divide the class this year? The computer or the grade teacher? The class placement can't be done in such a random way." Although the teachers knew the class placement situation in advance, they still couldn't accept it.

A female teacher was standing in front of the water dispenser to receive water: "There are only three cultural classes this year, and they are divided according to arts and sciences. There are only three classes and one science class. It is not surprising that they will be divided like this."

Liyang No. [-] Middle School is a school with special characteristics in art. It can't compete with students from other schools in terms of culture, but it can also have a good rate of admission by virtue of art.In the first year of high school, the school encouraged everyone to take the path of art, and in the second class of high school, the cultural students and art students were simply separated.

After receiving the water, the female teacher said, "No matter how skinny those two children are, they are still just children. How can we know it before we take it with us? Maybe things are not as bad as we imagined."

"Are you okay?" Another female teacher who had been sitting in the seat silently looked ashen, and finally couldn't help it when she heard this, "You really think it's okay, so you can bring it?"

"..." The female teacher who was collecting water just now stopped talking.

"Mr. Xu, don't be angry, Xiao Liu just said it casually," several other teachers saw that the situation was not right, and went over to comfort them, "This time the division of classes is indeed too much. The position of the third class teacher is difficult for anyone to change." unwilling."

Xu Xia, the head teacher of Class [-] and Class [-] in high school.When she saw the list of class members for the first time, she almost fainted out of breath.

She has also been a teacher for more than ten years. Although she has not made many great achievements, her qualifications are always better than that of Xiao Liu. She thinks that the school has no reason to embarrass her so much.Little did he know that he was outspoken, spoke without thinking, and his low EQ personality offended many people.

"Why? Why is such a class assigned to me? Isn't this trying to embarrass me?" Xu Xia was so angry that she didn't even want to prepare anything for the class meeting. "What is the school thinking?" Yes, do you think it would be better to let two rat droppings spoil my pot of porridge?"