Korean Entertainment: Skull Rhapsody

When the old skeleton heard his words, his body shook, thinking that he couldn't make his little boyfriend so sad, why couldn't she eat this food even after eating raw worms in the rainforest of Vietnam? !Isn't it just going to the hospital for gastric lavage?It's not that she hasn't been to the hospital!eat!

The old skeleton sat in front of the plate of fried eggs without saying a word, picked up the knife and fork and ate silently.Seeing that the old skeleton was actually eating the breakfast he made seriously, Quan Zhilong smiled contentedly.

"That's right~ Don't skip breakfast in the future, it's very unhealthy, you know?"

"What about you? Why don't you eat?" Old Skeleton asked Quan Zhilong, who was smiling happily in front of him.

"Me? It's inconvenient for me to hold the baby." Quan Zhilong looked at the pile of black charcoal on the table, his eyes dodged.

Old Skeleton smiled, his gentleness was like water. "It's okay, I'll feed you~ Don't you always think I'm not romantic? I'll show you how romantic it is~"

Quan Zhilong wanted to refuse, but he hesitated when he thought of his girlfriend's rare gentle feeding. Should he accept it?The old skull didn't give him time to hesitate, he picked up the plate and sat down, carefully cut a large piece of black charcoal fried egg and handed it to Quan Zhilong's mouth. "Ah~~~Open your mouth~~~"

Hearing this, Quan Zhilong opened his mouth involuntarily, but the moment Heitan entered his mouth, he became sober, as if vomiting... What kind of smell is this?Is it edible? !But the old skeleton was staring at him tenderly, which made Quan Zhilong want to vomit but didn't dare to vomit, so he could only bite the bullet and swallow the big lump of black charcoal.The moment he swallowed the black charcoal, Quan Zhilong immediately picked up the milk on the table and poured it wildly. He didn't like milk very much, but at this time it seemed that he had no other choice except milk.

Old Skeleton still had the same smiling face, eating the black charcoal omelette made by Quan Zhilong without changing his face, the heart of the instigator was about to explode, how could she swallow such a thing?However, soon he didn't have the mind to think about this question, because the old skeleton's second fried egg had already been handed over again.

Quan Zhilong's face is so broken that it can't be broken anymore, but he doesn't know what to say. You say this thing can't be eaten, but it doesn't affect his girlfriend at all, and the person who says he can't skip breakfast Still himself.Quan Zhilong felt that he dug a hole for his girlfriend to jump into, but who knew that his girlfriend would be so cunning and drag him into the water!

Every time the old skull eats a few mouthfuls, he will feed Quan Zhilong a mouthful. Quan Zhilong can't say anything about his suffering, and the expression on his face is so wonderful that the old skull thinks that he can go to act. The agreed expression management has long been Was thrown out of the sky.

The old skull saw that the little boyfriend was eating so painfully, so he didn't do anything cruel. After feeding him a few mouthfuls, he digested the rest of the black charcoal fried eggs by himself.

"Ah... If you can't eat it, don't eat it... I made it, it's not delicious! There's no need to treat myself like this just to punish me!" Quan Zhilong finally couldn't sit still, and said to his girlfriend.

The old skull smiled, didn't say anything, just finished the two plates of black charcoal fried eggs silently. "Next time you don't want to cook, now you know that dry bread is much better?"

"Didn't you tell me not to eat? Why did you pay it off?!" Quan Zhilong was a little angry at his girlfriend's behavior.

"Don't waste it, many people can't even eat this kind of food. Besides, I have eaten scarier food than this, so don't worry, it's you, remember to take stomach medicine after a while."

"Why do you force me to eat when you know that I will definitely have problems?" Quan Zhilong wisely didn't ask Old Skeleton about the scarier foods she had ever eaten.

"This is what we call sharing weal and woe..." The old skeleton smiled slyly, and Quan Zhilong couldn't even get angry when he saw it, so he laughed angrily.

The farce in the morning didn't last long, and the two of them went out, one was going to class, the other was going to work, and neither of them was idle.As usual, Quan Zhilong placed the old skeleton near the school, and let her walk the rest of the way.The old skeleton got out of the car and wanted to leave, but was held back by Quan Zhilong who got out of the car.

"You still owe me a good morning kiss!"

bo~ A kiss fell on his lips immediately, and the old skull turned around and left after the kiss. His attitude was as perfunctory as he wanted.

"Why are you running so fast? I still have something to tell you!" Sensing the perfunctory mood of the old skeleton, Quan Zhilong was upset, but he endured the upset and didn't say anything, because he had more important things things to say.

Before Quan Zhilong could say anything, Old Skeleton was already impatient. She rushed to class. It was the first day, how bad it was to be late! "What's the matter?"

"Maybe...you are... nervous?" Quan Zhilong asked tentatively seeing the expression on his girlfriend's face that had never appeared before.

"It's a bit... I really haven't given a lecture." Seeing that the little boyfriend saw it, the old skull no longer concealed it, and answered honestly.

"Ah, why are you so cute?" Quan Zhilong couldn't help touching the old skull's head again. "Don't be nervous, you are the legendary Skeleton-sama~ A person who can even catch those international criminals can't deal with a group of students?"

"I know, but I'm still nervous. Being a teacher is a very important thing." Teachers, preaching and teaching karma, Old Skeleton doesn't think such an important profession is easy. "To teach them something..."

"Don't worry, just tell them the stories you have experienced, of course, those stories that can be told. The rest, let them learn by themselves! The methods are in books, your experience is not everyone There are all of them." Quan Zhilong comforted his girlfriend gently.The old skeleton leaned his head on the shoulder of the little boyfriend, rubbed it against him, then left immediately, and looked around like a thief.

Quan Zhilong was pleased by his girlfriend's rare behavior, and he was happy with the next invitation. "We have an advertisement to shoot in the afternoon, do you want to come to visit the set? See how your boyfriend and I work!" 'You will definitely be fascinated by oppa's handsome appearance' This is the os in Jun Zhilong's heart, Because of Old Skeleton's age, he never dared to shout oppa or something in his heart.

"Then you come and pick me up." Old Skeleton didn't refuse.

After the two of them settled the matter for the afternoon, they separated. Old Skeleton came to the classroom where he was teaching, took a deep breath at the door, and walked in.

The moment the old skeleton stepped into the classroom, it was like water pouring into boiling oil, and the whole classroom exploded.

"Wow~ The new teacher is very good-looking!"

"The new teacher looks familiar~"

"Ahhh, I heard that the new teacher seems to be the legendary Skeleton Sean! So it's true!"

Old Skeleton was not very happy when he heard the discussions among the students below. The classroom atmosphere was too active, which was not good.

"Please be quiet!" Old Skeleton's voice was not loud, but it could easily make people feel the authority in those words, and the classroom became quiet after Old Skeleton's words.

"Please allow me to introduce myself. My surname is Huangfu and my name is Xiaoen. Bigfoot can call me shawn, not necessarily teacher. If you have any questions, you can ask questions. Before asking questions, please raise your hands. I hope everyone can respect each other. .”

After the old skeleton finished his self-introduction, someone raised his hand immediately, and the old skeleton signaled him to stand up. "What's your problem, classmate?"

"Teacher! Are you and gdxi really dating?"

The old skeleton twitched the corners of his mouth amusedly, and replied with a smile: "We are just friends, do you have any other questions?"

"Yes! Teacher, who is the baby in your arms? Is it your son?"

"Student, your news is too late. This is my younger brother." Old Skull was not annoyed by his question, but joked with him instead.

The old skeleton once again nodded to a student who raised his hand. "Teacher, what are we going to cover in our course?"

"This student asked a good question. What are we talking about...Of course it is about criminology. I won't talk about it according to the textbook. Those who want to get mixed credits can already give up, because there will be no It’s a matter of focusing.” Old Skeleton had searched a lot of knowledge related to universities on the Internet before coming, and came prepared.

"Besides, I don't know how to take roll calls. If you want to come, you can come. If you don't want to, don't force it. If you want to take notes, you can take notes. If you don't want to, I won't force you. My class will not have blackboard writing. And it is very likely that I will not even I can’t remember what I said, so I advise you from the bottom of my heart, it’s best to take notes, otherwise you won’t even know where I am.”

When the old skeleton said this, he paused for a moment, and then he said as if he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, although I don't know how to explain the textbooks that the school sends you, there will definitely be 40% of the final exam questions. The topic is from there, so you'd better read this textbook after class, and I won't supervise you. If you want to pass, just work hard on your own, goodluck!"

Old Skeleton, a group of college students who dismounted from his horse, has been surrounded, what kind of routine is this?Didn't you just ask two questions?How did it become such a tragic end?

"Teacher... are you angry?"

"Why do you think so? Isn't it the first day we met? Why should I get angry at someone who only met the first day?"

"Because we just asked about your scandal..."

"Hmm...Obviously you also know that it is very rude, but you still ask, this kind of situation is called death. Then in our first class today, let's talk about "death" Let’s just do something. You know what you shouldn’t do, but you still do it. Why do people do this? Which classmate will answer this question?”

"For fun!"

"For profit!"

"For the limelight!"

"To be handsome!"

The voices answered one after another, and the old skeleton waved his hand to signal for silence, and the children calmed down very politely.

"In fact, the so-called crime is similar to the behavior you just committed to death. You clearly know that the law cannot be defied, but you still act in violation of the law. The reason that leads them to die like this is often called 'motivation' in criminology. '."