Korean Entertainment: Skull Rhapsody

Seeing that Huangfu Xiaoen didn't speak, Cui Top could only chat with Quan Zhilong all the way, and the two chatted happily.

Soon arrived at the camping place, the old skeleton got out of the car and began to look for a place to pitch the tent.Cui Top and Quan Zhilong were cheering at the side, neither of them had camping experience..."I said...you don't have camping experience, what kind of camp do you learn?" Old Skeleton looked at him standing there with disgust. Two people who quit.

"It's not Mr. Skeleton, you said it nicely, I think it's interesting, so I'll follow along!"

"I'm here to be your driver."

Both of them were plausible, and the old skeleton looked at them with disdain, and ordered him to pitch the tent by himself.Cui Top wasn't as thick-skinned as Quan Zhilong, and he wanted to help. After disrupting the support rod that Huangfu Xiaoen had put on for the third time, Huangfu Xiaoen drove him aside to start a fire.

The blood of the fighting nation in the old skeleton's body was not in vain, and the tent was set up soon.But until the old skeleton tent was set up, Quan Zhilong and Cui Top didn't even start the fire.

"...would you two start a fire?"

"No!" The two said in unison, and they had a very good understanding.

The old skeleton suppressed the swear words that had reached his lips, and ordered the two of them to do other things. "Go get the barbecue grill, the table, the wine and the meat out... If you can't do this, you two just go back to the furnace and rebuild it."

Seeing the increasingly distorted smile on Old Skull's face, the two of them honestly went to move things.

As soon as the two of them moved the things over, the old skeleton started the fire. He didn't understand why these two people couldn't do such a simple thing as lighting a fire! ? !For this reason, the old skeleton also babbled for a long time on how to make a fire and how to set up a tent, just like the teacher in class, the two of them felt their heads swell and wanted to cry...

"Barbecue, let's barbecue! I'm starving to death!" Cui Top finally couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted Old Skeleton's lecture-style camping teaching. "Master Skeleton, do you drink?"

"Drink!" The old skeleton is easy to bribe, as long as there is wine.

Seeing the familiar way of getting along between the two of them, Quan Zhilong was a little envious, he and Huangfu Xiaoen seemed to be born at odds.

"But... that... I didn't bring much wine today. Maybe not enough for three people." Cui Top said hesitantly, worried that Huangfu Xiaoen would be unhappy because he didn't have enough wine.

"It's okay, I didn't plan to drink much at first." The old skeleton waved his hands, not paying much attention. She drank but wanted to get drunk, because only when drunk can she fall asleep.It's not like she hasn't experienced the life of not sleeping for a week or two. At worst, she won't sleep all night today.

"Oh, I don't know who is drunk every day." Quan Zhilong said sarcastically when he heard Huangfu Xiaoen's words.

"...Want to experience the feeling of 360-degree rotation? I think I can throw you out and then catch you, what do you think?" The old skeleton smiled and said something frightening.

"Ahem, I'm hungry, why don't you barbecue? Do you know how to grill?" Quan Zhilong selectively ignored Huangfu Xiaoen's threat.

Old Skull ignored Quan Zhilong's words, set up the grill and started grilling meat.When the old skeleton was in Russia, he was a hunter for a living. Although he didn't know how to cook, his barbecue was a must.The two of them ate the barbecue made by the old skeleton, and neither of them spoke, and they didn't even bother to express their emotions, for fear that the meat would be snatched away by the other party as soon as they spoke.The old skeleton is also a master at grabbing food. She is in charge of barbecue, and she is close to the water. It is much more convenient to eat than these two.

After eating, it was already dark, and the three of them started drinking and chatting by the campfire.

"You...not...Huangfu Xiaoenxi, why do you like playing with Brother Top so much?" Quan Zhilong asked with the strength of alcohol.The old skull didn't answer, just glanced at top, and Cui top rushed out to answer. "Of course it's because I'm handsome!"

"Mr. Top is the most handsome!" Hearing this, the old skeleton raised his wine bottle to cheer.

"You two, be more serious!" Quan Zhilong saw the two of them starting to be serious again, and demanded seriously.

"Well... okay. Mr. Quan Zhilong, I wonder if you have seen SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it!" Cui Top raised his hand excitedly when he heard the animation he had watched.Quan Zhilong rolled his eyes wordlessly, and replied, "Of course I have."

"Don't you think Mr. Top looks like SpongeBob SquarePants? Mr. Top is SpongeBob SquarePants, and I am Pai Daxing!" Old Skull explained concisely.

"But I think... you're more like SpongeBob SquarePants. Brother Top is Patrick."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, this is the great friendship between us! Cheers to SpongeBob SquarePants and Pai Daxing!" The old skull excitedly picked up the wine bottle, Cui Top was also excited, and the only calm Quan Zhilong didn't know what to say. He was also infected by the atmosphere, picked up the beer and had a toast with the two of them. "You're driving, just drink one bottle of beer." Old Skull lazily reminded Quan Zhilong after he finished drinking a bottle of beer.

"..." Quan Zhilong only thought that she was doing it on purpose, and could only think silently in his heart, if he had known earlier, he would not have toasted and drank slowly...

Old Skeleton and Cui Top chatted and drank while Quan Zhilong sat and watched the two of them crying and laughing and toasting wildly for something. He felt that the two were so similar, no wonder they could play together.If it weren't for the huge difference in appearance, Quan Zhilong would have suspected that Huangfu Xiaoen and Top were twin siblings who had been separated for many years!When the moon was in the middle of the sky, Cui Top was already slightly drunk, and the old skull saw that he was sleepy, so he also planned to go into the tent to sleep.Seeing that the two were lying together without any shyness, Quan Zhilong also lay down in the middle of the two of them.

Cui Top drank too much and fell asleep as soon as he lay down.But with this little amount, Old Skeleton was like drinking water. Quan Zhilong only drank a bottle of beer. He was used to nightlife, so he was not used to going to bed early at all, it was only twelve o'clock.The old skeleton stared at the top of the tent, not understanding a move.Quan Zhilong was not as peaceful as her, he tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

"Can't you just lie down peacefully if you can't sleep?" Old Skeleton said irritably, Quan Zhilong was tossing on the side so that she couldn't calm down at all, she was already very irritated when she couldn't sleep.Hearing Huangfu Xiaoen's words, Quan Zhilong froze for a moment, and then pretended to be relaxed and said, "Can't you sleep too?"

"Um..."

"Why can't you sleep?"

"If you don't get drunk, you can't sleep." The old skeleton said sullenly, she was really depressed about this matter.

"Huh? So, you were so drunk every time before, just to fall asleep?"

"Um..."

"Then... haven't you tried sleeping pills?"

"About [-] tablets is enough... I can eat the amount of others for a year in seven days, and it's not good for my health."

"Have you seen a doctor?"

"No..."

"why are you not going?"

"I don't like hospitals." The old skeleton swallowed the second half of the sentence that he almost blurted out, 'Because the power of the undead is too strong'.

"...so capricious."

"Rich and willful."

"..."

"Let's have a drink together when you have time, and I want to see how much you can drink." Quan Zhilong pretended to invite casually, but his hands were already nervously clutching the blanket covering his body.

"...Okay." Old Skeleton agreed, thinking that it would be boring to compete with this person all the time.Hearing that Huangfu Xiaoen agreed to his request, Quan Zhilong let go of his hand.

"So... you just lay there overnight?"

"It's always been like this before, just get used to it."

"..." Quan Zhilong suddenly didn't know what to say.

"Since you can't sleep, do you want to go out to look at the stars together? I looked, and the stars outside today are still very good." The old skeleton sent out an invitation for the first time, and Quan Zhilong hurriedly agreed, lest she would regret it again. "OK."

The two climbed out of the tent, not worried about waking Cui Top.After getting out of the tent, the old skeleton climbed onto the roof of the car with the stall in his arms, and lay down on it to watch the sky under the tent.Quan Zhilong imitated the example, lying side by side with Huangfu Xiaoen, the two of them stared at the stars silently, neither of them spoke.

In the end, Old Skeleton couldn't bear to break the silence first. "Tell you a story?"

"Okay...you tell me, I'm listening." Quan Zhilong readily agreed.

"In an unknown time and space, there is a magic continent. There are many powerful magicians and many terrifying necromancers on the continent. The two are opposite to each other. On the magic road, there are also a group of lovely bards , They will compile the legends from all over the place into poems, and travel on the continent while singing. Every bard on that continent knows such a story, a young magician fell in love with a rural girl, this girl Not a princess, not even very beautiful, but the magician is hopelessly in love with her. The magician even gave up his noble status as a magician for the girl, lived in this small village, and learned Become an excellent hunter. But that girl eventually fell in love with someone else, another hunter in the same village. After realizing the love between the two, the magician withdrew from the competition, blessed the two, and silently guarded The love between two people. But the good times did not last long. In a war between the magician and the necromancer, the hunter whom the girl loved was captured by the necromancer. After the magician knew the news, he found the necromancer and used his soul In exchange for the girl's true love, I have fulfilled my beloved girl forever. Since then, the great relationship between the three has been widely sung by bards..."

"That's all? Is this the end?" Quan Zhilong felt that this story was so boring...

"Of course not, Mr. Quanzhi Longxiao, I hope you can be a little patient?"

"Okay...then you continue."

"However, sometimes the more beautiful things are, the less real they are. The truth of the facts is often really hurtful, even disgusting."

"Wait, is this story going to be reversed here?" Quan Zhilong grasped the point at once.

The old skeleton couldn't help turning his head and glaring at the other party. "Can you just listen to the story in silence?"

"Okay...ok...I won't interrupt, you continue."

Only then did the old skeleton continue to tell the story.