Korean Entertainment: Skull Rhapsody
Chapter 13 Are You Coveting My Skull?
When Huangfu Xiaoen woke up the next day, he remembered that he had promised something when he was drunk.Seeing a lot of skeleton products at home and the mess all over the house, he didn't have any idea of cleaning up, so he called Jin Minjun. "Xiaobai, come up today to tidy up my house. My lord wants to greet the guests!"
Jin Minjun's eyes almost rolled to the sky through the phone, this old skeleton knows how to squeeze him!But where did she get friends from?She even wanted to entertain people in her pig's nest!
"Nene, Lord Skull, I'll clean up for you as soon as I get off work." Jin Minjun immediately hung up the phone after speaking, already thinking about the necessity of finding a nanny.
In the evening, when Jin Minjun returned home, he was called home by Huangfu Xiaoen's life-threatening serial calls before he even finished his saliva.Looking at Huangfu Xiaoen's takeaway packages and a change of clothes in that place, I feel a throbbing pain in my head.
"That's not okay...Master Skeleton, you are a woman after all now. I can clean up your room, but men and women are different. I absolutely cannot interfere with your personal clothing. This is my respect for you." Jin Minjun was more careful with his wording, for fear that the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen would be upset and lose his temper.
However, after spending so long with the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen, Jin Minjun probably understood the old skeleton's temperament. As long as what he said made sense, she would still listen. Of course, the standard of reason was determined by her.
When Huangfu Xiaoen heard it, it was so reasonable. How can I say that I am also a woman, and I have to teach the other party to wash this close-fitting clothes, which is a bit...Huangfu Xiaoen made a decisive decision and asked: "Then Xiaobai, tell me How to wash clothes, I do it myself!"
"Okay, Master Skeleton~" Seeing that the goal was achieved, Jin Minjun's voice was rippling.Jin Minjun said that he taught the old skull to wash clothes, but in fact he taught the old skull how to use the washing machine.Fortunately, Old Skeleton is still very smart, and these mechanical things can be learned as soon as he is taught.
After Jin Minjun cleaned up all the takeaway boxes in Old Skeleton's house, the whole living room had a place to lay his feet.Soon Jin Minjun finished cleaning up the old skeleton's house, and ran away without saying goodbye. He was afraid that the other party would ask for anything, so he turned off the phone as soon as he got home.
Although Old Skull doesn't understand many things in the human world, he is not insane. Apart from his desire for revenge at the beginning, he doesn't have much hatred for Jin Minjun.With the passage of time, the old skeleton's thoughts of revenge have all been polished away. The reason why he still bosses Jin Minjun so much is not only because he thinks Jin Minjun is easy to use, but also because of bad taste.
Soon, the time agreed by the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen and Cui Top arrived.Old Skeleton doesn't know how to cook, but can only barbecue. When she was in Russia, she just burned after changing clothes, and roasted after killing prey, although her life was not so comfortable.But her requirements are not high, as long as she is not dead.
Although she doesn't know how to cook, Old Skull knows how to eat. She knows which takeaway restaurant in Seoul is the best. The takeaways she ordered this time are all the ones she thinks are the best.It's so full that the table can't even fit... Maybe it's because there are three notebooks on the table...
The big stick arrived on time, and when the doorbell rang, Huangfu Xiaoen's game was at its most critical stage, no matter how the doorbell rang, he refused to open the door.Later, Cui Top outside couldn't bear it anymore, and a phone call came.
"Ah! Where are you, Lord Skeleton?"
"Home!" The old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's game reached the most tense stage, and even his words became less.
"Why don't you open the door at home?!"
"Wait a minute! Game!" After Huangfu Xiaoen hung up, Cui Top listened to the busy tone on the phone, speechless...
5 minutes later......
The door of Huangfu Xiaoen's house opened, and she stood at the door with a serious expression.
"Sorry for the long wait! But I swear to the death not to be a pig teammate, forgive me!"
Everyone wanted to make trouble, but when they saw the serious expression on the other side's apology, they stopped talking. Once the big stick friends entered Huangfu Xiaoen's house, they couldn't keep their mouths shut.Looking at the entire space filled with skeletons, the little friends dare not even vent their breath... I kind of understand why Huangfu Xiaoen is so abnormal, living in such a depressing environment all day long, it's no wonder that he is mentally normal.
"Are these... all your collection?" Quan Zhilong couldn't help asking.
"Well, welcome to my Lord's Skeleton Kingdom! There is enough food and drink! If you are drunk, you can go directly to the opposite side to rest! Don't worry! You don't need to clean up!" Anyway, there is Xiaobai, Huangfu Xiaoen added this sentence silently in his heart.After Huangfu Xiaoen finished speaking in a particularly stylish manner, she immediately sat down on the sofa again, immersing herself in her game world again. "Just hang around, give me 10 minutes to finish this battle." It's boy's nature to be interested in games. Except for Quan Zhilong and Cui Top, the other three friends all gathered beside Huangfu Xiaoen, watching to her computer.
"Wow! Dafa! Are you three-time nuna?! How can you play it!?" Shengli shouted in surprise.
"Three times?!" Dacheng and Taiyang moved a little slower, and hurried to the computer after listening.
"It's exciting like this." Huangfu Xiaoen didn't have time to talk to these people at all, he was enjoying himself in the virtual world.Three notebooks, each of which is running a battle. Old Skeleton likes the feeling of burning her brain like this. Only this kind of extreme feeling can make her feel alive.
In fact, none of them were very interested in games, but it was the first time they saw a talented person playing games on three computers at the same time, and they were a little interested.Huangfu Xiaoen said that 10 minutes is definitely not more than 1 minute, and the three battles were almost simultaneously notified of the victory of the battle.After Huangfu Xiaoen received the notification, he threw the mouse away, and stood up regardless of the opponent's provocation.
"nuna...this kid is scolding you in the game." Shengli pointed to the screen and said, looking at Huangfu Xiaoen with a hint of reverence in his eyes.
"Let him go! It's just a loser!" Huangfu Xiaoen had just won the beauty, and he unconsciously spoke with a little domineering air.
"Nuna, you play the game really well!" Victory said dog-leggedly, he never stingy with his admiration for powerful people.
"Hahahahaha, Shenglixi can really talk! Want to play? Let me take you?"
"No, no, no... no..." Shengli noticed the leader Quan's face had obviously changed, and put out his thoughts of agreeing. "I'm still busy with business, so I probably don't have time to play games."
"Oh...that's a pity. Here's a gift for you! What do you like in the house? Except for the skeleton and my necklace, you can take them away!" As long as she likes someone, or hears a pleasant word, she has nothing else to say, just give a gift. 'Who told her to have nothing, but to be rich. The old skeleton thought so, and for some reason, he wanted to shed tears for a moment, but he hid his emotions in time, walked to the front of gd, pointed to a tattered flag hanging on the wall, Ask: "Do you like this pirate flag? How about giving it to you?"
That tone was really like asking his grandson's grandfather, others didn't seem to notice it, but Quan Zhilong, who was the closest and most sensitive, clearly heard something else.
"Wow! Is this the pirate flag? Is this really the pirate flag?" Shengli approached the pirate flag and asked several times in a row.
"Well, yes. In the era of the decline of pirates, those who were captured and stripped off should have disappeared with the decline of the pirates. However, there are always people who want to preserve some memories, and risk their lives to keep them. These are symbolic things. The memory will fade, but these things will not. I gave it to your brother, but you must keep it well. There is a precious history inside." Huangfu Xiaoen suddenly became serious, looking It's like a fallen pirate coming from that era.
"Master Skeleton, you are suddenly so serious, I really don't feel used to it." I am used to seeing the old Skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's nervous look, she is so serious that even Dacheng, an honest child, can't accept it.
"Hahahahahaha, right? Then let's have fun together! I just want you to forget that I just left you outside the door for so long!" The old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's face-changing skills are also first-rate, Hearing Dacheng's words, he immediately restored his smile.Hearing what Huangfu Xiaoen said, the big friend laughed along with him.
"Ah, Brother Dacheng has such a nice smile! A handsome man with smiling eyes! I just like you~ Speaking of which, my lord has just moved here, and I haven't even visited the neighbors! Just like this, each of you choose one How about going back with a gift so that I don’t have to buy another gift~?”
"Master Skull, you are too lazy! A girl can't do this!" Cui Top ruthlessly exposed Huangfu Xiaoen's true face.
"Mr. Top, if you don't tell the truth, you are still a good friend." Huangfu Xiaoen frowned and said seriously.
"Hahahaha, I hit it off."
"Mr. Top seems to have accepted my ring, so today's gift can be saved."
"..." Only then did they realize that the old skull was also a vengeful lord.
As a result, the big friends picked one thing they liked, except for Cui Top and the captain Quan Zhilong.
"Why doesn't Mr. Quan Zhilong choose a present?" Huangfu Xiaoen saw that he refused to do it for a long time, so he asked.
"What I want, but you don't want to give it to me, so why should I ask?" Quan Zhilong still had that smiley expression on his face. For the first time in his life, the old skeleton felt that he had met a strong enemy. This kid was better than himself. hide emotions.
"Oh? Is that so? Mr. Quanzhi Longxiao, tell me, what if I'm willing to give up my love."
"Didn't you just say that? That skeleton and your necklace won't be given away."
"Mr. Quan Zhilong has taken a fancy to my skull?" Huangfu Xiaoen stroked his chin, as if he had an unfathomable look, but he had already scolded him in his heart, and you, the boy, still coveted Lao Tzu's skull , be careful that one accidentally kills you!
Jin Minjun's eyes almost rolled to the sky through the phone, this old skeleton knows how to squeeze him!But where did she get friends from?She even wanted to entertain people in her pig's nest!
"Nene, Lord Skull, I'll clean up for you as soon as I get off work." Jin Minjun immediately hung up the phone after speaking, already thinking about the necessity of finding a nanny.
In the evening, when Jin Minjun returned home, he was called home by Huangfu Xiaoen's life-threatening serial calls before he even finished his saliva.Looking at Huangfu Xiaoen's takeaway packages and a change of clothes in that place, I feel a throbbing pain in my head.
"That's not okay...Master Skeleton, you are a woman after all now. I can clean up your room, but men and women are different. I absolutely cannot interfere with your personal clothing. This is my respect for you." Jin Minjun was more careful with his wording, for fear that the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen would be upset and lose his temper.
However, after spending so long with the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen, Jin Minjun probably understood the old skeleton's temperament. As long as what he said made sense, she would still listen. Of course, the standard of reason was determined by her.
When Huangfu Xiaoen heard it, it was so reasonable. How can I say that I am also a woman, and I have to teach the other party to wash this close-fitting clothes, which is a bit...Huangfu Xiaoen made a decisive decision and asked: "Then Xiaobai, tell me How to wash clothes, I do it myself!"
"Okay, Master Skeleton~" Seeing that the goal was achieved, Jin Minjun's voice was rippling.Jin Minjun said that he taught the old skull to wash clothes, but in fact he taught the old skull how to use the washing machine.Fortunately, Old Skeleton is still very smart, and these mechanical things can be learned as soon as he is taught.
After Jin Minjun cleaned up all the takeaway boxes in Old Skeleton's house, the whole living room had a place to lay his feet.Soon Jin Minjun finished cleaning up the old skeleton's house, and ran away without saying goodbye. He was afraid that the other party would ask for anything, so he turned off the phone as soon as he got home.
Although Old Skull doesn't understand many things in the human world, he is not insane. Apart from his desire for revenge at the beginning, he doesn't have much hatred for Jin Minjun.With the passage of time, the old skeleton's thoughts of revenge have all been polished away. The reason why he still bosses Jin Minjun so much is not only because he thinks Jin Minjun is easy to use, but also because of bad taste.
Soon, the time agreed by the old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen and Cui Top arrived.Old Skeleton doesn't know how to cook, but can only barbecue. When she was in Russia, she just burned after changing clothes, and roasted after killing prey, although her life was not so comfortable.But her requirements are not high, as long as she is not dead.
Although she doesn't know how to cook, Old Skull knows how to eat. She knows which takeaway restaurant in Seoul is the best. The takeaways she ordered this time are all the ones she thinks are the best.It's so full that the table can't even fit... Maybe it's because there are three notebooks on the table...
The big stick arrived on time, and when the doorbell rang, Huangfu Xiaoen's game was at its most critical stage, no matter how the doorbell rang, he refused to open the door.Later, Cui Top outside couldn't bear it anymore, and a phone call came.
"Ah! Where are you, Lord Skeleton?"
"Home!" The old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's game reached the most tense stage, and even his words became less.
"Why don't you open the door at home?!"
"Wait a minute! Game!" After Huangfu Xiaoen hung up, Cui Top listened to the busy tone on the phone, speechless...
5 minutes later......
The door of Huangfu Xiaoen's house opened, and she stood at the door with a serious expression.
"Sorry for the long wait! But I swear to the death not to be a pig teammate, forgive me!"
Everyone wanted to make trouble, but when they saw the serious expression on the other side's apology, they stopped talking. Once the big stick friends entered Huangfu Xiaoen's house, they couldn't keep their mouths shut.Looking at the entire space filled with skeletons, the little friends dare not even vent their breath... I kind of understand why Huangfu Xiaoen is so abnormal, living in such a depressing environment all day long, it's no wonder that he is mentally normal.
"Are these... all your collection?" Quan Zhilong couldn't help asking.
"Well, welcome to my Lord's Skeleton Kingdom! There is enough food and drink! If you are drunk, you can go directly to the opposite side to rest! Don't worry! You don't need to clean up!" Anyway, there is Xiaobai, Huangfu Xiaoen added this sentence silently in his heart.After Huangfu Xiaoen finished speaking in a particularly stylish manner, she immediately sat down on the sofa again, immersing herself in her game world again. "Just hang around, give me 10 minutes to finish this battle." It's boy's nature to be interested in games. Except for Quan Zhilong and Cui Top, the other three friends all gathered beside Huangfu Xiaoen, watching to her computer.
"Wow! Dafa! Are you three-time nuna?! How can you play it!?" Shengli shouted in surprise.
"Three times?!" Dacheng and Taiyang moved a little slower, and hurried to the computer after listening.
"It's exciting like this." Huangfu Xiaoen didn't have time to talk to these people at all, he was enjoying himself in the virtual world.Three notebooks, each of which is running a battle. Old Skeleton likes the feeling of burning her brain like this. Only this kind of extreme feeling can make her feel alive.
In fact, none of them were very interested in games, but it was the first time they saw a talented person playing games on three computers at the same time, and they were a little interested.Huangfu Xiaoen said that 10 minutes is definitely not more than 1 minute, and the three battles were almost simultaneously notified of the victory of the battle.After Huangfu Xiaoen received the notification, he threw the mouse away, and stood up regardless of the opponent's provocation.
"nuna...this kid is scolding you in the game." Shengli pointed to the screen and said, looking at Huangfu Xiaoen with a hint of reverence in his eyes.
"Let him go! It's just a loser!" Huangfu Xiaoen had just won the beauty, and he unconsciously spoke with a little domineering air.
"Nuna, you play the game really well!" Victory said dog-leggedly, he never stingy with his admiration for powerful people.
"Hahahahaha, Shenglixi can really talk! Want to play? Let me take you?"
"No, no, no... no..." Shengli noticed the leader Quan's face had obviously changed, and put out his thoughts of agreeing. "I'm still busy with business, so I probably don't have time to play games."
"Oh...that's a pity. Here's a gift for you! What do you like in the house? Except for the skeleton and my necklace, you can take them away!" As long as she likes someone, or hears a pleasant word, she has nothing else to say, just give a gift. 'Who told her to have nothing, but to be rich. The old skeleton thought so, and for some reason, he wanted to shed tears for a moment, but he hid his emotions in time, walked to the front of gd, pointed to a tattered flag hanging on the wall, Ask: "Do you like this pirate flag? How about giving it to you?"
That tone was really like asking his grandson's grandfather, others didn't seem to notice it, but Quan Zhilong, who was the closest and most sensitive, clearly heard something else.
"Wow! Is this the pirate flag? Is this really the pirate flag?" Shengli approached the pirate flag and asked several times in a row.
"Well, yes. In the era of the decline of pirates, those who were captured and stripped off should have disappeared with the decline of the pirates. However, there are always people who want to preserve some memories, and risk their lives to keep them. These are symbolic things. The memory will fade, but these things will not. I gave it to your brother, but you must keep it well. There is a precious history inside." Huangfu Xiaoen suddenly became serious, looking It's like a fallen pirate coming from that era.
"Master Skeleton, you are suddenly so serious, I really don't feel used to it." I am used to seeing the old Skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's nervous look, she is so serious that even Dacheng, an honest child, can't accept it.
"Hahahahahaha, right? Then let's have fun together! I just want you to forget that I just left you outside the door for so long!" The old skeleton Huangfu Xiaoen's face-changing skills are also first-rate, Hearing Dacheng's words, he immediately restored his smile.Hearing what Huangfu Xiaoen said, the big friend laughed along with him.
"Ah, Brother Dacheng has such a nice smile! A handsome man with smiling eyes! I just like you~ Speaking of which, my lord has just moved here, and I haven't even visited the neighbors! Just like this, each of you choose one How about going back with a gift so that I don’t have to buy another gift~?”
"Master Skull, you are too lazy! A girl can't do this!" Cui Top ruthlessly exposed Huangfu Xiaoen's true face.
"Mr. Top, if you don't tell the truth, you are still a good friend." Huangfu Xiaoen frowned and said seriously.
"Hahahaha, I hit it off."
"Mr. Top seems to have accepted my ring, so today's gift can be saved."
"..." Only then did they realize that the old skull was also a vengeful lord.
As a result, the big friends picked one thing they liked, except for Cui Top and the captain Quan Zhilong.
"Why doesn't Mr. Quan Zhilong choose a present?" Huangfu Xiaoen saw that he refused to do it for a long time, so he asked.
"What I want, but you don't want to give it to me, so why should I ask?" Quan Zhilong still had that smiley expression on his face. For the first time in his life, the old skeleton felt that he had met a strong enemy. This kid was better than himself. hide emotions.
"Oh? Is that so? Mr. Quanzhi Longxiao, tell me, what if I'm willing to give up my love."
"Didn't you just say that? That skeleton and your necklace won't be given away."
"Mr. Quan Zhilong has taken a fancy to my skull?" Huangfu Xiaoen stroked his chin, as if he had an unfathomable look, but he had already scolded him in his heart, and you, the boy, still coveted Lao Tzu's skull , be careful that one accidentally kills you!
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