[Comprehensive] After wearing this sword, I found that my height was wrong

[-]. 【Brother】

You have an older brother, his name is Jin Jian.

But in fact, you have always had doubts about the identity of the other party.Even in the second stage of middle school, you once suspected that he was a troubled prince with a mysterious life experience, and was forced to lurk among the people for some special reasons.After all... Superb looks, excellent learning, easy to learn everything, almost omnipotent - such a character design is completely beyond your acceptable range!

So one afternoon, you held this question in your heart for an unknown amount of time, and you bravely asked it out!

"Brother, are you really my brother?"

At that time, Jinjian was reading a book.

Hearing this, he pressed his fingertips on the page, then raised his head, revealing that extremely lethal face.

Then?Then there is no more.

Imamune deeply realized that you probably think too much because you are too idle, so he kindly handed you a stack of test papers.

[-]. 【Cohabitation】

Huh?How can lonely men and widows live together?

——Just kidding, they are brother and sister, it's strange that they didn't live together before they were financially independent.

Three, [a question]

"If your girlfriend and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save?"

When you just checked Weibo, you just posted such a ten thousand year old meme, so you couldn't wait to throw this question to Jinjian who was reading a book not far behind you.

Jin Jian casually turned a page of the book without raising his eyes: "First of all, I don't have a girlfriend."

"...Suppose! What if there is?"

Your excessive insistence seems to make him a little confused: "I remember, you have learned to swim?"

Jinjian's focus always makes you unable to complain: "So, are you planning to save your girlfriend?"

"No." He unexpectedly vetoed it, and replied without any hesitation: "I will save you."

"...!!!"

You were indeed pleasantly surprised, but because the answer came a bit late, you decided not to show it, and pretended to be arrogant and hummed: "Gu, it really is, I am more important."

"kindness."

He moved his gaze from the page to you, without any intention of joking, and said seriously: "You are the most important."

You: ...The upright character is the deadliest!

[-]. 【A mobile game】

Recently, a mobile game called Touken Ranbu became popular. After you downloaded it, you were quickly overwhelmed by the looks of the sword men, and you spared no effort to try to give Jin Jian.

Probably annoyed by you, Jinjian tried to play, and then...

"Are you stabbing the hornet's nest of the Santiao family?!"

You look at the three swords on the opponent's sword tent, and you seriously suspect that there is a bug in this game!

--hateful!Mikayue, Xiaohumaru xN and so on, the heinous Europeans!

However, you soon discovered that apart from the three groups of swords, except for Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who can occasionally forge five swords, there are no other knives at all, not even short knives with a very high delivery rate ... It is no longer clear whether it is Ou or Fei.

You originally planned to uninstall the sword soon. After all, he doesn't like playing games very much.But to your surprise, the other party unexpectedly persisted this time.

"The night battle map with only a short knife is difficult to pass."

He clicked on the little tengu on the screen, looking in good spirits: "I like challenging things."

You: ...he is probably the only one who can play this into a strategic game.

[-]. [It’s still a mobile game]

WY Onmyoji drew a big tengu, but you are not happy.

If you want to ask why - you watch Jinjian's Wugou Kaihei group every day, and you're almost sick of it!

Six, [book]

From your impression, Imai seems to like reading books very much.

So, one day on a whim, you went to browse the bookcase dedicated to Imaiken.

Of course, before you actually read these books, you thought you would see some particularly tall books, such as psychology, mathematics, literature, etc. In short, the quality must not be bad.

however--

"What to save you, my stupid sister", "What to do when my sister is rebellious", "Why am I so handsome", "The essential rules for a good man at home", "Ten classic cuisines", "How to maintain a sword" , "The Feasibility of Onmyoji in Modern Society"

...You think you should have a good talk with Imaiken.

[-]. 【Cat】

On your way home today, you found a stray cat.

In fact, this is not the first time you have encountered stray cats in this area.But most of the time, the stray cats you meet are a small group, pitifully huddled in a corner, making soft and weak meowing sounds.

However, this encounter was different.

The white cat squatted in a dirty corner, but it was graceful, unhurried, and would not run away when it saw people.

Its slender tail is swaying sensitively, and its shining cat eyes are staring at you, like a king inspecting his territory.

Because you always meet stray cats, you will always have dried fish in your schoolbag.Usually, as long as you take it out, even the timid little guy will lean over cautiously, but this one is obviously not.

Even if you hold the small dried fish, the other party will not be moved, and the slightly squinted cat eyes will look at you disdainfully, reminding you of the "stupid shit shovel officer" spread on the Internet.

You stared at the white cat for a long time, and suddenly said to Jin Jian beside you: "Brother, let's raise it."

Jin Jian, who didn't speak much from the beginning to the end, seemed a little surprised when he heard the words. After all, he usually meets a lot of stray cats, and this is the first time you have thought of taking them home to raise them.

However, before he could ask a question, the white cat that was sitting upright suddenly stood up.

It approached him cautiously with graceful catwalks, then stopped a step away from him, raised its head, squinted its cat eyes and let out a "meow".

Seeing that Jinjian didn't respond, the white cat simply lay down on the ground, turned over to expose its belly, stared at him with cat eyes, and let out a soft "snoring" sound from its throat.

Jinjian stared at it for a while, then turned to you and said, "Yes."

You froze for a moment before realizing that Jinjian agreed to raise it.

Then you have a new member in your family.

Until a long time later, you and Jinjian occasionally mentioned today—why did the two suddenly want to adopt this cat?

You: "It looks very cold like you."

Jin Jian: "It looks like you in a coquettish manner."

Eight, [Love Letter]

Someone handed you a love letter in front of Imaiken——

... Wake up!What are you expecting, how could this kind of thing have a follow-up!

Nine, [review]

If you memorize history and politics to death, you are almost like a salted fish—— blah blah blah.

"If you don't want to fail the same exam as last time, then take corresponding actions."

Jin Jian glanced at you who was lying dead, and reminded him very objectively.

"But I can't see it."

You turned around lazily, trying to cheat.

Jinjian stared at the dark circles under your eyes without saying a word.

Then the next day, he sent you a recording file.

You open it and listen - the familiar male voice reads all the knowledge points, the content is comprehensive, the speech speed is moderate, and the timbre is so good that it can make your ears pregnant!

"Brother QAQ"

You are very moved.

Later, even if you passed the exam, you didn’t delete the recording—listen to dinner!