[Comprehensive] What you wear is an attitude

Just when the world channel was brushed by resentful players with the words "gww your male god was spoiled by you, do you know?!!!" followed by several table-turning emoticons, this message was read The ubiquitous copying party in the world - a mysterious party that likes to copy individual speeches of others in the world, and keeps repeating rounds - also used it to keep copying, directly occupying the entire world channel for a long time.

Many other players in the game were very curious and didn't know what happened to these people, but some acquaintances ran to ask, because the matter was so angry that they couldn't explain it clearly for a while.

Just when everyone on the street was scratching their heads and scratching their heads and curiously, in Jisan Post Bar, someone had sorted out the general history of the incident.

There is a name called #gww Your male god was spoiled by you! #'s post, not long after it was posted, was quickly clicked by many curious players.

The host who posted the post was a Taoist nun, and she should be a Taoist nun with a fairy air. The picture of the town building that came up was an expression of blood spurting three liters, and described the whole thing in a slightly rational but still crazy tone.

The post is as follows:

[Blood spurting expression]

Kisan is so fun, and today he was played by Kisan again.

The host is a Taoist nun, here to tell you a very good (tu) play (xue) thing, I don’t know if you have encountered the same thing, just today.

Anyone who has played Base 25 for a while knows that Base [-] will maintain the server every Monday and Thursday, and the CD of [-] players will also be refreshed every Monday.Today is Monday, as a professional pve party, the host quickly launched the game after updating the server, and added a bloody battle group.

Although the host doesn't have any need for bloody battles now, the special effect weapons of bloody battles are still a resentment in his heart.However, the current bloody battle is much easier than it was at the beginning.Then the reality told the host, how stupid and naive the host really is [tears].

I have to say that although there are some novices in today's group, everyone is very witty.The mistakes that friends who are not familiar with dungeons will make, and miracles generally do not appear. Just when the host thought that today was a lucky day, and all the friends were so witty that there was a rainbow above their heads, we came in front of the male god.

The last two bosses in the bloody battle, one is Su Mansha, and the other is Linghushang.

Anyone who has played this book knows that if you want to defeat Linghushang, you must first defeat Su Mansha once, but these two bosses are very easy for those who are familiar with them. Isn't it three or ten minutes?And today's little friends are all so witty, it's almost crushed!

But! ! !

Who, special, what, high, su, me!Why did the goddess dance directly as soon as the plot started? !Although some members of the group were accused of being recruited, everyone turned their backs on the goddess wittily. Just when we all thought it was just a bug in Jisan's old-fashioned update server, the goddess' blood volume was hit by half... …

Man, God, why did you come down (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!!

You walk down as soon as you step down, why do you blow up a bunch of people with your hands!The friends are all shocked, stunned, okay! ! !

At this time, the naive host and the team members thought it was just a bug. Think about how stupid we are to think this way...

After the fucking male god pulled the goddess back, the goddess was full of blood again, and Lato was about to hit her hard.

┭┮﹏┭┮The naive friends of the original poster got up from the ground and prepared to fight again, but none of us thought that this was just the beginning, what the hell!

Who will tell the poster why the shy little girl followed the male god as soon as the plot started? Anyone who knows the mechanism of these two violent deaths will understand that as long as the two violent deaths stand together, the blood will return. Having said that, I only said that once the goddess uses a certain skill, the male god will be as fierce as taking drugs.All the big moves came out, those goddamn male gods ran all over the place, the skill circle all over the floor and all kinds of roll calls, the most deceitful Qian Renzi Hanguang is like a big water falling from the sky, free of money ah.Shoot whoever dies, flying swords all over the field.

What kind of forbidden treatment, continuous blood loss, poisoning and other bad states, the friends expressed that death is particularly emotional.

In the second game, the team was killed within 1 minute of the start.

Because the scene was too cool, the host and friends who were stunned again thought...the male god is so handsome, stupefied, and amazing.

...Yes, the host found that the whole group was so shaken.

Maybe it's because the previous game was too smooth, maybe it's because the male god is too handsome, maybe it's because the system bug this time is too sensitive [touch forehead], anyway, we are ready to fight again.The dungeon pve party has encountered a group of cheating teammates, a boss who doesn't cooperate well, and has the experience of fighting for several hours or even more than ten hours.

So in the third game, one and a half minutes into the opening, the group was wiped out again.

＝＿＝ Everyone has seen that everyone dies very regularly. From the angle of view, the directions and postures of many people’s death look like flower petals?That's right, the male god made us stand upright for a second, and we died "neatly" like blooming petals.

The ghost knows what kind of big move the male god used, but he didn't find it in the battle records.

Hehe, because dying is so enjoyable, we are ready to fight again.It's rare to see the system so innovative, isn't it, if you were you, would you fight?

……

Because the postings of this poster are posted one by one, so here, this post is followed by a bunch of floor replies.

First floor: [Deep face] Must continue to fight.

Second floor: The male god abused me thousands of times, I treat the male god like first love ~ baby ~ this is the rhythm!

Third floor: Hahaha, landlord, please continue, the computer screen I laughed at is all dead.

[-]th Floor: Already rolled.

Fifth floor: Did something strange appear upstairs?

Sixth floor: ...it appeared.

……

Hehe, we played for two hours later, and then everyone can calculate based on the probability of destroying a group once every one to two minutes, we killed about 2 to 120 times within two hours, right?In fact, we have killed more than three, one hundred, or more times~ Hehe, are you surprised? [Scary face]? !

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ The poster is a masochist, and he can't stand it and has been dying three, one hundred, many times!

In fact, after dying about [-] or [-] times, the landlord was already exhausted physically and mentally, and the guy standing on top with Su Mansha was not the male god I knew at all.Even the male god in Qinhuangling's Mausoleum, which is a more advanced dungeon, has never seen such a difficult one.

No, this isn't pushing the male god at all, it's being pushed repeatedly by the male god—it's a little shameful to think about it [blush].

We have long wanted to pay wages and leave the group, okay?But do you still remember that the male god is bugged? Pull it up on the ground, set it there, and then give it to the male god.

The host admitted that the host had left the keyboard with both hands, and burned some cards directly to watch the male god abuse us, and we didn't log off.Although it is painful to die, but the host is reluctant to go offline, the host's brain must have been invaded by the gww virus.

Later, there were more than 200 ways of death in various postures, including mobs chasing us all over the field, and various tricks from the male god. The host said that he saw the male god using the Golden Snake Sword. He is so handsome_ (:3」∠)＿Please let the author lie down and continue watching.

In the end, the host finally lost his temper after being abused. In fact, even those in the group who wanted to go offline couldn’t get off the line. Everyone was convinced, and they left the keyboard to YY or type to chat. However, many men in the group expressed their anger. , Sure enough, the way men and women think is too different.

The current host feels a new life (*/w＼＊), no wonder...

The current poster only feels pain and pain all over his body, damn it, has the poster really been abused by the male god into trembling m?

-

The post ended here, and many people who posted more below left comments of "", and there were also some people who sold accounts or watered posts in the middle.

However, the floor of "You have indeed been abused by a male god into a shivering m" floor has directly covered more than a dozen pages.

Many people who were in the same group as the host also bubbled up, saying that they were also abused and turned into shakiness, and they wanted to be abused again, but the damage to their hearts had not recovered, and they needed to slow down.

Some people who were still angry said that they had already called Jisan customer service, and even went to the yy voice platform to directly report the situation to the Jisan staff on the yy voice platform.I believe that this bug of the male god will be fixed soon.

This so-called gentleman's revenge is a few hours late!

Because some of them were too angry, and people like the poster were sick and unhealthy, and they quarreled. They posted this post on the front page of Piaohong, so that more people who hadn't been online could see this post.

Many dungeon parties couldn't hold back their curiosity at all, and immediately rushed to the game, and then found that the whole world was full of advertisements for "Heroes and bloody battle strategies come to people", and the content of the advertisements clearly stated "Male gods are looking for torture groups for sightseeing" There are also many.

However, it may be because of the regional server or other reasons. Many people who turned around in the dungeon said that they did not encounter the male god who had bugs at all, and they were very disappointed.

But there are also a small number of people who entered the dungeon and were fanned out, which means that the male god did not wait for them at the end, and directly led the Spike Army to seal the gate of the dungeon, and went in one by one and took the other out. This is unbelievable. .

There are also comrades who know the latest news of the male god and have entered the dungeon, and their movements are more sensitive. They are playing hide-and-seek with the Spike Army live on the world channel. The whole dungeon map is running around. Cleaning up the players in the dungeon, it can't be more sad (you) drama (qu), okay?It's a pity that after a few minutes of fun, these players were also swept out.

The game world of Jisan is so lively, the operator of Jisan soon found out about this matter after feedback, and started to fix the bug of male god, but no matter how many checks, the answer was that everything was normal, and there was nothing to fix. The basic three operators had to post a "everything is normal" announcement.

The angry players became even more angry and vowed to kill the male god. The happy players were even happier and wanted to seek abuse from the male god again. As a result, they soon discovered that the male god in the bloody battle dungeon had disappeared.

-