[Comprehensive] What you wear is an attitude

The cheerful music never stopped, and there was a large group of ticket-buying queues lined up in a very interesting and huge venue.

J and K stood in front of the gate and glanced at the long ticket sales line. They were silent for a while, and before they could say anything, they were pushed aside by a fat girl.Fat girl didn't do it on purpose, she turned around and said sorry when she saw the two of them staggered, but compared with the growing team, the two who just staggered are naturally not that important, and Fei Niufei also It seemed to rush towards the end of the line.

J and K were wearing black suits, black sunglasses, and elite style, which was still very eye-catching among such a large group of ordinary people, but no matter how exotic the clothes they were wearing, they were not in this lively place. How awkward it would be.When the clown with the balloon passed by them, he was very friendly and gave a balloon to each of them.

J raised his hand and took off his eyes. He felt a headache for this kind of crowd that could be called terrifying, "It seems that our cockroach aliens are living in a good condition on Earth." At least the A-level dangerous one The cockroaches are really popular - as an entertainer.

K silently turned his neck, made a gesture, turned his head and walked away, and J quickly followed.The two made a big circle and came to the back door named "Wonder of the Century".

The back is much deserted than the front, and it also makes people feel relieved. There are really so many people queuing up to buy tickets in front that it makes one's scalp tingle. J saw K walking straight towards the back door, he laughed a few times, and joked: "I said buddy, I knew your brain is very easy to use! Even though you don't make any noise at ordinary times, you are still quite boring." What's the matter It's all in my heart.

As soon as the word Mensao blurted out, K gave him a cold look, and then took his own eyes.This kind of straight line of sight is still very oppressive to J. After being stared at for a long time, he raised his hands in embarrassment. Stand here, go in quickly."

After finishing speaking, J took the lead to climb up the railing of the back door, turned over and jumped down neatly. He was about to play a little joke with his partner again, when he saw his partner K push open the iron gate. The small door, stepped in, turned around and closed it, and said softly: "The small door is not locked."

j: "..." You didn't say it earlier.

J resolutely does not believe that this is because K deliberately did not say it because his sullen nature was punctured.

The Wonder of the Century was rebuilt by Wuxu and the others after they rented a house in the city center. Although the price of houses in the United States, even in the city center, is not unacceptably expensive, only local tyrants can afford such a large amount of money. Made it.

Surrounded by many buildings, only this area has been transformed into a castle-like building. It is said to be a gimmick, but in fact, only cockroaches perform a gimmick, and there are no other small shows at all.I really don't know whether to say that the person in charge has no business vision or doesn't want to waste time on it.

K and J searched around the back door, and finally saw some people who should be regarded as guards at the back of a particularly large warehouse. Those were all a group of college students, and they were all non-mainstream styles. The kind of unprofessional students.And these students gathered together and talked happily with each other.

J pointed to one of the young men and whispered, "The renter here is that person."

K glanced over those young people, and looked at the warehouse behind them where strange noises came from time to time, "Our target should be in that warehouse."

J shrugged, "I'm going to attract their attention, you go into that warehouse, and it would be great if you can take that cockroach away before it really does anything." After finishing speaking, J put his black suit on the front He unbuttoned his shirt, walked out with a cool face, spread his hands, and greeted the group of young people who were chatting in front of the warehouse, "Hey~!" At the same time, K turned around and sneaked into the warehouse carefully. among.

K has been engaged in contact with aliens for many years, and J was also an excellent criminal policeman before, but the two of them are very skilled at diverting the attention of the watchers and sneaking in.

J is indeed an old hand at fooling people, those young people were soon fooled by j and forgot to ask why j, who seems to have a different style from them, would appear in this place, you have to know what other people think There are quite a few people who sneak over to see the cockroaches.

K sneaked into the huge warehouse and followed the sound all the way inside.

His movements are very light, and his actions are very careful, even though the place looks empty and completely devoid of human breath.When he went inside and saw the huge cockroach curled up in the huge cage, K was still shocked.

The appearance of aliens can always exceed human imagination, including the way those aliens live.Although K has long been used to these strange aliens, when he saw this huge cockroach, he still had a sense of visual shock.

The cockroach curled up there heard the sound of K's footsteps, and turned its head with a huge Jiake's head, with saliva dripping out of its mouth, and he murmured, "Who are you?"

K: "The person who sent you to prison."

This cockroach is notorious even in the universe, not to mention, its purpose of coming to Earth this time is to steal something that can determine the current situation in the universe.It is already very kind to beat it to death without meeting it.

After the cockroach heard K's words, its whole body stretched out. When it stretched out, it made K feel like it was blocking out the sky, and all the lights above the warehouse were blocked by it.

The cockroach was so angry that it dripped more saliva on the ground, "You hateful humans, I will definitely kill you! Kill you!!" As he spoke, K heard many rustling voices. The little cockroach didn't know where it came from and surrounded him, and the giant cockroach was still howling, but it seemed that it was a little afraid of the cage where it was locked, and it didn't dare to rush over.

Without further ado, K took out a huge needle, inserted it into one of his own guns, raised his arm and aimed directly at the cockroach. K has never talked nonsense with his mission goals. You must know that if you talk too much nonsense, some unpredictable things may happen.

The scene was about to explode, but just when K was about to press his trigger, a hand stretched out from the side grabbed the gun in his hand and pushed down the tip of his gun, and K couldn't resist such a move at all. What made him even more terrified was that he didn't realize when there was someone standing beside him.

"We can't kill it yet." Wu Xu took a step forward, stood beside K, and looked at the giant cockroach in the cage with a smile on his face.

After the cockroach saw Wu Xu appearing, it took two steps back, shrunk back into a ball in fear, and all the little cockroaches that came out from nowhere also slid back.

Wu Xu is very satisfied with the understanding of the giant cockroach, which is a manifestation of his good training.

He turned his head to look at K who had a serious face and terrified eyes. He lowered his eyes and stared at the knife that appeared in K's sleeve, "Don't act rashly, or I won't guarantee that you will be able to walk out."

This is not an easy opponent to deal with. Thinking of this, K took back the dagger, including the gun in his hand, very wisely.

Wu Xu nodded, walked towards the iron cage, pressed the button on the wall a few times, and the cage that locked the cockroaches made a rumbling sound, "I heard that you are a policeman from the government department that specializes in dealing with aliens. The alien was sent to prison, or sent back. But until it pays its bills, you may not be able to take it away for a while."

K frowned slightly, and looked at Wu Xu carefully: "How do you know what I do?"

Wu Xu: "The little black guy outside said that."

K: "..." He has long been mentally prepared for his partner's unreliability, "How is he now?"

Wuxu looked at the iron cage slowly opened, and motioned for the cockroach to come out by himself, "It's nothing, just staying with the young people."

The giant cockroach seems to be very afraid of Wuxu, its ugly and huge figure is curled up like a ball in front of Wuxu, as if afraid that Wuxu will do something to it, "Maybe you are willing to Watching a performance of alien cockroaches? Other things can be discussed after the performance.”

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As a result, K and J sat in the auditorium, surrounded by ordinary people excitedly running to see what was happening, and J was still holding a bucket of popcorn in his hand, smiling and staring at the stage like everyone else .Seeing that K still had a dead face, J stuffed a can of Coke into K's hand, causing K to stare at him a few times in a blink of an eye, but J didn't care at all, instead he said with great interest: "A foreigner It’s the first time I’ve watched Star Cockroach’s performance, and I’m really looking forward to it!”

K: "You were fine before."

J was a little embarrassed: "I was threatened with a gun pointed at my head." And he couldn't beat Wuxu at all.

K repeated: "But you're fine."

j: "I got a gun pointed at my head."

K turned his head to stare at J, and J stared at K. After a moment of silence, J leaned back and snorted, stuffing a handful of popcorn into his mouth, "I'll eat it if you don't!"

The lights dimmed and the show was about to begin.

Human imagination is always unlimited, and there are many very strange shows in this world, especially in circuses.And in these strange programs, there are many cruel projects.

Such as "flowerpot cat", "vase girl", "potted human head" and so on.

Although these projects are extremely cruel, for a period of time, they were indeed very popular and were hotly discussed and sought after.The program performed by the cockroach is undoubtedly more curious and topical than these programs.

As we all know, the regular program of the circus includes tightrope walking, trapeze, cycling, heading the ball, magic and so on, and today!The programs that people will enjoy are cockroach tightrope walking, flying cockroaches in the air, giant cockroaches riding bicycles, cockroach acrobatics, live cockroaches and more!

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