[Comprehensive] What you wear is an attitude

Many people have speculated that "Mr. Dinosaur" is probably the investment tycoon who has never shown up, but even so, this investment tycoon still loves dinosaurs so firmly.

What the hell are you talking about such a rich financial boss, why can't you think about it so much, every day he says his mother is also a dinosaur, and he is keen on taking selfies, but all of them are headshots, and the other photos are like virgin forests, full of all kinds of things Unspeakable bloody horror.

Following Mr. Dinosaur's Weibo is more exciting than following horror movie Weibo. Mr. Dinosaur is drunk even if his water meter has not been checked.

But while everyone is thinking about the fear, while thinking that Mr. Dinosaur is simply intoxicating, they also feel that this Mr. Dinosaur is simply too cute-this is what many girls say, and many girls have written a lot of jokes about Mr. Dinosaur He drew a picture, and it looks cute.But to put it in a few words, this Mr. Dinosaur is just a stupid person with a sense of existence on the Internet.

No matter what everyone's speculation is, anyway, no one has really seen the new American investment tycoon, but the legend of this investment tycoon has been circulating in people's mouths.

Hearing that this investment tycoon really has personality and money, he insisted on buying two dinosaurs from Dr. Hammond, who is particularly difficult to deal with.

After hearing the news, many people sent emails and letters to John, hoping that John could pass it on to Wuxu, and most of these letters were expressing love—although John didn’t understand at all, now These young people, well, it’s not just young people, why don’t they even have contact with the boss, they can write desperately in letters and emails, it seems that they can’t love them.

The most exaggerated thing is that these letters also contain a lot of information about wanting to be with Wu Xu forever and being able to play with uniforms... information.Well, these girls also decided on a lot of uniforms, took photos and sent them over.

From dinosaur doll suits, to sm sexy dinosaur themed suits...

If his boss wasn't an alien with a dinosaur shell, John thought, these flying sex blessings are actually very good, but even if his boss is more serious, he is more interested in human female naked bodies, but he It is decided that those women who really see the boss may not be able to control themselves and run away without turning around, except for those with special hobbies.

In addition to these, the latest information related to Wuxu that everyone got is that the two dinosaurs that Wuxu bought back were sick and suffering from depression.

Nowadays, with the development of psychology, in the words of psychologists, animals also have feelings, and it is very normal to be depressed.

So the Tyrannosaurus rex mother suffered from depression very smoothly, on an isolated island.

At present, the coordinates of Wuxu and Tyrannosaurus rex mother are located on an isolated island in the Pacific Ocean. They are very far away from the land. Unless it is a ship, it will not take a month or two for Su Bo, who is as strong as John last time, to be the mainstream. None of them can go ashore.

Wuxu asked John to buy this isolated island for him, and he also built a lot of buildings on the isolated island, ranging from huge private villas to golf courses, horse farms, etc., without leaving a single one.And since coming to this place, Wuxu has been able to lie on a deck chair for too long and enjoy his life basking in the sun.

The only problem is that the tyrannosaurus mother is depressed.

Why was the tyrannosaurus mother depressed?Because she knew that she was taken away by her son and came to a completely strange place. She could feel his caring heart, but she felt that she was just a monster and should not leave that dinosaur island. There are many waiting for her on it. Go kill the same race.

Of course, these are just the places where the Tyrannosaurus rex mother was depressed at the beginning. In order to solve this depression, the Tyrannosaurus rex mother’s method is to beat her son. She wants to beat her son until he sends herself back. Will not fight with my dragon mother.

So the only few servants on the island, the longest they saw was the Tyrannosaurus rex mother chasing Wuxu around the island.The servants knew that the one running ahead was their boss, but they always thought it was the boss cosplaying, because they loved dinosaurs too much, so they thought, the boss is really extraordinary.

Speaking of this group of people, they are quite nervous enough, but fortunately Wuxu was there, so Mother Tyrannosaurus rex didn't eat all these "two-legged monsters".

In addition to this problem in the early stage, the main cause of depression for the Tyrannosaurus rex mother is the eating, bathing, sleeping and other problems of the Tyrannosaurus rex mother.

When eating every day, there are no dinosaurs on the island to catch for my son to eat, but those horses, cows, deer, sheep and so on are also delicious, but my son doesn't like to eat fresh ones.

It’s so strange to see my son eating meat with a strange fork every day. My son must have been abused by Twolegs!

Since I came here, I was dragged by my son to develop the habit of bathing. There are no dragon fish in the river, but my son won’t let her go down the river. Instead, Twolegs will hold the so-called “high-pressure water pump” "Things are thrown at them, and other pipes and the like will be replaced in the middle. Well, the Twolegs even use brushes to clean their bodies.

It was a little uncomfortable at first, but then I felt quite comfortable.

There is also the so-called big river with a swimming pool... Long Ma said that she doesn't like rivers that are too deep. Even if she used to catch dinosaur fish, Long Ma would always be in the shallow water by the river. Straight to the bottom, without exception.

Every day Long Ma is being fished out of the swimming pool by Twolegs.

Long Ma didn't like that swimming pool, but seeing her son floating in the pool every day, Long Ma felt that she should not be inferior to Er Zai, so Long Ma continued to jump into the swimming pool every day, and then the splashing water splashed everywhere, earth-shattering , sink to the bottom and then be fished out.

Every time the two-horned monsters catch Longma, their heads and faces are covered with water, which is more thoroughly wet than falling into the water.

Then there are children, and sometimes I go back to play something called golf. Mama Long is not far behind, but the consequences... Mama Long has already bitten off n clubs, chasing after the golf ball that was knocked into the air and ran away. how many times.

Wuxu's skills are very good, those golf balls can basically go into the hole, so Long Ma, who ran after the golf balls, would often be furious and howl at the hole, because the hole is too small, and Long Ma can't put it into the hole. The ball is fished out.The result of the development later was that the land was completely dented by Long Ma. Looking at the scene where the hole was deflated with the ball, Long Ma let out a roar of victory in demonstration, then turned and left...

For this reason, Wu Xu no longer knows how much money he spent on repairing his lawn and golf-related equipment, but it was all he wanted.

What's more, there is also the time when Mama Long interacts with animals such as cattle, horses, sheep and deer except for eating. Mama Long hibernates in the grass, and then when the running horses come, she suddenly rushes out, and then the horses are shocked. Even more separation and running, the scene is chaotic or something...

For these scenes, Wu Xu has already gotten used to it. In fact, Wu Xu is also very happy to see Long Ma's life so happy.

But even so, Long Ma was still depressed.

Wuxu didn't understand why the Tyrannosaurus rex mother was depressed, and suddenly she sighed at the sky and the ocean, and didn't like chasing horses too much.Mother Tyrannosaurus Rex also said before that she would catch a bunch of deer for Wuxu to eat.

As a result, Wu Xu asked Mother Tyrannosaurus Rex, but Mother Tyrannosaurus Rex didn't speak, just looked at Wu Xu and sighed.

In this regard, Wuxu's last resort is...to invite a psychiatrist.

The name of the psychiatrist is David. Although the name is as common as John, the psychiatrist invited by Wuxu will naturally not be so ordinary. This psychiatrist is well-known in the industry. Ordinary people can't afford it.

After the psychiatrist was invited to this island, he met with Wuxu first. After seeing Wuxu, David's expression was very shocked. He suddenly turned to John and said, "John Sir, you didn't tell me that I have to treat a Tyrannosaurus rex, no matter how good I am, I can't communicate with an animal or a dinosaur."

John said solemnly: "This is my boss." So you don't need to worry about communication at all.

However, after John introduced it like this, David looked at Wuxu with a new look, especially Wuxu also raised a board with the words: "Hello." to show him.

Seeing that it doesn't look like a human being from any angle, but a Tyrannosaurus rex must not be able to hold a pen so smoothly, so David believed John's words.He thought, the outside rumors are indeed true, this investment tycoon is so obsessed with Tyrannosaurus Rex that he even wants to turn himself into a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

And John didn't mention whether there is a problem with the boss's vocal cords. If there is no problem, if he still communicates in this way...it seems that he has gone deep into the madness!

From this point of view, the psychological situation of this investment tycoon is indeed very serious and not optimistic.I just don't know if this gentleman has seen a psychiatrist before, and has he received any treatment.

After thinking so much, but it was just a quick thought, David's face only paused for a second, and then he raised a particularly good-looking and relaxing smile, and said politely to Wuxu: "Hello Sir, I am David Kersley, a psychiatrist, and I hear you have invited me here."

Wuxu lowered his head and wrote quickly: "A relative of mine is sick, I would like you to show her, recently she is not willing to eat, her spirit is also very bad, she seems to have some mental problems, but she is not willing Share it with me. So I think, you are a professional, maybe it would be a better choice for you to have a chat with her."

The expression on David's face paused for a second again. He pushed his glasses. It turned out that Wuxu didn't invite him to see a doctor for him. "Then who is your relative?"

"Roar!" Suddenly there was a violent roar outside, Wuxu turned his head and looked out the window, just in time to see the Tyrannosaurus rex mother squatting by the sea and roaring at the seagulls flying in the sky.

Wu Xu turned his gaze back and wrote: "It's my mother, she's right there." Wu Xu pointed in the direction of Tyrannosaurus Rex's mother.

David: "..."

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