[Ghost Slayer: Blade] My big move is locked!

Change: The setting is a boring soul swap meme x

Nothing to do with the text!

Super OOC!

Tanyu's relationship is not full of lovers above AUO!

If you can accept it, let us look down:

【One】

I woke up to find myself and Tanjirou switched bodies.

What kind of flamboyance is this?Feeling a little suffocated!

The first thing I did was to swipe my hair in front of the mirror and make a super handsome expression and movement of shaking my head. Then I turned my head and found my wife Shanyi was staring at me at the door with a dull expression.

He lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry to bother you..."

The door was slowly closed, and then there was the sound of frantically running footsteps and terrified screams.

I put down the mirror silently.

...Tanjiro, I'm sorry, I let your reputation be harmed.

【two】

When Tanjiro came to look for me, I was telling Butterfly Shinobu about this terrible experience, and told her something that no one else knew but we knew, Butterfly finally believed that I was not Tanjiro but was exchanged by souls. Changed.

Butterfly asked me very reliably: "Then why did this happen to you and Tanjiro?"

I tried to think back, "No!"

"What were you doing before the swap?"

"No! I was sleeping at home at that time, and Tanjiro might be on a mission. We haven't had time to meet each other during this time."

"That's weird..." Butterfly curled her white fingers against her lower lip, thinking, "Let's wait for Tanjiro to come over and see how things go."

"Ah."

Just as I was talking, Tanjiro appeared at the door, facing my face with a dignified look, but he was still wearing pajamas and haori, his face was flushed, and he was still panting slightly.

When he saw me, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Mei Zi, it's good that you're fine!"

"It's okay..." I moved my nose and smelled the inexplicable smell of blood coming from him.

injured?

I rushed over in shock, and when I was about to speak, I saw blood on the back of his pants...

I:"……"

...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"On the contrary, you have something to do! Come back to me!"

Tanjiro: (°ω°)?

【three】

Tanjiro collapsed as soon as he returned.

Because of dysmenorrhea...

I'm sorry, it's pitiful but I can't bear it...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Four]

My wife Zenitsu and Inosuke came to visit Tanjiro who was innocent and helpless. I don’t know what they thought, but they even brought red bean rice...

We also ate red bean rice together, looking quite happy...

Kano and I, who came to deliver painkillers, watched them talking like high school girls, and left here in silence.

【Fives】

When faced with the embarrassing problem of taking a bath or going to the toilet, it is inevitable that our situation will start to be delicate.

Although I don't mind if it's Tanjiro who uses my body, I still feel a little ashamed.

such as……

Every time he came out of the toilet or shower, he blushed and said loudly to me that I will be responsible for you!

The appearance of that little daughter-in-law is really more feminine than me!

I didn't even know I could show that expression...

Also, kind of cute (x

But...actually, this kind of thing...you don't need to do it...after all...

I said: "OK!"

【six】

Please don't ask me all questions about what I saw in the shower!Thanks!Did you think I would tell you?

……All right!I'm bokied!

【Seven】

What can be done with a basin of cold water is nothing serious!If not!Then two pots!

【Eight】

Kanroji Mitsuri was very envious (?)

She said that she also wanted to exchange with Yi Hei and experience what a man's body is.

……good!As expected of you!

Then I inadvertently saw the body of Yihei snake hanging on the tree outside shaking.

【nine】

Tanjiro and I tested whether we could use our own sword skills with the opponent's body.

The result... emmmmm, the effect is not very good.

Then we began to test each other's sword skills.

Me: "The second type of water breathing is a waste of water!"

Tanjiro:?

Me: "Try my ult first to see if it works, hell! I can't, and I don't know who locked my ult!"

Tanjiro: "Okay, I'll try."

Me: "Listen to me first, the name of the move: Breath of the Rain, the sixth type of Rain Girl Wugua!"

Tanjiro:?

【ten】

Tonight (actually, three meals a day) Tanjiro is cooking!

yeah!

Happy!

Who can't be tempted by a man who can cook!who!He can braid hair too!Will also wear women's clothing!Can Yoshiyuki Tomioka do it? !

... Ga?What seems wrong? !

never mind!Nothing wrong!

【eleven】

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight!"

I say.

Tanjiro looked up at the sky full of dark clouds without even a single star, and then said very straightly: "But outside..." I squeezed his mouth and laughed, "Listen to me, I said Forget it!"

Tanjiro: "...the moonlight is so beautiful tonight!"

【twelve】

Aunt just passed away.

Tanjiro started exercising, even if he used my body, he still persisted in exercising every day.

I'm so afraid that he will use my body to develop eight-pack abs...

I don't really want to go the King Kong Barbie route.

Worried like this, I passed a tree and saw seven or eight dogs barking at it. When I looked up, I found a person sitting on the tree.

He looked at me expressionlessly, and his calm eyes fluctuated a little.

I waved to him and walked away.

The weather is so beautiful today!

【Thirteen】

Nezuko found out about our exchange.

And then Nezuko would often mix up what we were called.

Nezuko: "Brother!"

Tanjiro: "What's wrong? Nezuko."

I:"……"

Everyone: "..."

Location: Ramen restaurant.

The eyes of the people around are full of subtlety...

I'm really not a womanizer!

Feng Shui takes turns, this time it's my turn to be killed!

【fourteen】

I couldn't sleep that night, my wife Shanyi proposed to play truth or dare because of ulterior motives, no one objected, and then we gathered around a wine bottle and planned to start playing.

Then Tanjiro was the first to be drawn, and since he was an honest man and had nothing to reveal, he was forced to choose the big adventure.

Then Yusui Tianyuan, who wanted to die, booed him and asked him to sing a song.

"Shut up! They're all our own people!"

Before we could stop it, Tanjiro closed his eyes and started roaring with my voice, the life-threatening singing pierced our eardrums in an instant.

I covered my ears with a grim face, and it was the first time I realized that my voice was so... Anyway, it shocked my mother!

My wife Shanyi, who had very sensitive ears, just foamed at the mouth and passed out without saying a word.

In the blink of an eye, there was a sound of broken glass, and a big hole was broken in the window, and then only me, Butterfly Shinobu, Yoshiyuki Tomioka, and my wife Zenitsu were left in a coma.

Alas!Did Inosuke and Nezuko scare away? !

By the time Tanjiro finished singing, I felt like three-quarters of my life was gone.

Then Butterfly started applauding and applauding without changing her expression. Just when I had a deep admiration for her, I saw the cotton ball in her hand.

I:"……"

Then Tomioka Yoshiyuki also clapped his hands, but there were no cotton balls in his hands or ears.

Do you see it!This is the real warrior!

Finally, until one day, Butterfly told me that Tomioka Yoshiyuki was temporarily deaf because he was hit by the enemy's blood ghost technique in a mission.

I:"……"

Grass.

In the end, I'm the only one who is a warrior, right? !

【fifteen】

After a week of chaos.

We finally woke up one morning to find ourselves switched back.

What a joy! (Inexplicable and a little regretful x

Looking at Tanjirou's face, I still feel a little strange.

"It's finally back..." Tanjiro said with a sigh of relief, "Although it feels quite interesting, but I also realize that being a girl is not easy...I didn't expect that to be so painful!" He whispered the last sentence shyly explain.

what that?You tell me clearly!Don't drive me casually!

"Actually, not everyone will suffer from such pain," I also whispered, "It depends on the individual's physique..."

Tanjiro nodded in understanding.

"By the way, Meizi, didn't you say you didn't have enough to eat? I made more barbecue, do you want to eat?"

"eat!"

【Sixteen】

The next day, I heard that Tanjiro and I got together and even had five children. The news spread throughout the Demon Slayer Squad...

My grass? !

【Seventeen】

(additional one: the stalk you know):

Butterfly (curious): What is she doing?Um?What are you doing?To scare her.

Brother Yu (suddenly covered his eyes): Ah!Xiba, who is it?

Brother Yu (thinking): emmm...it's Xiaokui!

Butterfly (smiling): I'll break your neck if you're kidding.

Brother Yu (immediately): Of course it was a joke!

Butterfly (in a soft tone): Well, let’s guess now~

(the air is silent for a while)

Butterfly: ah!Are you asleep?

Brother Yu (immediately): Oh, I took a nap, maybe I'm too tired recently.

Butterfly: Well, let's answer it now.

Brother Yu: What's the problem?

Butterfly: What else can I be? Who am I?

Brother Yu: Who else can it be, of course it is our dear Jimei!

Butterfly (smiling): Look at how this girl is thinking.

Brother Yu: Jimei, let go now, I feel like my eyeballs are about to be plucked out!

Butterfly: Who is Jimei?

Brother Yu: What kind of shit-like words are those? Who else can Jimei be? !

Butterfly: Shut up and tell me your name!

Brother Yu: The opportunity to connect on the phone...

Butterfly: There is no such thing!

Brother Yu: Do you really think I don’t know?

Butterfly (angry): Stop playing tricks, you idiot!

Brother Yu (followed by anger): Huh?Are you doubting me now?

Butterfly (with blue veins on his forehead): Is it that difficult to say a name?

Brother Yu (unreasonable and strong): This is not a question of names, but a question of our trust!

Butterfly (cold): What!Then go to the end, I bet with my poison that you don't know my name, what do you want to bet?

Brother Yu: Do you have to see blood? !

Butterfly: Are you scared?

Brother Yu: It's not me but you who are cowardly!

Butterfly: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, look at this girl pretending to be strong!

Brother Yu: Give you one last chance, let go!

Butterfly: I should give you the last chance!

Brother Yu: There is no turning back now!Is that okay?

Butterfly: OK, that's what I want. Today there must be neither of us!

Brother Yu: On the count of three, we also told the place where we met for the first time.

Butterfly: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the only thing I can think of, cute guy.

Brother Yu: If you're afraid, it's Xi Nei!

Butterfly: Don't play tricks, let's start!

-1

-2

(a moment of silence)

Butterfly: Are you praying?

Brother Yu (voice trembling): ...Before you leave, let me say one more thing.

Butterfly (with a more amiable voice): Speak!

Yu-kun: Your hands have become a lot rougher, Tanjiro.

Butterfly (silently shed a tear): Wrong, you bastard!