[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world
Chapter 66 Little Jiojio
The sun was shining and the weather was just right.
The white sailboat sailed slowly on the sea waves, and the sauerkraut lay lazily on the plywood to bask in the sun.
Chu Liuxiang walked over slowly and said, "Bai Yunsheng said that we will be there in half a day."
Flower sauerkraut hummed, and swayed the little jiojio, looking very comfortable.
Chu Liuxiang touched her nose and said softly, "Young lady, don't you want to ask me anything?"
The little Jiojio, who was dangling with sauerkraut, stopped and opened one eye, thinking that this little slut was actually looking for a fight.
Chu Liuxiang already understood the behavior of sauerkraut, and when she saw her take out the knife, she said helplessly, "Miss, you just want to beat me up to vent your anger?"
Flower sauerkraut raised eyebrows: "Otherwise?"
"Why don't you call me mom now, and I can save some hands for you."
Chu Liuxiang: "Cough..."
Hua Suancai said confidently: "I called before boarding the boat, so it's not so much trouble."
Chu Liuxiang knew she was in the wrong, but she couldn't help laughing lowly when she heard the sauerkraut.
Flower sauerkraut glared at him.
How dare the dog man still laugh?
Chu Liuxiang pressed her fist to her lips, and said softly, "Girl, you're jealous."
Hua sauerkraut said unhappily, "Are you quite proud?"
Chu Liuxiang's peach-blossom eyes are slightly curved, and there are tiny waves in the pupil color, which are more bewitching than the sea waves under the sun.
He chuckled and said, "I'm just very happy. The girl likes me a little more than I imagined."
Hua Suancai was shocked by his peach blossom eyes, turned around bitterly, and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, little slut, there is no way to reduce your sentence through beauty."
Chu Liuxiang, who heard everything verbatim, showed a helpless expression.
After a while, he sighed softly: "I thought the girl would be very angry."
Hua Suancai snorted, put her hands on her hips and said, "You think too much, I'm just a little bit unwilling."
Chu Liuxiang's attitude is also very clear, there is no place for her to be angry at all, and the two of them are at best ambiguous objects, and it is not her turn to be angry at all, but why does Chu Liuxiang have so many ex-girlfriends, and she is a single mother? !It's really not reconciled. This feeling is like meeting an opponent you like in the game, but the opponent has experienced hundreds of battles and fought cross-server battles. You are just a full-level account with empty equipment. The strongest skill is Talk about it, if two people really match up, you will be eaten to death.
Hua Suancai was depressed and thought for a while, then waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I don't think we are suitable, so let's break up."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang was helpless, touched his nose and said, "We broke up, who will pinch your feet?"
Hua Suancai glanced at him, reached out and pinched his cheeks, pinching two red marks fiercely, "And Lu Xiaofeng, no matter how you say it, he can also point his fingers, and his skills are better than yours! Heh heh , You can find foot-pinching workers anywhere!"
So, it's not up to you.
Chu Liuxiang heard the hidden meaning of her cheerfulness, gently grabbed her fingers, pulled her into her arms, and sighed softly: "Xiaosheng must practice hard, I hope Miss will not leave."
Hua Suancai was still stuck in the thought of who can be caught and used as a foot pincher, and she lay in his arms and muttered: "When I am higher than Ximen Chuuxue, I will catch him back and pinch his feet..."
Chu Liuxiang: "...well."
According to the level of complaints that Huajiancai occasionally muttered about how Ximen Chuuxue upgraded so quickly recently, Chu Liuxiang felt that she might not wait for Ximen Chuuxue to pinch her feet in this lifetime.
Flower sauerkraut was still mumbling about who could become a pincher, but suddenly there was the sound of war drums on the sea.
The sound of the war drums was full of fighting spirit, as if there were thousands of troops fighting against each other.
Appearing together with the sound is a battleship appearing on the distant sea, as tall as a tower, coming from the clouds and mist, shining brightly in the sun, which makes people feel daunting.
Hua sauerkraut and Chu Liuxiang were a little puzzled, until the battleship approached and the figures on the deck were clearly visible, and they could see the people on board clearly.
——It was a group of women in leather armor who looked like warriors.
Hua sauerkraut subconsciously looked at Chu Liuxiang.
One bed and another boat?
Chu Liuxiang, are you a pile driver? !
Chu Liuxiang understood the meaning in her eyes, and said helplessly, "It has nothing to do with me."
Flower sauerkraut eyes full of disbelief.
But this boat of women had nothing to do with Chu Liuxiang. Bai Yunsheng also heard the voice, and quickly walked out. When he saw the boat, his swollen face paled instantly, and he murmured, "Why is she here!"
Before Chu Liuxiang and Hua Suancai had time to ask in detail, Bai Yunsheng was held hostage by several women who suddenly appeared.
A pockmarked woman jumped onto the deck through a rope, walked up to the two of them, and said proudly, "The general wants to see you."
General, which general?
Everything happened too fast, these women are different from ordinary women, they are well-trained, their movements are fast and fierce, Hua Suancai and Chu Liuxiang responded, Bai Yunsheng was taken away by these strange women, and the rest of the boat were also taken away , The white sailboat became an empty ship in an instant.
Pockmarked face said: "Now there are only two of you on this boat, it's best to think about whether to go or not."
If they insist on staying and don't know the route, they can only wander endlessly at sea and wait to die.
A blatant conspiracy.
Chu Liuxiang looked at the battleship and said calmly: "It seems that we have to go?"
Hua Suancai snorted, "I hate being threatened the most in my life, mighty..." I couldn't even spit out the three words in my mouth.
Mazi raised his hand coldly, and the battleship's Class [-] cannon aimed at the two of them.
Flower sauerkraut: "The general is mighty! Let's talk on board!"
"..." Chu Liuxiang touched his nose.
Under the threat of a hundred-level cannon, Hua Suancai led Chu Liuxiang into the battleship cautiously. As for why he led him, Hua Suancai said that this kind of daughter country might be in short supply of men. If necessary, Chu Liuxiang would take off his pants and throw them away go out.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
After boarding the boat, the two found that there were indeed women on board, and even the sailors pulling the sails were strong and strong women.
Hua sauerkraut took a quick look at it, and was taken into the general's cabin by Mazi.Logically speaking, since he is called a general, he should be a man.But the person sitting inside is not a man, just like the boat is full of women, this general is also a woman, a wild and charming woman.
She sat in the first seat, showing her strong and toned legs, her bronze skin set off by the white tiger skin below her, making her look sexy and alluring.
On the way, I heard the pockmarked woman say that this female general is Shi Tianwang's concubine, and Shi Tianwang especially doted on her, so he authorized her to train an elite army of his own, and even named her General Baoji.
When she heard the news, Chu Liuxiang had roughly guessed the reason why she was looking for herself and sauerkraut, and even sighed softly when she saw someone.
Bao Ji raised her head proudly, just like her name, looking at Chu Liuxiang with condescending eyes, as if she was a wild leopard.
"You are Chu Liuxiang?"
Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Probably me."
Bao Ji pursed her lips and said with a curious expression, "Why do you say probably?"
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, "Because I know what the general wants to do, but I don't want to do it."
Bao Ji said casually: "There is nothing in this world that you don't want to do, only the price you don't want to do."
Chu Liuxiang said: "If it's for bargaining chips, wouldn't I get more from turning to Shi Tianwang than from turning to the general?"
After all, everything you get is given to you by Shi Tianwang.
Chu Liuxiang's words successfully made Bao Ji look cold, and said with unfriendly eyes: "You are right, but there is one thing that he can't give you."
Bao Ji stood up, her long legs were slender and wild. The moment she stood up, she was a bit taller than Chu Liuxiang, which was daunting, but it also gave the man enough desire to conquer.
She stepped down from the high throne, and smiled: "I am a woman, and there are some things that only I can give you."
The flower sauerkraut beside him muttered subconsciously: "That's not right, the real orgasm of a man lies in the fart."
Bao Ji: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Sometimes he was really curious, why there were so many weird ideas in Hua Suancai's mind.
There was a long silence in the room.
Bao Ji said slowly: "You are the flower sauerkraut, the woman who rescued Princess Yujian from Ishida Qi's hands?"
Bao Ji showed a dangerous expression, and drew out the two sharp swords beside her, obviously she didn't intend to show any mercy to those who ruined her plan.
As soon as Chu Liuxiang stood in front of the sauerkraut, she poked her head out and shouted, "Wait, wait! Why don't we make a deal!"
Bao Ji raised her eyebrows, "What do you want to say?"
Hua Suancai quickly said: "You killed Princess Yujian only for Shi Tianwang. To be honest, even if Princess Yujian is dead, as long as Shi Tianwang is willing, the imperial court still has Princess Jianning and Princess Taiping...you can send them here at any time. You won’t be able to kill a group if you get one, can you still count on him to guard you like a jade like a dog man!”
When Bao Ji heard this, her face showed a cold expression, and she said in a deep tone: "You are right."
From the beginning to the end, it was Shi Tianwang who asked the court to send Princess Yujian to marry him. From the beginning to the end, he never even met the woman. It was just a deal, even if Princess Yujian was gone, there would be others.
Hua Suancai continued: "So, in the final analysis, the source of the whole thing is still on the man. There is a saying that goes well, stupid women solve women, and smart women solve men!"
Bao Ji narrowed her eyes, "Do you have a solution?"
"Of course!"
Hua Suancai showed an inscrutable smile: "How to make a man never leave a woman."
Bao Ji asked curiously, "How?"
Hua Suancai said with a vicious expression, "Of course I broke his leg."
Chu Liuxiang felt his legs feel cold for no reason.
Hua Suancai made a gesture of raising a knife and falling with great interest, "To be honest, I actually went to kill Shi Tianwang, but I don't have to kill him, as long as he doesn't make trouble, so I will do it." When it is time, you can give him a half-body disability..."
Bao Ji said coldly: "If he is crippled, what good will it do me?"
Pickled cabbage: "The benefits are great..."
Chu Liuxiang was listening with his ears upright, when the sound of sauerkraut suddenly stopped, looking up, she was looking at him, and said seriously: "You go out first."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
I always feel that the following stories will have a major impact on the rest of his life.
The white sailboat sailed slowly on the sea waves, and the sauerkraut lay lazily on the plywood to bask in the sun.
Chu Liuxiang walked over slowly and said, "Bai Yunsheng said that we will be there in half a day."
Flower sauerkraut hummed, and swayed the little jiojio, looking very comfortable.
Chu Liuxiang touched her nose and said softly, "Young lady, don't you want to ask me anything?"
The little Jiojio, who was dangling with sauerkraut, stopped and opened one eye, thinking that this little slut was actually looking for a fight.
Chu Liuxiang already understood the behavior of sauerkraut, and when she saw her take out the knife, she said helplessly, "Miss, you just want to beat me up to vent your anger?"
Flower sauerkraut raised eyebrows: "Otherwise?"
"Why don't you call me mom now, and I can save some hands for you."
Chu Liuxiang: "Cough..."
Hua Suancai said confidently: "I called before boarding the boat, so it's not so much trouble."
Chu Liuxiang knew she was in the wrong, but she couldn't help laughing lowly when she heard the sauerkraut.
Flower sauerkraut glared at him.
How dare the dog man still laugh?
Chu Liuxiang pressed her fist to her lips, and said softly, "Girl, you're jealous."
Hua sauerkraut said unhappily, "Are you quite proud?"
Chu Liuxiang's peach-blossom eyes are slightly curved, and there are tiny waves in the pupil color, which are more bewitching than the sea waves under the sun.
He chuckled and said, "I'm just very happy. The girl likes me a little more than I imagined."
Hua Suancai was shocked by his peach blossom eyes, turned around bitterly, and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, little slut, there is no way to reduce your sentence through beauty."
Chu Liuxiang, who heard everything verbatim, showed a helpless expression.
After a while, he sighed softly: "I thought the girl would be very angry."
Hua Suancai snorted, put her hands on her hips and said, "You think too much, I'm just a little bit unwilling."
Chu Liuxiang's attitude is also very clear, there is no place for her to be angry at all, and the two of them are at best ambiguous objects, and it is not her turn to be angry at all, but why does Chu Liuxiang have so many ex-girlfriends, and she is a single mother? !It's really not reconciled. This feeling is like meeting an opponent you like in the game, but the opponent has experienced hundreds of battles and fought cross-server battles. You are just a full-level account with empty equipment. The strongest skill is Talk about it, if two people really match up, you will be eaten to death.
Hua Suancai was depressed and thought for a while, then waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I don't think we are suitable, so let's break up."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Chu Liuxiang was helpless, touched his nose and said, "We broke up, who will pinch your feet?"
Hua Suancai glanced at him, reached out and pinched his cheeks, pinching two red marks fiercely, "And Lu Xiaofeng, no matter how you say it, he can also point his fingers, and his skills are better than yours! Heh heh , You can find foot-pinching workers anywhere!"
So, it's not up to you.
Chu Liuxiang heard the hidden meaning of her cheerfulness, gently grabbed her fingers, pulled her into her arms, and sighed softly: "Xiaosheng must practice hard, I hope Miss will not leave."
Hua Suancai was still stuck in the thought of who can be caught and used as a foot pincher, and she lay in his arms and muttered: "When I am higher than Ximen Chuuxue, I will catch him back and pinch his feet..."
Chu Liuxiang: "...well."
According to the level of complaints that Huajiancai occasionally muttered about how Ximen Chuuxue upgraded so quickly recently, Chu Liuxiang felt that she might not wait for Ximen Chuuxue to pinch her feet in this lifetime.
Flower sauerkraut was still mumbling about who could become a pincher, but suddenly there was the sound of war drums on the sea.
The sound of the war drums was full of fighting spirit, as if there were thousands of troops fighting against each other.
Appearing together with the sound is a battleship appearing on the distant sea, as tall as a tower, coming from the clouds and mist, shining brightly in the sun, which makes people feel daunting.
Hua sauerkraut and Chu Liuxiang were a little puzzled, until the battleship approached and the figures on the deck were clearly visible, and they could see the people on board clearly.
——It was a group of women in leather armor who looked like warriors.
Hua sauerkraut subconsciously looked at Chu Liuxiang.
One bed and another boat?
Chu Liuxiang, are you a pile driver? !
Chu Liuxiang understood the meaning in her eyes, and said helplessly, "It has nothing to do with me."
Flower sauerkraut eyes full of disbelief.
But this boat of women had nothing to do with Chu Liuxiang. Bai Yunsheng also heard the voice, and quickly walked out. When he saw the boat, his swollen face paled instantly, and he murmured, "Why is she here!"
Before Chu Liuxiang and Hua Suancai had time to ask in detail, Bai Yunsheng was held hostage by several women who suddenly appeared.
A pockmarked woman jumped onto the deck through a rope, walked up to the two of them, and said proudly, "The general wants to see you."
General, which general?
Everything happened too fast, these women are different from ordinary women, they are well-trained, their movements are fast and fierce, Hua Suancai and Chu Liuxiang responded, Bai Yunsheng was taken away by these strange women, and the rest of the boat were also taken away , The white sailboat became an empty ship in an instant.
Pockmarked face said: "Now there are only two of you on this boat, it's best to think about whether to go or not."
If they insist on staying and don't know the route, they can only wander endlessly at sea and wait to die.
A blatant conspiracy.
Chu Liuxiang looked at the battleship and said calmly: "It seems that we have to go?"
Hua Suancai snorted, "I hate being threatened the most in my life, mighty..." I couldn't even spit out the three words in my mouth.
Mazi raised his hand coldly, and the battleship's Class [-] cannon aimed at the two of them.
Flower sauerkraut: "The general is mighty! Let's talk on board!"
"..." Chu Liuxiang touched his nose.
Under the threat of a hundred-level cannon, Hua Suancai led Chu Liuxiang into the battleship cautiously. As for why he led him, Hua Suancai said that this kind of daughter country might be in short supply of men. If necessary, Chu Liuxiang would take off his pants and throw them away go out.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
After boarding the boat, the two found that there were indeed women on board, and even the sailors pulling the sails were strong and strong women.
Hua sauerkraut took a quick look at it, and was taken into the general's cabin by Mazi.Logically speaking, since he is called a general, he should be a man.But the person sitting inside is not a man, just like the boat is full of women, this general is also a woman, a wild and charming woman.
She sat in the first seat, showing her strong and toned legs, her bronze skin set off by the white tiger skin below her, making her look sexy and alluring.
On the way, I heard the pockmarked woman say that this female general is Shi Tianwang's concubine, and Shi Tianwang especially doted on her, so he authorized her to train an elite army of his own, and even named her General Baoji.
When she heard the news, Chu Liuxiang had roughly guessed the reason why she was looking for herself and sauerkraut, and even sighed softly when she saw someone.
Bao Ji raised her head proudly, just like her name, looking at Chu Liuxiang with condescending eyes, as if she was a wild leopard.
"You are Chu Liuxiang?"
Chu Liuxiang sighed, "Probably me."
Bao Ji pursed her lips and said with a curious expression, "Why do you say probably?"
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, "Because I know what the general wants to do, but I don't want to do it."
Bao Ji said casually: "There is nothing in this world that you don't want to do, only the price you don't want to do."
Chu Liuxiang said: "If it's for bargaining chips, wouldn't I get more from turning to Shi Tianwang than from turning to the general?"
After all, everything you get is given to you by Shi Tianwang.
Chu Liuxiang's words successfully made Bao Ji look cold, and said with unfriendly eyes: "You are right, but there is one thing that he can't give you."
Bao Ji stood up, her long legs were slender and wild. The moment she stood up, she was a bit taller than Chu Liuxiang, which was daunting, but it also gave the man enough desire to conquer.
She stepped down from the high throne, and smiled: "I am a woman, and there are some things that only I can give you."
The flower sauerkraut beside him muttered subconsciously: "That's not right, the real orgasm of a man lies in the fart."
Bao Ji: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Sometimes he was really curious, why there were so many weird ideas in Hua Suancai's mind.
There was a long silence in the room.
Bao Ji said slowly: "You are the flower sauerkraut, the woman who rescued Princess Yujian from Ishida Qi's hands?"
Bao Ji showed a dangerous expression, and drew out the two sharp swords beside her, obviously she didn't intend to show any mercy to those who ruined her plan.
As soon as Chu Liuxiang stood in front of the sauerkraut, she poked her head out and shouted, "Wait, wait! Why don't we make a deal!"
Bao Ji raised her eyebrows, "What do you want to say?"
Hua Suancai quickly said: "You killed Princess Yujian only for Shi Tianwang. To be honest, even if Princess Yujian is dead, as long as Shi Tianwang is willing, the imperial court still has Princess Jianning and Princess Taiping...you can send them here at any time. You won’t be able to kill a group if you get one, can you still count on him to guard you like a jade like a dog man!”
When Bao Ji heard this, her face showed a cold expression, and she said in a deep tone: "You are right."
From the beginning to the end, it was Shi Tianwang who asked the court to send Princess Yujian to marry him. From the beginning to the end, he never even met the woman. It was just a deal, even if Princess Yujian was gone, there would be others.
Hua Suancai continued: "So, in the final analysis, the source of the whole thing is still on the man. There is a saying that goes well, stupid women solve women, and smart women solve men!"
Bao Ji narrowed her eyes, "Do you have a solution?"
"Of course!"
Hua Suancai showed an inscrutable smile: "How to make a man never leave a woman."
Bao Ji asked curiously, "How?"
Hua Suancai said with a vicious expression, "Of course I broke his leg."
Chu Liuxiang felt his legs feel cold for no reason.
Hua Suancai made a gesture of raising a knife and falling with great interest, "To be honest, I actually went to kill Shi Tianwang, but I don't have to kill him, as long as he doesn't make trouble, so I will do it." When it is time, you can give him a half-body disability..."
Bao Ji said coldly: "If he is crippled, what good will it do me?"
Pickled cabbage: "The benefits are great..."
Chu Liuxiang was listening with his ears upright, when the sound of sauerkraut suddenly stopped, looking up, she was looking at him, and said seriously: "You go out first."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
I always feel that the following stories will have a major impact on the rest of his life.
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