[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

Hua Suancai and Chu Liuxiang left Shenshui Palace, but the story of their battle with the jellyfish Yin Ji began to spread quietly in the rivers and lakes. It was rumored that Tianyi Shenshui was stolen, and Chu Liuxiang sneaked into Shenshui Palace to investigate, but unexpectedly met a girl with the same face as herself. The same woman, the love-hate entanglement in it...

Lu Xiaofeng happily talked about the rumors he had heard all the way back from the south of the Yangtze River, and his beard started to tremble as he laughed like a duck with sauerkraut. He cupped his hands and said to her, "Although they are both romantic figures, Lu has already lost quack quack!" quack."

After all, Chu Liuxiang's daughter is so old, and he is still a loner, Lu Xiaofeng pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes, and said, "Lonely as snow."

Pickled cabbage nibbled on melon seeds, and said coolly, "Chu Liuxiang is rumored to have hidden pearls from the sea. Everyone has read a thousand sails. Why don't you have one? Could it be that your contraceptive method is better?"

Lu Xiaofeng's laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked at the sauerkraut and complained, "I found that you are very good at choking people to death."

The sauerkraut spat out the melon seed skin in his mouth, and said sincerely, "There are three unfilial acts, the greatest is to have no offspring, infertility, and treat the disease as soon as possible."

Lu Xiaofeng "..." Sure enough, he was still as poisonous as ever.

The sauerkraut continued to eat melon seeds, and after eating two, she looked at him strangely and said, "By the way, you were entrusted to go to the south of the Yangtze River, and when did you come back?"

"There were indeed some things before." Lu Xiaofeng sat down and told what happened in Yinhook Casino these days. It can be said that when Chu Liuxiang and Hua Suancai were making trouble in Shenshui Palace, he was not idle.

Lu Xiaofeng touched a handful of sauerkraut seeds and said while nibbling, "It just so happened that Huamanlou was coming back for the New Year, so I came back with him."

A few days after Shenshui Palace came out, the Chinese New Year is coming.

Flower sauerkraut was inexplicably a little melancholy and said, "The Chinese New Year is coming so soon."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the small courtyard, and asked, "Why are you alone, and Yaoyue Lianxing, Long Xiaoyun?"

Flower sauerkraut "Yueyue Lianxing and Zhu Shuang went out to buy new year's goods together, and Long Xiaoyun went home." Long Xiaoyun was already sent home by her on the way back for the New Year, and the little kid was still being beaten for no reason He was very angry, his face was as black as coal.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the sauerkraut, then touched his nose hesitantly.

You can tell what he wants to ask by watching his movements, Hua Suancai gave him a blank look, "Chu Liuxiang is gone."

Lu Xiaofeng knocked sideways and asked, "He won't accompany you for the New Year?"

Hua Suancai looked at him strangely, "Why does he want to spend the New Year with me?"

Lu Xiaofeng remained silent, he thought that after such a long time, and after the incident of Shenshui Palace, the two of them made some progress.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the pickled cabbage lazily eating melon seeds, and asked, "Girl Hua, you have no idea about Xiangshuai?"

Pickled cabbage nibbling melon seeds and said, "There are a few of them."

Lu Xiaofeng regained his energy and said, "I can't tell."

Anyway, it was all leaked, Hua Jiancai didn't pretend to be stupid, sighed, and said honestly, "After all, he looks too good for my taste, it's impossible not to be tempted."

Lu Xiaofeng quickly asked, "Then you..."

Hua sauerkraut continued to eat melon seeds and said, "We are suitable to be friends, but if I want to have sex, I will definitely consider him first."

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "What is Yue Pa?"

Huajiancai gave him a stupid look, and said rudely and simply, "Sleep! Just like you and Xue Bing and those confidantes are dating."

Lu Xiaofeng "..." understood.

Hua sauerkraut chewed melon seeds and said, "You and Chu Liuxiang are the No. 1 choice for messing with men and women, but I don't like your mustache very much, so if there is a lonely need, I should be the first to choose Chu Liuxiang."

Lu Xiaofeng "..." Then I really thank you.

Hua Suancai didn't know what to think of, turned his eyes and said excitedly, "You just said that you came back to celebrate the New Year with Hua Manlou?"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly had an ominous premonition, and said hesitantly, "Yes..."

Hua Suancai rubbed her chin, "If you want to talk about heartbeat, Huamanlou is the No. 1 that really makes my heartbeat. Let's have a meal together?"

Lu Xiaofeng "...not so good."

Hua Suancai took out the dragon-slaying knife and placed it on the table.

Lu Xiaofeng "...no problem!!!"

Xiangshuai, I tried my best!

On the day of Chinese New Year's Eve, as soon as the sauerkraut came out of the six gates, I saw many vendors selling lantern couplets on the street, and passers-by were beaming with New Year's goods.

Only then did I realize that the Chinese New Year was really coming.

After a year of hard work, it's finally time for the family to have fun, and everyone is looking forward to the reunion dinner.

Hua sauerkraut was wandering aimlessly in the street, Lu Xiaofeng disappeared after that day, and even asked Hua ManLou to come out for dinner... These two days she had nothing to do, so she swiped the reward order for two days, and just gave Ruthless After handing in the task, Ruthless was very moved by her diligence, and then refused to reward her with a wheelchair.

Hua sauerkraut sighed melancholy.

Passing by a food stall, I remembered that their noodles were pretty good. Zhu Shuang took Lian Xing and Yaoyue to go to Shangtouxiang, saying that he was going to get rid of bad luck, but he didn’t come back so early, so Hua Suancai sat in and ordered a bowl of wonton noodles. Then start flipping through the list of game activities.

As soon as the holidays came, the game planning was like a chicken blood, and I started to make money with all my strength. As early as New Year’s Day, I opened a lot of special event missions limited to the New Year’s Eve. It’s just that I was too busy before, and I forgot the sauerkraut. I just remembered seeing the bright red on the street today.

Special props will be released in the lucky bag event in ten consecutive draws!

In the fashion show, your weapons are not as good as hers, your level is not as good as hers, but your beauty cannot be as good as hers!

Tonight, Love and Love will be re-enacted on Qixi Festival, and couples will be drawn for a limited time!

Domination of the World National Day re-enactment, limited skill extraction task!

……

The pickles counted, there are at least a dozen of this limited-time year-end event, and the entire game panel is flashing like a cheap web game.

Big money!

She excitedly clicked on the first event and sent ten companies.

[Red Medicine][Blue Medicine][Red Medicine]... Congratulations to the player for getting the [Transfiguration Pill]!

Flower sauerkraut "..." I'm afraid this game is about to go bankrupt. If you want to make a fortune and leave, draw 2880 ingots in ten consecutive draws, half of which are red and blue medicines. Special items that must be won. She bought one in the mall for only 50 ingots. It's a scam. ah.

Hua sauerkraut murmured loudly, swallowed the wontons just out of the pan, and ordered the second event unwillingly, and gave ten consecutive gifts again.

[Cloth] [Cloth Shoes] [Silk Clothes]...Congratulations to the player who has drawn [Golden Fashion Shards] Collecting ten pieces and randomly synthesizing a set of golden fashion!

Pickled cabbage "..." This game is too stupid, the fragments are killing obsessive-compulsive disorder! ! !

Hua Suancai continued to click on the screen angrily, and muttered, "I warn you about dog games, keep a little bottom line, or I will uninstall it."

However, the dog game naturally has no bottom line. After drawing eight times in a row, each time it is a piece of fashion, not bad for the last time.

System message Congratulations to the player for synthesizing the golden special costume [Moonlight like you (male)].

Fuck you man!

Hua Suancai couldn't help complaining, "Dog Game, you are a real dog!"

Hua Jiancai still didn't give up, and set his sights on the re-engraving card draw event on Qixi Festival. I heard that he could draw a god-level mount?

……

After pumping.

Pickled cabbage: cheating game!

The broken game seems to have no other use other than being angry and heartbroken. Hua pickled cabbage caressed his chest and repeated, "Hold it, I spent so much money anyway, now I will lose money if I uninstall it."

But I can't help but scold the dog for planning! ! !

As the sky gradually darkened, vendors on the street began to close their stalls, and pedestrians on the street began to rush to their homes, looking forward to the moment of reunion.

Hua sauerkraut hugged a freshly drawn little pig, and angrily yelled at the dog for playing the game. I missed my youth. The owner of the noodle stall came over and interrupted her continuing to draw cards. Sorry, " Girl, I'm really sorry, I'm rushing home for dinner this Chinese New Year, so I'm going to close the stall now."

Hua Suancai glanced around blankly, only to realize that the streets were already deserted, only the festive red couplets and lanterns could be seen to be lively and lonely.

Hua sauerkraut let out an oh, put down the wonton money, and returned to Xinshou Village with Xiaohuazhu in his arms.

There were no people on the way back, but the lights were on in every house, and the sound of laughter kept going all the time. Hua Suancai walked on the dark road in the middle of the bright lights with the pig in his arms, and complained to the little Hua Zhu, "Riding a pet, riding a pet, just you!" How can I ride without my thick thighs?"

Little Huazhu hummed a few words unconvinced.

Back home, Yaoyue Lianxing hadn't come back yet, Hua Suancai lit the candles in the yard, and the red lanterns that had already been hung outside the door, sat in the doorway holding Xiaohuazhu, and asked "Why haven't you come back yet?"

hungry.

Chu Liuxiang rushed back from the south of the Yangtze River, and when she found the sauerkraut, she was sitting at the gate of the yard, looking at the door with her chin in her hand, and from time to time, she whined to the little flower pig next to her.

The lantern lit the top of her head, but her eyes were dark.

Chu Liuxiang walked over gently and called out, "Miss Hua."

Hua sauerkraut was in a daze, when Chu Liuxiang's figure appeared, he was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Why are you back?"

After the two of them chatted that day and brought someone back, Chu Liuxiang disappeared, and Hua Suancai felt that it was probably a breakup due to unhappiness.

Chu Liuxiang smiled, squatted in front of the sauerkraut and said, "Before I went to Shenshui Palace, I left some things outside, and I went to get them back two days ago."

Flower sauerkraut let out a cry.

Chu Liuxiang said softly, "Why is the girl at the door alone, inviting the moon and pity the stars?"

He knew about Long Xiaoyun, he had already returned to Shanxi, if Miss Hua wanted to celebrate the new year, she should be with Yaoyue Lianxing.

Hua sauerkraut frowned and said, "They went to the incense, and I don't know why they haven't come back yet."

Chu Liuxiang pondered and said, "Touxiang... If it is Touxiang, they probably won't come back tonight."

It is past midnight to catch the incense, and the temple opens in the early morning, and most people will live near the temple.

Hua sauerkraut groaned, with no emotion on his face, picked up the little Hua Zhu, sighed, and said quietly, "Then I won't be able to eat the New Year's Eve dinner tonight."

Chu Liuxiang was slightly taken aback, "Miss didn't eat?"

Hua Suancai walked into the yard holding the little pig in her arms a little unhappy, "I have eaten it, but we should have dinner together on the night of the New Year's Eve."

Chu Liuxiang stepped forward and smiled, "Then I will accompany the girl to dinner."

Hua sauerkraut was silent for a moment, looked at the bright lights outside, and said, "But I don't know how to cook, and there is no food for sale outside."

Chu Liuxiang smiled lightly and said, "Girl, don't worry. We used to cook together when we were with friends." He walked towards the kitchen, turned on the light in the kitchen, stood in front of the kitchen stove and said with nostalgia, "Now I want to Think about it, it’s really a fun and happy day.”

Hua Suancai hugged the pig and followed behind him, blinking, "Then what are you going to do?"

Chu Liuxiang took out the flour and said with a smile, "Since it's Chinese New Year, of course I want to eat dumplings."

Chu Liuxiang's movements are quite nimble, and he is also very skilled in kneading dough. Flour and water are kneaded into a dough quickly under his palm.

The dumpling wrappers do not need to be raised, they are divided into small balls, and rolled one by one into round thin skins.

After making the dumpling wrappers, we started to make the stuffing. The kitchen bought a lot of ingredients. Chu Liuxiang found a piece of fresh pork and added some sauerkraut.

Hua Suancai patted the Huazhu in his arms cooperatively, and hummed, "You cruel man wants to eat both of us."

Chu Liuxiang laughed out loud.

There were laughter, chatter, and the quiet courtyard room seemed to be a little more lively.

Holding her cheeks with sauerkraut, she watched Chu Liuxiang chop pork.

It's really not her Yangou, Chu Liuxiang is handsome, with gentle and affectionate peach eyes, looking at pork is like looking at each other affectionately...

The sauerkraut has enough flavor, so there is no need to re-flavor it. The pork and sauerkraut are chopped and mixed together, and the filling is ready.

The two sat together on the table outside the courtyard and began to make dumplings. The pickled cabbage probably didn't really have any cooking talent. The dumplings made by Chu Liuxiang were all white and fat, just right, but the dumplings she made were crooked and had missing fillings. .

Chu Liuxiang couldn't help laughing, Hua Jiancai glared at him, adjusted the dumplings between the two, pointed to Chu Liuxiang's white and fat dumplings, and said, "I'll eat it."

Pointing to the ugly dumplings made by himself, "you eat."

Chu Liuxiang's peach blossom eyes were full of spring smiles with her upright appearance, and she nodded with glistening eyes, "Okay, I'll eat."

The two continued to make dumplings, and Chu Liuxiang asked with a smile, "What does the girl want for the new year?"

Flower sauerkraut glanced at him, "Advanced experience Dan."

Chu Liuxiang touched his nose, and unconsciously put a little white on his nose, "...you mean the elixir that Master Long gave you?"

Hua sauerkraut squeezed the dumplings in his hand, and said complicatedly, "As long as there are three of them... no, if I have a second one, I can beat Ximen Chuuxue."

Chu Liuxiang said helplessly, "Girl's obsession with Ximen Chuuxue... is really brooding." She never forgot him during the Chinese New Year.

"Is there nothing else the girl wants?"

Hua Suancai pondered for a moment, then said slowly, "A ruthless wheelchair?"

Chu Liuxiang "..."

Without waiting for Chu Liuxiang to reply, Hua Suancai sighed, "Okay, I know, I'm just dreaming."

Wu Qing, a ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable person, couldn't possibly give her the wheelchair.

The flower sauerkraut finally squeezed out a white and fat dumpling, nodded in satisfaction, and said sincerely to the dumpling, "I make a wish."

"In the new year, I want my own god-level mount!"