[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

The rooms in Shenshui Palace are all made of stone chambers. Once the stone door is closed, you can't see anything. The only thing you can hear when you sit inside is the sound of undulating water.

The sauerkraut fumbled around and looked around, but in the end there was nothing new, so she sat down with a look of reluctance.

"Jellyfish Yin Ji is really a weird woman." Hua Suancai commented in bewilderment as she lay on the stone bed. "Big boobs and small boobs are boobs, why should the big boobs be killed, and the small boobs be taken away."

Is it because she has big breasts herself?

Hua sauerkraut snorted enviously and enviously.

Long Xiaoyun glanced at her calmly, and said slowly, "You don't have the right to talk about her."

Hua sauerkraut said confidently, "Why am I not qualified?"

Long Xiaoyun said expressionlessly, "After all, you are not bad."

Hua Suanmenu raised his head with his hands, looked at Long Xiaoyun and said, "For a while, I didn't know whether you were praising me or hurting me."

Long Xiaoyun clicked his tongue, and his disgusted eyes brought out all the unfinished words.

He said unceremoniously with a poisonous tongue, "Anyway, I have never seen a woman like you. It's okay to laugh like a duck who has been poisoned. You can still talk about big breasts and small breasts. It's really amazing." I know whether to praise you for your innocence and romance, or to call you shameless."

A shadow was cast on Long Xiaoyun's head.

Hua sauerkraut held up the knife, and said heartbroken, "My son is rebellious, and it breaks my heart."

Long Xiaoyun "..."

After a fierce beating.

System message Congratulations to the player's mother's beating proficiency of over 90%, and she is about to comprehend advanced skills (social beating), please make persistent efforts.

It turned out to be an advanced skill, Hua Pickle closed the message happily, retracted the knife, lay back on the bed, and lovingly looked at Long Xiaoyun, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Every time this little mouth feels like it's been poisoned, it poisons my heart, I can't help but want to beat you up, it's just..."

Well done!

Hua sauerkraut silently gave a thumbs up in her heart.

Long Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "Why do I think that you are quite happy when I scold you!"

Hua Suancai stroked her chin and said, "I'm really happy, anyway, I got the call back."

Scolding is nothing, no matter how poisonous it is in the game, you have heard it, from the eighteenth generation of ancestors, down to your son, grandson, great-grandson, you hate it so much that you will not be able to chase it for thousands of miles.Hua sauerkraut has been in the game for so many years, and she clearly understands one sentence.

Talking is not important, strength is king, as long as you are high-level and strong enough, everyone is your son.

Of course, if you have no one with a high level, then someone else is your father.

To use a simple analogy, Ximen Chuuxue and her, she and Long Xiaoyun were all beaten, quack quack.

Long Xiaoyun gritted his teeth in hatred and said, "I will one day be stronger than your martial arts!"

The little girl is quite ambitious, and Hua Suancai encouraged her, "Then you have to work hard." After all, she might get tired of playing the game as soon as she reaches the full level, but so far, this game is still very interesting.

Long Xiaoyun snorted, his eyes were angry.

The two of them were chatting and arguing one after another, and the time passed quickly.

I don't know how long it took before the stone door of the stone room opened, and a girl in white came in. She was holding two sets of clothes, and smiled sweetly at Huacaicai and Long Xiaoyun.

"You are the new disciples entering the palace, right? The palace master ordered me to bring you clothes."

Hua sauerkraut was lying on the bed discussing the essence of cursing with Long Xiaoyun, blinked, wondering, "Clothes? Did the palace master send them?"

The girl in white said innocently, "That's right, the Palace Master also ordered me to take you to get acquainted with the palace and introduce them to the sisters. It's almost noon, so you should change your clothes first, and I'll take you to dinner together."

After finishing speaking, the woman put down the clothes on her hands, left the stone room, and covered the stone door intimately.

Long Xiaoyun frowned and said, "...what does this mean?"

Hua sauerkraut did not speak, and picked up the dress on the table.

The disciples of Shenshui Palace wear ordinary fashion, white gauze dress, fluttering like a fairy, the only disadvantage is that it is easy to get dirty.

Flower sauerkraut commented, "It's pretty pretty."

Long Xiaoyun came over, continued to frown and said, "Why did you let us out suddenly and bring you clothes?"

Hua Suancai took the clothes and compared them on her body, and found that the size was suitable, and threw the other set to Long Xiaoyun, saying, "Do you know what the disciples of Shenshui Palace represent?"

Hearing this, Long Xiaoyun took the shirt hesitantly, "What?"

Hua sauerkraut said deeply, "Jellyfish Yin Ji's harem."

Long Xiaoyun "..." Leaving aside the harem of women, what does that envious expression on your face mean?

Hua Suancai said with complicated feelings, "Whether it's a man or a woman, being able to have such a big harem is amazing."

The financial cost alone is incredible.

Long Xiaoyun's expression was a bit complicated and he said, "Then you still want to wear this dress?"

"I can't stop eating." Hua sauerkraut's tone was still confident.

Long Xiaoyun's expression became more complicated, he actually didn't quite understand why this woman could say things without reason every time so confidently.

Is it because of thick skin? ? !

He took off his outer shirt, then put the white dress on the outer clothes, put on the school uniform hastily, Hua Suancai took out a mirror from nowhere, and said to himself in self-pity, "This concubine is so beautiful, she is so beautiful. It’s only natural to see it.”

Chu Liuxiang, you committed a crime!

Long Xiaoyun gave her a supercilious look.

Hua Suancai glanced back, "Why are you still standing there, change clothes!"

Long Xiaoyun reluctantly imitated her by taking off her coat and putting on her skirt.

Both of them changed their clothes and walked out the door. The girl in white was still outside the door. When she saw them coming out, she greeted them and said with a smile, "I'm called Shui Nu. You can call me Ah Shui. It's getting late." , let me take you to dinner first."

The pickled cabbage Long Xiaoyun naturally had no objection, obediently followed behind the girl named Shui Nu, and left the prisoner's stone room.

Not long after the three of them left, the jellyfish Yin Ji slowly appeared, watching the back of the pickled cabbage leave a little stagnant.

A cold and beautiful woman stood behind her, frowned and took a look, and asked, "Why didn't you kill her? She broke into the palace, damn it."

The jellyfish Yin Ji was silent for a while, and asked, "Do you think she looks like Jing'er?"

Gong Nanyan was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "Jing'er is gentle and gentle, she is not at all similar to such a crazy woman, Palace Mistress, you have gone mad with longing."

Jellyfish Yin Ji said, "But I think that if Jing'er can leave Shenshui Palace and grow up carefree in the rivers and lakes, maybe it's because of her free-spirited temperament."

Gong Nanyan said directly and indifferently, "Master, how many people live happily in the Jianghu, people in the Jianghu have ulterior motives, women are more likely to be deceived by men, even if you didn't keep Situ Jing, but sent her Li, she might end up better than she is now."

Yin Ji, the jellyfish, said lightly, "Really."

Gong Nanyan pursed her lips, "This girl is very similar to Chu Liuxiang, the two must be related, it is a disaster, I will kill her."

After finishing speaking, Gong Nanyan lightly tiptoed and wanted to chase after the three of them.

Jellyfish Yin Ji raised her hand to stop her action.

"No, I want to see more of her alive."

Gong Nanyan frowned, "Palace Master!"

Yin Ji, the jellyfish, exchanged a glance with her, unable to conceal the tiredness between her brows and said, "This way, it will make me think less about Jing'er leaving."

A trace of sadness flashed across Gong Nanyan's eyes, she gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, then keep her."

But Chu Liuxiang must die.

The jellyfish Yin Ji glanced at the distance with nostalgia, turned around slowly, and disappeared into the stone path with Gong Nanyan.

Because the big canteen is all disciples of Shenshui Palace, Hua pickled cabbage didn't dare to mess with moths, and honestly finished a mediocre lunch with Long Xiaoyun.

After lunch was over, Shui Nu introduced the interior of Shenshui Palace, and then took them to a place surrounded by a huge stone.

At that time, many people were already sitting around the boulder, and everyone listened attentively to what the old woman on the boulder was saying.

Shui Nu explained that because the Shenshui Palace is located in the water stone, the sound travels far and fast, and usually private, loud conversations will be heard. If it affects the jellyfish Yin Ji and Gong Nanyan, there will be a meal punish.

But this boulder is an exception, the sound is blocked by the sound of water, so all the disciples like to come here after lunch, chatting about some interesting things to pass the time.

Hua Suancai was stunned, and said clearly, "I understand, it's time to gossip after dinner."

Shui Nu blinked strangely, "Gossip?"

Hua Suancai chuckled, "It's just for chatting, it's all right, let's go in."

Shui Nu smiled, and walked in with pickled cabbage and Long Xiaoyun. Shui Nu seemed to have a relatively high status, so she led them directly into the crowd and found a seat in the front row.

The people around not only listened to the old woman, but also occasionally talked about it themselves. While listening to the conversations of the people next to her, she also listened to the stories of the old woman. It turned out that they were talking about the internal affairs of Shenshui Palace, such as who was sick again, Who embroidered a new pattern, trivial and boring.

The old woman on the boulder spoke relatively freshly, using a bizarre and tortuous adjective, echoing back and forth in cadence to tell about herself—the story of peeling off the skin of her feet and bleeding gums.

Sauerkraut "...?"

Shui Nu listened very seriously, laughing like silver bells from time to time, watching the sauerkraut suspicious of life.

Although what the old woman told was indeed bizarre and twisted, with ups and downs, like a short story about Zhihu's turning point, but it can't hide that what she told was just an ordinary story! ! !

Long Xiaoyun on the side also had a somewhat complicated expression, and explained in a low voice, "The women of Shenshui Palace live in seclusion and don't know many things, and their lives are extremely poor, so maybe..."

——So you can talk about gossip if you take off your feet, it's too miserable!

Such gossip!There is no soul!