[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

Aunt Gongsun's golden dance dress is immortal for thousands of years (out of print)—there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun in the past, who danced with a sword and moved everywhere.

Note: It can be combined with Aunt Gongsun's hair accessory, Aunt Gongsun's embroidered shoes, Aunt Gongsun's sword to form a Gongsun suit, and the costume attack bonus is 30.00%, blood volume bonus is 30.00%, and charm bonus is 30.00%.

Flower sauerkraut stood on the pickle jar and spun around happily, and kicked back Grandma Xiong who was persistently trying to stick her head out. She is also a woman with an out-of-print suit. Although there is only one dress, she knows, The rest of the components have been named sauerkraut.

No woman can refuse Jianghu Nuannuan's charm!

Hua Suancai stretched out her hand, "Yun'er, help me down."

"Can't you fucking come down by yourself." Long Xiaoyun, who was wearing a white gauze skirt, said with a dark face in a hoarse voice with a bit of gnashing of teeth.

Hua Suancai glanced at him quizzically, and said softly, "Girls need to be gentle to look cute."

Long Xiaoyun's face became even darker, "Who the fuck is a girl now, do you think you are cute now?"

Hua Suancai confidently touched her bun which was higher than her head, "How can cuteness describe the beauty of this saint."

Long Xiaoyun snorted, and laughed in a low voice, "No matter how beautiful you are, you are still a pickle seller."

Hua sauerkraut didn't care much and said, "What's the matter with selling sauerkraut? We are promoting the agricultural economy in the capital and leading the poor people to a well-off life. It's a serious business that you love and I wish. Look at the crowds, they are all brought down by me! Better than the feudal superstition selling drugs next door."

Long Xiaoyun said with a stinking face, "Do you want face? How many people here are liars you invited, don't you know, anyway, she is also a heroine of the rivers and lakes. These days, she is dressed up in a coquettish way every day to sell sauerkraut on the stage. You don't despise shame."

Hua sauerkraut showed a dignified smile, waved towards the audience, and said in a buzzing voice, "You little kid, you know what a fart, this is a marketing package, of course you need to invite two people to stimulate consumption when selling things, and a few beauties will live broadcast Bringing goods will definitely have a higher sales volume than a clay statue next door."

Long Xiaoyun sneered, "After selling for so many days, I haven't seen a real sale."

Hua sauerkraut jumped down from the pickle tank, smiled and said kindly, "Do you know what hunger marketing is? After hanging them for so many days, even if I sell a piece of sauerkraut for 998 yuan today, they can't wait to pay for it."

Long Xiaoyun obviously didn't believe it, and laughed, "A piece of sauerkraut sells for 998 renminbi, your heart is much darker than that taught by Tianwang next door."

Hua sauerkraut said confidently, "I don't buy normal people in 998. I sell the idiots next door who worship the king of heaven. This kind of superstitious people just lack a sustenance in their hearts. 998 buys my sauerkraut to teach the treasure, which is cheaper for them."

Long Xiaoyun twitched the corner of his mouth, the so-called treasure is the sauerkraut pickled in a jar by Grandma Xiong?If I remember correctly, she bought this jar together with sauerkraut from someone else's yard for 50 renminbi.

Seeing that more and more people were coming, and the audience was all there, Hua Suancai waved her hand and started to chase people away.

"That's enough, let's go and see Ah Yue, and stand aside obediently. You are the only one who talks nonsense, so don't affect my sales."

Long Xiaoyun rolled his eyes, walked to Yaoyue's side with a sullen face and stood still, as if to see what kind of flowers she could sell.

Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing in the audience have been paying attention to the movements of the sauerkraut. It has to be said that the sauerkraut standing on the vat has exquisite makeup, skirts like clouds, and graceful gestures. It can truly be called a stunning beauty .

Lu Xiaofeng said in a low voice, "If I hadn't seen her fiercely fighting with a knife, I couldn't help being tempted."

Ruthless and noncommittal.

Lu Xiaofeng shook her head, wanting to say something else, the sauerkraut on the stage started to move, she jumped down from the vat, like a celestial being, turned around and showed a dignified and affectionate smile to everyone.

Then took out a big speaker.

Lu Xiaofeng "..." If he remembers correctly, this seems to be what she scolded Huo Xiu back then.

Sure enough, the next moment, the woman's passionate voice resounded through the sky and reached everyone's ears.

"Send off the autumn wind and usher in the twelfth lunar month. First of all, on behalf of the Sauerkraut Sect, I would like to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to everyone!" Bing Mao's appearance is very similar to that of an aunt selling in the market, and the stunning and refined temperament just now has completely disappeared.

Lu Xiaofeng "..." wanted to complain, but didn't know where to start.

Flower sauerkraut didn't know about Lu Xiaofeng's mental activities off stage, but still passionately sold sauerkraut.

"Today we gather together,

It's for sauerkraut!

Today, we are full of anticipation,

For sauerkraut!

Today, our hearts are surging,

Still for sauerkraut! "

The woman's voice suddenly paused, she looked sharply at everyone in the audience, and asked loudly, "I ask you! What is your goal!?"

There was a moment of silence in the hall, and someone yelled 'buy sauerkraut! ’, then everyone burst into bursts of cheers and applause, and they all shouted to buy sauerkraut.

Lu Xiaofeng "..."

ruthless"……"

Hua sauerkraut showed a satisfied smile, and patted the sauerkraut jar beside him.

……

During the next three hours, Lu Xiaofeng was basically brainwashed by the word sauerkraut. Hua sauerkraut's passionate speech was catchy and extremely brainwashed, especially the sentence - don't want three thousand and eight, and don't want a thousand. Eight, as long as 998, the sauerkraut pickled by the sauerkraut grandma can be taken home!

He has an urge to buy it back!

she!yes!have!poison!ah!

Lu Xiaofeng fell into doubts in life.

Wuqing calmly watched the whole scene, and finally couldn't help saying, "Hua girl is also a strange woman."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his head, and said weakly, "A strange woman who sells sauerkraut?"

Ruthlessly said, "Didn't you find out?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly, he just felt that the whole person was brainwashed by the sauerkraut, and he really didn't hear anything except the sauerkraut.

Wuqing said again, "She sold a lot of sauerkraut just now, and after so long, there are no fewer people."

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at the entrance of the stage, which was still crowded with people, and sensed something was wrong, "Why hasn't this group of people changed?"

Ruthless "Because they are all villagers of Xinshou Village."

In fact, there were still people who changed, but it was relatively small, and most of them left after buying sauerkraut. Only this group of people secretly turned back after buying sauerkraut, and continued to squeeze past, creating an illusion of a crowded crowd.

And these people are all villagers of Xinshou Village.

Ruthless couldn't help but smile and said, "Xin Shou Village was originally self-sufficient to live and work in peace and contentment, but after the people from Li Shou Village came, they occupied a large amount of land, and often went to the village to spread the teachings of the Heavenly King and asked for tribute, which caused them to complain."

Lu Xiaofeng understood, and couldn't help shouting "Hi, Miss Hua's plan is really..."

Wonderful!

Seduce your disciples to cheat you of money, but you are still ignorant.

Moreover, Xinshou Village is the closest village to the group of Heavenly King believers. Although the Pickle Cult sounds a little funny, but with such a large scale and her poisonous brainwashing skills, maybe people will really come to buy pickled cabbage, right?

enough damage!

System message Congratulations to the player for completing the NC ruthless mission. The time-limited dungeon mission (Sea Island) has started. Please pay attention to the mission time.

Hearing the system news, Hua Suancai woke up from the passionate delivery person, and found Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing in the crowd.

Hua sauerkraut smiled at the two of them, took out a handful of sauerkraut and a pickled cucumber from Grandma Xiong's jar, and walked in front of Lu Xiaofeng.

Pickled cabbage "Young man with four eyebrows, do you want to buy this pickled cabbage, or this pickled cucumber?"

Lu Xiaofeng was amused by her, and directly took out a piece of silver and threw it over.

"I want your sauerkraut grandma."

Flower sauerkraut "Then your taste is really a bit heavy, quack quack!"

After teasing a few words, it was regarded as a greeting, Hua Suancai saw that the time was almost up, and asked Long Xiaoyun and Yaoyue to go and disperse the people, while he brought Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing back to Yaoyue Lianxing's home.

As soon as she entered the door, there was an extra pendant for the sauerkraut, Lian Xing hugged her thigh aggrievedly and said, "Sister, Xing Xing also wants to go to Feifei."

Lian Xing has spoken much more quickly now, but she still looks too young, so she didn't take her with her when she went out this time, Hua pickled cabbage patted her on the head, "Good boy, brother Xiaoyun will take you Feifei later."

Lian Xing said happily, "Feifei who wants to spread petals!"

The flower sauerkraut was very heartless and said, "Okay, let my brother sprinkle flower petals for you, and brother Xiaoyun will take you Feifei!"

It just so happened that Long Xiaoyun came in at this moment, and Hua Suancai shouted, "Yun'er, come and take my sister Feifei."

Long Xiaoyun, who had been in a bad mood all day, snorted coldly, and said coldly, "If you are not afraid that I will kill her, I don't mind taking her flying."

Lian Xing seemed to hear that this brother didn't want to take her to play, his eyes filled with tears in an instant, and he could cry at any time.

Yaoyue didn't feel very good about Long Xiaoyun these days, and when she saw her sister being bullied, she became even more angry and glared at Long Xiaoyun angrily.

Long Xiaoyun returned him a sinister smile.

The sauerkraut among the three of them didn't help anyone, and poured a cup of tea for Lu Xiaofeng and Wuqing in a very Buddhist way.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the three children amusedly, and asked, "You don't care?"

The sauerkraut gave him a calm look, "I've been watching this situation for seven days."

Among the children, one must not take sides, just like when she helped Yaoyue before, Long Xiaoyun was still unconvinced when she choked her neck and was beaten up by her. She must beat Yaoyue back to calm down.There was also the matter of the maid on the stage. Originally, she was going to make a boy and girl, but neither of them refused to choose women's clothes, but they both wore women's clothes, and they agreed again, just to see each other make a fool of themselves.

Hua Suancai thought blankly, boys' feelings are really complicated.