[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world
Chapter 26 The brain is broken
The silence in the room was a little too much.
Lu Xiaofeng showed an expression of, it's over, the girl is even more stupid.
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and looked at Mr. Mei Er.
Mei Er pondered for a moment, "Don't worry, I'll look again, maybe the wrong needle was inserted, and my memory is a bit confused."
Hua Suancai frowned and said to herself, "My name is Ximen Qing, so my father is Ximen Chuuxue! My God, what evil did I do in my previous life, Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng are better than Ximen Chuuxue as a father!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
It was Ximen Chuuxue who really committed a crime, having such a big girl like you.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help complaining: "Your name is Ximen Qing, so may I ask if you still have a friend named Pan Jinlian, she also has a husband named Wu Dalang, and Wu Dalang has an older brother named Wu Song?"
Hua Suancai looked at him, thought about it seriously, and said, "I don't have a girlfriend. If there is one, there is only one milkman."
Chu Liuxiang: "...Pfft!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Please, even though you are speaking privately, you can still hear me with my martial arts! ! !
After Hua Suancai finished speaking, he ignored Lu Xiaofeng, held his face and said to himself: "My father is Ximen Chuuxue, so if he wants to kill me, it means father and daughter cannibalism, my God! This heartless dog man."
Chu Liuxiang said helplessly: "...your father is not Ximen Chuuxue."
Hua Suancai categorically said: "Impossible, my name is Ximen Qing, why is my father not Ximen Chuuxue, he helped me get this name!"
Lu Xiaofeng interrupted: "...if your father is Ximen Chuuxue, what about your mother? Who is your mother?"
Hua Suancai fell into deep thought, and said with some hesitation, "Maybe... it's Dongfang Bubai."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "...Do you know how many years Dongfang Bubai has been dead, his bones have melted away! And he is a man!"
Hua Suancai said, "But why do I feel that Ximen Chuuxue and Dongfang Bubai are a couple." What a conspicuous couple's name!
Chu Liuxiang sighed helplessly: "Everyone in the world knows that Ximen Chuuxue is not close to women, and he has not married yet, let alone he is now practicing the ruthless sword."
,
Flower Sauerkraut: "That's right, Dongfang Bubai is not a woman."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "...Ximen Chuuxue is not even close to masculinity!"
Flower Sauerkraut: "That's even more true, Dongfang Bubai is not a man, he is neither male nor female! Ha!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
It really makes some fucking sense... Shit!
Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "Don't let her go out and talk nonsense, Wanmei Villa is not far from here, any disturbance can be passed on, if this word reaches Ximen's ears, probably he can avenge Broken Sword on the spot .”
"..." Chu Liuxiang looked at Mr. Mei Er, and couldn't help but smiled wryly, "Mr. Mei Er, please take a closer look, there is something really wrong with her current state."
Mei Er nodded, "I'll take the golden needle off first, and then I'll take her pulse." Perhaps the golden needle was too heavy on her head, and the sauerkraut didn't make a fuss, so she just waited obediently and let Mei Er take it out. He put down the gold needles, but when he took off all the gold needles, he frowned and said, "No, why is one missing."
Thinking of the accident just now, Mei Er's expression became tense, and he hurriedly wanted to check the injection location of the sauerkraut.
At this moment, there was a loud noise from outside, which attracted the attention of several people in the house.
Lu Xiaofeng went out and listened carefully, and said: "It's not near us, it seems that something serious has happened, there are flames and sword shadows in the direction of the sound."
Flower Sauerkraut poked her head out of the window curiously: "What's the matter?"
Chu Liuxiang pushed her head back, stood at the window and said, "I'll go and have a look."
Hua Suancai raised her hand excitedly: "I want to go too!"
Chu Liuxiang glanced at her helplessly: "You stay here and let Mr. Mei Er treat you for you."
Hua Suancai's eyes widened, and she was about to take out her dragon-slaying knife: "I don't! My father is Ximen Chuuxue, can you stop me!"
Chu Liuxiang: "...it doesn't matter if your father is Ye Gucheng."
Hua Suancai looked dissatisfied, and was about to jump out by stepping on the window, but her lightness kung fu was always slow, so she was hugged back by Chu Liuxiang.
Chu Liuxiang ordered the acupoints of sauerkraut, and said to Lu Xiaofeng, "Brother Lu is here to trouble you."
Lu Xiaofeng supported his forehead and said: "Then you come back earlier, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear her."
Chu Liuxiang smiled lightly and said yes, then performed lightness kung fu and flew out of the window.Flying far away, you can still hear the angry cry of Huacaicai, which makes people wonder, how can a person who suffered internal injuries and aggravated the injury just now, be able to shout so full of anger...
Chu Liuxiang found the place where the crowd was noisy, only to find that all the people in the Xingyun Village in the village seemed to have gathered recently. A group of people surrounded a handsome but pale man and asked loudly. The man looked calm, but faced the questioning Without hesitation, speak out.
That man, whom Chu Liuxiang met yesterday, was Xiao Li Tanhua and Li Xunhuan who were on the cusp of a storm recently.
Being able to be calm and composed amidst repeated questioning by the crowd, this kind of heart alone is worthy of admiration, but it is a pity that there is no way to support it alone. This group of people seems to have come prepared, even though Long Xiaoyun excused him on the surface, but also It's just floating on the surface, vulnerable.
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help staying longer.
……
In the house, after Chu Liuxiang left, Mei Er carefully inspected the acupuncture points of the sauerkraut.
Lu Xiaofeng was waiting by the side, but not long after, a person came and broke the tranquility again.
"Master Lu, are you there?"
A delicate female voice called from the courtyard, mixed with a trace of fear and anxiety.
It was Lin Xian'er's voice, it was so late, why did she come here again?Could it be something that happened outside, very serious?
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, and said to Mei Er: "Mr. Mei Er, I'll go and have a look, and I will trouble you here."
Mei Er was busy checking where the sauerkraut was injected, so she answered casually.
Hua Suancai snorted: "Little slut, you can't walk when you see a woman."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." This angry look really makes one wonder if she was injured.
Lu Xiaofeng left the room with a black face.
After he left, the room became even quieter. Mei Er was devoted to academic research, and she couldn't hear him in nine out of ten conversations, and the boring sauerkraut would roll her eyes.
So she started singing.
Mei Er didn't care about her, Hua pickled cabbage hummed alone, and she was quite happy after humming for a long time.
Until a merciless sneer came from my ear, "Shut up, ugly woman."
Flower sauerkraut: "???" Who?Who the hell is talking nonsense!She is naturally beautiful and hard to give up on, okay?
Hua Suancai managed to lift her stiff neck, only then did she see that Mei Er beside the bed had fallen to the ground at some point, unconscious, and standing beside her was a ten-year-old boy, looking coldly at her. Looking at her, behind him were two men with ordinary faces.
Before Hua Suancai could say a word, the boy sneered, "Take her away."
A sack was immediately put on the head, and the sauerkraut was carried away with a dazed expression like a roast pig about to go to the kitchen.
The boy carried the sauerkraut to a cold natural ice spring, and the first thing he did after tearing open the sack was to kick her into it.
This is what I learned from Li Xunhuan. If you have the chance, don't hesitate to send it to hell!Otherwise, he will fall into his current fate.
Long Xiaoyun: "Hmph."
The sauerkraut fell into the ice spring, and because she couldn't move, she didn't even struggle, and the whole body was submerged in the ice spring. At the beginning, there was a breath with bubbles floating out, and gradually the bubbles disappeared.
Long Xiaoyun stood on the shore, with a vicious smile on his lips, "I heard that you are here to treat internal injuries, why don't I wish you a helping hand, this ice spring and the spring made of thousands of years of ice are most suitable for your unhealed internal injuries people!"
A person behind him worriedly said: "Master, you killed Mr. Mei Er, I'm afraid..."
Long Xiaoyun said with gloomy eyes: "So what if you kill him? Li Xun Huan is in danger now, so can he control his life or death?"
"But this woman was brought by Pirate Commander and Lu Xiaofeng, so let's just teach her a lesson..."
Long Xiaoyun didn't care much and said: "They won't know that I did it, if they kill it, they will kill it, what can they do to me! Ha."
Speaking of this, an innocent and happy smile appeared on the boy's face, like a child who stole a successful child without telling the adults, which made people shudder.
"Heh, let's go." Seeing that Bingquan had returned to calm, Long Xiaoyun planned to leave.
However, the moment he just turned around, there was a thunderous voice of a woman cursing in Xingyun Village and even the entire area of Shanxi.
"Do you think I don't know your ID if you don't speak, Long Xiaoyun!!! Remember, you dare to kick your aunt into the pool!!! I won't take revenge on a woman, and I won't give you a full set of Thomas Even the spinning knife technique can't solve the hatred in my heart!!! Chu Liuxiang, if you don't come to rescue me, I will suffocate and die in the pool!!! Let you blindly accumulate a few acupuncture points, just tap your head!! !"
There was a series of scolding voices from women, which made people's ears hurt, and made Long Xiaoyun's face more and more gloomy.
"asshole!"
The sauerkraut in the pool is still in a state of being in a state of rigidity, if it weren't for the props in the backpack that can be used directly, she would have been cold for a long time! ! !
Cursing in his heart, he scolded Chu Liuxiang, Lu Xiaofeng and Long Xiaoyun all over again, took a look at his blood volume that had dropped rapidly due to freezing and suffocation, and poured himself another bottle of red medicine tremblingly.
Chu Liuxiang hasn't come yet, she is very angry and wants to curse.
Hua Suancai took out another loudspeaker from her backpack, and was about to summon Lu Xiaofeng, when she saw a few sharp silver weapons suddenly appear above the ice spring, falling from the sky, piercing into the water continuously, and one of them even flew towards her. side.
Dry!This is to silence! ! !
Chu Liuxiang rushed over when he heard the sound of the loudspeaker, just in time to see Long Xiaoyun commanding his servants to throw swords into the ice spring with a stern look on his face, with the tip of each knife pointing down, there was still something he didn't understand , his face sank, and he was about to step forward to stop him.
Before he could make a move, there was another thunder-like cursing in the sky. Chu Liuxiang thought that the last time she scolded Huo Xiu was all her knowledge, but today she found out that there are more vicious ones. After all, cursing directly is better than tactfully Even more poignant.
Chu Liuxiang stood by the lake and touched her nose, for a moment she didn't know whether to disturb her or not.
In the lake, Hua Suancai exhausted all the vicious words he had learned in the game in his life, and finally felt a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally said coldly: "Dare to kill me, do you know who my father is?"
Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng who was rushing over were startled, and had an ominous premonition!
"My father is Ximen Chuuxue!!!"
The sauerkraut at the bottom of the lake said viciously, "I'll let him blow you to death tomorrow—"
blow you to death-
die you -
you--
The thunder-like sound kept echoing in Chu Liuxiang's ears, which meant that the sound was also echoing in Ximen Chuuxue's ears.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
He was wrong, he shouldn't have hesitated just now.
Lu Xiaofeng showed an expression of, it's over, the girl is even more stupid.
Chu Liuxiang touched his nose and looked at Mr. Mei Er.
Mei Er pondered for a moment, "Don't worry, I'll look again, maybe the wrong needle was inserted, and my memory is a bit confused."
Hua Suancai frowned and said to herself, "My name is Ximen Qing, so my father is Ximen Chuuxue! My God, what evil did I do in my previous life, Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng are better than Ximen Chuuxue as a father!"
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
It was Ximen Chuuxue who really committed a crime, having such a big girl like you.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help complaining: "Your name is Ximen Qing, so may I ask if you still have a friend named Pan Jinlian, she also has a husband named Wu Dalang, and Wu Dalang has an older brother named Wu Song?"
Hua Suancai looked at him, thought about it seriously, and said, "I don't have a girlfriend. If there is one, there is only one milkman."
Chu Liuxiang: "...Pfft!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Please, even though you are speaking privately, you can still hear me with my martial arts! ! !
After Hua Suancai finished speaking, he ignored Lu Xiaofeng, held his face and said to himself: "My father is Ximen Chuuxue, so if he wants to kill me, it means father and daughter cannibalism, my God! This heartless dog man."
Chu Liuxiang said helplessly: "...your father is not Ximen Chuuxue."
Hua Suancai categorically said: "Impossible, my name is Ximen Qing, why is my father not Ximen Chuuxue, he helped me get this name!"
Lu Xiaofeng interrupted: "...if your father is Ximen Chuuxue, what about your mother? Who is your mother?"
Hua Suancai fell into deep thought, and said with some hesitation, "Maybe... it's Dongfang Bubai."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
Lu Xiaofeng: "...Do you know how many years Dongfang Bubai has been dead, his bones have melted away! And he is a man!"
Hua Suancai said, "But why do I feel that Ximen Chuuxue and Dongfang Bubai are a couple." What a conspicuous couple's name!
Chu Liuxiang sighed helplessly: "Everyone in the world knows that Ximen Chuuxue is not close to women, and he has not married yet, let alone he is now practicing the ruthless sword."
,
Flower Sauerkraut: "That's right, Dongfang Bubai is not a woman."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "...Ximen Chuuxue is not even close to masculinity!"
Flower Sauerkraut: "That's even more true, Dongfang Bubai is not a man, he is neither male nor female! Ha!"
Lu Xiaofeng: "..."
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
It really makes some fucking sense... Shit!
Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "Don't let her go out and talk nonsense, Wanmei Villa is not far from here, any disturbance can be passed on, if this word reaches Ximen's ears, probably he can avenge Broken Sword on the spot .”
"..." Chu Liuxiang looked at Mr. Mei Er, and couldn't help but smiled wryly, "Mr. Mei Er, please take a closer look, there is something really wrong with her current state."
Mei Er nodded, "I'll take the golden needle off first, and then I'll take her pulse." Perhaps the golden needle was too heavy on her head, and the sauerkraut didn't make a fuss, so she just waited obediently and let Mei Er take it out. He put down the gold needles, but when he took off all the gold needles, he frowned and said, "No, why is one missing."
Thinking of the accident just now, Mei Er's expression became tense, and he hurriedly wanted to check the injection location of the sauerkraut.
At this moment, there was a loud noise from outside, which attracted the attention of several people in the house.
Lu Xiaofeng went out and listened carefully, and said: "It's not near us, it seems that something serious has happened, there are flames and sword shadows in the direction of the sound."
Flower Sauerkraut poked her head out of the window curiously: "What's the matter?"
Chu Liuxiang pushed her head back, stood at the window and said, "I'll go and have a look."
Hua Suancai raised her hand excitedly: "I want to go too!"
Chu Liuxiang glanced at her helplessly: "You stay here and let Mr. Mei Er treat you for you."
Hua Suancai's eyes widened, and she was about to take out her dragon-slaying knife: "I don't! My father is Ximen Chuuxue, can you stop me!"
Chu Liuxiang: "...it doesn't matter if your father is Ye Gucheng."
Hua Suancai looked dissatisfied, and was about to jump out by stepping on the window, but her lightness kung fu was always slow, so she was hugged back by Chu Liuxiang.
Chu Liuxiang ordered the acupoints of sauerkraut, and said to Lu Xiaofeng, "Brother Lu is here to trouble you."
Lu Xiaofeng supported his forehead and said: "Then you come back earlier, I'm afraid I won't be able to bear her."
Chu Liuxiang smiled lightly and said yes, then performed lightness kung fu and flew out of the window.Flying far away, you can still hear the angry cry of Huacaicai, which makes people wonder, how can a person who suffered internal injuries and aggravated the injury just now, be able to shout so full of anger...
Chu Liuxiang found the place where the crowd was noisy, only to find that all the people in the Xingyun Village in the village seemed to have gathered recently. A group of people surrounded a handsome but pale man and asked loudly. The man looked calm, but faced the questioning Without hesitation, speak out.
That man, whom Chu Liuxiang met yesterday, was Xiao Li Tanhua and Li Xunhuan who were on the cusp of a storm recently.
Being able to be calm and composed amidst repeated questioning by the crowd, this kind of heart alone is worthy of admiration, but it is a pity that there is no way to support it alone. This group of people seems to have come prepared, even though Long Xiaoyun excused him on the surface, but also It's just floating on the surface, vulnerable.
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help staying longer.
……
In the house, after Chu Liuxiang left, Mei Er carefully inspected the acupuncture points of the sauerkraut.
Lu Xiaofeng was waiting by the side, but not long after, a person came and broke the tranquility again.
"Master Lu, are you there?"
A delicate female voice called from the courtyard, mixed with a trace of fear and anxiety.
It was Lin Xian'er's voice, it was so late, why did she come here again?Could it be something that happened outside, very serious?
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, and said to Mei Er: "Mr. Mei Er, I'll go and have a look, and I will trouble you here."
Mei Er was busy checking where the sauerkraut was injected, so she answered casually.
Hua Suancai snorted: "Little slut, you can't walk when you see a woman."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." This angry look really makes one wonder if she was injured.
Lu Xiaofeng left the room with a black face.
After he left, the room became even quieter. Mei Er was devoted to academic research, and she couldn't hear him in nine out of ten conversations, and the boring sauerkraut would roll her eyes.
So she started singing.
Mei Er didn't care about her, Hua pickled cabbage hummed alone, and she was quite happy after humming for a long time.
Until a merciless sneer came from my ear, "Shut up, ugly woman."
Flower sauerkraut: "???" Who?Who the hell is talking nonsense!She is naturally beautiful and hard to give up on, okay?
Hua Suancai managed to lift her stiff neck, only then did she see that Mei Er beside the bed had fallen to the ground at some point, unconscious, and standing beside her was a ten-year-old boy, looking coldly at her. Looking at her, behind him were two men with ordinary faces.
Before Hua Suancai could say a word, the boy sneered, "Take her away."
A sack was immediately put on the head, and the sauerkraut was carried away with a dazed expression like a roast pig about to go to the kitchen.
The boy carried the sauerkraut to a cold natural ice spring, and the first thing he did after tearing open the sack was to kick her into it.
This is what I learned from Li Xunhuan. If you have the chance, don't hesitate to send it to hell!Otherwise, he will fall into his current fate.
Long Xiaoyun: "Hmph."
The sauerkraut fell into the ice spring, and because she couldn't move, she didn't even struggle, and the whole body was submerged in the ice spring. At the beginning, there was a breath with bubbles floating out, and gradually the bubbles disappeared.
Long Xiaoyun stood on the shore, with a vicious smile on his lips, "I heard that you are here to treat internal injuries, why don't I wish you a helping hand, this ice spring and the spring made of thousands of years of ice are most suitable for your unhealed internal injuries people!"
A person behind him worriedly said: "Master, you killed Mr. Mei Er, I'm afraid..."
Long Xiaoyun said with gloomy eyes: "So what if you kill him? Li Xun Huan is in danger now, so can he control his life or death?"
"But this woman was brought by Pirate Commander and Lu Xiaofeng, so let's just teach her a lesson..."
Long Xiaoyun didn't care much and said: "They won't know that I did it, if they kill it, they will kill it, what can they do to me! Ha."
Speaking of this, an innocent and happy smile appeared on the boy's face, like a child who stole a successful child without telling the adults, which made people shudder.
"Heh, let's go." Seeing that Bingquan had returned to calm, Long Xiaoyun planned to leave.
However, the moment he just turned around, there was a thunderous voice of a woman cursing in Xingyun Village and even the entire area of Shanxi.
"Do you think I don't know your ID if you don't speak, Long Xiaoyun!!! Remember, you dare to kick your aunt into the pool!!! I won't take revenge on a woman, and I won't give you a full set of Thomas Even the spinning knife technique can't solve the hatred in my heart!!! Chu Liuxiang, if you don't come to rescue me, I will suffocate and die in the pool!!! Let you blindly accumulate a few acupuncture points, just tap your head!! !"
There was a series of scolding voices from women, which made people's ears hurt, and made Long Xiaoyun's face more and more gloomy.
"asshole!"
The sauerkraut in the pool is still in a state of being in a state of rigidity, if it weren't for the props in the backpack that can be used directly, she would have been cold for a long time! ! !
Cursing in his heart, he scolded Chu Liuxiang, Lu Xiaofeng and Long Xiaoyun all over again, took a look at his blood volume that had dropped rapidly due to freezing and suffocation, and poured himself another bottle of red medicine tremblingly.
Chu Liuxiang hasn't come yet, she is very angry and wants to curse.
Hua Suancai took out another loudspeaker from her backpack, and was about to summon Lu Xiaofeng, when she saw a few sharp silver weapons suddenly appear above the ice spring, falling from the sky, piercing into the water continuously, and one of them even flew towards her. side.
Dry!This is to silence! ! !
Chu Liuxiang rushed over when he heard the sound of the loudspeaker, just in time to see Long Xiaoyun commanding his servants to throw swords into the ice spring with a stern look on his face, with the tip of each knife pointing down, there was still something he didn't understand , his face sank, and he was about to step forward to stop him.
Before he could make a move, there was another thunder-like cursing in the sky. Chu Liuxiang thought that the last time she scolded Huo Xiu was all her knowledge, but today she found out that there are more vicious ones. After all, cursing directly is better than tactfully Even more poignant.
Chu Liuxiang stood by the lake and touched her nose, for a moment she didn't know whether to disturb her or not.
In the lake, Hua Suancai exhausted all the vicious words he had learned in the game in his life, and finally felt a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally said coldly: "Dare to kill me, do you know who my father is?"
Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng who was rushing over were startled, and had an ominous premonition!
"My father is Ximen Chuuxue!!!"
The sauerkraut at the bottom of the lake said viciously, "I'll let him blow you to death tomorrow—"
blow you to death-
die you -
you--
The thunder-like sound kept echoing in Chu Liuxiang's ears, which meant that the sound was also echoing in Ximen Chuuxue's ears.
Chu Liuxiang: "..."
He was wrong, he shouldn't have hesitated just now.
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