[Comprehensive martial arts] There are many scumbags in the world

"This is a little troublesome."

Gong Jiu looked at the broken sword in his hand, feeling a little distressed.

Originally, it was enough to kill people, but now it seems that they can only be brought back.

Seeing the sauerkraut humming and crawling forward, and the man leaping fast in the distance, Gong Jiu smiled again.

"It seems interesting to take it away in front of them?"

Flower sauerkraut remembered.

Recalling this chaotic memory, although the process was a bit embarrassing, the result was awesome.

She actually recognized Su Mengzhen as her son...

Emmm, don't worry about it for now, the flower sauerkraut hummed and crawled forward, picking herbs for his son with trepidation.

Who would have thought that the outside of Bat Island is full of ground wind grass!

I'm so angry, if I knew it earlier, I would pick a daytime time to come, pick it up and run away,

"what are you doing?"

Hua Suancai stretched out her hand with difficulty, subconsciously said: "Pick the medicine."

Before the herbs were caught, the sauerkraut was picked up first, that's right, it was picked up like a piglet.

Flower sauerkraut felt insulted.

She bared her teeth and turned around, and saw Gong Jiu's smiling face.

Hua Suancai's eyes widened: "...how come you are not dead yet?"

Gong Jiu showed a sad expression, "You heartless woman, you actually want me to die?"

Hua Suancai said unhappily: "You have feelings, you are the only one, your whole family has feelings! Are you shameless, you chased and killed me all night! Did I offend you, Ximen Chuuxue is not as diligent as you!"

Gong Jiu smiled and said, "Isn't this not dead?"

Hua Suancai glared at him, struggling desperately: "That's my fate! Let me go, if you don't let go, I will..."

Gong Jiu raised her eyebrows: "Are you going to take off your shoes again?"

Hua sauerkraut was robbed, choked up, and said viciously: "...Knowing that you still don't let go!"

Gong Jiu pursed her lips, like a magic trick, and took out a white embroidered shoe, "Excuse me, are you wearing your shoes now?"

The sauerkraut blinked her eyes, moved her toes, and felt the smell of the sea breeze.

Hua Suancai showed a humiliated expression: "...Give me back my shoes!"

These are new shoes from Chu Liuxiang, she hasn't worn them for long!

Gong Jiu laughed out loud, let go of the pickled cabbage's neck, and knelt down to help her put on her shoes.

Looking at the back of his harmless head, Hua Suancai's eyes lit up, and he decisively took out the dragon-slaying knife.

Gong Jiu seemed to have eyes, and said: "You can try whether you cut it off faster, or I crush your foot faster."

Sauerkraut: "..."

You have eyes on your back, don't you?

Putting on the shoes, Gong Jiu continued to hold the sauerkraut around his neck.

Hua sauerkraut couldn't help cursing: "Fuck, what do you want!"

Gong Jiu looked at her with a smile, "Bring you home to be my daughter-in-law."

Hua sauerkraut rolled dead fish eyes, "It can't be a ghost marriage." It's a life-and-death kind.

Gong Jiu was happy, and said with curved eyes: "If you like, you can also duck."

Hua Suancai couldn't help but glanced in Chu Liuxiang's direction, wondering why he hadn't come yet.

"Don't look, they can't get through." Gong Jiu smiled and looked towards the direction of the crowd.

I saw a group of people still running quickly, but the distance did not change at all, like an animation where the distance was infinitely extended.

A bright stone appeared in Gong Jiu's palm. After being crushed, the stone gave off a strange light, which wrapped sauerkraut and Gong Jiu in it.

"what is this?"

"Teleportation stone."

Hua Suancai raised her head suddenly, and looked at Gong Jiu in disbelief.

Gong Jiu showed a meaningful smile.

Outside, Chu Liuxiang and his party realized that something was wrong. No matter how fast they approached, they didn't seem to close the distance, and the two sides seemed to be separated into two worlds.

Chu Liuxiang became more and more anxious when she saw Gong Jiu holding sauerkraut and a dazzling white light blocking them.

At this time, Hua Zhuang, who had been following them obediently, yelled loudly, and rushed towards the direction of Hua sauerkraut.

Chu Liuxiang heard something broken.

The speed of this pig was faster than him, Chu Liuxiang rode on the pig's body, and rushed towards the white light with the flower pig.

After the dazzling white light, calm was restored.

Only the sound of crashing waves remained.

Looking at the empty Hai Yan place, Lu Xiaofeng frowned and flew over, muttering: "Disappeared?"

Headache, headache, headache!

"Xiqing!!! The server is open!!! Get up and play the game!"

Xi Qing got up from the bed, stupefied by her girlfriend's howling, and it took a while to remember that she rushed to the early hours of the draft last night, and today happened to be the day when she made an appointment to enter the new mobile game with her girlfriend.

Xiqing dazedly took out her phone, and it contained the legend of Chu Liuxiang that she had already downloaded.

Xiqing complained: "The CG at the beginning doesn't look like Chu Liuxiang at all!"

The eyebrows are too low, the tails of the eyes are not raised enough, the nose is square, and the corners of the lips don't even have a smile. Bad review!There was no Chu Liuxiang's coquettish air all over her body!

The best friend laughed at her: "It's as if you've seen a real person!"

Xi Qing proudly puffed out her small chest, "Of course I've seen it!"

The girlfriend said mercilessly: "Your dream is very sweet, did you do it that day?"

Xiqing: "You are only dreaming!"

Girlfriend, "Okay, okay, I'm dreaming, you hurry up and create an account to enter the game."

Xiqing shook her head, and created an account called Flower Sauerkraut to enter the game.

The time of the game passed quickly, she tried her best to give Chu Liuxiang a gift, but this dog man actually said that she was not as good as Su Rongrong and the others by acting like a baby? ? ?

Xiqing has no expression on her face: she is a little upset.

After playing the plot of The Legend of Peach Blossom, Chu Liuxiang said affectionately, Zhang Jiejie is my only wife.

Xiqing: "Fuck!"

Xiqing smashed the phone angrily.

Why does this game give her the feeling that she is wearing a cuckold!

So angry! ! !

Then she woke up annoyed.

Chu Liuxiang's big face was in front of her, smiling at her: "Are you awake?"

Hua sauerkraut stared, and grabbed his face fiercely.

"Scumbag! Tell me! Whoever acts like a spoiled child is inferior to Su Rongrong!"

"Where did Zhang Jiejie come from!"

"Dare to cuckold me, I'll kill you!!!"

Chu Liuxiang: "..."

what happened?

"Young people are good spirits."

This is a quiet beach coast, on a huge rock, there is an old man with a white beard who is fishing with a bamboo hat, his face is very similar to Gong Jiu.

At this moment, he was looking at the two happily.

Hua Suancai stared wide-eyed, looked at the old man and muttered to himself, "How long have I been sleeping, Gong Jiu is so old?"

She suddenly turned around to look at Chu Liuxiang beside her, and said, "Is my son and Chu Liuxiang's son this old?"

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose: "..."

Gong Jiu came over from the other side, holding a folding fan without a sword, waving the fan and smilingly said: "Don't misread the person."

Hua Suancai looked at Gong Jiu, then at the old man, held back for a while, and squeezed out a sentence: "Are you an old man?"

Gong Jiu: "..."

The old man laughed out of joy, and said while laughing: "It's no wonder that she is a woman who can get Chu Liuxiang, so it's very interesting."

How ugly is it to say whether to make love or not, they are in free love!Hua Suancai glared at him unhappily, "Who are you?"

The white-bearded old man put away his fishing rod and looked at her with a smile. His temperament of snake spirit was exactly the same as that of Gong Jiu, and it was unbelievable that he was not a son.

The old man smiled and said, "You can call me Wu Ming, I... am from the same place as you."

The sauerkraut was stunned.

In fact, her memory has been slowly recovering since Mei Er gave her diagnosis and treatment, and she recovers a little every day. She was affected by the red sleeve knife after the sword blast before, and Mei Er gave her another needle to refresh her mind. Now she has recovered about there.

She remembered that her name was Xiqing, and she was a third-rate writer. When she was playing games, she smashed her head for a 3 yuan screen, and then wore it. She also had a game system. If it wasn't for amnesia, her liver would have been full. Level, think about it now, time travel and amnesia, she is the heroine's script!

But what happened to this old man?

Hua sauerkraut looked at him suspiciously.

Wu Ming smiled at her. "You do not believe?"

Hua sauerkraut said honestly: "I have some doubts."

Wu Ming didn't care either, and said to Chu Liuxiang, "Xiang Shuai doesn't mind, let's talk alone."

Chu Liuxiang glanced at the sauerkraut hesitantly, and the sauerkraut thought for a while, then nodded to him.

Chu Liuxiang had no choice but to say in a low voice: "Be careful, this old man is very skilled in martial arts."

Sauerkraut: "Good."

Gong Jiu and Chu Liuxiang withdrew from the beach and looked at them from a distance.

Gong Jiu smiled and said, "Jiuyang Xiangshuai."

Chu Liuxiang turned his eyes to look at him, and also smiled: "I didn't expect to see Prince Taiping here."

The last time the two met was when the Weapon Thief.

Gong Jiu didn't care about her identity being exposed, and said with a smile: "There is a tea set next to you, sit down and have a drink?"

Chu Liuxiang glanced at the distance, and said slowly, "Okay."

far away.

Wu Ming also put sauerkraut on the tea table, and with a wave of his hand, the things appeared in front of him.

Like a fairy fetching something, it appears from the air.

Hua sauerkraut stared at him like a ghost.

Wu Ming smiled and said, "Don't look at me like that, can't you do it too?"

Hua sauerkraut reacted immediately, and sat down in front of Wu Ming, "Are you a player too?"

Wu Ming poured her a cup of tea, nodded, and shook his head again.

"Yes and no."

Hua sauerkraut slapped the table, "Speak human words."

The teapot on Wu Ming's table trembled, and he glanced at the sauerkraut angrily, "Young lady, you have such a quick temper, I don't know how you managed to soak Chu Liuxiang."

Wu Ming didn't hold back anymore, and said directly, "I'm not a player, I'm a programmer, and I made this game world."

Sauerkraut: "Huh?"

Seeing her small eyes staring round, Wu Ming said cheerfully, "Don't you realize that this world is very chaotic? Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang were in the same period, Jinfeng Xiaoyulou and Xiao Li Feidao appeared in the same place, and they were still in the same place. There are six doors, Wuqing and others, in the original novel, these people are all independent time worlds, some are not even the same author, and some people's life experiences are completely different."

He said: "Because this world is a comprehensive martial arts world based on my novels, so some plots and people have been disrupted."

Pickled cabbage: "Damn it?!"

Wu Ming asked strangely: "Didn't your memory recover? Didn't you find it?"

Hua Suancai was a little ashamed and said, "I've only seen Xiao Li Feidao in Gu Long's Jiang Hu." It's still the TV series version.

Wu Ming: "..."

Hua Suancai: "You can't blame me. At that time, TV dramas were all about Yitian Tulongji, Legend of the Condor Heroes, and..." Hua Suancai said confidently: "And I was attracted to this game because of Dragon Saber! You This is hanging Gulong's sheep's head and selling Jin Yong's dog meat!"

Wu Ming: "..."

Hua Suancai: "Also, what's the situation with your game, you have to time travel when playing your game? Your game is too..."

Just as Wu Ming was about to explain, she changed the subject and slapped the table excitedly: "That's great!"

What kind of time travel, which little girl has never dreamed of it!

Wu Ming: "..."

Hua Suancai looked excited and said: "If your game can be on a big platform, you will make crazy money!"

Wu Ming said unhappily: "You think beautifully, you have to wear what you wear in and out. I have been here for decades, and I have only seen you as an unlucky ghost!"

Hua Suancai's excited expression faded, and she complained: "Garbage games, ruin my youth!"

Wu Ming snorted, "Garbage games even made you soak up Chu Liuxiang."

Hua pickled cabbage imitated him and snorted: "What's so great about soaking until Chu Liuxiang, if you have the ability, let me drive the harem!"

Wu Ming: "Okay then, go and break up with Chu Liuxiang, and I'll change it into an otome game for you in minutes!"

Hua Suancai pretended not to hear it, and asked, "What's the matter with you? Why did you slip into this game you made?"

Thinking of the beginning of his time travel, Wu Ming sighed: "I don't know, I just remember that I was staying up late and working overtime to play games. I fell asleep before I knew it, and I was in the game when I woke up." At first he thought he was wearing a game System traversal, that's a proper script for the male protagonist of the novel... Later... The later things, let's not mention it.

Wu Ming looked at the sauerkraut, "What about you?"

Hua Suancai said honestly: "I fell over while holding the game screen."

It was probably cold, so I wore it.

The two sighed in unison, and mourned their past together.

Flower sauerkraut asked: "Have you tried going out?"

Wu Ming shook his head and said, "I can't get out..." He smiled wryly, "Actually, I made this game, but now it's not actually a game world."

When Wu Ming made this game, the game hadn't been completed yet. Even the player panel of Huakaicai was half-finished, with few tasks and unclear rewards.

But this world, when he came, was a normal and complete world.

What is the game world, well-planned maps, well-arranged NPCs, rigid procedures, day after day, no time and growth.

When he came to this world, there was still the shadow of Dongfang Bubai in the rivers and lakes. He wandered the rivers and lakes with those who were the protagonists or supporting roles, fell in love with the number one beauty at the time, drank with Yedi, and as time passed, As time went by, the people he was familiar with died one by one, and new people appeared again.

And except for a game panel, he seems to be no different from them, he will age and die.

Later, he thought about it, got together with the woman he loved, and gave birth to a lovely daughter...

Hua Suancai, who was listening quietly, tilted her head, "Wait, Gong Jiu is your daughter?"

Wu Ming's memory was interrupted, and he glared at her, "Gong Jiu is not my child, but when he was playing games, the artist used my face as his template!"

That's why the two are similar.

Maybe it's fate, there is no such thing as the little old man Wu Ming in this world, so Wu Ming changed his name and lived on Wuming Island, and Gong Jiu also became his apprentice by chance...

After talking so much, the tea is cold.

Wu Ming sighed: "Actually, I wanted Gong Jiu to kill you directly, and I specially gave him a sword with a hidden skill, but I didn't expect him to bring you back directly. It's tiring to say so much... "

Hua Suancai was shocked: "What the hell, did you mean to co-author him and kill me??? We all came from the same place, so you're going to kill the donkey!"

Wu Ming looked at her strangely and said, "Is this the way to unload the mill and kill the donkey... and people like us all have resurrection formations, what are you in a hurry for?"

Hua Suancai said confidently: "Because I haven't used it before, who knows if I can be resurrected after death?"

Wu Mingdao: "Don't worry, this is also our golden finger..."

"You haven't said why you want to kill me!"

Hua Suancai held the knife vigilantly, with a look on his face that if you don't explain clearly, you will never leave alive today.

Wu Ming showed a helpless expression, "Because this world is coming to an end. As I said just now, this game is still a semi-finished product. Its plot and expansion packs have no new content after Lu Xiaofeng's battle against Wuming Island. I don't know the plot is over. What will happen if there is no new content in the future, but at least we must plan ahead and update a wave.”

Hua Suancai still didn't quite understand, "What does the update have to do with me killing me?"

Wu Ming glanced at her quietly.

A message popped up in the sauerkraut system.

【System Message】A player is online and cannot update the expansion pack. Please log out!

Wu Ming said coolly: "When a player dies, there will be a gray screen period, which is no different from when they are offline."

So after confirming that the flower sauerkraut is the player, Wu Ming asked Gong Jiu to kill her, but he didn't expect...

This girl is as tenacious as Xiaoqiang!

Hua Suancai blinked, met Wu Ming's resentful little eyes, and showed an innocent smile.