Pass oranges to the film king [Entertainment]

Lin Chen sat on the sofa to rest, poured himself a cup of iced tea, the coolness slipped through his dry throat, and the irritability was suppressed.

The box is like a huge obstacle lying across the living room, and the outer packaging says extremely valuable, handle it with care, please do not open it without permission.

"Extremely valuable items? Tsk, this 100 yuan is not a loss." Lin Chen patted the box without doing anything else, took a pair of scissors, and slashed open the plastic seal.

After unpacking the outer box, put the scissors back on the table.Unexpectedly, this product is like a Russian nesting doll, wrapped in one layer.

Lin Chen smiled tiredly, "Well, it's not that simple."

So he continued to tear down five or six floors persistently. His patience was almost exhausted. The lengthy and complicated foreplay left him with almost a psychological shadow. The heart is full of stone and iron, and the waves are calm and dull.

Finally, Lin Chen finally saw the real body of the doll—a model lying quietly in a pile of nearly submerged packages, about 1.8 meters tall, meticulously dressed, neat and formal suit, wide shoulders, narrow waist, long legs, and fluffy hair The bulging pectoral muscles, the thin lips are tightly closed, and any details can only be glimpsed anywhere, and they are all sexy.

But there is one thing, the model's eyes are covered with black ribbons, and the hands and feet are also tied with fancy ribbons, which looks like an exquisitely packaged gift. For this kind of bad taste, Lin Chen can only understand it as———want to be with you Play weird bundle play.

He took off the slogan on the model's waist, "I am your destiny, which fits your depth and length."

"..." Lin Chen's hands froze, and he threw the slogan paper into the trash can, sighing in his heart, it was too cheap.

Why doesn't a good model with a golden ratio and a high-end face not sell feelings?It happened to go to the urban-rural fringe to run the earth, and the low pierced the center of the earth.

"Brother, I understand you. You are forced to make a living and bear the burden of humiliation." Obviously, he can rely on his appearance, but he wants to take the lead with his sword, and Lin Chen suddenly has an illusion of sympathy, "Don't worry, you come to my house for one task, to be handsome in charge! "

At this moment, Lin Chen's mobile phone's WeChat notification sounded, and there was new news. He swiped open the screen of the mobile phone, and it was a new script sent by Zhou Min.

He paused with his fingertips for a few seconds and clicked on the new script.After a quick scan of the plot summary, Zhou Minhui knew people with his eyes, and picked him a new fourth male role——the rich second-generation cheating boy Han Yu, who was still a boy with a handsome face and a scumbag.

"Thank you Sister Zhou, I received it." Lin Chen quickly typed a few words, threw the phone in a perfect arc, dropped it beside the bed, turned around and started walking to the bathroom.

He stood under the shower head in the bathroom, brushed his hair slowly, closed his eyes and took a deep breath, "Forget it, I'll go back to my hometown as soon as the contract expires, and find a job in peace, don't worry about it."

The life of Bei Piao was much more difficult than he had imagined. At the beginning, he came to Beijing full of expectations and signed a contract with a star-making company that claimed to be one of the best in the country.I made a few bad movies, and I have fans who can form a basketball team. Of course, the most impressive thing is the passerby fans at station B. The nickname given to him by the big touch at station B is, "Straight male killer -- Lin Chenchen is the only one who is jealous."

This meme originated from a line by Lin Chen in "The Devil's School Grass Falls in Love with Me", "Brother Jiang, the fat tiger in the class next door bullied me, and said viciously that he wanted to find the boss and you singled it out. But I'm not afraid, I will add Iron Sand Palm The vajra fist smashed his dog's head." Look at the rubbish script, Lin Chen said that he just followed the script and didn't want to take the blame.

Jiang Yu (the male protagonist in the play): You are so fucking talented!

Netizens exploded in an instant, and posted various emoticons on Lin Chen P.

"Yi Xiong sees the same thing!"

"Lin Chenchen, the head of the Great Empire."

"Feel the fear of being dominated by humming monsters."

"If I don't say hello today, do you really think of me as a straight man of steel?"

"Good friends, let's chat together."

In short, because of one line, he became inexplicably popular.

Compared with the blue skinny shiitake mushroom itself, it can be said to be exactly the same.

Lin Chen came out wrapped in a bath towel, wiped his half-dried hair, and wanted to go to the bedroom to find a hair dryer. Halfway there, he stopped and was blocked by a model in the middle of the living room.

It's time to arrange a suitable space for the doll, why not move it to the bedroom for now, other places are so conspicuous.

He twisted the towel a few times to make sure that the hair was no longer dripping, then he lowered his head and carefully tore off the ribbon from the model's blindfold, "It's cold to lie here, I'll give you another place..." The second half of the sentence still choked In the throat, there was silence.

He frantically threw the ribbon aside.

Lin Chen didn't expect the doll's simulation to be so high. Once the ribbon was removed, the model's eyes were as bright as stars, staring at him without blinking, and changing the focus of the eyes as his figure swayed.

"...You, can you see me?" Lin Chen swallowed, and waved his hands uncertainly in front of the model.

The model's eyes did not fluctuate, but just stared at him for a moment.

Lin Chen was embarrassed by the look, so he simply covered the opponent's eyes with his hands again, "Don't look, I know I'm handsome."

Lin Chen raised one of the model's arms, helped it up and half leaned on his body, and squeezed the puffy chest muscles of the model, "Well...bigger than me."

He walked a few steps on his arms, suddenly felt something was wrong, and felt strange in his heart, "What is this made of? It's too heavy."

However, it was strange, he dragged the model to the carpet in the bedroom, panting, stared at it awkwardly for a long time, but still didn't have the courage to take off the clothes and inspect the goods.

Lin Chen first went to the living room to clean up the mess. After returning to the bedroom, he saw the model leaning against the wall as expected, staring at his every move.

"...Hey, can you close your eyes." Lin Chen felt a little uneasy.

The model naturally couldn't understand, and followed him to the bedside.

Lin Chen's upper body was half-naked, and the muscle lines were just well outlined. The corner of the bath towel that blocked important parts slipped loose unintentionally.I don't know if it was his illusion, he felt that the model's eyes were turning around his lost lower body, and the eyes that coveted the flesh made him startled, he quickly put on the towel again, and said solemnly, "What are you looking at! You are not without !"

The model's eyes were still unscrupulous, his body didn't move, but the focal length of his eyes scanned every corner of his body inch by inch. It was his exclusive right to be expressionless and even take it for granted.

XX, who designed the perverted doll?I bought it to have fun and find someone to accompany me. Now, the doll stares at you from 360 degrees like a paranoid voyeur, and can still stare at flowers?

Lin Chen was helpless, but getting angry with a doll is like playing the piano against a cow, so he had no choice but to pick up the ipad in his hand, press the bedside lamp, and said to the model on the carpet, "Today, you should be wronged first, and tomorrow I will study how to vent your anger." , you have to put it away when you don’t need it, otherwise it’s not an option..." He complained in a low voice, "Anyway, good night~"

Lin Chen turned off the lights, out of sight and out of mind, and through the screen of an ipad, he really couldn't see that faint gaze.

He gradually forgot the existence of the model in the bedroom, and focused on watching the new script on the ipad in the dark, studying the images of the characters, and trying to figure out the movement, demeanor and emotion of each line.

Before he knew it, it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. Lin Chen's eyes were bloodshot and he couldn't hide his drowsiness, but he still kept his eyelids open. The phantom on the screen became more and more serious. In the end, he couldn't hold on anymore and fell into a drowsy sleep past.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the morning sun flooded the room.Lin Chen raised his sore arm and rubbed his eyes, "What time is it...?"

A deep magnetic voice answered him, "Seven past two."

"Oh, it's still early." He responded reflexively, preparing to go back to sleep.

No, I wipe it!What is this voice? ? ?who!

Lin Chen's back felt cold, and all his senses came back to his cage for a moment. He looked down and saw that there was an arm around his waist?There seems to be someone behind him?His pajamas were gone.

The terrible desire to survive shattered the alarm in his brain. He tried to break free with all his hands and feet, but the people behind him circled him even tighter. He chuckled, "Why are you running? Don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

Lin Chen turned around, and saw a monstrous face, those familiar eyes... Bah!What seems familiar, isn't it just the inflatable doll I brought home yesterday?The one who stared at me with horror yesterday?

"No, let me take it easy." Lin Chen pushed the man's chest with both hands, "I... bought a doll yesterday,"

He found the right track of consciousness, looked at the person in front of him again, and retracted his hand like a burn, "Why do your pectoral muscles feel the same as a doll? Where is my doll?"

Lin Chen suddenly gained motivation, broke free from the bondage of the man in one fell swoop, put on pajamas and jumped out of bed, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find dolls.

The man looked at him with disdain as he was busy, and sneered, "Don't look for it."

"Where is my doll? It's 100 yuan." Lin Chen was so dizzy that he fell into his own world and some kind of obsession, and didn't listen to the man.

He searched and shouted, "Where did you go? You have the ability to disappear, and you have the ability to come out! Squeak!"

When it was over, he felt that he had gone too far, and the doll couldn't speak.

Every time Lin Chen yelled, the man responded, "I'm here."

"..." Lin Chen didn't dare to reveal the fear in his heart. In fact, he was already terrified.

Ten minutes later, Lin Chen's search ended in failure. He sat in the messy bedroom, looked out the window thoughtfully, "10 yuan ran away."

The man got out of the bed, and lightly stroked the stupid hair on top of Lin Chen's head, "You're so cute and silly, I responded so many times, can you stop selectively ignoring me? Huh?"

Lin Chen turned his head slowly, looking at the face of the doll in front of him that was exactly the same as yesterday, he learned from the pain and refused to accept the reality, "That's not right, brother dei, the one I bought is a simulation."

Although the man's face copied his doll, Lin Chen knew that it was a fake, not his doll!

Lin Chen's expression was aggrieved, like a doll that has discarded candy, heartbroken and stuffed.The man felt that he should explain it to him, so he pressed his shoulder, "My brother will tell you a secret~~ The doll you want has been upgraded and turned into a real one that can move. It's me. Are you happy?"

Lin Chen was stunned for a long time, as if he had finally opened his mind, and choked out four words, "I want to return the product."

The man's blood surged instantly, he forcibly stabilized his position, and smiled slightly, "I'm sorry, the products that have been used cannot be returned or exchanged."

Lin Chen's eyes widened in an instant, not quite understanding the meaning of the words.

The man stretched out his hand, pulled him up from the ground in a gentlemanly manner, held him in his arms, and whispered ambiguously close to his ear, "I want to run after I'm asleep? Now, you have to be responsible to me."

Lin Chen's face turned red and white, and his mind was buzzing, did he put the doll to sleep?What's more ridiculous, he turned out to be Gong!

Lin Chen's inner shock was no less than the housing price in Beijing fell below 1 yuan per square meter: I have 0 experience, a completely novice driver on the road, how can I sleep with a model overnight...

The man felt that Lin Chen had already believed his words, although he didn't know what incredible picture the other party had made up, Lin Chen's face was flushed, making him even more shy and cute.Now that nephrite is in his arms, it is a great time for a man to dominate the charm and break through the sky, show off his glory, and take advantage of the situation to hit the base——

Lin Chen suddenly came back to his senses, pushed the other party away violently, and said angrily, "Young tm, come with me, I won't take yours." Then he picked up his mobile phone and dialed 110, "Uncle crooked police? There are It's a pervert, I suggest you fork it out now."

The man's heart tightened, this style of painting is wrong.So he quickly went forward and snatched Lin Chen's mobile phone. When he saw the black screen, he realized that he had tricked him, and he hadn't dialed the number yet.His face changed, and he raised the corner of his mouth, "Very good, it's interesting..."

Lin Chen complained inwardly, this man is so familiar with the familiar script of the overlord, and is so proficient in the aura, he must be a habitual criminal of socialism wool!How can I not hit his arrogance.So he straightened his chest and stepped forward domineeringly, "Stop talking nonsense! I have every reason to hand you over to the police, but before I do that, I need to understand the facts. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will be treated as a court case." Evidence, don't play tricks now, honestly explain the reason for the crime, the time of the crime, and the history of the crime!"

"What crime?" The man frowned when he saw Lin Chen's sudden aura counterattack by [-] meters, and his voice dropped a little.

"Who are you, where are you from, and where are you going?" Lin Chen clenched the collar of his pajamas tightly, fearing that the other party's jet-black eyes would take advantage of him.

The ultimate triple question of philosophy, this is a question.

The man cleared his throat, "My name is Feng Ling, I come from chaos and go to the universe."

Lin Chen was ready to interrogate criminals seriously, but he didn't expect that the other party would beat around the bush and go around in circles, "Don't fool me with a brief history of time in the universe of chaos and nothingness. The books I read are all about Thomas's theory of relativity of the spin function. I'm afraid you didn't hear it. I've heard it." After Lin Chen worked hard to crush the opponent with IQ, "Yesterday, what did you do to me? Did you sleep or not? Tell the truth."

"Guess." The man smiled charmingly.

"Guess the hammer, I don't have time to play with you." Lin Chen looked at the clock on the wall, it was [-]:[-], and it had been dawdling for more than half an hour.

He hadn't even had time to wash up, have breakfast, change into a suit, tie a bow tie, make his hair and spray perfume, the scene at nine o'clock, and now he was dealing with a strange man, fighting wits and courage.

Perhaps there is really only that sentence that best fits the state of mind at this time——QAQ who wants to cry so much.

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