interstellar flat head brother

Under Chu Xi's intention, Wang Sheng and the others got lost with them smoothly.

Only Lin Li was always by Aya's side.

Wei Zhang wanted to run, but Aya grabbed his arm and refused to let him go.

Lin Li was on the side, his eyes were like particle laser cannons, he wanted to shoot Wei Zhang on the spot.

Wei Zhang felt bitter, and seized the opportunity to break away from Aya.

But Aya's hands are really strong.

"I want to go to the cute beast area."

Lin Li sneered: "Little girls will like it."

Aya: "Then let's go together."

Lin Li: "Aya is such a cute little girl."

Aya turned around and strangled Lin Li's neck, tripping him to the ground: "Your family is young."

Lin Li shyly said, "It's not small. Would you like to take a look?"

Without saying a word, Aya stepped on his face.Then he walked away with Wei Zhang on his arm.

Lin Li: "..."

Thief!

Wei Zhang: Why are you staring at me?What are you staring at me for?None of my business!

The three of them went to the cute beast area again, and it happened that Chu Ji and Brother Badger left.

Not long after arriving, someone made trouble again.

There was a dead old man who disguised himself as a cub caregiver and sneaked into the cute beast area, almost masturbating all the cute beasts.

When the real childcare workers came with a large number of staff, they were extremely angry.Almost didn't go up to tear up a dead old man by himself, but he stopped him anyway.

The staff were very well-trained and dragged the dead old man away. Before leaving, the dead old man shouted with his rotten vocal cords: "The old man will come back again, the old man's waist——"

An eerie familiarity.

The people around me are quite used to this scene, after all, it happens two or three times a day.The tricks are getting more and more sophisticated. If it weren't for the 'criminals' obsessed with masturbating cute things, they could not extricate themselves and exposed their flaws, maybe the childcare staff would not have discovered it so quickly.

But once discovered, what awaits this group of people will be severe punishment.

"As for?"

Lin Li didn't quite understand it. In his eyes, these cute creatures were nothing.

He has a bad temper, his eyes are higher than the top, and he feels like condescending when touched, and he has to be coaxed and hugged before he is willing to be squeezed.

"As for." Wei Zhang said decisively: "If Brother Badger is willing to let me suck for a while, I am willing to die."

"Little friend?" Lin Li tilted his head. In their Tenth Legion, Brother Badger was commonly referred to as a little friend. "Boss, baby, do you dare to suck?"

Wei Zhang was stunned for a moment: "Your boss...Brother Mask?"

Lin Li: "Yes."

"Draw your knife."

Lin Li: "??"

"Anyone who snatches Brother Badger from me will die."

Lin Li was stunned: "...it's not me who robbed you, why are you drawing your sword with me?"

Wei Zhang said with a serious face: "I know, but I can't beat Brother Mask. It just so happens that you are his subordinate, so I will beat you to vent my anger."

Hey! !

Lin Li couldn't hold back his violent temper, and it happened that Wei Zhang was still his rival in love.

The fight was just right, all right.Better to kill.

As soon as the two put on a stance, the childcare worker was watching eagerly from the sidelines, and by the way, called the police—of course, to the security guards in the carnival starship.

"Fighting and causing trouble are not allowed in the cute beast area! If you dare to hurt a cute beast, throw them all to the universe."

The two of them chatted, so they stopped fighting.

The nurse said again: "If you want to fight, go to the beast area."

Colosseum?

It sounds bloody and exciting.

Fighting beasts, fighting beasts, there is a new type of human in the triple galaxy, the mad beast.

Some planets are uncivilized, or because of poverty, or because their appearance does not conform to the general aesthetics of the triple galaxy, they are disgusted and collectively called beasts.

"How to get to the fighting beast area?"

The childcare worker raised her eyelids and said, "Back back, leave the cute animal area. Go back to the hall, there is a map over there. But let's say it first, there are conditions for entering the beast area."

"What conditions?"

"Please ask the old fritters in the starship to take you."

Old fried dough stick, know a lot.But it can also deceive people, and it is very serious.

"If you can't afford it, there's another way."

"what way?"

"As a beast, go in."

Fighting beasts, fighting are beasts, and beasts are fighting each other.

Where and how did the beast come from?

unimportant.

You can go if you want.

The three of them looked at each other, and Lin Li stood in front, shaking his legs and said, "Your carnival circus is not as warm and childlike as it is advertised on the surface."

The conservationist replied: "The Carnival Circus was never advertised."

So all the legends about the circus came from the outside world.

But the evaluations that spread are also correct. For some people, the circus is indeed a place full of warmth and childlike fun and happiness, and the ears are full of laughter.But for others, it's exciting, crazy, gory, and more interesting.

It varies from person to person.

The three thanked the childcare worker and prepared to leave.

When leaving, Wei Zhang turned around and said, "I just saw someone sneak in pretending to be a panda."

Hearing this, the steady childcare worker jumped three feet high: "F*ck! Is there any end to it? First it was a demon princess, then it was a dead old man, and now it's coming again! Damn, I won't kill you."

Wei Zhang shrank his shoulders. For some reason, he always felt that the shemale princess and the dead old man mentioned by the childcare staff were very familiar.

At this time, the ladyboy princess had a face-to-face meeting with the dead old man on the opposite side.

The dead old man shouted: "I am the principal of the Second Military Academy! How dare you lock me up? Believe it or not, I'll kill you with a single shot!"

Not to be outdone, the ladyboy princess yelled: "I am the princess of the empire, the pearl of the royal family! Let me out quickly, and offer up the cute things!"

The staff chuckled: "You two idiots."

Hi yo fuck!

The shemale princess and the dead old man rolled up their sleeves and cursed at each other. The staff didn't bother to listen to their bullshit, so they left.

The two left looking at each other, each feeling a little familiar with the other.

Anna: "The accent is that of the first star, fellow."

The principal of the Second Military Academy: "Are you also imprisoned because of fluff?"

Speaking of this, Anna became very angry: "What! I was just a tourist, standing outside watching. But the group of fluffy cute creatures looked at me eagerly, and kept coquettishly letting me in. I definitely can't, it's a crime I don’t do it. I refuse, but as soon as I refuse, these fluffy creatures whine and cry. Wouldn’t it be inhumane for me to refuse again at this time?”

The principal of the Second Military Academy: "Yes yes yes, the old man is also like this. The old man is soft-hearted. In the end, the childcare staff did not distinguish between black and white, and locked the old man in without listening to the old man's explanation. The old man is very wronged."

Anna calmed down, and was silent for a while after hearing the familiar emphasis: "Master, are you really the principal of the Second Military Academy?"

"Fake it!" After a long silence, the principal of the Second Military Academy asked in a low voice, "Are you really the little princess of the empire?"

"……Um."

"..."

This is fucking embarrassing.

The awkward atmosphere spread within less than 2 minutes, and both sides laughed dryly, breaking the atmosphere.

"Uncle, why are you here?"

The principal of the Second Military Academy is the emperor's uncle, and Anna is the uncle and nephew.And they are all fluffy, hopeless and terminally ill.

Thousands of miles away, I never thought that I was in prison.

The atmosphere was embarrassing, and the two of them revealed the matter, and chatted enthusiastically about the group of goblins in the cute area.

On the way to the fighting beast area, Wei Zhang sneaked away.

He didn't want to be treated by Ah Ya as a cannon fodder against Lin Li's mentally handicapped person, and suffer the disaster.

After leaving the fighting beast area, Wei Zhang turned around and headed towards the mecha area.

I've heard about the mecha zone in the carnival circus a long time ago, which is famous among the stars.It is said that it is not much worse than the mecha task force in the army, but it is a bit more cruel and unscrupulous than the regular mechas in the army.

It is said that the mecha operators in the circus are all old soldiers who have been laid off from Star Wars, because they have no other ability to survive except fighting.In addition, the initial construction of the triple galaxy after the end of the Star Wars is still unstable in all aspects, and it is impossible to guarantee the worry-free life for the veterans.

Although the government and the military have paid more and more attention to the veterans of the Star Wars period, but...maybe it's a bit late, and many veterans are still suffering.Some people survived and got social security, some people didn't survive and died, or like the mech section of a circus.

Participate in some underground mecha battles, in order to win by all means, and must sign a life and death certificate.

It is a huge economic industry on the edge of darkness.

Young people like Wei Zhang love to seek excitement, so they headed for the mecha zone.

The mech area and the beast area are actually similar in interest, the former is the proficient control of the mecha, and the latter is the primitive hand-to-hand combat.

Compared with the fighting beast area, Wei Zhang is still interested in the mecha area.

The most important thing is that there is no such mental retardation as Aya and Lin Li in the Mecha Zone.

Wei Zhang was stopped when he walked to the gate of the mecha area because he did not have an admission card.

"I bought a ticket to come in."

The staff said: "The admission ticket does not include the mecha area."

"Then aren't you doing fake business? Why can't I get in after I bought a ticket?"

"The official website for carnival circus tickets states that areas such as the Colosseum area and the Mecha area cannot be entered without special coupons."

This is to prevent some children from wandering into the bloody place by mistake.

Wei Zhang obviously understands this level. Although he is usually mentally retarded, his IQ is still online at critical moments.

"Can I still buy it?"

"Ticket sales are closed."

Wei Zhang frowned, feeling very sorry.

He didn't want to leave, so he stood aside, paying attention to the guests who had admission cards, while chatting with the staff as brothers.

Staff: This is too fucking scary.

There are many people who come to the carnival circus, but not many people enter the mech area.

Only two or three people came over every two or three minutes.

Wei Zhang felt strange that he hadn't seen anyone coming alone.

"Brother, why do these people come in groups?"

The staff got acquainted with Wei Zhang, so they answered him: "One admission card can bring two people."

"So good? Isn't that a loss?"

"No loss."

Wei Zhang asked in a low voice: "How do you say?"

The staff glanced at him, and Wei Zhang hurriedly called brother with a smile.

"The entry card is not expensive, not as expensive as a starship entry ticket. But these people want to gamble when they enter. The bets are very big, and they want to gamble again. Believe it or not, the people who enter Won't you come out for the next five days?"

"So exaggerated?"

Wei Zhang's face is full of you cheating me, I don't believe it.

"The last time we moored at the port of Vila Star, someone lost two A-class starships and two mineral resources in five days."

"……I go."

"When you come to gamble on mechs, you can go bankrupt or get rich overnight. There are also some people who don't want to gamble, but to fight on stage."

"Aren't they guests?"

The staff smiled: "Everyone who comes to the mecha area is always welcome, otherwise, where are there so many people playing games? Some of the people who come are just greedy for rich rewards. If such people sign a life and death certificate in it, no one will I can survive. If I don’t sign the life-death certificate, I’m probably half-disabled.”

"Has no one ever won a carnival mecha team?"

"Yes. How could it not be? If not, who would dare to come to the competition? But those who come here are all desperadoes, not afraid of death."

Wei Zhang nodded thoughtfully.

When I looked up, I saw someone coming, and there was only one person.

The man was tall, dressed in simple clothes, and wore a hat that covered half of his face, only the firm jaw line could be seen.

Wei Zhang stroked his tail thoughtfully.

The man came over, and the staff stopped him: "Swipe your admission card."

He took out the admission card and handed it to the staff.

The admission card is transparent, with a string of data flowing on it.This is a special electronic card that cannot be counterfeited.

The staff swiped the card, and Wei Zhang secretly glanced beside him.

Wang Yi.

All electronic cards need to be purchased with real names, and the data on them include basic information such as personal galaxy resident IDs and names.

Wei Zhang glanced at the name in a hurry, and before he could take a closer look, he flew onto the man and buried him in his arms: "You damn ghost, why are you here now? I've been waiting for a long time, and I'm really scared. "

"..."

The scene was awkward for a while.

The staff members were shocked at first by the distinctive '嘿嘤嘤', and then they were frightened by the cold aura of the strange man, and kept silent.

At this time, anyone with a wink knew they had to run, and even if they couldn't run, they at least kept quiet.

However, Wei Zhang, an idiot whose IQ is often offline, successfully got his IQ out of his brain again.

He was still chattering, Qianqian poked the strange man's hard chest with his index finger, and said in a very feminine but clear voice: "Wang Yi, are you planning to meet that little fairy? Say it! Say it! Don't you?"

The staff bowed their heads.

Oh open!

It's really Wang Yi!

It's really a couple of dogs and men.

What kind of vision is this.

The staff looked at Wang Yi with disdain.

Wang Yi didn't pay attention to the staff, but lowered his head and stared at the child who fell into his arms with unclear eyes.

...It's a child, and it seems that he is about the same age as his son.

But more lively than his serious son.

"you know me?"

"Do you want to get rid of my relationship?" Wei Zhang shook his head, met the weird silver pupils, and his body froze.Mao Mao's feeling climbed up his back again, he looked away stiffly, and said dryly: "You can't leave me, I want to go in with you."

Wang Yi took a deep look at Wei Zhang, put his big hand on his shoulder: "Let's go."

Wei Zhang almost jumped up and ran away.

But in the end, he suppressed his fear and followed Wang Yi into the gate.

Wang Sheng and Xu Weiyi were still together, but they both went to watch the stage play in a proper manner.Surrounded by married women.

There are not many young boys like them.It's not that there are no, but they all sit with girls, and the obvious goal is not to play on stage, but to pick up girls.

Wang Sheng was doing well, staring at the stage, and asked in a low voice: "Where are the others? Didn't you agree to watch the stage play together?"

Xu Weiyi devoted himself wholeheartedly to stage plays, and this psychopath unexpectedly loved stage plays.

Stage play is Xu's only hobby, and once he sits under the stage, he becomes a melancholy but also elegant gentleman.

The strange morbidity coupled with the elegance of the pale young man off the stage also made Xu Weiyi a lot of fans.

"They all ran away."

Wang Sheng had a bad face: "We agreed to watch a stage play together, but we all ran away!"

The most important thing is that he ran away without calling him!

"Do you not like it?"

Wang Sheng immediately sat upright: "It's very deep."

He can not understand.

No one can slander the stage play in front of Xu Weiyi.

Xu Weiyi felt sorry for him: "This is a tragedy, and it is also the famous work of the carnival circus."

Wang Sheng: Sorry, I don't understand the plot at all.

Xu Weiyi sighed faintly: "The collision of fate and coincidence is more of a tragedy."

Look, sentimentality is gone.

Wang Shengsheng has nothing to love.

"However, fate cannot be blamed entirely. Do tragedies and comedies depend on differences in people's opinions? Differences in standpoints and the choice of the times are the beginning of tragedies."

Wang Sheng and Xu Weiyi turned around, and there was an acquaintance in the back row.

Xu Weiwei looked at him quietly, and said after a while, "Hi, young man Su."

Su Ya smiled: "Young man Xu."

Wang Sheng watched in horror as the two quickly established a friendship and watched the drama quietly, exchanging opinions from time to time.Then the names of the two sides changed from the full name of the previous smirk to the friendly and friendly "Su Juvenile" and "Xu Juvenile".

In the end, Su Ya simply exchanged seats with Wang Sheng.

This is really...

Wozhinima ah.

Wang Sheng slumped on the chair, looked at the stage, his head hurt.

I think it is better to sleep.

As soon as he closed his eyes, the young man sitting beside him suddenly looked down at Wang Sheng.

That young man is quite distinctive, and he always exudes an unlovable temperament.

Very unique.

The young man raised his head and continued to watch the stage play without love.

The small bubble on the nose burst with a 'pop'.

The little badger woke up with a start, crawled out of Chu Xie's arms with both hands and feet, jumped on top of Chu Xie's head, and then jumped onto the table.Grinning his teeth, he said aggressively, "Brother Badger? How dare you step on Brother Badger? Brother Badger bit you to death!"

After yelling, he turned around and howled fiercely: "Where are people? Why are you running? Come out and fight Brother Badger."

The Boer planet stared blankly at Brother Badger: "Is he... always like this?"

He didn't hear the answer, and the people from Planet Boer turned around, only to see Chu Yu was intoxicated, muttering 'baby is so cute'.

This fucking is no longer blind to the extent that it can be explained.

Brother Badger yelled for a while before he woke up, his round eyes were dull, and he came back to his senses.

Hugging her little belly, she sat on the table with her short legs crossed up, looked up at Chu Yu, and then lowered her head.He coughed softly and asked him, "Do you like snake soup?"

Chu Yu's face stiffened imperceptibly, and he quickly said with a smile: "I like it. I love it so much, baby."

After finishing speaking, he pushed the prepared snake soup in front of the little baby and let him eat it.

Brother Badger patted his stomach: "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

As a male, it's normal to give food to courting females.

Chu Yu: "No need. I'm full."

Very quick refusal.

Brother Badger stared straight at Brother Badger: "Don't you like Brother Badger?"

When a female refuses food from a male, it is tantamount to rejecting his courtship.

The corners of Chu Xie's mouth twitched: "Let's eat together."

Brother Badger nodded.

So one person and one badger ate the snake soup. Chu Xie didn't eat much, but Badger didn't notice.

Boer glanced at Chu Ji, who was eating snake soup with a calm face, and was a little puzzled.

The person who tried to eat a bowl of snake soup just now but almost spit out his gallbladder didn't seem to be him.

Obviously he couldn't eat it, so he had to stuff a big bowl.The result was all spit out.

Uncomfortable and tossing.

Pol asked him why he would eat if he couldn't.

Chu Xie laughed so hard that he owed a beating: "It's a gift from my baby. A single dog like you won't understand."

Ball: "..."

whispering sound.Dog man man.

After eating, Brother Badger burped again, pouted his stomach, hugged his tail, and lazily nestled into Chu Xiong's arms.

"Where to go next?"

"Beast area."

"!"

Brother Badger's eyes are shining, what are you doing when you're full?

Fight it.

Bohr led the way, and said as he led the way: "The rules in the Colosseum are simple. The first point is the most important, obey the rules. The second point is to be obedient. The third point is that blood can be seen on the Colosseum, and blood can be seen in the Colosseum. No blood can be seen."

"If you break the rules, it depends on the situation. If you are fined lightly, you will be put in jail. The heaviest punishment will be lynched by the starship and thrown out of the starship."

"If you want to fight, just sign up. If you sign up, you are a beast. The Colosseum is divided into three levels, and the third level will not kill people. The second level is not guaranteed, and it is up to fate. The first level, fighting beasts There can only be one alive on the field. Otherwise, you can’t leave the field.”

"On the Colosseum, if you win a fight, you get money. Off the Colosseum, if you win a bet, you get money."

Brother Badger narrowed his eyes: "It's very exciting."

Especially the first class, exciting and cruel.

Chu Xie touched Brother Badger's head and said, "Go to the second-class Colosseum."

Brother Badger looked up, dissatisfied.

Chu Xie said softly, "Good boy."

Brother Badger was awkward and serious.

Don't make trouble.

Don't act like a baby.

……All right.

Males occasionally listen to females.