interstellar flat head brother

Brother Badger has rarely been so angry. He has a hot temper and is irritable.But every time the anger comes and goes, it seems to be a common thing for him.

Only this time the anger was close to rage.

That scarf was a love scarf knitted by Ye's mother in her busy schedule. Ye's family had one in their hands, and kept all of them in the bottom of the box.And among the scarves, Brother Badger is the most special.Hidden in the corner of the black side, there is a cute little milk badger pattern secretly woven. Brother Badger will show it off in a low-key manner every time he sees everyone.

It is conceivable that Brother Badger treasures this mother brand love scarf.

The wild dog has angered Brother Badger this time, and he will understand what thunder's fury is.

It's just a mecha weighing more than ten tons. When I was in the Titan Cube, adult ichthyosaurs weighing dozens of tons could grab their tails and swing them in circles.Brother Badger supported the right foot that the mech stepped on, slowly moved to the edge, clasped his hands, and grabbed the toe of the mecha made of special material.

The wild dog suddenly became curious, wouldn't he want to overturn the heavy mech?

Ha, what a ridiculous idea!

It is estimated that this is a King Kong mad beastman, otherwise the strength would not be so great.

The wild dog sneered, an ant who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, relying on that little strength to prop up the mecha, thinking that he can overturn the mecha.As everyone knows, he didn't use any force at all!

The mecha suddenly increased its strength, and stepped on Brother Badger under the toes of his right foot until he slightly bent his knee.

【ah!I dare not look at it. 】

[... Is it a King Kong beast? 】

[Did not fall down. 】

A few words, but it is already the only voice of all the galaxy residents who are currently watching this confrontation.

Brother Badger supported the mecha with one hand, and turned his palm into a fist with the other hand, striking quickly and swiftly, like thunder and lightning, and his air pierced like a rainbow.A punch just hit the joint of the toe at the bottom of the mecha, and at this time the joint appeared cracked.

Brother Badger took advantage of the situation to hit repeatedly, hitting along the joints, the outer skin made of new materials was extremely hard, and pits appeared at this time.

In order to make the mecha more similar to carbon-based organisms, the mechas designed by the galaxy are all biased towards the structure of carbon-based organisms.The heavy mecha model in front of me looks like a giant, and its entire shape design has joints like a human.

The outer skin is made of a special new material, and the veins are also made of another special new material, which can be used to transport energy.

Human joints are weak points, similarly, mech joints are also weak points.

It's just that most people don't attack the joints, because only mechas can fight mechas.The knives or gunfire in their hands are going towards the head or the part of the heart's total energy.

No one would physically fight against a heavy military mecha, and naturally no one would specifically attack the joints of the mecha.

However, Brother Badger is not a big guy who can use common sense to deduce it!

If you mess with him, do it on the spot.

Who wants to open a mecha and come back to ask you to do it!

The toe section is a single block of material joined together that occupies one-third of the sole of the foot.

There are more and more pits at the shutdown point, and the sound of bang bang bang bang one after another, it makes people feel a pain in the ears when they hear it.

Boom!

The final punch landed.

Brother Badger jumped away and stood still.

A one-meter-long block of black, metallic material slammed on the ground, smashing the floor tiles.

The heavy mech lost its center of gravity unexpectedly and knelt down on one knee.There was another loud noise.

The viewers were stunned, unable to recover from this series of operations.

Lin Wei raised her left eyebrow, expressing her surprise.

Carat muttered to himself in a daze: "Why does it look so much like—"

He set his eyes on Chu Yu who was in front of him. Back then, Chu Yu had just become their boss, and no one was convinced.The first time they went on a mission, they encountered an accident, and they were besieged and killed by more than a dozen B-level military melee mechas.

Even in the state of a wild beast, it is still powerless to deal with these terrifying machines.And in the end leading them to escape safely was that Chu Xie followed the mech's joints and veins and performed a perfect counter-kill.

After that, they accepted Chu Xi as the boss.

Chu Xi stared intently at Brother Badger on the super-large display screen, holding his cheeks with two big hands like a girl: "Little baby is so cute! I will blow up the interstellar hotline for you!"

Carat shuddered alive, and the boss became seriously ill again.

The wild dog was dumbfounded, and immediately realized that he manipulated the mecha to stand up.Eyes shattered, and he roared: "Bastard! I'll kill you!"

Three power energy guns popped up from the power unit on the back of the mecha, and with a click, the joints were bent, and the three power energy guns were respectively resisted on the top of the mecha's head and shoulders, and the firepower was aimed at Brother Badger.

At the same time, the mecha is holding a laser gun in its left hand and a long knife in its right hand. When the blade is scratched across a hard object, lightning will flash.

It should be fortunate that this is only a heavy mecha, unlike light mechas that have an advantage in single combat.

When the people outside saw this scene, they couldn't help but frown. At this time, what they thought of was the harm that the indiscriminate attack of the mechs would cause to the innocent people.

The colonel couldn't help but frowned and glanced in Chu Xi's direction, but seeing the other party's calm appearance, he still calmed down a little.

Chu Xi calmly ordered: "Live in."

Lin Wei frowned: "Now?"

Chu Yu: "It's messed up, the human wall has dispersed."

It is estimated that there are about six or seven interstellar madmen on the 76th floor, and the leader is a wild dog driving a medium-sized mecha.At this time, Brother Badger confronted the wild dog, and his eyes were attracted.The scene became chaotic, and the hostages also hid, and it was more likely to lurk in without being discovered.

Moreover, the human wall is spread out, and the hidden killing angle is reduced.It's a pity that the interstellar maniacs are cunning, and they all hide in the dark corner.

Lin Wei: "There is not enough time to guarantee the safety of the hostages."

Chu Ji: "Enough."

Lin Wei was puzzled.

Chu Yu looked at Brother Badger on the holographic display: "Little baby will not harm the innocent."

Because he is from the Ye family, he is Brother Badger.

Or don't care, once you manage it, people are covered by Brother Badger, and it is absolutely wrong for people to die under their noses-Brother Badger doesn't want to lose face!

If you can't even cover a few trash, how can you mess around in the world in the future?

"Lian Weasel stares, and strikes when he sees the prisoner leaving the blind spot. Carat, you lead a small team in. There should not be too many people. Lin Wei, stay put and stand by."

After Chu Xi gave the order, Carat and Lin Wei acted separately.

He himself wants to sneak in and open the protection system on the 76th floor.I can't understand why the protection system switch of the Gemini Tower should be set on the 76th floor. Well, it's taken over now.

Chu Yu was so melancholy that he wanted to smoke a cigarette. He hasn't bought the pet suit yet.

Ye Huanxi quietly appeared behind him: "What about me?"

Chu Xi was startled, and almost threw Ye Huanxi into the trash can without moving.

Ye Huanxi continued: "I heard what you just said, I want to go in."

Chu Yu refused: "No."

Ye Huanxi frowned: "Why?"

My dear brother is still inside, and the reason why she didn't make trouble with you is because she has a high military quality.

Chu Yu: "You are just a member of Xikegong, not a professional rescuer. You can't guarantee safety!"

hostage safety.

What Chu Xi said was correct, but Ye Huanxi was anxious.

Although Brother Badger entered the Holographic Cube for a year of experience, in her heart, Brother Badger is still a baby.Of course I can't rest assured.

Chu Xie's tone became more serious: "You are a soldier!"

Soldiers must not be controlled by personal feelings.

Chu Xie: "Believe in Huanhuan."

With a wave of his hand, Chu Xi left.

Lin Wei took a step forward and stood beside Ye Huanxi.That angle is the best way to perform grappling.

Ye Huanxi smiled wryly: "You don't have to guard against me, I won't act rashly."

Brother Badger smiled coldly.The big guy badger is online, and the expression of the day and day air appears, and a domineering king comes oncoming, which makes people feel chills in the crotch.

Very good, after stepping on Brother Badger's scarf and insulting Brother Badger.

Welcome to the bone-battered Dinosaur Mound of the Titan Cube.

Brother Badger took out the Rubik's Cube from his pocket and threw it out like a yo-yo, leaving a black afterimage.Taking a closer look, it turned into a huge black iron ruler.

The iron ruler stood taller than Brother Badger, with a thickness of about ten centimeters.I can't tell what the material is, but the iron ruler that looks oily and smooth is actually completely non-reflective. It can be imagined that the hardness is no worse than any new material.

Galaxy netizens murmured.

[Xikegong's black technology...]

Everyone feels sorry for each other.

Brother Badger grinned, arrogant and haughty.Dive two or three steps forward, flexibly jump away from the trampling of the heavy mecha, and climb and jump along the joint material of the mecha, it is more flexible than a monkey.

Jumping to the knee joint, a long knife was swiftly chopped over the top of the head.Jump down and dodge the long knife.The long knife slashed, leaving deep marks on the wall, and the gravel broke apart, almost scratching innocent people.

The energy reserves are full, and the mecha is full of vitality. Following the command of the wild dog, three rounds of firepower are fired at the same time, and the laser gun in the left hand is firing continuously.Terrible firepower filled the entire floor.

Although the firepower is fast, Brother Badger is even faster, so it is easy for him to dodge it.But the innocent people behind couldn't hide, and it was a matter of minutes to be blown to pieces.

Brother Badger landed and ran fast.Dodging the firepower of the three engines, he threw the iron ruler in the direction of the crowd.

The iron ruler and the firepower of the three engines were running side by side, and suddenly changed into a transparent shield in mid-air, covering all the firepower of the three engines.The three firepower exploded silently, like fireworks exploded in the transparent protective cover, and the scene was beautiful.

Galaxy netizens were dumbfounded.

[Wait, Rubik's Cube can also unlock the protective cover? 】

If you want to launch kinetic firepower again, you have to wait for the energy to be accumulated again. Fortunately, the laser gun does not need a cooling time.The beautiful silver-white light is a terrible weapon for harvesting human life, leaving a row of creepy holes.

Wild Dog: "Hahaha, run faster! Not strong enough!"

It's like taking Brother Badger for a walk like a monkey.

The protective cover turned back into a Rubik's cube, hung on the ground, and stopped moving after a few hits.

The quiet little black square seemed inexplicably aggrieved.

A man in the crowd stared at the Rubik's Cube, swallowed his saliva, gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to run over to pick up the Rubik's Cube and shouted, "Hey! Catch it!"

Then throw the Rubik's Cube with all his strength.

Brother Badger, who was running fast, turned his head, caught the Rubik's Cube, and instantly deployed the protective cover to block the beam of the laser gun.

On the other side, the interstellar maniac, who was watching the show, took a few steps forward angrily, and raised his gun to kill the meddling man.

The man waited desperately to die.

Lian Weasel, who was hiding in a hidden corner, saw an interstellar madman out of sight, and immediately shot and killed him neatly.

Seeing this, the man who was waiting to die suddenly ran back into the crowd without even seeing the tip of his ass.

The remaining few interstellar madmen immediately searched for the position of the sniper.

The protective cover turned back into a Rubik's cube, and turned into an iron ruler within a second of falling.

Brother Badger picked up the iron ruler and smashed it, then stepped on the iron ruler, stepped on the mid-air wall with his hands and feet, squatted down, and bounced back with his strength.

Smashing with the laser gun, smashing all the way up, breaking the arm joints and energy meridians.Where the iron ruler hit, a pit immediately appeared, and many scraps of material fell out.

From such a head-on confrontation, it can be concluded that the iron ruler material is harder than the mecha material.

It happened almost at the same time, and the iron ruler was bounced back by the raised left arm of the mecha.Brother Badger happened to catch the iron ruler when he bounced back, and fell straight to the knee joint.Suddenly twisted 360° in the air, grabbed the iron ruler and hit the joint hard.

boom!

The tooth-piercing loud noise seemed to be replayed in slow motion, the smashed material debris, the huge mech, the hard big iron ruler, and the badger brother in mid-air.

The still picture suddenly sped up, the mech suddenly fell to its knees, and debris fell one after another.The iron ruler that fell like a meteor smashed into the floor, inserted more than ten to twenty centimeters, and stood upright.

Then Badger, who fell down, turned over again in mid-air at a dizzying speed, and landed on the ground with the iron ruler behind his back. He hugged the iron ruler with both hands and pulled it up.He ran forward without stopping at all, so fast that there was only one mecha jumping on the upper half kneeling on the ground like a ray of light, hitting the other joint.

Wild dog: "I'm fucking your mother!"

The entire face of the mecha was flattened by the iron ruler, the data was disordered, and the energy was cut off for a while.The wild dog swayed in the mecha for a while, dizzy and almost vomited.

The iron ruler smashed into the arm joint and directly removed the entire arm.Pull out the iron ruler and throw it backhand. The iron ruler is inserted into the energy port of the mecha, and the energy veins are exposed on the body surface, light blue and glowing.

The energy veins have been completely cut off in some places, and electric sparks are being sent out.

The entire mecha collapsed, and it was tortured to the point of severed limbs and disfigurement. It can be said to be a classic case of tragedy in the mecha world.

Galaxy netizens and onlookers: "oOo!!"

Brother Badger lightly landed on the disfigured face of the mecha, looking up at everyone.

This haughty expression, as if the entire universe is trash except him, does not make people disgusted, but just wants to kneel down and shout 666.

The control room of the mecha made a soft sound, and opened from the inside, and the wild dog crawled out from inside in a panic.

Thin and small body, wretched and sarcastic appearance, a pair of inverted triangular eyes are extremely sinister and vicious.

The wild dog looked up and looked at Brother Badger above his head with great hatred.He laughed violently, and after he finished laughing, he spat on the ground, and said viciously: "Forget it, I fell down today, it's my bad luck. But today, all of you—including you, will be buried with me! "

As soon as these words came out, everyone felt uneasy.

Chu Xie whispered, "Explosive device."

Sure enough, the wild dog suddenly held the detonator in his hand and stared at Brother Badger: "With a genius like you buried with him and [-] lives, the standard of my funeral is high enough! It can be regarded as a general standard hahahahaha..."

Brother Badger sneered.

"I don't want to die woo woo woo..."

"Mom woo..."

"What should we do? Why didn't the interstellar military and police come to rescue us?"

"Fuck! I want to beat this hot chicken madman before I die."

……

The scene was chaotic, with an atmosphere of fear and sadness.

The interstellar military and police outside are ready for rescue, and the military and police lurking in are also ready to go, even if it is a sacrifice, they must be rescued.

Wild dog: "Ha ha ha ha hiccup!"

Brother Badger stepped on the arm of the wild dog holding the detonator, holding the detonator he had just snatched from him.Then he kicked and kicked the wild dog's arm like he was stepping on a balloon. Hearing the clear sound of fracture, Brother Badger pursed his lips happily.

"The general will not want to be buried with his life like you."

Cold sweat dripped from the wild dog's forehead, holding back the pain desperately, pounced with the last of his strength, and then detonated the explosive device on his body.

Brother Badger's eyes turned cold, and he kicked him away.But the wild dog hugged his feet tightly, and smiled triumphantly and wildly: "Die with me hahaha hiccup!"

The wild dog's hearty laugh was all stuffed in his throat, and he stared at the space jumping device in Brother Badger's other hand in disbelief.

It was the space jumping device that Chu Xie threw to him in the Titan Cube.The life calorific value data set in it has expired, and Brother Badger was detecting the life calorific value when he just beat the mecha violently. When the wild dog took out the detonator, he had already set the life calorific value.

Brother Badger smiled cutely: "Goodbye."

The wild dog murmured: "...I'm fucking you."

Not with such a big bug.

With the sound of explosions, the wild dogs were blown to pieces.

Seeing the decline, the other interstellar maniacs immediately showed a fierce look and ran towards the crowd.They were all equipped with explosive devices, and if they rushed into the crowd and detonated, it is estimated that hundreds of people would die.

Chu Xie glanced at the group of lunatics, gave a 'tsk' sound, and activated the protection system.

In an instant, according to the detection of life heat value, the light shield quickly envelops all living individuals in the 73rd layer, including pets.

The interstellar maniac was wrapped in a protective cover, and then exploded, truly explaining what it means to use life to set off fireworks.

Chu Xie: "Lin Wei, go and dismantle the blasting device. Carat, the team you lead will immediately search the shopping mall, searching the upper and lower floors."

After speaking, he ran away first.

He loves the domineering little baby so much, at this moment he just wants to hug and hold her high!

Lin Wei and Carat responded quickly.

The colonel ordered the interstellar military and police: "Go in and rescue the hostages immediately, dismantle the blasting device, and quickly treat the wounded, and find out if there are any interstellar madmen who have escaped. In addition, the team will conduct a carpet search of the Gemini building! All those related to the interstellar madman Report all the clues!"

"Yes!"

Lian Weasel put down the gun, touched it preciously like a miser, and thought to himself, saving another bullet.

Thinking of this, he was full of affection for Brother Badger who prevented the interstellar maniac from detonating the mall.

After all, he is a good guy who saved bullets for himself.

On the other side, Chu Yu entered the building, saw Brother Badger's back, ran behind him and called softly, "Baby."

Come, give you a loving kiss.

"How many times have I said that?" Brother Badger's deep voice seemed to be suppressing something, and his whole body tensed up.

Chu Snake, who was full of kisses, couldn't hear clearly: "Huh?"

Brother Badger pulled out the iron ruler and burst out: "Brother Badger!!!"

puff!

A quiet and silent atmosphere permeates the small lounge. The whole floor-to-ceiling windows can see the scenery outside. The sunshine is very good and the air is very fresh.

Everyone occupies a corner in the lounge, and emotions such as quietness, calmness, calmness, embarrassment, distortion, etc. can be seen at a glance.

When Lin Li saw the last scene of the holographic live broadcast, his whole body trembled, and he hurried over to face Chu Xie, really excited.

His face was distorted at the moment, his breathing was short of breath due to suppressed laughter, and his whole face was fiery red.

Beside him are Lin Wei and Carat respectively. Lin Wei is still an ice beauty. Carat looks down at the itinerary for the next month, and never looks up.

There were two people in front of Lin Li. Chu Yu was sitting on the single sofa with a calm attitude.Brother Badger stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows with his back to everyone, as if observing his own kingdom.

As for Ye Huanxi, she is still inseparable from her job.

With a red mark on his forehead, Chu Xi was very calm: "Laugh if you want to."

Lin Li pursed his lips and shook his head.

He dare not.

Chu Yu: "It's okay, just laugh. Now I'm not your army commander, I'm just your friend. It's normal for friends to make jokes."

Lin Li cautiously asked, "Really, really?"

It's no wonder that he was suddenly cautious, he was really afraid that he would burst into laughter accidentally.

Chu Yu's attitude became more kind: "Did I put on airs with you during off-duty hours?"

That's really not the case.

Thinking of this, Lin Li felt relieved.But it was terrible, just as the tightly closed valve was suddenly opened, that loud laughter filled the entire lounge.

"Damn it! Brother, you are so talented. How can you just hit the iron ruler on the forehead? When will the big red mark disappear. Oh no, hahahahahaha, it's so fucking Funny hahahaha...Boss, you have this red mark on your forehead...It’s so joyful hahahahaha..."

Lin Wei and Carat moved away from Lin Li imperceptibly, looking at him with sympathy.

This is really, mentally handicapped children are so much fun.

Chu Xie laughed lightly, then turned to Lin Wei and said, "Has Lin Li's training plan come out?"

Lin Wei nodded.

Chu Xie said lightly, "Double."

"Hahahaha!" Lin Li looked pitiful like a wilted eggplant, "Didn't you agree not to put on airs?"

Chu Xi really didn't put on airs, because those who offended him were put on shoes in front of him.

Lin Li was terrified at the sick Chu Yu, and turned around quickly to seek advice from Lin Wei and Carat.Help him the poor, weak, helpless little baby.

Lin Wei turned and left coldly, she is a workaholic.

Carat also had to push back some of the itineraries that showed her face, which was really busy.

Who has the time to help a poor, weak and helpless mentally handicapped child?

Soon, only Brother Badger and Chu Ji were left in the lounge.

After everyone left, Chu Xie turned into a giant baby, pestering Brother Badger to take responsibility.

Brother Badger looked coldly: "Take responsibility."

Chu Xie pointed to the mark on his forehead: "You put an iron ruler on my forehead in front of the entire galaxy, you will not be able to marry a wife if you are disfigured, you will not be able to work, you will not be able to earn money, you will not be able to marry a wife, everyone knows I was stamped by you and can't marry a wife, tell me, do you want to be responsible?"

Brother Badger squinted and squinted at the mark on Chu Xie's forehead.

Chu Xi made him stare at him with chills down his spine, he still felt a little guilty.

Brother Badger hesitated and asked, "Where were you when the interstellar maniac hijacked the mall?"

scarf!

The trampled scarf!

Love scarf woven by Mama Ye herself!

Chu Xie looked away, and said with a heavy tone, "I was stopped outside, and I was so anxious. The feeling of suffocation when my heart was grabbed is still very deep in my memory."

The mouth is affectionate, and the heart: it's cold.

Brother Badger and the snake spirit in front of him have lived together in the Titan Cube for a year. They fight if they have nothing to do, and after the fight, they hook up and barbecue together.How could he fail to notice that something was wrong with Chu Xie at this moment?

Brother Badger jumped onto the chair, condescending, and raised Chu Yu's chin with his index finger: "Why do I feel that you are perfunctory to me?"

Chu Xie hugged Brother Badger fiercely, as if holding a child.Looking up, he swore affectionately and domineeringly: "If I perfunctory you, I will be fined to kneel down to Black Star."

If Brother Badger had been following the latest Idol Overlord drama that has swept the galaxy, he would have found this line very familiar, it was the most classic line in the drama.

The black star is a gadget researched by Xi Kegong. It will explode when squeezed beyond a certain pressure, and it will look like black stars after the explosion.There is a kind of black beauty, which does not hurt people's lives, but the sourness at the moment after the explosion is unique.

The black star is regarded as one of the top [-] black hole products of CIC, because the CIC staff who researched the black star said bluntly that it was a black hole he invented to piss off his girlfriend and knelt down and begged for forgiveness. science and technology.

He also flatteredly said that he was able to sleep on his knees with Black Star, and nothing happened for three hours--what about his father!

Although the majority of male compatriots hate this black technology, but women can't help but like it.Not to mention the contagion speed of the brain damage of idol dramas, this sentence quickly made this sentence one of the top ten romantic quotes of the year in the galaxy.

——Anyway, normal people don't quite understand the logic of such quotations.

Brother Badger turned black instantly: "You are insulting my IQ!"

President Chu Ba: "?"

black Star?Heh, who doesn't know that that thing can't kill people at all?

Saying this kind of thing is simply insulting Brother Badger's IQ.Did he think Brother Badger didn't know the truth about Black Star?

Brother Badger flung out the Rubik's Cube indifferently. If you don't do it today, you will be sorry for the high IQ given by Mama Ye!

Brother Chu didn't want to talk.

Brother Chu felt sad.

Brother Chu raised his hand and did it.

The author has something to say: Brother Badger: Little steel straight baby.

Boss Chu: Well-intentioned, tired, sad, chilled, and stuffy.