interstellar flat head brother

Chu Xi suppressed the excitement of wanting to hug Brother Badger, turned around and left the river bank, and returned to the original place.

He sat on the tree trunk and waited for Brother Badger to return with the food he had hunted before starting a new chapter of the day.

It seems that the whole world is full of dazzling sunshine, and the mood is extraordinarily bright.

Chu Yu couldn't help showing off to Chu San: "Do you think we look like a couple? We have to wander on the edge of life and death every day to get the hard-won food. Baby, give me half of the hard-won food , that is the food he bought with his life, but he is willing to give me half of it. Don't you think it's very romantic?"

Chu San: "...not very understandable."

Chu Ji: "Romance between men."

Chu San instantly understood: "I'm not human, and I don't have gender characteristics."

So he doesn't understand the so-called romance between men at all.

Chu Yu: "...I should have downloaded and updated the love software when you rebuilt the system."

Chu San: "You said that love is a false satisfaction in the spiritual level of waste self-comfort."

waste.

self-comfort.

False satisfaction.

The three loud slaps did not leave any marks on Chu Xie's face. His skin was thick enough to withstand any slap in the face.

Chu Xi raised his head and leaned against the tree trunk with a charming smile on his lips.Then he silently turned off Chu San's power supply - as a man, he should be stingy to the end when he should maintain his dignity.

Brother Badger untied the clothes tied around his arms and threw them over his head, which was hanging on the branches above his head.After shaking the clothes a few times, the water gradually evaporated under the sun.

Badger, who was shirtless from the waist up, took a few steps forward. The lake water reached his calf. He bent down and held the tail of the dead juvenile ichthyosaur, and then lifted it vigorously.With a wave of waist strength, the fish dragon was thrown to the shore.

Then Brother Badger held the dagger and began to chop down the tree. After two or three strikes, he found that only a small cut was made.Staring at the tree trunk, Badger pursed his lips expressionlessly, turned around suddenly and grabbed the ichthyosaur's tail and swung it against the big tree. After two or three swipes, the tree fell down.

Ichthyosaur: No one can rest in peace after death.

After working back and forth for a while, I finally lit the fire and put the fish dragon on the grill.

Brother Badger sat on a boulder that was half a person tall, with his legs together, his hands on his knees, his eyes fixed on the grilled fish, motionless, and he was extremely well-behaved.

After a long time, the grilled fish was cooked.

Brother Badger took a bite, and his face was instantly black as carbon.

Swallowing a mouthful of the fish with difficulty, Brother Badger stared at the grilled fish as if facing a formidable enemy.For the first time, a hesitant look appeared on his face, he was torn between choosing revenge on Chu Yu and forcing himself to eat such an unpalatable grilled fish.

After waiting for a long time, Chu Xi finally woke up from the beautiful self-fantasy.But he didn't think of other aspects, he thought Brother Badger was in danger.

At that time, dinosaurs stampede because of panic, and many dinosaur cubs were trampled to death.I'm afraid it will attract a lot of predators, which is difficult for Ye Mihuan to deal with in terms of physical strength.

Especially that lake is home to a group of terrifying predators, Deinosaurs.

Thinking of the terrifying crocodile, Chu Xie's expression turned serious, and he jumped off the tree trunk, secretly blaming himself for being too complacent.He didn't follow Ye Mihuan all the way to ensure his safety. You must know that this is the Titan Cube, the holographic real board of the highest realm!

After walking a dozen steps, Chu Yu suddenly stopped and looked up in one direction.There was a smile in his eyes.

Sure enough, Brother Badger came out from behind the bushes after a while.

Brother Badger carried a few small fish and handed them to Chu Yu: "Breakfast."

Chu Xie's loving smile suddenly froze: "Breakfast?"

Brother Badger nodded calmly.

Chu Xi looked behind Brother Badger in disbelief, but he couldn't see even a minor lizard-shaped creature.

"It's not enough for the two of us." Chu Xie said to himself, to be tolerant of his lover—"Are you trying to starve me to death on purpose?"

Brother Badger: "How do you know?"

Chu Xie: "..." Don't you want to tell even a perfunctory lie?

Brother Badger threw the few small fish to Chu Yu, turned around and left: "Would you like to eat it or not."

Chu Hao caught the little fish, and stared at the little fish who were dying with indifference, with a cold face.

unwise.

Yesterday when I asked the little one to prepare the food for the two of us, I forgot to ask, at least make sure that every meal is full.

Chu Xie sighed silently, then became excited.

Knowing that he can't be killed, but still trying to get revenge on him with such a small mind, how cute is the little baby!

Chu Xie thought happily, and then grilled the fish on the spot.

The fragrant smell of grilled fish attracted the already full Badger, and he swallowed uncontrollably with his salivary glands.

Chu Xie smiled dotingly: "Do you want to eat?"

Brother Badger showed a vigilant face and remained motionless.

The fun of badger life is first of all, and food is the second.Neither can be discarded.Revenge is one of the ways to fight, but for the sake of food, revenge can still be temporarily put aside.

So Brother Badger sat down calmly and nodded.It was very natural to reach out to take the grilled fish that was already baked in Chu Xi's hand.

Chu Hide retracted his hand, making Brother Badger's action in vain.Facing Brother Badger's stare, Chu Xie smiled softly and said, "Let's have a discussion, and you can hunt for more food in the future. It's enough for both of us, and I'll be in charge of roasting."

Brother Badger thought about it, and found that this deal was not very cost-effective.So a condition was added: "Frying, steaming, cooking, and roasting, at least the method and taste must be guaranteed."

Chu Xi waved his hand, "Okay."

The Titan Cube is a backward primitive era, but it won't bother Chu Xie who has moved the entire mech in.

Although it’s not very good to say this, it seems that Chu Xi is very sick, but he is a snake-spirited disease-other people’s mecha storage is full of new cosmic weapons such as laser cannons and energy guns, only his mecha The storage shed holds pots and pans.Other people's mechs put nutrients that are light and easy to use, but he puts various seasonings.

Brother Badger stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and made an extra condition: "I want to eat honey and bee larvae, fried, steamed, boiled and roasted."

Honey and bee larvae are a delicacy in the honey badger family.

Chu Xi was puzzled: "Bee?"

Brother Badger froze for a moment, remembering that there were no insects in this era.There are only Zergs, enemies of the galaxy.

However, the Zerg signed a peace covenant with the triple galaxy a hundred years ago, and they are not allowed to enter the triple galaxy without permission or a visa.There is no way, the reproductive ability of the Zerg is too terrible, and they will cause immeasurable damage to the planet.

In fact, some people in the triple galaxy who have experienced the Zerg war are still afraid of the Zerg.

So Brother Badger changed the term: "Zerg."

Chu Xie's expression was indescribable, even though he was a snake maniac, his taste was not as strong as Brother Badger's.

It is really that the Zerg all look too inconsistent with the general aesthetics of the residents of the triple galaxy.You must know that the galaxy is very open now, and the aborigines on the 27 planets with life characteristics have weird and weird looks, which is self-evident.

In this way, they can intermarry with each other, but the Zerg cannot be accepted. It is conceivable that the Zerg grows much longer and violates the values ​​​​of the universe.

However, Ye Mihuan loves Zerg food - the man that the boss likes is really different!

"There are no Zerg in the Titan Cube." The next second when Brother Badger showed his disgusted expression, Chu Xie left and changed his tone: "There should be one in the next Cube. Frying, steaming, cooking, and roasting are all made for you."

Brother Badger was satisfied. After eating the two grilled fish, he turned around and ran not far away, dragged two lizard-like creatures that had been hidden earlier, and threw them back in front of Chu Ji.The ground trembled, and Brother Badger clapped his hands: "Let's start roasting."

Chu Yu: "...I didn't expect that."

The little darling still has a hand, this cunning little thought... is also extraordinarily cute! !

Chu Xi happily grilled meat for his beloved little baby, activated Chu San while grilling, let him take a few bottles of seasoning, and then turned off the power in a blatant manner.

The reason is that the two-person world cannot be disturbed.

He didn't even think about it, is Chu San human?

Chu Xie cut a piece of delicious and tender meat, and threw it back: "Go on."

Brother Badger raised his head, opened his mouth, and caught it.Then he was so hot that his tears were hazy, but he still stubbornly swallowed the barbecue.In the blink of an eye, the endless aftertaste seems to still linger on the taste buds.

"More."

Without turning his head, Chu Yu said, "Wait, the fire is not here yet."

Brother Badger frowned, and endured it in order to eat in one bite.

While watching the fire, Chu Xie said, "Don't go to the lake these days, go to the center of the forest. But don't go into the center of the forest."

Brother Badger: "Why?"

Chu Xie: "You made such a big commotion today, it is estimated that no creature dares to go to the lake for a few days. If you want to hunt, you can only hunt fish. But you chased away the food and robbed them of food, you must be hated .When the whole family hunts you down, you will probably be the first person to leave interstellar history because of this method of death."

Brother Badger: "What are they... all right?"

Chu Yu: "Okay, okay, didn't I just feed you a piece? Then—" throwing another piece of tender meat, I didn't care about eating it myself and had to continue to work hard: "They are crocodiles. Lakes And large predators on the seashore. They are amphibious on land and sea, and survive by preying on other large predators. They usually live in groups, so offending that thing is tantamount to offending the whole group."

If ichthyosaurs and plesiosaurs are the overlords of the deep sea, then Deinosaurs are the overlords of freshwater lakes and shallow seas.Shaped like a crocodile.

Brother Badger chewed the tender meat, feeling so satisfied that his whole breath was lazy.

"understood."

Chu Xie asked him: "Take it easy these two days, if you accidentally lose your life, remember to keep your body well, and don't let your body die."

Brother Badger's focus is always crooked, he asked: "Do you want my body? Why do you want to come?"

Chu Yu just loves chatting with a clever little baby like Ye Mihuan, he can understand everything, especially with a tacit understanding.He said: "If you die, at least leave a whole body and I will take it back—"

Anyway, it's the first secret love and love object, so it can't end hastily.Even death can't separate them - "Keep it well."

Brother Badger was indifferent: "Oh, you have a necrophilia."

Chu Xie: "I only love you."

Brother Badger sneered: "A lot of people are in love with Brother Badger."

A boss with fans all over the world is so confident!