Monster Administration

As if he had had enough dancing, the huge Kang Dingdang went straight to the food mountain that no one dared to touch with heavy steps.

The villagers rejoiced, the village head gave an order, and the salute was fired, and all kinds of smiling pighead fireworks bloomed in the sky for a while, which can be described as a lot of money.

The smiling agricultural officer didn't make trouble with them, picked up the big cloth bag and glasses that Kang Dingdang had prepared, and stepped on the electric car to chase Kang Dingdang.Not moving, several people looked at each other for a few times, each showing their magical powers and followed.

The small temple was built on the mountainside, and the plaque reads "Earth Temple".Next to the temple is a natural cave with a diameter of more than ten meters. The prototype Dangkang animal enters from here, and the other exit is dug in the dressing room in the backyard of the Tushen Temple.

The agricultural officer put the clothes Kang Dingdang had brought in, closed the door and returned to the main hall.

Buyi is paying homage to Houtu Niangniang, who is enshrined in the main hall. Dangkang's clay sculpture is on the left side of the empress.She was dressed in an ancient costume, holding a wat board, holding a pig's head, and wearing a pair of glasses that were exactly the same as the one she was wearing now.

A mix of neither earthy nor foreign... so ugly... Bufu complained silently.

It will take some time for Kang Dingdang to change his clothes, so he chatted with the agricultural science officer.It turned out that Kang Dingdang would go to the countryside every three years to investigate and hang the pink flag into the village to investigate the reasons for the thriving crops, while the green flag did the opposite.

Regardless of the flag, each village will receive her well, and the harvest village will further prepare for the bonfire party.The longer she dances, the more tribute she eats and the better her harvest.It is the biggest wish of every village to let her show her original body, which means that the village will be full of grains for ten consecutive years, and the villagers will naturally be very happy.

Kang Dingdang came out shyly, a few of them unceremoniously went up to rub and hug her to make her happy, and teased her a few more times, and each went back to rest.

The next day, they left Xiaorun Village in a warm atmosphere of seeing off the state leaders.They stopped two or three times on the way, there was a lucky village in pink, and there was also a village that was favored by green bad luck, but there was no village as lucky as Xiaorun Village, which could make Ding Dong show its original body.

Stopping and stopping, Kang Dingdang completed the task, and they finally arrived at Mount Tai.

The head of the Five Sacred Mountains has always been the territory of the Taoist sect and the ghost clan.However, because the rare spiritual energy still remains, the Buddhist sect also built many temples, such as the famous Puzhao Temple and Shentong Temple.

It just so happened that these two days coincided with the conclusion of a certain Dharma conference. Kang Dingdang was going to visit an old friend, and hoped to go up the mountain with everyone.Anyway, traveling in Huaguo is all about seeing temples, regardless of the monk temple, the Taoist temple, and the Taoist temple. It doesn't matter which one you go first, so everyone went to the monk temple together.

The Dharma Conference has a strong appeal, attracting many Buddhist believers to pay homage.Except for Ying Qingcheng and She Bishi, who are not very sensitive to temperature, the rest of the mammals were sweating profusely.

Finally, Kang Dingdang saw a burly man in cassock next to the abbot of Shentong Temple, and he waved happily and shouted: "Second brother!"

The man followed the prestige and found that Kang Dingdang's eyes lit up, and when he saw Dingdang's surroundings, his eyes were even more green, and he rushed towards him like a whirlwind.On the way to run, the cassock turned into a suit, with shiny and smooth hair growing out, and it even comes with its own hairstyle!Even the facial features have been fine-tuned to look more heroic and upright.

Running in front of a few people, there was already a delicate and charming rose in their hands.He handed the rose to Dong Yunsheng, showing off what he thought was a handsome look, and affectionately invited with the magnetic voice that only a radio anchor could have: "Beauty! Your beautiful face has sunk the old pig's heart! Come with me." A romantic date, let's get to know each other better!"

Dong Yunsheng: "?" Who is this crazy?

Dare to hook up with my daughter-in-law face to face, my burning anger is unstoppable!Should not move the glaring eyes between the two, snatch the rose, and throw it!

Ying Qingcheng & Bai Sanjiu & Extravagant Bishi →_→: "..."

Kang Dingdang's pink and tender face was dyed red like a burning cloud, and he rushed out to pull the man away: "Second brother, don't do this to my friend! It's so embarrassing! I'm going to sue my brother!!!"

Facts have proved that "Big Brother" is infinitely powerful!The man's face turned pale, and he turned back into a monk in seconds with a dry smile: "Please don't tell senior brother... It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! I'm just joking~hahaha~"

Ding Dong bowed his head in shame, blushed and stretched out his hand to introduce to everyone: "I'm sorry everyone, this is my second elder brother, Zhu Wuneng, the envoy of the Buddhist sect's purification altar... You have all read <Journey to the West>, right? I won't say much It's..."

"Journey to the West"?The altar messenger?How could Dong Yunsheng not know such a famous story?Celebrities... no... famous pigs... She stretched out her hand to show her friendliness: "You are the famous love saint and good man Mr. Zhu Bajie in <Journey to the West>! It's a pleasure to meet you."

Ying Qingcheng & Bai Sanjiu & Extravagant Bishi ←_←: "... Huh?"

Kang Dingdang: "Huh?"

OoO If you praise him, he will get carried away...

Seeing that Bajie was about to show a drooling expression again, a mouthful of old blood spewed out of the screen: "That's not true! Yun Sheng, do you have any misunderstandings about our classics?!! T^T" Turned the table!

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"Hahaha, come on a trip, thank you for bringing my sister along." Zhu Bajie laughed while hearing the ins and outs, touching the back of his bald head: "Old pig, I'm here to perform my job, isn't it a coincidence? I'm entertaining you today, people here are too It's too hard to talk, come with me."

Under Bajie's leadership, they swam from the crowd to the dining hall in the backyard.

As he was walking, there was a commotion in front of him, as if someone in the opposite crowd was running in reverse.This kind of reckless guy who moves against the trend is naturally not liked by others. He is more and more unable to avoid being pushed by one person and tripped by another. The posture and immovability meet the upper eye.

"...Yo~ Long time no see, Brother Suanni."

"Okay... Long time no see." Suan Ni, whose clothes and hair were extremely disheveled, smiled shyly, and got up awkwardly...

After finally climbing over the mountain of people and entering the Zhaitang, there was an extra Dragon Clan Suanni who followed up automatically.

"Brother Suanni...are you hiding from people?" Buyi asked him strangely.

"Oh~" Suan Ni paused, looked helplessly at Fu Shi, suddenly ran over and took her hand and said, "As expected of a policeman, Bu Shi you have to help me."

"Sit down and talk, sit down and talk." Bajie called everyone to sit down, brewed tea and served refreshments, ready to listen to gossip with great interest.

Suan Ni is currently taking turns to study in Buddhist temples across the country. To put it bluntly, he is going to major temples to discuss scriptures and to fight famine while eating and living.

He likes the incense in the temple, is proficient in Buddhist scriptures, and is a dragon god with cultivation. Even if it can only be used as a facade and has little practical use, the abbots still tolerate him gently...

The Suan Ni dragon is the number one monster certified by the Dragon Clan.It is obviously a local dragon born and bred, and it is also a demon god believed in by the Taoist sect. However, it is most envious of Ao Lie, the youngest son of the Xihai family - that is, Xiaobailong, the fourth junior brother of Bajie, or he just wants to integrate into the eight parts brought by the Buddhist sect from overseas all day long. dragon family.

In the eyes of other dragon clans, Ao Lie had no choice but to make atonement for his sins, and Suan Ni's dedication to Buddha cannot be confused at all!Except for his father and brothers and sisters, there is no Long Ai to play with Weird Ye.However, neither the father nor the brothers and sisters can understand his love, and the other monsters are afraid of his seniority and dare not approach him, so he has always been the lonely and cold one.Not being able to become a monk and living alone, Suan Ni's heart hurts...

Until this study trip, he met a very beautiful mixed-race royal sister in Emei Mountain.This elder sister has the blood of the Indian Emperor, is proficient in Sanskrit and Huaguo culture, and has mastered and understood Buddhist scriptures to the realm of the unity of man and nature.

What Suan Ni chatted with her was speculation!Talk about poetry and songs from Buddhist scriptures and Zen language, talk about life philosophy from poetry and songs, and talk about romance from life philosophy.Just when Suan Ni thought he had found his soul mate and was ready to dedicate himself, he accidentally found out Yu Jie's true identity——a bird.

Bird is her local name in Huadu. She has been naturalized by Buddhism for many years. She has been serving in the eight departments. She is a senior staff member of the "Garuda" department. They are also native birds, and share a well-known little hobby-eating dragons.

Suan Ni was afraid that she would become a food reserve, so she didn't dare to ask Sister Yu what she really thought.And I don't want to lose the lover who just passed by after looking back 5000 years, and whose hearts are incomparably compatible.He struggled and was in pain, but in the end he gave up, without saying a word, he rolled and crawled away!

Can you run if you want to?That is definitely not possible!Sister Yu Gong's aura erupted, and she silently chased after her, so Suan Ni has been hiding in Tibet for the past two days...

"You are a policeman, can you talk to her for me, don't chase me anymore, I'm really scared, blah blah~" Suanni Lihua brought rain.

"Huh?!" Find the police to solve your emotional problems for you? !I am not a neighborhood committee!This is really out of my control!

"Brother, don't be ridiculous! They haven't committed a crime, so why should I talk to them?! By the way, they are all relatives in the police department, so you can talk to Sister Yazi for you." Move determined not to go!

"NO!" Suan Ni held her face in horror: "I want to break up with her, not murder her!" With the temperament of the second sister, when she heard the name of the bird, she came here every minute with a 40-meter sword, so that you can see it Who eats whom!

"Then... shall we accompany you to meet her?"

"No, no, no! I don't see you!" Suan Ni trembled, looking more and more like a quail.

This is too much to support the wall!Are you a man? !Everyone at the scene unanimously threw a scornful sanitation ball at Suan Ni—coward!I deserve to be without a partner for the rest of my life!

At this moment, Quail Ni suddenly shuddered and raised his head tremblingly. The Lengyan Yujie who was sitting opposite was looking down on him with cold eyes that tortured the soul.

He couldn't see through many masters in this group of people, but this cold and beautiful Yujie gave him the strongest sense of oppression, as if he was born to restrain him, making him want to kneel down at every turn.

Noticing that Suan Ni was looking straight ahead and his eyes were lax, everyone present followed his line of sight to look in the direction of Ying Qingcheng, and then turned their faces back silently, consciously or unconsciously.

... Seeing the icy hell, I was terrified.

"The disgrace of the dragon clan." Ying Qingcheng put down his glass with disdain: "The hype is nothing more than an excuse to cover up your cowardice and uselessness. You deserve nothing and live alone all your life. Does that Garuda have a problem with his eyes? Why do you like this?" You idiot. Don't lose your eyes here and cause trouble for others, and go where you should go."

Not to mention Suan Ni, Ying Buyi was so poisoned that his heart throbbed.

"That... Sister Qingcheng, even if it's true... it's a bit too much." Buyi smiled wryly, trying to stop Ying Qingcheng from using words to linger.

"Oh? You agree with him?"

This is a matter of principle!You should keep your mouth shut and shake your head desperately.

"Flash edge."

Cover your mouth without moving, shrink into a ball to reduce the sense of presence.

"As the Dragon God of Nine Sons, you're afraid of little owls? After flirting with a girl, you immediately abandon her and run away when you encounter any setbacks? Your dignity has been eaten away."

Yun Sheng blinked, tugged at his sleeves, and asked in a low voice, "Is the Nine Sons Dragon God really powerful?"

"Uh... the dragon race is strictly hierarchical. Starting from the lowest common dragon beast, the higher ranks are dragon monsters, ordinary dragon kings, four sea dragons, nine son dragon gods and strong uncles, and the dragon gods above that rule the demon world. I don’t know if the sea doesn’t come to the mundane world. Brother Suanni and the others should be the strongest dragon gods living in the mundane world. Birds... I remember they only eat ordinary dragons and beasts..."

"Oh, so it's just an excuse to say that being afraid is just an excuse, and it's true to want to be a scumbag... Training the Dragon God is like training a grandson... What do you say is your sister Qingcheng's identity?"

"Where did T_T hear such strange words?! Yun Sheng is not allowed to imitate bad things...it should be a senior from the Dragon Clan? My hen..."

"I didn't!" Suan Ni protested to the two bad boys who were poking his back, and then turned to Ying Qingcheng.

"You, why are you..." Suan Ni, who was scolded, blushed and turned pale, and was afraid and trembling, couldn't utter a word to fight back for a long time.

Ying Qingcheng smiled contemptuously: "Being said so badly, you can't even hum a complete rebuttal? Yu Qiang's son is actually a coward with corrupt morals. I think this dragon clan in the world is about to decline."

Suan Ni burst into tears and shouted: "Don't insult my family! I... I am not a coward with moral corruption! I left for...for..."

"For what?" Ying Qingcheng seemed to be sure that Suan Ni was nothing, and she was ready to continue teasing him calmly.

"My father has always opposed my practice of Buddhism. You must know that I have found a girlfriend from the Buddhist sect. I might bully her! Besides, she is a bird! A bird! The bird clan and the dragon clan have feuds, even if she can marry, Can I be happy? I am afraid that she will eat me, and I am even more afraid that I will not be able to pass this hurdle, and I am most afraid that she will regret it in the future! I... also want to talk to her face to face! But I feel soft-hearted when I see her face, how do I break up?! Am I easy? Woohoo!"

I went...to cry...to be scolded for crying?Looking at the man with no image in front of them, everyone was embarrassed and wanted to laugh. They felt that he was really pitiful, but they couldn't be sympathetic.

Fortunately, I still think he is quiet and cute... It seems that whether it is a human or a dragon, you need to get in touch with him to see the essence through the phenomenon!Unwavering sigh.It turns out that Silly White Sweet Suannilong has also thought deeply about it, well~ it's not very reliable, and it's a bit long-winded...

Ying Qingcheng supported her forehead with a headache, and her tone couldn't get any better: "You...you are a man after all! How can you cry better than a woman? Over there, why don't you come out? How long are you going to let me be a villain?!"

"...Xiao Yan..." The wooden lattice wall connected to the side room opened in response, and the red-eyed sister Yu walked in from the side room, and it turned out that there was an inconspicuous small door there.

"I forgot to mention that the wing next door is connected to this place. Huh? How did you get in touch? Hehe, it's a corporate secret." Bajie smiled and sipped his tea.

"Ah... Ah Chi..." Suan Ni was a little flustered: "You heard it just now..."

"Xiao Ling, I practice Zen and have been a vegetarian for many years. As for the others, I don't care! As long as I am with you, I am willing. I have waited for many years to get you, and I don't want to miss it!" Sister Yu rushed over ... holding the herbivorous man Suan Ni in his arms.

"Achi!" "Little Yan!" "Little Yan!" "Achi!"

So mushy...

"It's disgusting! Get out and go to the next room to have sex!" Are you two the protagonists of the [-] o'clock dog-blood idol drama?Master Shebishi, who was still running on the road chasing love far away, was very upset and kicked them into the next room.

"Hahahaha!" The hilarious Sanjiu slapped Ying Qingcheng with a gloomy face: "Didn't you think that you are also quite loving?! Hey! Don't make such an expression, children need a little stimulation to get things done! Good job !"

Ying Qingcheng's indifferent mask cracked—did it give you face? !He twisted Bai Sanjiu's restless arm with his backhand, and threw the idiot into Shebi's arms.

"...Brother Suanni's character... the sister just now will be very hard, right?" Kang Dingdang the black line.

"That's what makes everyone fall in love with each other. Who would fall in love with him?" Dong Yunsheng shrugged and shook his head helplessly.

"Hahahaha!" Everyone raised their heads and laughed, but Ying Qingcheng was the only one who looked sideways at the next room and was lost in thought.

"Romeo and Juliet..." she murmured to herself, showing a trace of loneliness and nostalgia.

The author has something to say:

Wai Guoren's understanding of the four classics is really weird, absurd and comic way of understanding...

Meow doesn't really like people with a personality like Suan Ni... I originally wanted to finish this unit in three chapters, but I underestimated my ability to talk nonsense, and I will definitely finish the next chapter T^T... Forgive Meow...