Monster Administration

He poured out a lot of stock in one breath, and picked up the teacup to moisten his throat.Dong Yunsheng was overwhelmed by the mortal temperament of a fairy, and he needed to digest it.

"It's beyond imagination...the world is so wonderful." Relieved, President Dong habitually summarized the outline of the story.

"Honey, do you want to say that there are so many grotesque gods? Where is this? There are even more grotesque ones! Did you know that the first love murder case in history was planned by the gods?" Compared to the euphemistic Dong Zong, Inspector Ying was much more straightforward.

And this kind of social news? !Must listen!

"A long, long time ago, in ancient times, there was a king in a small country. His first wife died young, and he lived alone in his empty boudoir, empty and cold. He paid a lot of betrothal gifts, and married a young and beautiful queen."

"After a few years of peaceful life, one day a certain emperor who was born in heaven with a golden spoon in his mouth came to the king's house to collect rent, just to collect tribute. When he met the new queen by chance, he was shocked for a moment. After that, The emperor Ndai finds all kinds of excuses to stroll around the king's gate when he has nothing to do. Is he a fairy? He is not old, handsome and promising, and has a deep background. Tomorrow's new queen sneaked a sneak peek at Shuaiguoxianxian, confirmed her eyes, met the right person, and after a while, the two eyes finally hooked up, and talked about abnormal underground love..."

"Paper can't hold fire. Soon the king found out that his wife was cheating. He was annoyed and had nothing to do with the emperor, so he had to put the queen under house arrest. Seeing that the situation was not good, the queen quickly sent a letter to her lover in heaven. The emperor was angry when he received the letter. Bigger than a king! Cursing you as a mortal who doesn’t know what is good or bad, it’s an honor for me to see your daughter-in-law, how dare you hinder my good deeds! The emperor’s heart is vicious, in fact, he woke up early to take the queen to heaven, okay They lived together with her and flew every day. So they took the opportunity and conspired with the queen to poison the king, but the poisoning alone was not counted, fearing that the matter would be revealed, Mrs. J and his wife would dismember the poor king's body and leave it in the wilderness!"

"The king has a half-old son. The little boy is very smart. When he saw his father disappearing for no reason, he realized that something was wrong. He hurriedly took the people who supported his father to anoint the soles of his feet! He ran to a deserted island overseas to rebuild the country. When he gained a firm foothold, he would wholeheartedly serve his father. Revenge, united with Chiyou's survivors Sanmiao, and raised troops against the human and god co-lord Huang Dida who was still in power at the time. Only then did this cruel murder and dismemberment case be exposed. Afterwards, the Heavenly Court learned from the pain and paid close attention to the education and rectification of the next generation. The wind effect is still Not bad. Fortunately, there are very few such things among the gods, otherwise the lives of mortals would be hard to live..."

"Wait..." Dong Yunsheng couldn't help interrupting her: "Did you forget something? How did the emperor and the queen decide in the end?"

"This... said he was executed, but I don't know the details. It wasn't written carefully in the book..." The story was unfinished, and Mr. Ying, the storyteller, bowed his head in embarrassment.

Ms. Dong, who was educated by the separation of powers since she was a child, was very dissatisfied: "!!! Could it be that there is already a nepotism?! How is this possible?!"

"Maybe it is already a thing of the past. In fact, whether it is a person or an immortal, it will be corrupted very quickly. When the Heavenly Court was first established, there were many immortals who were born directly without trials. The Heavenly Court was more indulgent to them. The beam is not upright and the beam is crooked, and the phenomenon of relying on the strong to bully the weak is serious. The emperor's N generation is the originator of the case of love killing and dismembering corpses, not the originator of marital infidelity. The originator of marital infidelity is a fairy named Boling He is the grandson of Emperor Yan. He has already married a wife, and he fell in love with the wife of Wu Quan, a god under him. Wu Quan's wife was not very willing, but he had to agree due to Boling's power, and gave birth to three sons, all of whom were surnamed Wu. The one with the surname Shennong..." I couldn't help but feel helpless.

Dong Yunsheng couldn't stand listening to it, and couldn't help turning into a keyboard warrior: "Is that Wu Quan a man? Can he bear his wife being bullied like this?!"

"At that time, it was different from now. It was the transition period from the ignorant primitive society to the evil slave society. The immediate boss had the power of life and death over his subordinates. What's more, the grandfather of the immediate boss couldn't be provoked. If he was green, he would be green, otherwise ..." Bushi stretched out two fingers to make a scissors shape, and made a gesture on the neck: "'Kacha' if the head is cut off, it is useless."

"So he ran away and traded his wife?! Isn't there a very famous rule of conduct in ancient times? How do you say...uh...who can kill but not insult?"

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" Buyi immediately completed it with a tacit understanding.

"Yes, that's it! It's useless! Greed for life and fear of death!" Dong Yunsheng rolled his eyes to show his disdain.

"This idiom is appropriate! Don't worry~ it's not over yet. The Yellow Emperor found out about this later and punished Boling severely. Boling dared not force Wu Quan's wife anymore. Emperor Yan knew that he was wronged at the time, but He felt sorry for his grandson, and later found a reason to send Wu Quan to Guanghan Palace to cut down osmanthus trees~By the way—Guanghan Palace has nothing to do with the moon, it just turns into a moon shape to deceive ordinary people. It is actually a place similar to Lenggong Wu Quan's wife probably divorced him and didn't go with him. She was afraid that he would be lonely, so she sent all three cheap sons to Guanghan Palace to accompany him. Legend has it that the three children turned into jade rabbits, palace toads... until now And accompany him to cut down trees!... Are you in a better mood?"

"...Wu Quan later changed his name to Wu Gang, right? The ending is barely acceptable, at least it's better than the last story." Ms. Dong, who has a good sense of integrity, said that she can still relieve her hatred.

"My dear, calm down. As time goes by, the Heavenly Court gradually loses control over the earthly regime, and such immortals with poor moral character and poor practice are gradually eliminated by the more powerful Chengshen Tianlei. Now the remaining high-level members of the joint meeting are The few gods who are relatively peaceful, have a sense of responsibility and justice, still have reason. These two stories are not good, and you will be unhappy after listening to them. So, let me tell a funny fairy! Listen! Did you mention Nuwa’s intestines?”

Dong Yun Shengmo, forgive her for not being a native of China, and not understanding any of the four words.

"The translation is Nuwa's intestines."

Nuwa Dong Yunsheng knows that she is the goddess who repaired the sky in ancient times. What is Changzi?Huaguo culture is extensive and profound, and one sound and one word can refer to multiple meanings. Her ancient prose is really not very good, so she has to think about it carefully!

Seeing her dizzy, he quickly drew two circles on his stomach, and kindly reminded: "It's not that complicated, it's just this intestine."

"...God Nuwa's intestinal system... turned into a fairy???!" Dong Yunsheng understood in seconds, and asked tremblingly in disbelief.

This is not funny, this is horror, okay! Empress Nuwa, what happened to you? T^T

Unwavering applause and encouragement: "Yun Sheng's guess is so accurate! That's it, a total of ten gods have been transformed."

ten?Can you tell me how to divide?Three large intestines?Three small intestines?Cecum three?There is still one missing!Forget it, don't tell me, I don't want to know =_=...

"...What do these ten gods do?"

"In the wild of Liguang, across the road."

"...Don't move, can you speak modern Chinese? I really don't understand the ancient Chinese." Dong Yunsheng completely surrendered.

"Lying across the road in the wilderness."

"??? On the road? What are you doing on the road?"

"It's just lying on the road. These people are long gone, and I haven't seen them. There are only a few words in the book, and they don't say what they are doing lying on the ground."

So, these ten immortals transformed by the intestinal system of Empress Nuwa, just lie down in rows and bask in the sun in the wilderness every day when they have nothing to do?What is this all about the gods? !Dong Yunsheng sprayed tea.

In this way, the unchanging fairy tale begins with indecency, shifts between morality and legality in the middle, and ends with inexplicable funny (?).

Clean up, turn off the lights and sleep.

The author has something to say:

That's right, Meow is here to complain about those who destroy the ancient books of the Three Views, the brain hole is over, and the next series will return to the plot^o^b.

All the characters in this series have their prototypes, and I would like to thank all of Nuwa Zhichang for their friendly guest appearances. If you are interested, you can read the original text on Baidu.

In addition, how to break the question marks produced by JJ's crazy claw machine code?Tired =_=...