Monster Administration

The following is the science popularization period of the teacher.

Where there are people, there are disputes, and the ancient times were no exception.Brother Yao is in charge of rewards and punishments for good and evil in the tribe, and has a high status.If someone commits a crime, they will be brought before her for interrogation, much like our current detective + judge.

Brother Yao is considered to be the pioneer of cosplay activities. On the day of the trial, he will paint tattoos all over his body, wear a robe and mask that symbolizes the guardian beast of the tribe, and then announce in public whether the suspect is really guilty, and if so, what kind of punishment should be imposed.

She has a chivalrous spirit, sympathizes with the people, and never takes bribes.If someone dared to send money or goods to her, she would punish him by disclosing his identity as a bribe-taker.As a result, Brother Yao's reputation grew, and many small tribes around came to join her and chose her as the co-owner of the tribal alliance.

While cultivating the tribe, monk Yao insisted on practicing superficial exercises.Due to the lack of obvious results in practice, most of the monks who practiced at the same time as her gave up, and only monk Yao persisted.After an unknown period of time, the difference between her and the people around her became more and more obvious, and there were almost no traces of aging.

One day, nine divine thunders suddenly descended from the clear sky and struck her nine times, and she became a fairy.Is it casual?In fact, in the era of abundant aura, as long as you have talent, and meet the two conditions of persisting in cultivation and doing good deeds, becoming a fairy is so easy!

The other protagonist of the story is named Huan, whose title is Mrs. Shangyuan of Shangyuan Palace.Brother Huan was probably born at the end of Emperor Shun and the beginning of Emperor Yu, and was a small local slave owner.

Cultivator Huan has been practicing Taoism since she was a child. She insists on practicing and refuses to marry all her life. She has read many books and is proficient in the rhythm of medicinal herbs. She is a talented woman who is well-known far and wide.She often sees doctors for her neighbors for free and teaches children, especially little girls, how to read and write.By the time she's in her 80s she still looks like someone in her 40s... Aren't the female compatriots envious?Come, let's learn about the beauty method of cultivating immortals! ...It's far away, in short, monk Huan has become a virtuous woman who is especially respected in ten miles and eight villages.

Later, there was a little bully in the village who fell in love with a female disciple of monk Shanghuan and wanted to marry her as a concubine by force.Brother Huan used his influence to run around the village to appeal, but he didn't let the little bully succeed in the end.The little bully held a grudge, and planned to beat her to death and throw her into the river while she was out.Just when the little tyrant and his three slaves were about to attack Brother Huan, nine heavenly thunders fell!

The real version of the thunder strike staged!The villain was chopped into coke, and it was impossible to tell who was who!Cultivator Huan, who only suffered five thunderstorms, went away like this.

I don't know how the two of them got promoted and became gods and how they got to know each other later.However, there were not many gods at that time, and they held this banquet and that banquet at every turn, so it was easy to get to know each other.In short, the two goddesses hate each other lately, and their relationship is always good, so what is it to share a handkerchief?I often have long talks with Ta all night, cough cough, and so on.

This classmate... Be serious, don't laugh.

Here comes the main event.The nature of Aunt Yao's job hasn't changed much since she became a god, but what about Aunt Huan?Responsible for assessing the promotion and promotion of female immortals, and guiding newly-accomplished immortals to the beginning, all Wuyang Wuyang under his command are Mei Lu!She has developed a habit of admiring and judging beauties.

Aunt Huan was so happy to see several beauties who were beautiful and intelligent in succession. When Aunt Yao came, she confiscated her and pointed to one of them and asked Aunt Yao: "Isn't it beautiful? It looks like you when you were young. "

It is estimated that Aunt Yao's dissatisfaction has been accumulated for a long time, and she immediately became unhappy: "Do you think I am old? Then look at the young ones!"

Aunt Huan was inexplicably angry, "Who thinks you're old? I'm talking casually about people, obviously I want to praise you? It's unreasonable, what kind of food..." Well, that's how it is anyway meaning.

Three sentences disagree, the two started a cold war, the time is not too long, let's say a thousand years... Don't stare so wide, 1000 years is really not a long time for a god!

Aunt Yao has a bit of a temper, she is a little bored when no one wants to play with her, she decides to patrol the lower realm, no one can stop her, she has to go, so she has to go.

However, according to another statement from another party, Aunt Yao's real thoughts should be the same - a certain god is more stubborn than an iron walnut!You don't come to coax me, do you?If you don't come to coax me, I'll go down and do something! (Since this statement has not been acknowledged by me, it is for reference only.)

After going around in the secular world, Aunt Yao heard that the mortal emperor Xiao Cheche is very interested in and has experience in cultivating immortals. She had a whim, maybe she can save the emperor and ascend to immortality?Just set up the pomp and talk to Xiao Cheche.

Xiao Cheche is a little level in governing the country, and he is in a period of personal expansion. At this time, a high-level goddess is ushered in. He secretly thinks that people have ideas for him, and he is happy!Delicious and fun things are all shown off.Aunt Yao nodded and said, yes, yes, Xiuxian is very sincere, I will find you an introduction introducer.So I sent someone to invite my good friend Mrs. Shangyuan to come and see her together.

Mrs. Shangyuan received the invitation letter, slapped her chair and stood up: "Don't you come to talk to me, go find a little pervert who is famous in the Three Realms?!... No, I mean, you are such a big leader, how can you handle the reservists personally? Review training? That’s my field of expertise! I can’t bear it, go down and have a look.” The team also marched on.

After 1000 years of struggling, Aunt Yao finally saw Aunt Huan, but her face had to be tense, she couldn’t look too festive, and said politely to others: “Xianyou is here~ Look, this is my newly developed high-quality resource."

"You really have a lot of high-quality resources! You send away King Zhou X in the front, and find Emperor X Han in the back! Hmph!" —^—

"I think this young man has good qualifications~"

"Which aptitude is good? The small eyes are squinting!... Xianyou, your eyesight is not good recently, right? Hmph!" —^—

"Mortal people need training! Why don't we make a bet, I'll give him an introductory book, if he cultivates immortality, you will come to live with me in Yaochi, and change your preference for admiring little beauties. Don't dare to gamble?"

"Hmph! What dare I not? If I win, you can live with me in Shangyuan Palace! Not only can you not stop me from looking at beauties, but also watch them with me!"

Aunt Yao smiled and agreed to Aunt Huan, and said kindly to Little Cheche: "Cheche, do you know that there are such-and-such scriptures, such-and-such scriptures, such-and-such scriptures in the sky...? Each of these secret methods can reach Different realms." There was a list of the first names in the fairy world, and she probably didn't even read it herself.

Little Cheche shook his head with staring eyes.

"Aren't you tempted? Do you like it? Do you want it?" Aunt Yao induced.

The silly little Cheche nodded desperately: "I want it! I want it! I really want it!"

"Hehe... I won't show it to you. It's for your own good if I don't show it to you. You still can't get rid of the temptation of worldly desires. Letting you read the super-grade fairy classics will harm you instead. I will give you this elementary introduction book now." Book, you practice hard, and when you are reborn and reach the standard of becoming an immortal, I will personally pick you up. Don’t disappoint my expectations, study hard!" Leave the book behind, and lead the subordinates to fly away with Mrs. Shangyuan.

The emperor is the kind of person whose desires are most difficult to satisfy among mortals.Can become a fairy?It's funny.Little Cheche is the best among them. He is greedy for money, lustful, extravagant, laboring people and wasting money. He wants to carry it forward.He wants to live forever, and it is true to be a domineering man forever.After getting Aunt Yao's book, he felt that his character had exploded and his fortune was prosperous, so he didn't practice well at all.Aunt Huan didn't like him at all, she was just waiting to reap the fruits of the gambling game!

Don't you know that you are Aunt Yao?This is her brilliance! Playing hard to get!

Decades later, Xiao Cheche became very ill. On the day when his life was over, Aunt Yao went to see him and said in tears, "Why don't you practice the book I gave you? Look, you don't even have a long life." on."

Little Cheche regretted it very much, and cried and said, "I'm sorry for your teaching, can you help me? I will definitely repent."

Aunt Yao sighed: "I can feel your sincerity in cultivating immortals. It is impossible to sanctify your body. After your body is dissected, I will condense your energy and integrate it into spiritual plants. Let you do an internship first." Send the boy to Penglai to continue training." Does it look familiar?That's right, Nezha Ouba's rebirth experience!

Little Cheche snapped contentedly.

Aunt Yao kept her promise...huh?What plant are you asking?lotus root?Where do lotus roots come from in March? ...uh...a bit hard to say.According to Aunt Yao, at that time there was only one potted plant in his bedroom that had spirituality. It was a pot...a prickly pear...what?You ask me, how could there be such a foreign-looking plant as prickly pear in the palace of the ancient emperor?That... I don't know either! pass!

In short, Aunt Yao brought the fairy ball to Aunt Huan and said, "Look! You've become a fairy!"

Aunt Huan said angrily, "How dare you cheat!"

Aunt Yao shrugged: "No, what I said is that even if he becomes a fairy, I win, and there is no limit on how to become a fairy."

Aunt Huan was in a daze: "..." After a while, she turned her head and said to the prickly pear: "You are still dirty! I will give you a spell, and if you see a woman in the future, if you are emotional (you understand how emotional = _=), it will change back to the original body of (cactus)! This is to help you practice concentration! Hmph!"

That's right... Xiao Cheche was angered just like that.You said it was worse than the eunuch?Hehe, I feel the same way.But Cactus Cheche himself accepted it happily and said, "Okay! Please be strict with me!"

Later, a literati who wanted to photograph the horses of his immediate boss wrote an online novel called "Emperor X of the Han Dynasty" to prove that the emperor can also become a fairy!It was collected in "Tai Ping Kuan Ji", you can find it

...You mean Aunt Huan?Anyway, until hundreds of years ago, when the immortals closed the Kunlun Ruins and moved to live in the secular world, Aunt Huan was still living in Yaochi... Mmm!They are really just good girlfriends!

The story of being struck by lightning casually and becoming a fairy is too simple?Is there any other way to become a fairy?Of course there is!In the next paragraph, I will talk about a more complicated method of becoming a fairy-proving the way by killing!

The author has something to say:

5.4 Happy~ My mentality has been a bit broken recently. The main reason is that the speed of thinking and coding cannot keep up with the speed of daily updates.In order not to affect normal life, Miao decided not to force herself to do bad things, and plans to slow down the frequency of updates to 3-4 times a week, please forgive me.It's the same sentence-guaranteed not to cheat.