Monster Administration

It was the weekend again, Dong Yunsheng used to have no time to relax at all, but now she was lying on the sofa growing grass and no one cared, she walked around the company twice, and had to go home with two bodyguards.

Dong Yunsheng looked for a relationship, borrowed the original films of the two movies about human life from the Huaguo Optoelectronics Bureau, and invited Ying Buzhi to his bedroom to watch and study together, hoping to find clues.

In the middle of watching her go downstairs to make coffee in the small kitchen, just in time the housekeeper grandpa walked in with his hands slightly folded on his chest, his expression was as uncomfortable as if he had accidentally eaten a fly...

"Miss... I have a courier and I want to ask Miss Ying to sign for it."

"? Can't grandpa sign for you? Then let the courier boy come in."

"...uh...he's already come in." The grandpa housekeeper separated his folded hands.

"Phew~ I'm suffocated." In the middle of the butler's grandfather's palm stood a... big ant wearing a green courier suit?About the size of a paper clip, the lower two legs support the body.The middle two legs, eh?Is it a leg or a hand?Holding a courier box the size of a thumbnail.The top...Dong Yunsheng couldn't figure it out anymore, anyway, it was the top two...Maybe he was afraid that the housekeeper grandpa would accidentally squeeze him when he was brought in, so he kept trying to support the two sides...

As the butler grandpa opened his hands to the outside, part of the ant courier's limbs were liberated. He breathed a sigh of relief, took off the courier cap on his head, and the two tentacles popped out and jumped happily, saying hello to Dong Yunsheng: "Hey, hello, this human beauty Ant Xun Express is here to serve you. Please don’t scream at me, and don’t try to shoot, crush, trample me to death like that aunt in your family just now, I am not Thieves, robbers, and assassins are just ordinary couriers. Shouldn’t Ying Tianshi live here now? There’s a Kun clan courier asking her to sign for it.”

Grandpa Butler: T^T Please stop complaining, please?Can I apologize to you on behalf of my wife?Who made you suddenly stand on the doorbell button, not knowing that insects are the bane of most human women?And it's a talking bug...

Dong Yunsheng stared at the Ant courier for 30 seconds with wide eyes.

Ant Courier: I know I'm handsome...and...you don't have to look at me like that, do you?This bug is a serious ant!

Dong Yunsheng suddenly stood up straight, took a deep breath, turned around and shouted to the upstairs: "No move! I have your Yixun Express! Come and sign!"

"Oh! Here we come!" Ying Buyi ran downstairs pulling the slippers "da da da", and very habitually said to the courier brother: "I should not move, please trouble you, I will sign."

The courier brother took out a signature book the size of a sesame seed, and Dong Yunsheng suddenly understood why the butler grandpa couldn't sign it for him. The entire signature book is not as big as a pen tip of a human race, right?

The courier boy was quite polite: "No trouble, no trouble, it's just that it's not easy to do anything now! There is life in danger, baa ha ha. By the way, the Kun family who sent the courier asked us to bring a sentence-this is Thank you, he has already found a relative's house, thank you for providing him with the Yezi Dharma Boat."

Don’t hesitate to draw your name in the air, press it in the direction of the signature book, and the signature book will flash with a golden light, which means the signature is successful.

After the handover was completed, the Ant courier hugged the housekeeper’s grandfather’s finger and was taken away. When he left, he still waved his little hand enthusiastically to advertise: "Thank you for your patronage! To send things to the Kun people, please find us Ant Express! Guaranteed cheap and fast service. !"

As soon as the Ant courier left, Dong Yunsheng Lingbo moved to Ying Buyi with small steps, her curious eyes sparkled, fully expressing her inner desire-"Open it in person! Open it quickly! Show me what is the thank you gift?"

Ying smiled slightly, tore open the express package, and fell out...a peanut...

Dong Yunsheng's interest value plummeted, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Give a peanut as a thank you gift...the Kun people...are they poor?"

Ying Buyi laughed loudly: "The Yaozu is like this, no matter how small the help they receive, they will definitely return gifts. However, the content of the gifts in return is more arbitrary, some are what they think are precious, and some are what they like very much. I’ve been to Shexie before, and my roommate almost stepped on it when I went out, so I’m not scared to death!”

Holding that peanut, should not hesitate to ask Dong Yunsheng: "Are there any other peanuts in Yunsheng's family?"

"You! You still want to eat it together?!" What kind of eccentricity is this?Dong Yunsheng is embarrassed.

Ying Buyi smiled again: "No, Fuyuan will make it flow."

In order to watch how Fuyuan flows, Dong Yunsheng offered to provide other peanuts, not to mention having them at home, even if she didn't have her, he would buy them immediately!Such interesting activities do not come across every time.

Yingbushi mixed Xie Li with twenty other peanuts, crushed them with a rolling pin, put them in a small bowl, and brought them to the balcony of Dong Yunsheng's house, sprinkled the crushed peanuts evenly on the balcony floor, and then took out a peanut from his pocket. The small porcelain bottle poured out a pill the size of a grain of rice and threw it into his mouth, and shouted loudly: "Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp! chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!" Huh?You don't understand?Oh, the translation is - here are delicious crushed peanuts!I'll treat!Birds come and eat!

Dong Yunsheng is thrilling! ...Why is it not speaking human language but bird language? !Is there such a foreign language? !Why doesn't she know?

Don't tell me, it really works!Not long after, a dozen or so little birds flew over, landed on the ground and babbled at the crushed peanuts, raising their heads from time to time and chirping in response, and then chirping back in response.

Dong Yunsheng grabbed Yingbu's arm and said, "I don't understand! Take me to play!" Does she count as being excluded?

Ying Bu patted his forehead: "Sorry, I forgot." Quickly took out the vial and poured another pill, opened his mouth to Dong Yunsheng and said: "Ah~~~".

...Dong Yunsheng was silent for three seconds, and cooperated with "Ah~~~", and should not hesitate to feed the pill into her mouth.

Dong Yunsheng tasted it, but it was tasteless, but the moment the pill melted, she found that all the chirping birds had changed to speak Mandarin! -_-''

"Thank you, Master Ying Tian. You often invite us to dinner." Because they are all about the same size, Dong Yunsheng can't tell which one is which. According to the order of speaking, let's call it the bird armor for the time being.

"Hey, we won't eat for nothing, just tell us if you need our help!" This is Bird B.

Bird C continued: "I promise to do it for you." You are so down-to-earth!No grumble, bad review.

"I really have something to ask for your help." I begged the bird with a smile. "You all know that there is a century-old studio in the north of the city, right? The one that committed suicide a few days ago?"

The little birds scrambled to answer: "I know it! I know it!" One of them pointed to Dong Yunsheng and said proudly: "I know it! This sister is the boss of the dead artist!"

...Thank you so much~ I am that boss T^T... I didn't know I was already so famous... It was so heart-wrenching to chat today!Can't talk anymore...

Ahem, people are tough!Do not dismantle!Ying Buyi hurriedly brought the topic back: "It's good that you know that there were murder cases in that studio in 35 and 58, and I want to know the specifics. For example, who died? Is it a man or a woman? Why did something happen? They were dressed when they died? You are familiar with the land, you have a wide range of birds, and you know a lot of old monsters. Can you ask me? It would be even better if you could find someone who worked there at that time, please Introduce me for a meeting. I'll treat you guys to a meal once you're done!"

"Okay! Okay! We will inquire now and get back to you as soon as possible. ...Where can we find you if we have any news?" The representative of Bird Armor spoke.

Ying Bushan pointed to the window of his bedroom: "Just find me in that room."

The little birds nodded in agreement, continued to eat crushed peanuts, and talked about "Lao Li lives next to Lao Zhang, but Lao Li's son is not like Lao Li and Lao Zhang, and the two families are fighting to the death." .

Not understanding the general principles of human relations in other races, Dong Yunsheng tugged at Yingbu's sleeves and asked quietly, "Don't you ask for one meal for one thing? Do you want to invite me twice?"

Ying Buzhi replied quietly: "This time things are a bit troublesome, there are not many meals, and it will be convenient to find them next time."

"Can I find them if I have something to do?"

"It's best not to, it's more troublesome. As food for entrustment money, they only accept food that has been tainted with luck, and it must be the client's own luck."

About one to two ten minutes later, the conversations of the birds suddenly changed back to normal birdsong, just as the crushed peanuts were finished, and they all flew away.

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Should not be moved: dialect version pills are also available to ensure that various needs are met ^o^b.