[Hokage] One tit for another

"Sasuke, Shikamaru..."

"Hey! Don't touch that! Oh, damn it, I told you not to touch it!"

"Why? This is so interesting! Shikamaru, you are so long-winded."

"I am long-winded? Who is to blame for this, idiot!"

"I love Luo..."

"Hey! You also pay attention to me, the sand is mixed into the wine!"

"..."

"Sai! What are you doing! Get off the window!"

"……To the restroom."

"The door is over there! Go to the toilet and walk through the door properly!"

"Sasuke! You should take care of it anyway. Otherwise, tomorrow, the five major countries will know about our gathering to drink." In the wing room of the tavern, there were drunks lying all over the place.Shikamaru sat down next to me, rubbing his forehead, exhausted by the nonsense of his friends, "It's really troublesome, drinking should be done in moderation."

I sat on the soft sofa seriously, rocking back and forth with a glass of wine.

"Sasuke, look at this, it's so beautiful and sweet." Naruto rushed over with a glass of wine, and pushed Shikamaru away from me with a smirk.

"Hey, that alcohol content is too high, you can't drink it anymore!" Shikamaru reached out and wanted to snatch the wine glass away.

Naruto was obviously drunk, lying limply on my shoulder, his face flushed, he was pawing at me like a koala, and while bringing the wine glass to my mouth, he was laughing foolishly, his eyes bent into crescent moons.

"Hahaha~ Sasuke, try it!"

Before Shikamaru snatched the glass away, I quickly lowered my head and drank the whole glass in Naruto's hand.

"Sasuke?!" Shikamaru looked at me in horror, as if seeing the last living person turned into a zombie at the end of the world.

"It's really sweet." I looked at Shikamaru seriously, affirming Naruto's words.

It's quite delicious, and I want to have another drink.

"You..." Shikamaru pointed at me, his face turned green, and he was speechless for a long time.

what happened?

I looked at Shikamaru blankly: "Why don't you drink?"

Oh, right!It turned out that Shikamaru was waiting for me to feed!

I grabbed Shikamaru's neck, picked up the wine bottle on the table, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Shikamaru staggered, and after he finally got rid of my bondage, the bottle of wine slowly bottomed out, and the transparent wine was scattered everywhere. My hands were wet, and I couldn't help but wiped the bottle as soon as I dropped it Shikamaru's face.

"Shikamaru, you are so disgusting." I shook the wine in my hand and frowned.

Shikamaru's face was flushed red, like a big tomato, he choked his throat and sat down on the ground, leaning on the table and looking at me.

"It's over..." Shikamaru looked desperate, "You're drunk too, right?"

Drunk?

Indeed, my head is a little dizzy, and my eyes are also a little blurry.

But I shook my head and felt conscious.

"It's over now... If I'm also drunk, how do we go back?" Shikamaru covered his face and muttered to himself, he had a big belch, his expression blurred.

I poured myself another glass of wine, and gave Shikamaru a distasteful look: "Why are you a mother-in-law? You are both adults. Is there anything wrong with drinking?"

"No..." Shikamaru supported his head, "If Sasuke was still awake, you wouldn't say that... No, maybe you would still say that..."

"Huh? What the hell am I..." Shikamaru struggled for a while, then completely let go of this question, and muttered with his head down, "I'm really drunk."

Drunk Shikamaru seemed bored sitting alone, so he stretched out his leg and kicked my foot: "Sasuke, what are your plans?"

"What's the plan?" I repeated his words in confusion, and lined up the glasses in front of me.

"Aren't you going to revive the Uchiha clan?" Shikamaru asked.

"Reviving the Uchiha clan..." I repeated subconsciously, thinking dully in my mind, while stacking the glasses on the table into a triangle.

"Oh, yes! I want to revive the Uchiha clan!" I nodded.

How many layers can I build the cup into?

I want to cover to six floors!Because Itachi is born in June...then I pour the wine over it so it's a champagne party!

"But you are still alone now..." Shikamaru grabbed the wine bottle on the ground and did not let go.

"I was originally a human..." Am I not a human?It is as if you are not human now, have you evolved?Oh, no... no, that's not what Shikamaru meant.

I poured the wine down the glass tower and drank it glass by glass, saying out loud, "I'm not alone."

I still have you, and Weasel.

"No, no, no..." Shikamaru corrected me distressedly, scratching his hair, "I mean... If you want to revive the Uchiha clan, at least have a child."

have a baby? !

I was stunned.

But I will not have children.

I thought in a daze, I am not a woman.Are you looking for Orochimaru to speed up the research process?But is the life created from the experiment really a complete and healthy life?

"Snapped--"

I suddenly slapped myself blankly, what on earth was I thinking.

Of course I didn't give birth to a child, isn't there a ferret?

Although I am the current head of the Uchiha clan, I don't mind having Itachi's child as my successor.

"It's enough to have Itachi around." I said.

"Oh, by the way, have you met your future sister-in-law?" Shikamaru suddenly leaned over and asked gossipingly, "I heard it's Anbe's beauty."

"He didn't say that." I shook my head.

It's not just that I haven't seen it, Itachi never mentioned it to me.But Konoha is such a big place, a little bit of news can spread, not to mention the famous Uchiha Itachi.

I'm waiting for Itachi to bring my future sister-in-law to visit. As the current patriarch, of course I have to take a look.But I don't have any requirements, as long as she is a living person, not to mention that she is also a very good girl according to the rumors.I can't imagine what it would be like to marry Itachi, but maybe having one more woman in the family would be much better?Now Itachi is doing the housework. If Itachi is on a mission, I will go out to eat and leave the dirty clothes there. When Itachi comes back, he will automatically and consciously take care of daily life.

If you get married...Itachi will be much more relaxed.

I also thought, if that girl doesn’t want to live with her husband’s brother, I will move out of the old house. The bookstore at the street corner is really good, and the attic on the second floor has great lighting, and I like living in it very much. over there.

Shikamaru also babbled a lot, but I couldn't hear them clearly. After I drank the last glass of wine in the glass tower, I felt my head spinning and I fell forward suddenly.

In a daze, it seemed that the wine glass was pushed down, and the glass wine glass slammed on the table, and the glass shards shattered all over the floor.

……

"Sasuke?"

"Sasuke?"

I opened my eyes and felt throbbing pain in my temples. The memory before I fell asleep slowly came back, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

...to be so drunk.

I raised my head, but suddenly found that everything around me was very strange.

My angle of view became lower, Shikamaru, Naruto, Gaara, Sai... They all surrounded me, as if they were all awake, their hair was still messy, their faces were tired and red with hangovers, But their expressions were very strange. They stared at me with wide eyes, as if they had seen something incredible, especially Naruto, who opened his mouth wide.

"Sa, Sasuke?" Naruto cautiously held out his hand to me.

How did Naruto's hands get so big?

How did they get so tall?I looked up at them as if I were looking at a giant.

I stretched out my hand to Naruto blankly, but saw a small furry black paw on Naruto's seemingly huge palm.

……paw?

paw? ! ! ! ! ! !

I raised the little paw in front of me in surprise, and looked over and over again, it seemed that it was really my paw.

so……

Almost instinctively, I licked the fur on my paws and wiped my face, my long thin beard trembled.

Naruto looked at me with a silly smile: "Sasuke, it's really you. You seem to have turned into a cat."

I put down the paw I was licking, squatted up straight, and looked at Naruto silently.

This feeling is very strange, because I seem to really feel my own tail swaying behind me.

... What a ghost!

I woke up after drinking a drink and turned into a cat, bastard!

This is not the first time drinking!

And why among so many people, I am the only one who has become a cat!

Important things are said twice.

What's going on. !

Ah, damn it!Anyway, no matter what happened, it was Itachi's fault!