[Hokage] One tit for another

Since then, Kakashi has not appeared in front of my eyes for two days, but I sometimes feel him swaying on the roof opposite my window, probably paying attention to my movements.

So I have been obediently lying on the bed for the past two days without going anywhere.Sakura and Ino still came to see me every day and sent a bouquet of flowers by the way. Naruto came to my ward with injuries all over his body at the end of the day. He looked very happy and danced. Tell me interesting things that happened during the practice.

Naruto recruited Tsunade as Konoha's new Fifth Hokage-sama.

Tsunade not only saved my left arm, which was almost scrapped, but also healed Xiao Li's injury, but Xiao Li's injury was too serious, and it is said that he could no longer be a ninja.

How is this possible?Locke Lee is born a strong man, even if he doesn't know ninjutsu, even if he is seriously injured, he is still a real ninja.

I can hear the sound of Xiao Li practicing under the window every day. From the beginning when he staggered forward on crutches, he has been able to simply hit the wooden stakes these days.

Compared to Xiao Li's seriousness, I was completely relaxed. The Taidao was placed by my bedside, but I didn't even move it.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, how can you have such an irresponsible teacher. He left me there to practice alone, and then ran to peek at the women's bath!" Naruto grumbled and complained as he sat next to my bed, Even the brilliant blond hair was pulled down a little limply.

I looked at Naruto's fluffy hair, I couldn't hold it back, I stretched out my hand and rubbed it.Although his hair looks prickly, it is actually very soft, not as stiff as mine, standing up like thorns.

"Jiraiya is also one of Konoha's Sannin, he is very powerful, learn from him." I couldn't help telling, really, there is such a powerful ninja who wants to teach you with a shameless face, this is a privileged class.

Naruto subconsciously rubbed his head against my hand, this action is a bit like a hungry puppy, whimpering, just wanting a little comfort.He didn't believe in Jiraiya's strength at all, and he said in a hurry: "The lustful fairy is so powerful, as soon as he sees a woman, he is completely fascinated and forgets everything!"

If I remember correctly, in Naruto's official data, Jiraiya and Itachi are tied for first place in overall strength?I can understand Jiraiya, the old man who looks like a waste is indeed very powerful, but itachi is just a rising star after all, right?How did he catch up with Jiraiya?Strength is soaring like taking hormones, it's too unscientific!

Hmm, maybe the degree of abnormality is also counted in the overall strength?In this field, that guy Itachi can definitely become a god!

"Sasuke!"

I came back to my senses and saw Naruto staring at me angrily: "You've been distracted recently."

"I was just thinking..." I looked at Naruto thoughtfully, and casually changed the subject, "It is said that Jiraiya is also a disciple of the third Hokage, and a teacher of the fourth Hokage. And Kakashi is a disciple of the fourth."

"Why don't I know." Naruto tilted his head, worrying about the complicated relationship I mentioned, "This...that..."

Seeing that Naruto still didn't understand, I had no choice but to continue to remind: "In terms of relationship, Kakashi is Jiraiya's disciple. And you are Jiraiya's disciple now."

Naruto frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly realized, his eyes widened and he shouted, "So, I'm Kakashi-sensei's uncle?!"

I patted Naruto on the shoulder in satisfaction: "That's right."

Kakashi's seniority can only be a tragedy, I remember that soon Sakura will also worship Tsunade as a teacher.Of course, that's not all. Naruto and his father have become senior brothers. Think about it, what's the matter with taking pleasure in others' misfortune?

"I remember you said to me last time, you want to know what it looks like when Kakashi takes off his mask?" I induced with malicious intent.

"That's right. Don't you want to know?" Naruto nodded sharply, looking at me expectantly, with a sly smile, "Is it buck teeth, or thick lips, or..."

Naruto squeezed his cheeks together with his hands, pouted and made a small mouth, and said to me, "The little cherry mouth in the picture book?"

In fact, Kakashi's mask is the same as if he didn't wear it. It can be inferred that his appearance is not just a little handsome?That's a completely different style from Itachi and Shisui. Kakashi's jaw line is very sharp, exuding a stern taste, but it is undeniable that a man who looks like that will be a little seductive in his coldness Woolen cloth?

... must be very girly, right?

"So this task is entrusted to you." I solemnly pressed Naruto's shoulder and entrusted this important task to him, "You are his uncle."

Naruto became interested and clamored to make a plan with me.

This is normal, between us I have always been the one who advises, and Naruto executes.Just like the graffiti masterpieces that spread throughout Konoha Village back then, Naruto always took me with great interest, thinking about where to hold a personal art exhibition tomorrow.

And I provide Naruto with ideas, paintings, and even raw materials, waiting to see the finished product the next day.

I don't know how long Naruto would have to paint and paint on the walls and buildings all over the village every night because of my casual words, but I can still see the faint bruises under Naruto's eyes the next day.

Naruto may be sleepy and tired, his eyes are bloodshot, but he is very happy, as if I am willing to say one more word to his prank is a kind of gift.

Obviously I was also involved in the prank, but when he was caught and ordered to clean up all the graffiti, Naruto never came to me. He seemed to take it for granted that I didn’t need to be responsible for it, and he would even brag proudly that it was him creative, never to have my name appear in these disgusting pranks.

Of course, I never said a word about it, I didn't wipe the wall, and I didn't admit that the mocking graffiti was actually my own doing.

... For five years, Naruto never even complained, on the contrary, he was always alive and kicking, silly and naive.

"Let's call it 'Battle Kakashi Stripped'." I said casually.

"Yeah." Naruto took a piece of paper from somewhere, probably because he felt that there were too many plans to remember.He wrote the title on it in a serious manner, with crooked handwriting and Naruto's unique style.

"Plan [-]..." Naruto wrote the beginning, but got stuck, frowning and gesturing at the paper, but he didn't write half a word for a long time.

I couldn't help suggesting: "You can treat Kakashi to dinner."

"Yes! We can ask Kakashi-sensei to eat Ichiraku ramen. He always takes off his mask when eating." Naruto's eyes lit up, and he began to write.

"But..." Naruto suddenly remembered something, and pouted at me, "Sasuke, my living expenses are already very tight this month, the lecherous fairy has spent all my pocket money, but Kakashi-sensei will Let me skip a bowl of ramen."

"It's okay, there are still many plans." I comforted.

"For example... tracking Kakashi, he always takes off his mask."

"Understood!" Naruto responded energetically, and wrote down seriously on the paper, "Plan [-]...follow Kakashi-sensei and wait for him to take off the mask."

"Plan three, raid his house. There's no way he's wearing a mask while he's sleeping." I continued to babble.

"But, Sasuke, we don't know where his home is." Naruto looked up at me blankly and innocently.

You don't even know where Kakashi's house is?

I didn't know how to describe it, so I had to grab the paper from Naruto, and drew a small map next to it, showing the location of Kakashi's house. Although the drawing was very simple, with the tacit understanding of our graffiti for many years, Naruto quickly understood Kakashi's correct position.

"Plan [-], you can invite him to take a hot spring together." I said.

"Hot springs are also very expensive." Naruto muttered, lying down while writing, as if the tip of his nose was almost rubbed with ink stains.

"Plan [-], we can accidentally splash water on Kakashi-sensei while he is changing clothes...haha!" Naruto thought of more plans without a teacher, he was amused by his own imagination, As if he really saw Kakashi-sensei being pranked, he laughed happily.

Next, Naruto's talents and thoughts flooded in, and more and more plans appeared on the paper, almost filling up a large white paper.When he really couldn't think of a better idea, Naruto stopped, held the paper up in the air and admired it, and couldn't help laughing at the same time, full of joy.

I looked at Naruto, the paper was densely packed, the plan at the beginning was more reliable, but later on, it was all absurd and whimsical ideas, even my casually saying that I tricked Kakashi into wearing women's clothing was rejected by Naruto. People carefully wrote down one stroke at a time, as if this is a major event related to the survival of the world, and it must be strictly implemented.

"The last plan, if the above plans fail, you all pretend to be close to Kakashi and grab the mask directly." I added.

"The task must be completed!" Naruto seriously added the No.80 three plans, and said to me confidently, and rushed out of the ward with enthusiasm, "I'll go to Sakura, she can definitely help us perfect the plan!"

I propped my chin and looked at Naruto's back bouncing around in the sunset, the forced smile on my face suddenly cooled down.

The effect was over the top, and Naruto was as easy to deceive as ever.In that case, Naruto Sakura and Kakashi won't have time to talk to me, right?

In order to avoid long nights and dreams, I will leave tonight.

It was nearly dusk when Naruto left.

I slowly ate the bento from Sakura, cleaned the lunch box, and placed it by the bedside so that they could see it at a glance.

Night fell quickly, I changed my clothes, and finally picked up the Taidao.The leather knife handle exudes a cool air, I didn't bring any extra things, and jumped down from the window.