[Hokage] One tit for another

"Who?!"

Itachi turned his face sideways to avoid the swift kunai, and had no choice but to interrupt the exchange of glances, looking straight at the place where I was hiding.

I jumped down from the tree, and the leaves were rustling with the wind.

Itachi's pupils shrank suddenly.

This sudden change alarmed everyone, and everyone looked at me warily.

"Sasuke! This is not where you should be! Go back!" Kakashi yelled at me with a stern tone.

When did I listen to you?

I ignored Kakashi, jumped off the river, stepped on the water, and walked up to Kakashi, facing Itachi.

Five years...

Itachi has grown a lot taller than I remembered, and he is gradually fading away from the youthfulness of a child, revealing the sharp silhouette of an adult man.His hair was tied back as smoothly as before, and a few strands of hair were scattered on the side of his face, blowing gently with the wind.

The Xiaopao of the red cloud on the black background fluttered in the wind, reflected in the river water, like a black flame.

More and more data came out, almost swallowing Itachi's face.

I tried my best to distinguish Itachi's appearance in a blur of black and white - I wanted to see Itachi for real, see Itachi's face, not split him into cold pieces of data.

Obviously, I haven't seen this guy for five years, and he has changed a lot.

Maybe the Itachi in my memory was still soft and peaceful, but what stood before my eyes was a bloody, ruthless rebel.

But the moment I really looked at Itachi, the appearance of Itachi clearly appeared in my mind.

He smiled slightly, his eyes narrowed; he practiced seriously, and his clothes were wet with sweat; in the sunset, he carried me home, turned his head to look at me, the warm sunlight fell in his eyes, as if the air It became brilliant; under the starry sky, he and I sat on the roof, those warm eyes flickered, filled with stars, he smiled, as clear and quiet as the night wind.

Everything is so vivid, as if it happened yesterday, as if... We have never been separated, nor separated by a bloody river.

But now, those Sharingan eyes looking at me remind me that something really happened between us.

...Some things, once gone, will never come back.

weasel...

What have you experienced in the past few years?

Why those eyes seem to be completely dead.

What stood in front of me seemed to be just an empty shell.

"Huh? These eyes, Itachi-san, do you have the same eyes as yours?" Sharkhead looked at me and grinned.

I looked away, looked at the shark head standing beside Itachi, and nodded reluctantly: "It's the first time we meet, my name is Sasuke Uchiha."

"Uchiha...wasn't he exterminated? I remember, you did it, right?" The shark head turned to look at Itachi.

"Yeah." Itachi replied calmly, expressionless.

... so uncomfortable!

This guy is an eyesore!

I quickly glanced at the costumes of the shark head and the weasel, and suddenly I felt a sting in my eyes, and I suffered ten thousand points of damage in my heart!

Why……

Is this the price of joining a gangster organization?Itachi's damn straight male aesthetics!

Net pocket shirts, necklaces, nail polish, rings!

Why does Itachi dress up like a gangster collecting protection money on the street? !After all, he is also the eldest master of Uchiha. Could it be that he would not be able to wear clothes without the uniform uniform provided by Uchiha?

Besides, Itachi already looks like a girl, so why does he have to dress like that?

I lowered my eyes subconsciously, trying to avoid the visual pollution from Itachi, but unexpectedly discovered...

W! T! F!

Itachi not only painted nail polish on his hands, but also on his feet...?

who? !who is it? !

Who taught Itachi how to use nail polish?Akatsuki, right?Akatsuki's leader? !

Who painted Weasel's toes?

I suddenly felt itchy in the root of my teeth, and I was so sick that I almost vomited blood.

Wait... Could it be that Itachi rubbed his feet to paint it?

Pfft-hahahaha!

"What about you? What's your name?" I asked angrily, staring at the shark's head with a stinky face.

Forget about it.

Where did this guy come from, not to mention wearing the same clothes as Itachi, and even wearing the same ring on his ring finger... Do you want to die?Mrs. Uchiha is so easy to do?

Sharkhead looked at me for a while, and swung the big knife in his hand, as if he was going to slash my head, but in the end, the big knife just brushed my cheek without any risk, and returned to his shoulder

I didn't move, just looked at him indifferently.Shark Head couldn't help but whistled approvingly: "Not bad, kid. I'm Ganshiguisha."

This intimidation didn't work on me, I didn't even move a hair.

——Of course, thanks to my hair not being brushed just now, the hair is wet and heavy, and there is a sense of stability that gives me the opportunity to be more handsome.

Uchiha Kisame... What an ugly name.

"That's Sasuke Uchiha, your student? What does he want?" Asma asked Kakashi in a low voice behind me.

"No matter what you want to do, it's too dangerous, that's... Itachi Uchiha." Kureni Yuhi said nervously.

Are they too nervous?

"Teacher, it's better not to move." I said suddenly, don't think that I can't see the sneaky movement of your hand behind you. Don't you know that I have 360 ​​degrees without dead ends?

"Why..." Kakashi froze suddenly, looking at me in disbelief.

"Don't hinder me." I said lightly, although this is unreasonable, but in an extraordinary time, it is very means. After a pause, I added, "Don't worry, I won't let him use those eyes."

"Oh? Very confident." Itachi finally moved, mocking me, showing the first expression since I saw him again.

"I wasn't very confident at first, but after seeing you, I suddenly felt relieved." I said.

Itachi narrowed his eyes and said coldly, "What are you talking about?"

"Have you ever heard a saying that a person's taste determines his fate. I haven't seen you for a few years, and your taste has become worse." The more I said, the more I complained, what can I do to save you, my brother.

"You actually saw a shark head?!"

As expected of being my brother for several years, Itachi immediately understood what I meant, and just like that, his expression went blank for a moment.

Dried Persimmon Kisame didn't respond at first, but after being stunned for a moment, he suddenly understood, gritted his teeth and took a step forward, but was stopped by Itachi's hand: "What nonsense are you talking about, brat! I'll kill you!"

"Wear the same clothes, wear the same style of ring, and ring finger!" I pointed out the same thing, my tone became excited, and I took a step forward, and drew out the Taidao at my waist. The blade trembled in the air, making a "clank" sound .

"When did it start? You secretly got someone outside, shouldn't you have my consent? Could it be that he took you to paint your nails? I didn't expect, Itachi, you are such a person!"

"boom."

I raised my hand to block the giant knife in Ghost Shark's hand, the slender blade touched the shark's muscle, creaking under the strength of both sides.Although the knife in my hand is also a good one, it is not as good as his shark muscles. Just look at the degree of wear and tear on both sides under this blow.

It's okay to survive this battle, but I don't want my love knife to be broken in the future.

I slammed my hands together, jumped back, and distanced myself from the dried persimmon and ghost shark.

"Tsk." The dried persimmon ghost smacked his lips, reluctantly retracted the knife, and placed the knife on his shoulder again, "It actually managed to block my blow."

Itachi seemed unusually calm and didn't get angry because of my words. He looked at me coldly, as if he was watching a farce: "Have you had enough trouble?"

I met Shang Itachi's eyes, and in those eyes, Sangou jade flowed quietly.

"Almost." I said.

Itachi glanced at Kakashi, and I stared at Itachi, secretly guarding, this guy is too cunning, he is a natural ninja, he will slip away if he is not careful.

No matter how much it is, let's catch him first.

"What do you want to do back to Konoha?" Kakashi looked at Itachi warily.

"Find something." Itachi responded casually.

Kakashi glanced at me: "Sasuke?"

Itachi didn't look at me and said, "No, it's a relic of the fourth generation."

"It's Naruto you're looking for?" Kakashi's eyes widened and he became more alert.

Seeing that what they said was almost over, I opened my mouth and drew everyone's attention to me again: "Don't forget me."

I waved the knife in my hand, pointed the tip of the knife obliquely at the water, looked straight into Itachi's eyes: "Kill you, Uchiha Itachi."

Itachi looked at me condescendingly, with an expression of arrogance and contempt on his face, as if he didn't pay attention to me at all, and just looked at me like this for a while, as if evaluating my value.Then, as if suddenly dismissive, Itachi averted his eyes.

A gust of wind blew by, Itachi raised his hand to stroke the blown hair on his forehead, and the pair of sharing eyes met Kakashi's eyes again.

Oops!

I quickly threw the kunai.

But this time, Itachi let the sharp kunai brush his cheek, leaving a clear bloodstain on his face.

The line of sight was not interrupted, and Kakashi was pulled into the illusion world of Tsukiyomi in an instant. No one knew what Kakashi experienced there, but in just a short moment, Kakashi gasped violently, covered in cold sweat Kneel down on the water.

"Forget it, Kisame. There's no point in continuing to consume, our goal is not here." Itachi said lightly.

Kisame glanced regretfully at Kakashi who was kneeling down, lost interest in fighting, said nothing, and left with Itachi in an instant.The two figures quickly left the water and disappeared into the dense forest opposite the river bank.

"Damn it!" I cursed, kneeling down and smacking the water so hard it splashed.

Damn itachi!How dare you ignore me and just run away!I know that now is not a good time for us brothers to meet. With these junin, nothing can be done at all.But he ignored me too completely.

Moreover, he didn't even hide from the kunai I threw, at that moment, I almost couldn't restrain myself from wanting to throw another kunai to blow that handle away.Almost scratched Itachi's eye...

Itachi, I haven't seen him for a few years... It's even scarier.

He is not only ruthless to others, but even more ruthless to himself.

"Kakashi." Kurenai Yuhi and Asma exclaimed.

I saw that Kakashi couldn't even maintain the most basic chakra, threw himself on the water, and then sank slowly.

Good-for-nothing Kakashi!It's all you!

I owed you in my previous life!

Now that the matter has come to an end, I retracted Sharingan, and fiercely inserted the sword back into its sheath.