[Hokage] One tit for another

Another summer, I sat in the last row of the classroom with my chin propped up, looking out the window in boredom. On the treetops, a few sparrows are jumping in the light and shadow of the leaves.

... It was so noisy.

The little kids in the classroom are as noisy as sparrows, who knows how many boring things they have to say all day long.And today it was even louder than before, probably because they were finally graduating.

Graduating from elementary school is an exciting thing no matter how you think about it, especially when these little kids finally got the ninja forehead they dreamed of - a piece of cloth with an iron sheet on which the Konoha logo is painted.This is the symbol of ninja status.

I don't understand what's so exciting about this kind of thing, is being a ninja something to be excited about?Or is it that these little kids don't understand what it means to be a "ninja" at all...or maybe it's their nature, they are born suitable for such a life of enduring life accompanied by bloody killings-just like Itachi.

Even Naruto was very excited. Although he failed the exam, he finally got his graduation qualification. He was sitting next to me in high spirits, unable to restrain himself, staring at the door of the classroom, expecting The presence of the teacher.

A few girls gathered not far away and whispered, secretly looking at me from time to time, and then screamed "Ah~", turned their heads and covered their faces.

I pretended not to see, resisting the urge to look at them.

——When you feel that someone is looking at you, you will always look at it subconsciously.However, every time I accidentally looked at them, those girls would burst into an inexplicable commotion, screaming again and again, and some would run away with their faces covered.

They seem to like me very much, and I heard that they will fight against each other in private to occupy the position closest to me. Occasionally, when I come to class, I will find a bunch of flowers on the desk where I usually sit.

Probably in their opinion, Uchiha Sasuke has strong physical skills, extraordinary strength, cold personality, always walks alone, and looks cool when he doesn't talk or care about others, so they began to pursue them inexplicably.And the rumors that "the second son of the Uchiha is an idiot" were rarely mentioned in this fanatical love.

Rumors are like this, they will soon be replaced by new rumors, and the old ones will slowly disappear in time, as if they never existed.

I think it's amazing, whether you like me or say I'm an idiot, they don't understand me at all, don't they?At first I didn’t speak because I didn’t know how to speak and I didn’t want to speak, but later I didn’t speak because of pure personality… Could such a disgusting personality be attractive?

Who once said that longing is the furthest distance.

Because it is too far away, I can see all the bad things as good.

Even, few people know what the surname "Uchiha" represents?

The former Uchiha clan has disappeared with the demolished houses. Everyone just vaguely knows that "Uchiha" is a very powerful and talented clan, but they have only seen a "Uchiha" like me, and think I am a The young master of the wealthy family doesn't even know that I am the only one left in the so-called "Uchiha" of the wealthy family.

"It's really troublesome..." The person in the front row finally couldn't help turning his head and complaining to me.This guy has braids, earrings, a slouchy expression, and slumped shoulders that look like they're going to fall asleep any second.

I couldn't help but reflect for the [-]st time, why on earth did I know such a person.

Nara Shikamaru is said to be a genius with an IQ of [-], but I didn't see the genius or anything, only that this guy is very lazy.He has a peculiar aura, as if as long as he stays by his side, he will be assimilated, becoming as unmotivated as he is, and entering a middle-aged life ahead of schedule.

"Let's go eat barbecue together after school." Shikamaru suggested, he pointed at Choji next to him, and shrugged at me, "It's time to celebrate after graduation."

That's right...that's the sentence!

This doesn't seem to be the first time I've heard this phrase.

Shikamaru and I met in an exam a few years ago, when the school ingeniously changed the exam into a "wilderness survival drill", two people in a group.

Until now, I still feel that this group is full of malice and insanity.I actually teamed up with Shikamaru?What's the meaning?Could it be that I want Shikamaru's IQ to be averaged so as to be on the same level as everyone else?Even if my official certificate is "simple mind, well-developed limbs", I still have human rights. Why do you want to give me an external brain, bastard!

Due to the above considerations, I kept a bad face throughout the exam. Of course, in the end, our group took the first place as a matter of course, and it is said that it broke the school's record.

On the second day after the exam, Shikamaru appeared in front of me again.

"Let's go eat barbecue together after school. You should celebrate after winning first place."

When Shikamaru said this, he still looked lazy and unmotivated, he seemed to just mention it casually, and didn't care about my answer at all, but he kept blocking me until after school, and when he saw that I was about to leave, he just followed along. Chatting intentionally or unintentionally, as if to follow me home.

Other than Itachi, other than Naruto, this guy was the first one who dared to talk to himself and walked home with me.

"How about it? Going to have a barbecue?"

When passing by that yakiniku restaurant, Shikamaru asked again.

BBQ...

This is the difference between Shikamaru and Naruto. If Shikamaru asked me to eat ramen, then I could refuse without mercy.But here's the thing...the roast is really good.

The unique aroma of barbecue wafts from the barbecue restaurant, and the rich taste of the sauce sizzles in the air.

Listening to the voices of people in the barbecue restaurant, and looking at Shikamaru under the light, I don't know if it's an illusion, but those dead fish eyes look a little serious in the bustling night lights, as if there is some light flashing in it suddenly move.

I have been eating instant noodles for a week and I am shaken...

That nodding seemed to be just the beginning, and then I heard countless similar sentence patterns.

Sometimes it’s me and Shikamaru, sometimes it’s Shikamaru’s two friends, Choji and Ino, and sometimes Naruto is involved.

——This has directly led to the fact that in recent years, what I eat the most is barbecue and ramen.

Now it's time for BBQ again...

Before I could speak, Shikamaru added intentionally or unintentionally: "I heard that the store has launched a new tomato flavor."

...So, I hate all bastards who seem to have a high IQ.

By the way, why does everyone seem to know that I like tomatoes?I don't usually say it, do I?

I looked at Shikamaru silently, and suddenly said: "When did you wear earrings, it looks so ugly."

Shikamaru's face froze for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to cover his earlobe, almost gnashing his teeth and said, "I've worn it a long time ago, okay? You just found out now."

"Really." I looked away noncommittally, I really couldn't imagine why all the people around me were like this, with long hair and earrings, so motherly.

It’s better for Naruto, I looked at Naruto, the other party noticed my gaze, and gave me a sunny smile back, his blue eyes sparkled, as if he could dye the surrounding air as golden as his hair.

Soon, Iruka walked into the classroom, divided into groups of three according to Konoha's practice.

As a matter of course, I, the orphan of Uchiha, and Konoha Nine-Tailed Demon Fox were divided into a group, plus a girl from an ordinary family.

I just don't know who will be our teacher.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, we are really in a group! It's great! And Sakura, it's really Sakura!" Hearing the list of groups, Naruto grabbed me and shouted excitedly. Stand up and dance.

I looked in the direction Naruto pointed, and sure enough, I saw a girl with pink hair. She was looking at me secretly with her hands on her chest. She also seemed very happy.

I know her, Haruno Sakura, according to previous memories, she seems to be a girl with great strength and medical talent.But the reason why I know her is because one day Naruto suddenly ran over to share with me the thoughts of a teenager, and it seems that the love between children has sprouted shyly and innocently like this.

A love affair between little kids who just graduated from primary school?

well.

Ninjas are precocious.

Speaking of which, why didn't Itachi bring me a sister-in-law back then?In this way, I might be able to eat twice as much bento every day, and someone will clean up the housework. ——If anyone can stand a scary guy like Itachi.

Moreover, it's really uncomfortable, since just now, I have a feeling of being watched all the time.

It was very uncomfortable as if the whole body was being pricked by needles.Since the extermination of the genocide, he should have been used to being under surveillance, but this time, there is really no cover at all, and it seems that many people are paying attention to this side.

Are you paying attention to this...?

On the eaves opposite the window, a crow was quietly parked.

I didn't dare to turn my head to look, maybe because I was afraid that the crow would flap its wings and fly away if I turned my head, or maybe... I was afraid that it would still stand there, no different from all other crows.

Damn, do I have a phobia of crows?

I didn't dare to look at it, and I pretended not to see it, as if the black birds flying all over the sky had turned into bombs, which would detonate just by looking at them.

"Sasuke-kun? Sasuke-kun?"

At some point, everyone in the classroom had almost left. Sakura stood beside me, calling me in a low voice, with cautious expectation and girlish shyness hidden in her eyes.

"Really, Sasuke, what are you thinking?" Naruto leaned over and said loudly, while grabbing my wrist and dragging me out, "Everyone is leaving, let's hurry up too."

I looked at the two people in front of me.

A small group of three is the tradition of Konoha—the source of all tragedies.

Bind three people together in a special way, experience life and death together, advance and retreat together, take responsibility together, and then naturally build a deep relationship... until the death of the companion, and then everything explodes.

Why is it necessary for everyone to establish the concept of companionship with the extremely high death rate of ninjas?It's better not to have everything in the first place than to end up losing everything in the mission.

Itachi seems to be the same. The meaning of his former companion is probably to allow him to open Sharingan smoothly, right?Thinking about it this way, it seems that this team system is quite important to the Uchiha family.

What about us?

Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, the bearer of the Uchiha Family Sharingan Sharingan...

Only the last girl is left, does she know what she is going to face?The companion she thought might be the culprit who put her in danger again and again.

"Let's go eat barbecue together."

I said suddenly.

"Ah?" Naruto and Sakura were both stunned, looking at me together, the expressions on their faces were a little tacit at this moment, both surprised and puzzled.

I hate saying it a second time, it makes me question my Japanese pronunciation.

But in the end, I still considered changing the sentence pattern and repeated: "Eat barbecue, let's go together."

Instead of looking at Naruto and Sakura's excited expressions as if they were celebrating a festival, I walked forward on my own.

Isn't it just eating barbecue, so happy?Naruto is fine, he will eat anything.Girls generally don't like to eat greasy things?

...Anyway, Shikamaru paid for it.

The author has something to say: it is still a transition, and the plot direction in the future will basically follow the plot of the original work, the general direction is the same, but the process is slightly different.Although it is a fan, I don't like to write completely out of the original plot, because before Sasuke appeared, the tone and background of Naruto were determined, and Sasuke was powerless to change, so the early plot of the original is just the butterfly just started flapping its wings. Later, the plot will change more and more. ...I think that's more logical.

It’s been so long since this update, I’m really sorry, because I’m in the state of full classes for the whole week, and it’s ten o’clock after the day’s class, and there’s still a lot of homework. Worse than high school.Moreover, I am quite entangled personally. I have been hesitating whether to write about the process of Sasuke hooking up with friends, or to skip and start the official plot directly.In the five years between writing, I have the problem of procrastinating the plot. I am afraid that if I write it, the progress will be slowed down, which will lead to too slow development, but if I skip it, I am worried that the plot will be too dry... Besides, should I hook up with Shikamaru?Or would it be better to hook up with Ning Ci?The story of Sasuke and Shikamaru is the exam taken in this chapter, I will post it as a side story when I have a chance in the future.Ningci, I was very hesitant, because I don’t know why, when I wrote about the two of them, Zuo Erdan went to Ningci for no reason, and he bullied Ningci so badly, he was pitiful enough, so let him go He...

Well, there is also the problem of Sasuke.Some people say that Sasuke's character is very feminine and naive, and that his previous life was wasted.The Two-dimensional attribute of Tsundere is a bit of a girl... I also paid attention to this problem. Before he and Itachi took a bath, Sasuke's performance was "If Itachi covered his body, he would laugh at him severely".It can be regarded as the difference between male and female reactions in my understanding.And adults are also very naive, okay, at least some people I have seen are born with a calm personality, and it was the same when they were young. Some people are born to escape, and they will not change when they get old.And Sasuke has always been working hard on purpose, he is deliberately making himself live a lively life, er, far away... What I want to say is that Sasuke has always been a very indifferent person, and his character is very annoying, because He hates almost everyone and everything, and of course he's not likable.Sasuke is only moved by his parents and Itachi, so it's the same as "Itachi poured all his innocence and stupidity on Sasuke", so is Sasuke.

So Itachi left, Sasuke was still so indifferent, so annoying, full of negative thoughts... It's really hard to write about such a cold person with little reaction!There is no enthusiasm at all to write!It's much more difficult than that little Tsundere, okay?It is also very distressing for me to write about such a person!

...Well, actually, I just want to make excuses for my lack of updates.The above is the reason I found for myself not to update the article~~(≧▽≦)/~

I'm really not sure about the update time, because I don't know when I will find time to write, if the teacher let me go, I will appear.But these days I should be able to work hard and strive for a few more chapters.

Alas... I'm just talking ╮(╯▽╰)╭