[Hokage] One tit for another

After delivering the presents, I stared at Itachi as he finished a table of dishes, including the cold three-color meatballs.

But there are a lot of cakes left. Based on the principle of not wasting, we started a cake throwing war, dodging each other, and throwing cream everywhere.

Itachi is a person who is very good at playing tricks. Not only can he use shadow clones in hide-and-seek, but he even uses substitutes when throwing cakes.Every time I thought I'd hit it, he'd turn into a chair with a bang and pop out from behind me.

As if in retaliation for me scribbling on his face, Itachi unceremoniously splashed a lot of cream on me.

The cream sticking to the clothes was uncomfortable, but Itachi was clean except for his face.

I waited for the opportunity to rub against Itachi, and he opened his arms generously. Just when I thought the trick was successful and rubbed cream in his arms, he hugged me and stuffed a big lump of cream into me with the other hand. collar.

The cold cream slid down my neck and into my clothes, and I jumped up at the disgusting touch.

"Itachi, you bastard!" I yelled, unable to break free, I could only kick my legs in his arms, "You are despicable! You are nasty! You villain!"

You actually stuffed cream into my clothes!

Itachi, you despicable villain with a bellyful of bad water!

"You also rubbed a lot on my clothes." Itachi said innocently.

A yin person can't be turned into a yin person!

With a dark face, I shrunk down, and finally slipped out of Itachi's hand. I dodged another lump of cream he threw over me, and quickly grabbed the last piece of cake.

Itachi reached out to snatch it, and I jumped up and down to escape from the living room.

Itachi pretended to be chasing after me, stomping on the hallway.

The narrow corridor was difficult to turn around. I was small, dodging left and right, and even escaped several Itachi's attacks for a while.

In the end, I slipped under Itachi's arm and let him catch it.

"Itachi is a big idiot!"

I ran to the porch, dancing and shouting.

"Call me brother!" Itachi protested, turning around and grabbing my collar.

"You will say this!" I muttered when I was lifted up, kicked him in the air, and took the opportunity to jump back.

But I didn't expect that under my kick, the ferret that grabbed my collar turned into smoke with a "bang".

Shadow clone? !

I was stunned, and turned around quickly, but it was too late, and I was thrown to the ground at once, with one hand twisted behind my back.

"I caught you." Itachi's voice rang in his ear.

His strength was terrifying, and he pressed me firmly to the ground.I am like a clumsy tortoise, unable to move no matter how hard I struggle.

"You're so despicable! You actually use a shadow clone!" I loudly accused Itachi of being despicable, while trying to secretly paste the lumpy cake on him.

But the only dexterous hand was spotted as soon as he raised it. Itachi snatched the cake and said jokingly, "I don't know who is still doing tricks secretly."

"You! It's you! The bastard who cheated with ninjutsu!" I slapped the floor with my hands, struggling dishonestly.

Itachi sat firmly on my back, pressed against my hand with one hand, held the cake in the other hand, looked at me leisurely, and said, "It's not cheating for a ninja to use ninjutsu, you can use it too."

Even if I use it, I can't compare to him...Itachi formed the seal too quickly, and I didn't even notice when he formed the seal.

I have to admit this fact dishearteningly.

"If you lose, you will be punished." Itachi said pretending to be serious, that face is disgusting no matter how you look at it!

I can't even move, so I can only let Itachi do whatever he wants.

Go, go, don't you just want to put the cake on my face?I'm afraid you won't make it!

I stared at Itachi heroically.

Itachi looked at me for a while, then suddenly smiled and put down the cake.

He took some cream with his finger and dabbed it lightly on my forehead.

I was stunned.

The expected cream didn't come on, I could only feel Itachi's fingers lightly touching my forehead, with a bit of cold cream, but his fingers were warm.

"Okay." Itachi said with a smile, letting go of me and pulling me up from the floor.

what the hell……

The strength in my body relaxed, and I stood up muttering, very dissatisfied.

The door was suddenly opened, and my parents stood outside. They wanted to go in, but when they saw the messy home and us frolicking, they froze in place.

Itachi and I were both painted, I had white dots on my forehead, and Itachi was painted as the Monkey King.Cream stains here and there in the corridors.

The patriarch's face was distorted, and he looked like a world-famous painting. He said sharply, "Itachi! What are you messing around with? Look at what it looks like!"

Itachi's face turned cold instantly.

I stood in front of Itachi and protested loudly: "This is my painting of Monkey King!" No nonsense!

The majestic patriarch obviously couldn't resist the idiot's young son's nonsense. After all, he couldn't reason with me, and oppression was useless.He glanced at me with a headache, ignored me altogether, and continued to reprimand: "Itachi, how can you let Sasuke mess around? It's becoming more and more unruly."

I could feel Itachi's body tensing up behind me.

"We're having a cream fight!" I rushed to answer, standing between Itachi and my father with all my teeth and claws.

Mother froze for a moment, looked at me, then at Itachi, and pursed her lips.

The patriarch was furious, he didn't realize the deep meaning hidden in my words, and still planned to continue talking.Not sleeping late at night, but playing around in the room is not in line with Uchiha's strict family education, not to mention itachi and I made a mess in the house and drew it like a clown in a play, which is so absurd that the patriarch feels The world is turned upside down.

"I'm celebrating my brother's birthday!"

I was afraid that the patriarch would continue to say something under his fury, so I just yelled.

Father was taken aback for a moment, the anger on his face froze.His mouth opened and closed for a long while, but no sound came out.

There was a long silence, and the father seemed to want to save something, but in the end it all turned into silent embarrassment.

Itachi looked at his father without saying a word, even with the funny cream on his face, it couldn't hide the coldness.

Itachi's silent confrontation made his father a little annoyed, he tried to save face, and said dryly, "That can't be..."

Mother pinched father and choked back his words.

"It's been a long time since Itachi has been so relaxed. But you've got cream all over the place, so it's hard to clean up. Today is a special case. Mom will help you clean it up. Don't mess around like this next time." Mother smiled, that was Unlike Itachi's gentleness, clear and bright, as soft and clear as the white clouds under the blue sky, she gave me a reproachful look, "Sasuke, don't bully brother like this next time."

"That's Monkey King." I muttered softly.

"It's very late, you go upstairs to sleep. I'll clean it up." The mother said relaxedly, and went into the house to change her shoes.

After changing the shoes, my mother came over, rolled up the hair hanging around her neck, and hugged Itachi: "Itachi, although the time has passed, I still want to say, happy birthday. You have worked hard on the task, so pay attention to your body."

Mother was dressed very formally. The white kimono was embroidered with lavender irises, and the wide sleeves hung down long, carrying a faint fragrance.

Itachi closed his eyes, finally let go of his cold expression, hugged his mother back, and whispered thanks: "Thank you... Mom."

Mother is indeed the creature at the top of the food chain!

"Good night mom."

As I said, I quickly pulled Itachi upstairs, away from the patriarch who was standing at the door in a daze.

As soon as I got upstairs, I laughed.

Itachi looked at me and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

I said solemnly: "Tonight, the poor patriarch will definitely be driven to sleep in the study." After finishing speaking, I couldn't hold back my gloating smile anymore.

Itachi obviously didn't expect me to say such a thing, and his eyes widened in astonishment: "Sasuke, how do you know such a thing?"

"I just know. Mom will do this when she gets angry." I blinked innocently, "The last time he secretly smoked on the bed, he was chased away by his mother and spent the night in the study. I heard it. What's the matter ? Isn't it right?"

Itachi finally smiled, with a much more relaxed expression, as if he didn't expect that the always "wise and mighty" patriarch would have such a side.But after laughing for a while, he became serious again and taught me: "Sasuke, don't listen to such things next time."

You kid finally laughed.

I breathed a sigh of relief and pretended to be ignorant and asked, "Why?"

"Hmm..." Itachi was stopped by the question, hesitated a bit, and said with some embarrassment, "This is not good."

Cut, isn't it just a matter between husband and wife?I already knew that.

You didn't know where you were when I hugged you left and right in my previous life.I didn't expect the skin to be quite thin.Shouldn't ninjas have been educated in this area?

Seeing that Itachi is the birthday star, I magnanimously let him go and didn't continue to question him. Instead, I washed him up and dragged him up to the top floor.

"I want to watch the stars on my birthday." I convinced Itachi with this reason.

A long time ago, the only thing that set my birthday apart from other people's was an aunt who would take me to see the stars.

At night, I am blind, but the stars are bright, even though the light of the stars is very faint. When I look carefully, I feel that the little light is very dazzling, and all of them belong to me.

Itachi and I sat side by side on the roof, looking up at the stars in the sky.

There is little pollution in this world, and today is sunny again, with no cloud cover, and the stars are extraordinarily bright.The distant stars cover each other, both distant and close, and they are separated by an insurmountable distance. Even if the light gallops for hundreds of millions of years, it cannot reach them, but they are under the same sky.

"Sasuke." Itachi called me suddenly.

"Huh?" Maybe the stars brought back distant memories, I rarely calmed down, and turned to look at Itachi.

"Didn't you always want my sword? That one is very ordinary. When you celebrate your birthday, I will give you the best sword." Itachi's expression was serious and pious, as if he wanted to give everything the best. They were brought up and set before Me.

……

I twitched the corner of my mouth, a little helpless.

Please, why did you tell me what my birthday present was so early?No surprises at all.In fact, I don't particularly want your knife, but I know it's your Anbu's standard equipment, and there's no way to give it to me, so I just acted foolishly and wanted to embarrass you.

I really couldn't put on an expression of surprise as Itachi expected, so I turned around and continued to look at the stars.

The night wind was blowing quietly, and the stars were like flames swaying in the wind, flickering on and off.

The moonlight is like water, sprinkled on the distant ridges, outlining the desolate outline of the jungle.

At first, I thought it was the starlight reflected in the grass, but later, there were more and more misty lights on the grass, and with the breeze, they sometimes gathered and sometimes scattered, like golden gravel, tiny but twinkling.These small bright spots are attached to the long and dense grass, swaying layer by layer, rolling up and down waves.

"Fireflies." I said in disbelief.

I have never seen this legendary romantic creature. I like almost everything that lights up, even light bulbs, let alone this little life that can light up by itself.

"Sasuke..."

I turned my head back again and reluctantly looked away from the firefly.

Itachi stared at me, his eyes seemed to reflect my figure, but more, it was the stars and fireflies behind me.Those fine brilliance seemed to converge into a color that was calmer than the moonlight—it was midnight-like black, warm, quiet, and steady, and it was the unique eye color of Itachi.

For a moment, I seemed to see a more beautiful scenery than fireflies, and I couldn't help but look forward.

The summer wind blows slowly, stirring the quiet night.

I clearly saw Itachi's lips move slightly.He seemed to have said something, stained with starlight and dissipated in the air with the wind.

"Huh?" I didn't hear clearly and moved closer to him.What he said just now was too fast and light.

Itachi smiled and put me on his knee.

He obviously said something.

Nevermind, I don't want to know either.What good things can that fellow Itachi say!

I was lying on Itachi's lap. From this angle, I could clearly see Itachi's face, as well as appreciate the starry sky and fireflies.

Maybe it was too comfortable, or maybe it was sleepy, but I said a lot without knowing it.

"I like fireflies. I like stars, too," I said. "I like bright, colorful things."

I looked at Itachi and reached out to pinch his cheek.

"Your eyes are bright too."

——It's like putting on a star.

The author has something to say: Another wave of two-way strategies has been achieved!

It seems that I really can't bear to do it, but this is the last time!I definitely have to keep my hands in check!Itachi was 12 years old, he was 13 years old and Sasuke was [-] years old.

But Itachi Sa's age difference is five years, so Itachi's birthday is early June, Sasuke is at the end of July, probably when Itachi just turned 13, but Sasuke is not yet eight years old?That is next summer, soon.

Sasuke claimed to "hug left and right in his previous life", but in fact... men can blow.At most, he just hugged left and right, without further development.Because the mood fluctuates slightly, the ability will be unstoppable, and it will become "colorblind + cold" or something in an instant, and no one will be interested in a bunch of data.So Sasuke is actually quite disgusted with these.

Speaking of the problem of two-way strategy, I suddenly discovered that the difficulty of Itachi's strategy is very different!

The steps to attack Sasuke are very simple, that is, treat him well, very well, very well, and always be good.In fact, as long as you can see through his stubborn and soft-hearted nature, you can easily ignore his cold face and attack.Although he is very picky and difficult to approach, as long as he shows a little kindness, he will shrink back into the shell, which is quite cute.

And the Raiders Itachi... probably.

#Everyone thinks Itachi is a god, only Sasuke regards him as a child who needs to be taken care of#

#Everyone needs Itachi's rescue, only Sasuke saves him personally#

#Everyone wants Itachi to be alone, only Sasuke is always by his side#

……

In a way, Sasuke: a little angel with a hard mouth and a soft heart.Itachi: Suffering and Enmity Deep Secondary School Rebellion Period

But the fact is-

Sasuke: He is a little expert, he is a child with a problem with the wrong three views, and he will die if he is not arrogant.

Ferret: The dark-bellied Madonna of perverted ghosts and animals.

Ah~ what a cruel reality~(づ￣3￣)づ