[Hokage] One tit for another

When I was six years old, the wooden knife in my hand was finally replaced with a real knife.To be honest, the real Taidao is a bit long for my short body, and it is especially laborious to pull out the sword every time, but fortunately, after getting used to it for a while, I can swing it regardless of the weight of the real sword It rang.

Itachi's missions are becoming more and more frequent, and the Uchiha clan seems to be ready to move, and the patriarch, who is relatively leisurely on weekdays, has disappeared all day long, as if the security department has endless things to do.

I spend more and more time alone, and more often, I like to stay at the practice site in the back mountain, swinging the knife over and over again.

It's very quiet there, no one will disturb you.And I happen to enjoy such a monotonous practice.

After completing the daily fixed amount of training, seeing that it was still early, I fiddled with kunai, on a whim, wanting to try Itachi's unique skills.It is what Itachi likes to show me the most. It rises into the air, shoots a lot of kunai at once, makes the hidden weapons collide with each other in the air, and finally hits the bull's-eye with each one, including the dead spots behind hidden trees and stones.

I have watched Itachi practice too many times, from the beginning when I was injured by the kunai falling from the air, to the kunai that collided with each other being ejected far away, far away from the bull's-eye, to the end when I can close my eyes Easy strike.

But I never tried it once.The targets in the blind spots are all ready-made. I touched the shiny kunai and felt a little itchy in my heart.However, when I was eager to try to clamp all eight kunai between my fingers, I realized why Itachi always failed in practice when I was a child—is my hand too small to hold it? !

How could I, a genius, be defeated by such a small difficulty?

I tried a few times to find the most suitable way to hold it, demonstrated it carefully in my mind several times, took a deep breath, and jumped up.

The art of shuriken, pay attention to timing, skills, techniques, even the most subtle places can not have any negligence.

I closed my eyes, feeling the direction of the wind, and the technique Itachi told me flashed through my mind.

Pay attention to the direction of the wind, do not use brute force when throwing kunai, but skillfully use the strength of your wrist to go with the wind.Also pay attention to the timing, don't panic, if you want to shoot into the blind spot, you must pay attention to the order of throwing the kunai, and the angle of the first kunai, only with a good foundation, the second kunai can complete a precise collision in the air.

Don't pay too much attention to the position of the target and the occluders. There are some things that you don't need to look at. As long as your calculations are correct, you will definitely hit them.

It's now!

I threw Kunai violently, and the sharp hidden weapon pierced through the air.When I turned around and fell, I pulled out the kunai again, and this time I threw the kunai faster and harder, and I caught up with the kunai who was still in the air before, making a crisp collision sound, the trajectory of the hidden weapon was changed, and the flying To a place that would have been impossible to reach.

Huh?Ferret?

Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a familiar figure at the edge of the field from the corner of my eye. I was taken aback, and almost forgot that I was still in the air, but fortunately, I landed on the ground without any danger.

I didn't care about that guy, so I quickly checked my results. The more obvious targets were all right on the target, but the target hidden behind the stone was barely hit on the edge. As for the one behind the tree, it was even worse. It missed the target, and even the kunai didn't know where it flew.

I thought I could at least hit the tree, but I still didn't find the right angle.

Such a result is already depressing enough, and someone saw it!I felt depressed, just pretending that I didn't see someone, and buried myself in the vicinity of the target looking for the missing Kunai.

"Sasuke?"

A Kunai appeared in front of my eyes.

I searched for the hand holding Kunai all the way up, and as expected, I saw Itachi.However, he still smiled unconsciously, with admiration and expectation in his eyes: "Sasuke, you are so good, you just missed the hit."

……

My face was completely black.

Because of the poor training, I was seen by others, and I kept my face on the way back without saying a word.

But Itachi didn't seem to notice my resistance at all, and insisted on carrying me on his back, walking through the streets and alleys.He was telling interesting stories about the mission in bits and pieces. I made up my mind to ignore this guy and looked around absent-mindedly.

When we passed the building of the Security Department, Itachi and I looked up at the sign containing the Uchiha family crest on the building, and suddenly said, "Sasuke, by the way, you're going to school tomorrow."

I was stunned, and didn't realize what he was talking about for a while. I thought I had heard it wrong, and asked in amazement: "What did you say?"

"Go to school." Itachi said calmly.

"How is it possible..." I am a well-known demented child in Konoha!

I abruptly swallowed back the words that followed, even though the facts were true, these words made me feel weird no matter how I said them.

I actually want to go to school? ……primary school? !

The school Itachi mentioned is obviously not a school for ordinary people, nor is it a school for mentally handicapped children, but Konoha's ninja training base.

Who doesn't know that going to school means becoming a ninja reserve, the backbone of Konoha Village in the future.I am a person who was diagnosed with a brain problem when I was just born. No one has expectations of me. How can I go to the ninja school?

No... there is still one person.

There is a silly white sweet who has always regarded me as the smartest and best younger brother in the world.

I suddenly realized who was behind the scenes that made me go to school, and my face became a little weird for a while.

Maybe I blurted out too much information, Itachi turned to look at me and asked, "Doesn't Sasuke want to go to school?"

Of course not!Why should I go to elementary school? !Hanging out with a bunch of brats? !I've had enough of just a little brat like Itachi!

You must not be fooled by Itachi again this time!

...Damn it, why use "again"?

I shook my head firmly.

"Why?" Itachi looked at me, frowning slightly, as if in doubt, or because of something else.

why?Why should I go to school?strangeness!

I wanted to fool around, but under Itachi's insistence, I had no choice but to say discouragedly, "Because it's boring."

As if amused by my childish answer, Itachi smiled, turned his head back again, and continued to walk forward: "You can't be willful, you must go to school when you reach the school age."

Being coaxed like a child again...

I limply lay on Itachi's back, dangling my short legs.

Who is capricious?

It's not a matter of age at all, is it?No matter how you look at it, it is impossible for me to meet the admission criteria.Not to mention the ninja school, it's just an ordinary school, and which school would recruit idiots who have mental problems, can only speak at the age of three, and are in a daze all day long?It's not that I don't know Konoha's rumors about me. After all, the contrast between the genius brother and the idiot brother is too strong, so dramatic that no one can resist the temptation of gossip.

I never thought I would go to school.Even my parents have no plans to let me go to school. Their requirements for me are still at the level of staying at home obediently every day, not causing trouble, and not hurting myself.

Even now, I don't get lost when I go out, and I get compliments for helping my mother with simple housework at home.Although nominally I practiced with Itachi, in the eyes of my parents, I was just playing around in the back mountain and messing around with Itachi. —— It is only because Itachi dotes on me extraordinarily that he is willing to play the game of "practice together" with me.

But how did Itachi calmly say "it's time to go to school tomorrow"?A natural, commonplace look!

Instead, I seemed surprised.

Of course itachi wouldn't lie to me.And with his stubborn personality, he said that he would let me "go to school tomorrow", even if the school gate is closed tomorrow, he can still push me in through the window.

Uh, no way... Could it be that Itachi is going to put me directly on the chair in the classroom tomorrow, and then stick it together with glue, so as to achieve the goal of "even if everyone disagrees, I will definitely let my brother stay in school"?

Speaking of it, Itachi's reaction was also very strange, not telling me "Sasuke, you can go to school tomorrow!" like a pleasant surprise, but saying "You are going to school tomorrow as if it were an ordinary thing. "

He never seemed to think of me as an idiot - even though I wasn't!Moreover, Itachi also has some strange inherent concepts, such as the elder brother must carry the younger brother on his back, he must hold hands with the younger brother when he returns home, and... he must go to school when he reaches the prescribed age.

So, Itachi just sent me to the ninja school normally.

How did he do it?

Even if it is a famous genius, the eldest son of the Uchiha family, it is impossible for Konoha to make an exception to admit an idiot.

Itachi... what did he do?

Thinking of this, I even forgot to shake my legs, and carefully calculated how Itachi would impress Konoha's senior management.In fact, Itachi's words may not be weightless, because his strength is the capital that everyone values, not to mention the famous Uchiha family standing behind him.

The answer to this question is obvious.

——Using the favor of the Uchiha clan, coupled with Itachi's strength, in exchange for a chance for the idiot boy to enter the school to play.

The wind in spring is a bit cool, but the sun shines on the body, but it has a warm taste.

The sky was blue, with white clouds drifting past leisurely, blocking the sun.

I fell silent, and Itachi didn't speak any more.

All the way home, my father was standing at the door, he seemed to hear the voice, and raised his head to look at us.

...Yeah, let me make an exception to enroll, Itachi alone is not enough.

And the patriarch of the Uchiha clan.

The author has something to say: "Tsundere Observation Handbook - Sasuke Special"

1. Let’s learn Itachi’s stunts ↖(^ω^)↗~ Well, I definitely don’t worship him and think he’s amazing! ——→Damn it!Itachi saw it!unhappy! o(︶︿︶)o——→Resolutely ignore him!Make a bad face (╰_╯)#——→ Huh?What?Going to school?Tell me about it~Itachi~(⊙v⊙)

So, what about ignoring him? ←←

2. Absolutely not going to school o(︶︿︶)o——→ not going to school! o(︶︿︶)o——→ No matter what You say, Itachi, I won’t go to elementary school! o(︶︿︶)o——————(brain filling...)———(persuading myself...)——————→ Well, it seems that I have to go (⊙_ ⊙)

So, it was agreed that he wouldn't be bewitched by Itachi?Itachi convinced yourself before he even said it! (╰_╯)#

And, Brother Big Weasel's good intentions.

#Although everyone says you are an idiot, I still believe that you are the smartest and most powerful younger brother! #

#You deserve the same childhood as all children and you should go to school. #

#Can’t let my younger brother discover the difference between himself and others, as long as he lives innocently and happily, that’s enough#

Therefore, Itachi's behavior is very ordinary, because he doesn't want Sasuke to feel that he is different from others. In Sasuke's world, there is no "idiot", no "can't go to school", just going to school like everyone else is enough .

However... Itachi, you are too worried, your brother not only failed to feel your intentions, but also called you sick~~(≧▽≦)/~