farmer and snake

On the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, the landlord invited everyone to dinner, saying that he thanked the servants for farming the land, and encouraged everyone to continue to work hard in the coming year.Da Zhuang was also dragged away by the woman, probably because he would not eat for nothing.There was a priest at the dinner table, chatting with the landlord, and the landlord kindly invited him to watch Fengshui.I don't know how the woman came forward and talked about the snake demon again, and finally said that her husband was seduced by the snake demon.

On the second day, the head priest came to visit him in person.

"Benefactor Zhang, Pindao heard that the snake monster hurt the innocent, and I feel very sad for the two of you. You might as well have a detailed discussion with Pindao today. Pindao will go and catch the snake monster himself, so that he won't hurt the world again." With long beards, he has a bit of fairy style.

"Oh, Taoist priest, I have a sensible person. I'll go and talk to the government, and it's all over. You're here today, and I want to talk about this snake demon..." The two started talking, and the farmer went crazy. After a while, I feel bored and ready to go out.

"Wait a minute, benefactor, I heard from Madam that your soul has been seduced, let the poor man take a good look at it for the benefactor."

"I'm fine, let's talk about it," the farmer turned his head and started to leave again.

"Oh, dead man! Why are you running away! If the Taoist priest is here, why don't you ask him to look for you!" The woman jumped off the seat and grabbed the farmer to prevent him from leaving.

"I'm not sick."

"There's nothing wrong with it, I think you're the root cause of your disease from messing around with that snake demon!"

"you……"

"Ahem... the two benefactors have any unspeakable secrets, please tell the poor Taoist, so that the poor Taoist can catch this snake demon." As soon as the Taoist priest came in, he saw that the farmer's brows were blackened, and there was a familiar and disgusting smell on his body , that smell that he has been chasing for a long time, Zhengchou has no clue, don't expect to bump into it here.

"I'm not sick! Get lost..." The Taoist priest saw that he was unwilling to make peace, so he knocked the farmer unconscious with his palm, and examined him carefully.Once again confirmed the familiar taste.It was the evil snake demon who practiced eating people as a demon. He hunted it down for a long time last year. He thought that winter was just a period of weakness for him, which would hurt his vitality. up.This time I caught the trace, but I can't let him run away and continue to eat people.

"Master Daoist, how is Da Zhuang, can he be cured of his insanity? I am such a miserable woman~ woo woo woo~" The woman wiped her tears as she spoke, not knowing if she was really sad Still fake sad.

"Madam, don't worry, wait for the poor Taoist to think of a solution. The poor Taoist came here this time to catch the monster." The Taoist leader paused and continued, "To be honest, I have been chasing that snake monster for two years... ...."

"Daoist! Then you must catch him this time, and when he comes back to take revenge one day, it will be good if he swallows me~" The woman said while grabbing the Daoist's arm excitedly, " Daoist, tell me, the snake demon will eat me raw when he comes back! Has he eaten a lot of people! I think he is very fierce! I almost died when you didn’t see me that day~”

"Ma'am, don't get excited," the Taoist chief said while removing the woman's hand holding him with a little disgust, "that snake demon practiced demon magic by eating people, and he did harm to one party. I don't know how many innocent people there are." It's all in his stomach..."

"Oh! Then why didn't he eat Da Zhuang directly last time?" The woman interrupted the Taoist priest's narration, saying whatever came to her mind.

"Pindao doesn't know..." The Taoist leader also had a little doubt, "Pindao guessed that the snake demon is afraid of the cold in winter and can't hibernate, so he wants to find someone to be a heater..."

"Oops! We are so unlucky!" The woman began to cry again.

Zhang Dazhuang was awakened in a daze by the constant wailing, he just wrapped the quilt tightly, rolled into the bed, and pretended to continue to sleep.

"Hey, dead man, why are you still sleeping! Did you hear that! That snake monster is using you as a stove heater, and you even gave that monster the New Year's goods to eat. When you raise him well, he'll eat you next!" Seeing that Da Zhuang turned over and woke up, the woman yelled at him.

"That's right, Master Zhang, don't believe in monsters, that bloody mouth cannibalize people, and that snake monster can not only devour the body, but also eat the soul, when the time comes, it will be beyond redemption... .”

"Really? I didn't expect this snake demon to be so cruel!" The woman interrupted the Taoist priest again, "Hey, dead man, do you hear me? I don't know where you have the courage to sleep with that snake demon... ..”

"Shut up! Get out!" Da Zhuang listened to the conversation between the two in bed, and felt that the words were like sharp knives piercing his heart one by one.

"Hey? You've lost your mind and relapsed again! I didn't hear that snake demon wanted to eat you..."

"Don't get excited, both of you, just be quiet, and the poor Taoist will come back tomorrow..." The Taoist priest shook the floating dust and was about to go out.

"Hey! Daoist, we are all counting on you to save our lives! What about Dazhuang's insanity!" The woman wailed and hugged the Daoist to prevent him from leaving.

Seeing this, the Daoist dodged to the side and dodged the woman, "Poverty Daoist, go back and think about the solution, come back tomorrow, come back tomorrow..." After saying that, he rushed out of Da Zhuang's house like flying, looking I have also experienced this woman's lip service here, and I am a little scared.

"Master Daoist! You must come tomorrow! We are all counting on you!" The woman's shout could be heard from afar.

The woman turned around and entered the door, grabbed Li Dazhuang, and was about to lift him off the bed, "Go back to sleep in the firewood room, get sick with that snake demon, don't dirty my old lady's bed!"

Da Zhuang walked back to the firewood room without saying a word, hugged the torn cloak left by the snake demon, and fell asleep.

He didn't know how long he had been sleeping in a daze, but Da Zhuang only heard the door creak open. He opened his eyes and saw that the snake-like face at the door could be anyone else but Xiaoqing.Da Zhuang opened his mouth to say something but couldn't utter a word.The snake demon still greeted him with a smile, "Zhuang Zhuang~ Long time no see~" After speaking, he opened his bloody mouth and rushed towards him... Da Zhuang was startled, hugged his cloak tightly, and opened his eyes again. At first glance, there is no snake demon anywhere, the door is still closed, probably just sleepy.Zhang Dazhuang shrinks back under the quilt. It turns out that Xiaoqing is really just a man-eating monster... I don't know how long, and fell asleep again in a daze.

The priest came again the next day, and brought Da Zhuang some medicine to soothe the nerves and clear his body, so that Da Zhuang could rest in peace and stop thinking about it, and ordered the wife of Da Zhuang's family to cook the medicine, and then left again, saying that he was going to catch him Monster thing, wait a few days to come again.