farmer and snake

The author has something to say: For the single-digit hits of the chapter, I also...I want to finish it...

After all, Xiaoqing is a snake demon and always wants to eat people, so Da Zhuang educates his wife, let's eat hot pot, shall we?

Xiaoqing took Da Zhuang to the snake den, and introduced him to the snakes. The red snake was called Xiaohong, and the black one was called Xiaohei... Xiaoqing: Everyone, come out quickly, look, this is my new daughter-in-law Da strong!Da Zhuang: Huh?New wife?Is there an old daughter-in-law?Hey, no, I'm the one at the top, you are my wife.Xiaoqing: Yes, the one in front was also a human being, and then he died of old age.Da Zhuang: Woohoo~ I'm already 32, and I don't have many years to live, what should I do.

Xiaoqing laid 5 eggs, of course they were all big and strong babies.After the eggs hatched, they were all small snakes at first, swimming around Da Zhuang's body. Da Zhuang said silently, I am not afraid of snakes, I am not afraid of snakes.Later, the little snake grew up a little bit, and slowly began to change, becoming 5 children, but because of half of the blood of the snake demon, the 5 children are half human and half snake, one has no legs, the lower part of the body is a snake tail, and one There is a tail growing on the buttocks, one has scales all over his body, even his face, and a few hairs are scattered from the gaps in the scales, there is even a snake head, and there is a child born with deformed hands and feet, which is not good walk.But Da Zhuang likes it more and more. After all, he is his own child. He hugs and touches five half-human, half-snake children every day.Xiaoqing: Don't worry, when you grow up, you will look as good-looking as me~

The two took their children to the market, and the children were very excited, but due to their strange appearance, they couldn't run around, and they were firmly watched in the small cart.Go to the corner and meet a gangster for a while to make trouble, Da Zhuang, daughter-in-law, come on!Xiaoqing,...Children, mother, come on!Punks, hahahahahahaha, you two are so interesting, how did this child come into being? Come on, the Taoist leader took off his pants to open our eyes.Xiaoqing smiled, and started beating people, a gangster huddled in the corner: Taoist master is very skilled.Xiaoqing: Thank you for the compliment, but let the benefactor experience it for himself.So he beat up the little bastard again, and took away the protection fee they collected today.Several children wanted to eat candied haws, so Da Zhuang bought a bunch of them with the money just now, one for each of them, and the children ate happily. One accidentally leaked the snake's head from under the cloak, which scared the passers-by back three steps.Da Zhuang tugged on the child's hat, smirked and ran away pushing the car.

As the children gradually grew up, Xiaoqing brought a few books for the children to read, and became a teacher by the way.Zhang Dazhuang can only read a basket of characters, so Xiaoqing has another "college student" helplessly.

On the Dragon Boat Festival, the two made snake slough rice dumpling pendants and sold them on the street.Suddenly rich, happy, after all, they used to be pebbles.Then he took the money and went to the restaurant for dinner. Xiaoqing drank the realgar wine and almost showed his original shape. Da Zhuang saw it and quickly slipped away.Picking up Xiaoqing and leaving, Xiaoqing went home and started drinking crazy.

The second sinkhole

Snake spirit disease version, after Da Zhuang died of old age, Xiaoqing went to find Da Zhuang's reincarnated child, and it turned out to be a girl!Xiaoqing was angry and angry, so she strangled the baby girl, part two, complete