farmer and snake

After the two had finished making out, they happily went to the market to buy things hand in hand. Da Zhuang had already thought about it, and then bought a new mattress, a small stove, and a small table. It's time to buy some new paper for the windows too.Da Zhuang held Xiao Qing's cool and slippery little hand, completely oblivious to the strange eyes of passersby looking at them.

"Daughter-in-law, do you want to buy jewelry?" Da Zhuang said, pulling Xu Qingya into a small shop selling jewelry and rouge and gouache.In the store, there was a young couple who were buying jewelry and a lady with a maid.

"Brother Zhuang, what are you doing?" Xu Qingya asked with slanted eyes.

"No, it's nothing, I just want to give you something", Da Zhuang said and lowered his head and whispered, "I don't have much money, so I can buy some jewelry as a bride price, okay..."

Xu Qingya looked at him and smiled, "Okay ~ Brother Big Zhuang"

"Really!? Then after you accept my things, you will be mine!" Zhang Dazhuang was suddenly happy.

"Isn't it already your man?" Xu Qingya narrowed his eyes and looked at him provocatively.

"I..." Zhang Dazhuang blushed a little.Everyone else in the store was looking at them with strange eyes, the CP of the little Taoist and the farmer, there are so many strange things these days.

"Xiao Qing, what do you think of this hosta?" Da Zhuang saw the emerald green hosta and felt that it matched Xiao Qing very well.

"Well, let's buy it." Xu Qingya squinted his eyes and said, this stupid big guy can buy anything, as long as he likes it.

"Guest officer, you have a good eye. I don't know which girl you want to send?" The proprietress came up to welcome her.

Zhang Dazhuang pointed to the path next to him, and the proprietress twitched helplessly, not knowing what to say.

"Guest officer, if you want ten taels of silver, I will wrap it up for you." The proprietress thought to herself, making money is the most important thing.

Zhang Dazhuang touched the purse in his arms, his face showing embarrassment.Xu Qingya stretched out his hand to pay, but Da Zhuang stopped him, "I want to save up to buy the things I gave you!"

"Idiot", Xu Qingya sighed and shook his head, waiting for him to save up money, he will not know the year of the monkey.He went to another cubicle, saw the rows of rouge and powder looked very interesting, and picked up a pink lip balm to try.

"Da Zhuang~ Do you think it looks good?" Xu Qingya turned his head, Zhang Dazhuang only felt that the white face and red lips were a bit good-looking.

"Looks good..." Zhang Dazhuang liked it, and was about to lean over to kiss him, when Zhang Daozhang's voice happened to come from outside the door.

"Benefactor Zhang, if you don't want to lose your life, stay away from that snake monster!" Zhang Daochang stepped into the store with a whisk.

"Heh," Xu Qingya sighed softly, "You're just a fool to find out."

"You..." Daoist Zhang got angry for a moment, "Who are you scolding?"

"Stupid", Xu Qingya turned his head and repeated again.

"Look at Pindao, I'll take you in today, you evildoer!" Daoist Zhang was about to take out the guy from his arms, when the proprietress hurried over and cried, "The two of you are going to fight outside, the shop can't stand the trouble." ~"

"Monster!" Daoist Zhang glared at Xu Qingya, then turned his head and walked out the door. Xu Qingya smiled and raised his foot to follow.

"Xiaoqing!" Da Zhuang worriedly shook Xiaoqing's hand.

"It's okay, this old account should be settled." After finishing speaking, he kissed Da Zhuang again and went out.

In front of Jingyang Lake, the whole city was shocked when they heard that Daoist Zhang was fighting with the snake demon!Didn't I also drink snake soup that day!Where did this snake demon come from!Will you eat people again?Everyone hid in the house, and some brave and good deeds came to watch.

"Today you have finally fallen into the hands of the poor Taoist, and you will be sent down, and your soul will be scattered!" Zhang Daochang said and drew out a three-foot long sword.

"Yo, won't you chase me hard every time in winter?" Xu Qingya also drew out the big sword behind his back, and he blew the dust on the sword, "The sting is over, and I don't know who it is yet In whose hands did it fall?"

Zhang Daochang stabbed at him with a sword, the sword was wrapped in a strong wind, and the pointed end was facing Xu Qingya's heart.I saw Xu Qingya holding that clumsy-looking big sword but still deftly turned sideways, jumped back and ran away.Daoist Zhang launched attacks one after another, Xu Qingya dodged the long sword and jumped left and right, not forgetting to smile provocatively at Daoist Zhang while jumping.

"Monster, don't run!" Seeing this, Daoist Zhang changed the posture of holding the sword into the posture of controlling the sword. It turned into a star, stabbing towards Xu Qingya.

Looking at Xu Qingya again, he used his Taoist robe to transform his strength, and his wide cuffs rolled up the flying sword edge, and he raised his hand and threw it to the side.

"Yo, I can also control swordsmanship, Daoist, do you think I will perform tricks for you?" Xiaoqing swung the big sword, cut his palm on the side of the sword, and the sword flew towards Zhang Daochang with blood on it. past.Seeing the situation, Daoist Zhang waved his hand to recall the three-foot long sword, and greeted the two swords in the air. For a moment, sword flowers splashed all over the place, and all the people who watched the excitement retreated to the eaves, fearing that the sword would not die. Poke a hole for yourself with long eyes.

However, classmate Zhang Dazhuang was watching his children fighting fiercely, and was worried about Xiaoqing.

"Idiot! Don't go hide in the house!" Xu Qingya was distracted, and the sword was bounced and fell into Jingyang Lake.

"Monster! Capture it soon!" Zhang Daochangjian and Xu Qingya lost that weird big sword, and felt a little more confident in his heart.

"Yo~ Taoist priest, don't worry, let's take it slowly~hehehe" Xu Qingya didn't worry about losing his sword, and even made a face at Daozhang Zhang.

"Look at the poor Taoist, I'll take you in now!" Daoist Zhang recalled the fairy locks he had set up in the city when he was looking for demons a few days ago. He took out the bell and shook it, trying to activate the trap, and combined with the sword control technique, he brought down the snake demon in one go. .

Zhang Dazhuang saw Xiao Qing throwing his sword, but the Daoist took out the same thing, so he didn't care about the danger, and rushed towards Daoist Zhang.Zhang Daochang was knocked down unprepared, and Da Zhuang took advantage of the situation and reached out to grab the bell.

"Zhang Dazhuang! You're crazy!" Zhang Daochang never expected Cheng Yaojin to come out halfway.

"Yes, I've lost my mind a long time ago!" Da Zhuang continued to grab the bell with all his strength, Zhang Daochang was not good at being cruel to humans, and the two of them scuffled into a ball for a while.

The bell rolled out under the scramble between the two, and happened to roll to the side of all the little Taoist priests.

"Shake! Shake!" Zhang Daochang yelled at the trail, kicked Zhang Dazhuang away at the same time, turned around and took control of the long sword again, preparing to send the snake demon to Huangquan early with the Xianxian lock.

"Xiaoqing! Run!" Da Zhuang became anxious when he saw that the bell was picked up by a Taoist priest.

"Linglingling~" The copper bell rang through the sky, Zhang Daochang held the sword and was ready to go.

however.

Nothing happened.

Xiaodao continued to ring the bell with all his strength, Zhang Daochang snatched it away, "I'll do it!", ringing the bell with one hand and holding the sword with the other.However, after a while, still nothing happened.This is really embarrassing.

Xu Qingya stood opposite him motionless, "Hee hee, I've been playing minesweeper for the past few days, it's been fun~", he said while sneering.

Zhang Dao slammed the copper bell angrily, and he has torn down the whole network of feelings!

"Take another trick from me!" Seeing this, Daoist Zhang took out the talisman again, and chanted the talisman, and the talisman flew towards Xu Qingya in a spinning motion, circling around him.

Seeing that the talismans were getting tighter and tighter, Xu Qingya still took his time and looked at the talisman papers around him with interest, "Master Dao, what are you writing like ghostly talismans?"

"Write the word "death"!" Daoist Zhang recited the spell again, wanting to continue to tighten the spell.

Xu Qingya stretched out his hand out of boredom, his thumb and middle finger shot out a ball of flames and burned the charms around him, "Oh, Daoist, your paper is not good, it's not fireproof."

"you……"

"The Waking of Insects is over, what can you do to me?" Xu Qingya narrowed his eyes and looked at Daoist Zhang.

"Okay, see if you can still burn my seven swords!" Zhang Daochang pulled out the package on his back, shook out the other six swords, and combined with the saber just now to form a seven-sword formation.Under Zhang Daochang's control, the seven swords flew towards Xu Qingya.

"It's finally a little fun." Xu Qingya shook his arms and summoned the big sword that fell into the water just now. A little green light flew out of the water, entraining a waterspout, blocking the first wave of Seven Swords' attack.

Xu Qingya caught the big sword that flew back, and the Seven Swords attacked again. Xu Qingya swung his sword to block, and fine lines began to appear on the sword body under the continuous offensive of the Seven Swords.

Seeing this, Zhang Daochang accelerated his offensive, trying to take down the snake demon in one fell swoop.

Xu Qingya's big sword is already full of cracks, "Oh", he sighed, shaking the debris on the sword, "You can break the coat of the sword body, it seems that you are looking for death today", the debris is all gone. After fading, the big sword changed its appearance, revealing a three-foot small sword wrapped inside, and the whole body of the sword revealed a blue-red light that devoured blood.Xu Qingya held the sword body, and blood oozes from the palm of his hand. The sword absorbed the blood, and the red light became more coquettish.Xu Qingya clenched his long sword tightly and stabbed towards Zhang Daochang.

Daoist Zhang felt bad when he saw the strange demon sword. His sword control skills could not perfectly control the Seven Swords, so he could only recall the Seven Swords in a hurry for defense.

Xu Qingya's sword came fiercely, only the clinking sound of the sword blades could be heard, and the demon sword flashing red light had already arrived in front of Zhang Daochang.Zhang Daochang hurriedly changed his sword posture again, and the seven swords gathered again, entangled Xu Qingya, Zhang Daochang took advantage of the gap and wanted to back away to open the distance between himself and the monster sword, but Xu Qingya kept approaching with the sword, and the distance he just opened shortened again Not a lot.

The demon sword reflecting the red light and the Seven Swords kept fighting, and Zhang Daochang gradually felt that his strength was exhausted, but Xu Qingya had been dodging and defending for the first half, and he was not tired at the moment, but he was getting more courageous in the fight, following the Seven Swords In the gap, he stabbed directly in front of Daoist Zhang.

"Daozhang Zhang, I'm afraid you fell into my hands today!" After Xu Qingya finished speaking, he stabbed Daozhang Zhang's throat with a sword, and chopped off a big head with his backhand.Zhang Daochang's head rolled and rolled on the ground, and the seven swords rubbed and screamed, and then scattered on the ground.

Xu Qingya shook his sleeves and smiled in Da Zhuang's direction.The people by the lake had long been screaming like birds and beasts scattered. For a while, the whole city was panicked, and there were shouts and shouts from all around.

Xu Qingya put away his sword and walked towards Zhang Dazhuang.

"Look at you, your clothes were all dirty just now." Xu Qingya lovingly stretched out his hand to help Zhang Dazhuang straighten his clothes, "I'll buy you a new one another day."

"You...Xiaoqing...you...are you okay?" Zhang Dazhuang seemed to be still immersed in the panic of the duel just now and couldn't extricate himself.

"I told you that the stinging sting is over, I'm fine," Xu Qingya kissed Da Zhuang again on the corner of his mouth, Da Zhuang was stunned and stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Qing tightly.

"I was so scared just now..." Da Zhuang couldn't help but shed tears of excitement and joy.

Xu Qingya stretched out the letter and licked the tears, "Do you think it's salty or bitter?"

"Xiao Qing!" Da Zhuang hugged Xu Qingya tightly, never wanting him to leave him.