farmer and snake

When Zhang Dazhuang's daughter-in-law dragged Dazhuang to the city at night, the whole city was celebrating with lights and festoons, as if it had returned to the New Year's Eve scene.The strong daughter-in-law found out that there was a banquet outside Liu Yuan's house, wondering if she had kept the delicious snake heart, so she trotted all the way to Liu Yuan's mansion.

"Dead man! Hurry up!" The woman pulled Zhang Dazhuang dissatisfied, "The snake soup will be finished in a while!"

Liu Yuanwai's mansion was very lively tonight, chatting and laughing could be heard from far away, the nearby residents and those whose family and friends were eaten by the snake demon dared to celebrate and share the snake soup.

"Daozhang Zhang!" The strong daughter-in-law saw Daozhang Zhang surrounded by the crowd from a distance, and squeezed in from the crowd.

"Ma'am", Daoist Zhang no longer has a straight face, and now he is also beaming with joy, "We are happy together!"

"Daoist Zhang! Did you save the snake heart for me!" The woman only thought about the snake heart, "Oh, please help me to take a look at this dead man, why is he losing his mind and going crazy!"

Zhang Daochang pulled Da Zhuang to sit down, raised his hand to check his pulse, thought for a while and said, "Heart disease still needs heart medicine."

"Does it mean that it will be fine after eating the snake heart?" The woman took over the conversation as soon as she heard it.

"..." Zhang Daochang thought for a while and said, "Try it, I can't guarantee it."

After Zhang Daochang finished speaking, he went to the kitchen to get the stewed snake heart, burned the talisman paper, and threw the ashes into it, "Madam, give it to Benefactor Zhang and give it a try."

"Okay!" The woman took the snake soup, scooped it up with a spoon, and poked Zhang Dazhuang's mouth.

On the other side of the banquet, Xu Qingya held the snake soup in a daze, not knowing what to say.

"Xiao Xu, why don't you drink?" the fellow Taoist next to him asked him while drinking.

"I..." Xu Qingya smiled awkwardly, "I've been afraid of snakes since I was a child, so I really don't dare to eat them."

"Xiao Xu, if you don't want to eat, I'll help you!" After saying that, he stretched out his hand to grab the bowl.

"Don't, don't, I'll drink it myself." He put away the bowl, but when he raised his eyes, he saw Zhang Dazhuang knocking over the bowl in the woman's hand, and stretched out his hand to hit the woman.

"Dead man, open your mouth!" The woman poked the spoon near Zhang Dazhuang's mouth, Zhang Dazhuang just closed his lips with a dazed expression, his whole body was like a stone statue, not moving at all.

"Hey?! Kindly feed you porridge, why are you like this? You are really dead!"

"Shut up! It's your mouth!" Zhang Dazhuang stood up suddenly, reaching out his hand like crazy to tear the woman's mouth, "If it weren't for you talking too much, how could it be what it is today!"

"Hey? You!" Zhang Dazhuang was more than half a head taller than the woman, and she was shocked by standing up suddenly. It was the first time she saw Zhang Dazhuang dare to get angry with him.

Zhang Dazhuang even wanted to beat him, and even overturned the woman's bowl with his hands.

"Oops! I beat someone!", the woman burst into tears and felt sorry for her snake soup, "Zhang Dazhuang, you are heartless! You beat a woman with your hands! I want to go back to my mother's house!"

With this cry, everyone in the audience cast their gazes over, not knowing what happened.

Xu Qingya walked over quickly, "Go on, go on, I'll take care of it." He smiled awkwardly at everyone, and carried Da Zhuang around to the back of the house. The woman saw Da Zhuang going crazy and wanted to beat him. Run away without a trace.

"Brother Zhuang, stop being obsessed with obsession." Xu Qingya lowered his head and said to himself, as if speaking to himself, he raised his fingertips to create a flame out of thin air, burned the talisman paper, and squeezed another drop of blood into it "Brother Da Zhuang, drink it quickly, you will be fine if you drink it." Xu Qingya raised his eyes to look at Da Zhuang, and handed the bowl to Zhang Da Zhuang's mouth.

Zhang Dazhuang, who was sitting paralyzed on the ground, raised his head and looked at Xu Qingya in a daze, only feeling that Xu Qingya's eyes seemed to flash a little yellow under the moonlight.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Seeing him staring at him stupidly, Xu Qingya asked softly.

"No... I recognized the wrong person," Zhang Dazhuang whispered in a voice that only he could hear.

"Then drink the porridge." Xu Qingya handed the porridge bowl to Zhang Dazhuang's mouth again. Zhang Dazhuang couldn't drink it when he thought about what was in the bowl.

"Yo! Why are you disobedient?" Xu Qingya smiled helplessly, "Looks like I'm going to do it myself", he squinted his eyes and looked at Zhang Dazhuang, took a mouthful of porridge in his mouth, raised his hand Lifting his big chin, he kissed him mouth to mouth.

"Hmm..." Zhang Dazhuang was startled.

Xu Qingya stretched out his tongue to pry open Da Zhuang's mouth, and sent the hot porridge in. Zhang Dazhuang swallowed the porridge helplessly, but Xu Qingya's tongue still refused to withdraw, entangled with Zhang Dazhuang's tongue in Zhang Dazhuang's mouth.

"Hmm... Daoist Xu..." Zhang Dazhuang was gagged and could only sob in protest.

After Xu Qingya tangled with Da Zhuang, he licked Da Zhuang's lips again.Facing this unexpected situation, Zhang Dazhuang was stunned. He looked down, where was the tongue, it was clearly a bright red snake letter, and then looked at Xu Qingya, his face was clearly three-pointed like a snake.

"You..." Da Zhuang was startled, he hesitated and didn't know what to say.

Xu Qingya smiled, and took out from his bosom the pendant that Da Zhuang had dropped a few days ago, "Oh, look at you, you've lost everything, but fortunately I'm careful, so I put it away for you." After finishing speaking, he reached out and stopped Da Zhuang neck, "Come on, let me put it on for you."

"Xiaoqing...you...I saw it with my own eyes last night..."

"Oh, what an idiot."

Da Zhuang was stunned, and suddenly hugged Xu Qingya again, "Isn't it all a cover-up that day...you...that little girl was also a cover-up, wasn't it..."

"Hee hee, the smell of human flesh is delicious~"

Zhang Dazhuang was startled, recalling the night when he witnessed the snake demon eating people, he froze again.He looked at the snake demon who was still smiling in a daze, Da Zhuang felt a little scared about what happened that night, and at the same time was immersed in the joy of regaining what was lost.In the end, Da Zhuang still hugged Xiao Qing, he inserted his fingers into Xu Qingya's hair, and kissed the back of his head with his hands.The taste of the snake demon's kiss just now made him a little bit reluctant. After Zhang Dazhuang struggled a lot in his heart, he finally gave in.

"Fool, come with me", said Xu Qingya and dragged Da Zhuang to the backyard, and when he came to a hut, he opened the door and walked in, "You were so frightened that day, you shivered here with me For a long time", he looked back at Da Zhuang with a smile, "Am I that scary?"

Da Zhuang thought for a while and replied, "Yes..."

Alas, what an idiot, Xiaoqing thought, "Then I have to make it up to you tonight", closing the door and pushing Da Zhuang on the bed.

The front yard is decorated with lanterns and festoons, and the backyard is decorated with candles in the bridal chamber.

The next morning, Da Zhuang was woken up by the sound of crackling firecrackers outside. He felt empty in his arms, so he closed his eyes and started touching on the bed.

"Xiaoqing!" After feeling for a long time, there was nothing, and then he started to fight. Da Zhuang, who was startled, thought he was dreaming again.

"Idiot", I saw Xiaoqing tied up her clothes and walked to the bed, her face had returned to that of Xiaodao Xu Qingya.

"Xiaoqing! Xiaoqing!" Da Zhuang hugged Xu Qingya and kissed him again, "I thought you disappeared again."

"Look carefully at who I am," said the person being hugged coldly.

Startled, Da Zhuang raised his head and said in doubt, "Aren't you just..."

"Yes, it's me." Xu Qingya looked at Da Zhuang's anxious look, and burst out laughing again. He patted Da Zhuang's head, "Don't let people notice you when you go back, just keep crying and make a face," said After turning around, he went out, "I still have something to do, I will come to you in a few days."

"Xiao Qing!" Seeing that he was about to leave again, Da Zhuang became anxious, "How many days are in a few days!?"

Xu Qingya just smiled at Zhang Dazhuang and went out.