Don't mess with farmers

After serving Liu Jiawen to eat noodles, Xiao Yi thought that Liu Jiawen had already fallen asleep when he returned to the bedroom, but he unexpectedly waited for him with high spirits. It seemed that he was completely awake from the wine.

Liu Jiawen quickly stripped herself naked, hung on Xiao Yi's body and refused to get off, pestering him to take a bath together.

Xiao Yi chuckled, reached out and pinched the most fleshy part of his body, then carried him into the bathroom, and the indescribable movement lasted for more than two hours before coming out together.

Liu Jiawen was really exhausted, and fell asleep within a few seconds of nestling in Xiao Yi's arms, with his arms tightly around his waist. In his dream, he said: It's great to have Xiao Yi's life.

When they went to work the next day, Liu Jiawen and Zhang Jian agreed that Deng Shitian would cause trouble, but they didn't realize it. Good news came immediately. This disgusting boss was on a business trip and might not be back until a week later.

The departments that received the news were all happy, as if they were all liberated, including Liu Jiawen.

In fact, he was ready for a fight, but he didn't expect to spend the day peacefully.

"Brother Jiawen, I heard from Zhang Jian that you were so fierce yesterday that you confronted Urgot face to face."

When Jiang Feifei got the news, he immediately came over to gossip, and looked at Liu Jiawen with a trace of admiration in his eyes.

"Urgot?" Liu Jiawen looked puzzled.

"That..." Jiang Feifei covered his mouth and snickered, explaining: "The nickname we gave to Deng Shitian is what we call it behind our backs."

The game characters in League of Legends immediately appeared in Liu Jiawen's mind, not to mention, they really looked like them.

"What's the matter, who asked him to provoke me." Liu Jiawen snorted, his face full of disdain.

"Wow! You did what the whole department wanted to do, amazing." Jiang Feifei gave him a thumbs up.

"Don't worry, if he dares to bully others in the future, he will come to me and I will deal with him." Liu Jiawen patted his chest and assured that since he was a child, no one except Xiao Yi had dared to ride on his head arrogantly.

"Brother Jiawen, don't offend him, after all, he is the leader, although he is annoying." Jiang Feifei said with a bitter face, "There was an intern before, he was quite handsome, I don't know why, I didn't work for a few days I just left, probably because of him."

Not an estimate, but a certainty.

Liu Jiawen thought of the hobbies of that wretched man, he must have molested the intern through his work, he refused to follow, and left if he couldn't take it anymore.

After chatting with Jiang Feifei for a few words, it was lunch time. At the cafeteria where several departmental colleagues came together, Zhang Jian regained the feeling of a sunny boy, talking and laughing happily, as if he was not the one who was full of sadness last night.

"Jiawen, the cousin who picked you up yesterday, do you two live together?" Zhang Jian was eating, thinking of Xiao Yi when he had nothing to do, and wanted to ask a few questions.

"Cousin?" Liu Jiawen asked with a question mark on his face, when did he have more than one cousin?

"Yes." Zhang Jian nodded, "The handsome guy who picked you up last night, isn't he your cousin?"

"Oh." Liu Jiawen knew that he was talking about Xiao Yi, thought for a while, and nodded: "Well, what's the matter, they live together."

"Let me guess, you two are single, hahahaha! Otherwise, you wouldn't live together."

"..."

Liu Jiawen took a bite of the rice, not knowing what to say.

"Feifei, Jiawen's cousin is so handsome, it's amazing." Zhang Jian's eyes sparkled, "If you don't believe me, ask Jiawen to show you the photo."

"Really, it's too exaggerated. He's so handsome. He can't be more handsome than actor Liang." Jiang Feifei pursed his lips, obviously not convinced.

Liu Jiawen, who hadn't planned to look through the photos at first, became unhappy when he heard that the other party was comparing him to celebrities, "I must be more handsome than him, let me show you."

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone and started flipping through the photo album. The first one he opened was a candid photo of Xiao Yi smoking a cigarette. He handed it to Jiang Feifei, and said proudly, "How about it, he's more handsome than a celebrity."

Jiang Feifei stared at the phone, took a few glances and nodded again and again: "It's so handsome, isn't it beautiful?"

"No, no, I'm more handsome than this." Without Liu Jiawen opening his mouth, Zhang Jian helped explain.

"Really." Jiang Feifei held the phone and kept looking at it, "He is really handsome. If my boyfriend looks like this, let alone quarrel, I will kneel down when he frowns."

Liu Jiawen was full of embarrassment, and when he heard this, he snatched back the phone as quickly as possible, his mouth full of jealousy, "Don't think about it, he's already famous."

"Ah?" Jiang Feifei looked disappointed, "No way, he lives with you."

"So what." Liu Jiawen turned his head and glared at her, "He is already married, and the children will run away."

"..."

Jiang Feifei had a strange look on his face, not to mention how young the man in the photo was, but it was strange enough to get angry at Liu Jiawen's inexplicable behavior.

"I really can't tell, your cousin actually has a family." Zhang Jian was still thinking about the meeting yesterday, and always felt that Liu Jiawen was lying.

Liu Jiawen snorted twice, didn't answer any more, and dared to play Xiao Yi's idea, as long as he was still breathing, don't even think about it!No one can do it, Xiao Yi can only be Liu Jiawen's handsome man, and he can't wait to keep it in his pocket so that no one can see it.

Because Deng Shitian was away on a business trip, Liu Jiawen spent the past few days at work in a stable way, and his skills in squeezing the subway were also at his fingertips. It really seemed like that every day, a proper office worker.

Xiao Yi still worked overtime as usual, even if Liu Jiawen complained, it was useless. Every day, the dragon didn't see the head and tail. When he saw people at night, he wanted to complain, but when he saw Xiao Yi's tiredness that could not be concealed between his eyes, the words fell to his lips. I can't say it anymore, it's hard enough to get up early and stay late at the construction site every day, if you have to listen to him moaning when you get home, then he is too naive.

***

On the weekend, Liu Jiawen made an appointment with Xiao Na to go to the pet store together, and there was a new addition to the family.

No, it should be a dog.

"Brother Jiawen, this is so cute, buy it." Xiao Na picked up a little bichon frize and kept stroking along its fur.

Liu Jiawen glanced at it twice, then shook his head: "Not tall and mighty enough."

"..." Xiao Na pouted, and reluctantly put down the puppy in her arms.

"What breed is this?"

Liu Jiawen walked two steps into the store, pointed to the black and white dog in the cage and asked.

Xiao Na doesn't know much about dog breeds, "I don't know, but they look familiar, so ask the store manager."

Liu Jiawen fell in love with it at a glance. He felt that the beauty of this dog crushed the audience, and he waved to the store manager: "Hi, what kind of dog is this, and how much is it?"

The store manager came over with a questioning voice and said with a smile, "Hi sir, this is a Siberian Husky, a puppy, two months old."

A long list of names sounds high-end.

Liu Jiawen opened the dog cage, hugged the puppy directly, and said without hesitation: "I want this dog, how much is it?"

"Two thousand." The store manager raised two fingers.

"OK, I paid the money, I can take it away now."

The store manager's eyes lit up, he nodded and said, "Of course."

Bargaining does not exist in Liu Jiawen's world, and 2000 yuan is not too cheap in his values.

Xiao Na on the side smiled wryly, thinking in her heart, her brother really raised a young mistress.

After Liu Jiawen paid the money, he also bought a bunch of dog snacks and pet supplies recommended by the store manager. The total cost was another 500 yuan, which almost used up all his savings.

Because Liu Jiawen left the house completely, the pocket money for the last few days was given by Xiao Yi, not much, only 3000 yuan, and now there is really nothing left.

In the evening, Xiao Yi got off work normally, and when he entered the door, he was bumped by the puppy he had just brought back.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The puppy didn't admit it, and wagged its tail and barked at him twice.

Xiao Yi looked down, and unexpectedly Liu Jiawen brought back a Erha, and his head became bigger immediately.

"Brother, you are back."

Xiao Na was cooking, when she heard the barking of the dog, she stuck her head out to have a look.

Xiao Yi nodded while changing his shoes: "Well, where is Big Orange?"

Xiao Na pointed to the bedroom, "I'm shopping online, and I want to buy a kennel for the dog."

Xiao Yi curled his lips into a smile, bent over and hugged Xiao Erha in his arms, smoothed his hair, and walked towards the bedroom.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yi leaned against the doorframe with the dog in his arms, with a smile on his face.

Liu Jiawen was lying on the bed looking through the shopping cart, and turned to see Xiao Yi with an excited expression on his face: "I bought a lot of things for it, and the kennel I ordered will arrive in a few days."

Xiao Yi glanced at the big bag of dog snacks on the ground, nodded: "Well, I saw it, why did you bring back the demolition captain?"

"What demolition team? This is a husky." Liu Jiawen jumped out of bed, walked in front of Xiao Yi, and touched Erha's head. "It's the most handsome, nothing else."

Xiao Yi smiled helplessly, "As long as you like it."

Liu Jiawen also laughed, stared at Erha, his face changed, and he became unhappy again, "Hillhill, what's the matter with you, I haven't hugged me for so long before."

"..."

Xiao Yi was speechless for a moment, immediately put down the little Erha, then put his arms around Liu Jiawen's waist, and asked with a smile, "Did you name it?"

Liu Jiawen hugged him back, feeling a lot more balanced, nodded and said, "Hey, he's quite domineering, and his name is Mr. Ha."

"Mr. Ha?" Xiao Yi couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, "That's good, domineering, this is a cat and dog."

"Of course, wait! What do cats and dogs mean..." Liu Jiawen pondered for a while before realizing it, hugged Xiao Yi's neck angrily, and took a bite, "If I were a cat, you would be a gray mouse, I will bite you to death."

"Brother Jiawen, come out to eat."

Xiao Na came out with the dishes, but when she saw that there was no one in the living room, she yelled.

Erha was the fastest runner, with four legs bumping, he ran out, and started to wag his tail excitedly at Xiao Na.

Xiao Na lowered her head and smiled lightly: "I just finished washing my hands, so I won't hug you."

Liu Jiawen and Xiao Yi came out together, and the two of them were tired and crooked. Now that Xiao Na's morality has improved, she has long been familiar with it.

Xiao Na fried three home-cooked dishes, and beads of sweat appeared on her forehead that was smoked, because she seldom cooks, she was a little embarrassed, "I don't know if it's good or not, maybe there's a little too much salt, I'll pour you a glass water."

After speaking, Xiao Na got up and walked to the kitchen.

Liu Jiawen added a mouthful of food, smashed it, and started blowing rainbow farts, "Nana, it's amazing, it's so delicious."

Xiao Na came back with two glasses of water, with a happy face, "Really?"

"Of course, it's more delicious than your brother's." Liu Jiawen winked at her and added another big mouthful of food.

Xiao Na was very happy when she was praised for her cooking skills: "If you like it, eat more."

Xiao Yi, who was sitting by the side, just smiled, not expecting to be questioned about his cooking skills.

"Come on, Mr. Ha, try your aunt's cooking." Liu Jiawen picked up a piece of dried tofu and was about to throw it to Erha.

Erha was drooling long ago, and yelled anxiously around the table.

Seeing this, Xiao Yi immediately raised his hand to stop him, and said, "It's best not to give it human food. It's easy to get sick if it eats anything. It's still young, so it can only eat dog food."

"Ah?" Liu Jiawen glanced at the dried tofu, twitched the corner of his mouth, and stuffed it into his own mouth, "Well...Xiao Yi, how do you know, do you have experience?"

Xiao Yi said: "Many years ago, Nana knew about raising a little native dog. At that time, she had no experience. There was no dog food, and she didn't know how to give it an injection. It died within a few years."

When mentioning the little yellow dog in the past, Xiao Na would still feel sad, and nodded in agreement: "Well, little yellow is very good, very smart."

"Do you still need an injection?" Liu Jiawen had never raised a dog before, so he had no experience in this area.

"Well, President Ha didn't get an injection?" Xiao Yi looked down at the puppy, "Take him for an injection tomorrow, otherwise it's easy to get a small disease."

"Xiao Yi, you know a lot, you know it all." Liu Jiawen looked adoring, like a little fan of a star.

Xiao Na was speechless for a while, what's there to brag about, as expected, love will make people's IQ drop.