Don't mess with farmers

Xiao Yi frowned, looked at the phone intently, and didn't interrupt.

Seeing that he was silent, Peng Xiaoyu continued to babble on his own, "Dude, if you look like this, you can definitely kill those little fresh meats in the packaging industry in seconds. You are the patriarch's meal, you have to Take advantage of it, it’s okay to think about ways to do it, I heard that the money can come quickly as an actor, if you think about it, you can..."

"Have you finished?" Xiao Yi finally put down his phone and turned his head to look directly at the chatterbox.

Peng Xiaoyu giggled, and said, "Haha, I'm a warm-hearted person, don't take offense, that... Actually, I want to ask you if you have found a suitable job."

"No." Xiao Yi said truthfully, "Still looking."

"Why don't you do express delivery with me." Peng Xiaoyu approached him again, and continued: "Have you heard of Headwind Express? It's very famous. It ranks first in the list of logistics companies, and the salary is high. Anyway, there are more rules. .”

"Headwind Express?" Xiao Yi thought about it, then nodded and said, "I know, what can you do? Doesn't this kind of big company need a degree?"

"What education do couriers need?" Peng Xiaoyu leaned against the back wall and said with a smile, "I don't have a high degree of education. I came out of a technical school. The interview was headwind a few days ago. I received a text message this morning, asking me to report in the afternoon. How about it? Let's go together."

Xiao Yi remained silent, still thinking about whether to believe his words.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Peng Xiaoyu became a little anxious, and hurriedly leaned over to stare at his face and said, "Be confident, buddy, it will be fine. I've been hired. What's wrong with you!"

Xiao Yi smiled, looked up at him suspiciously and asked, "How did you think of being a courier?"

"I didn't think too much about it, it was a coincidence, and besides, I earned a lot. I heard them say that six or seven thousand a month must be no problem. It's just hard work. I work hard from morning to night..."

Xiao Yi has been engaged in fire engineering for five or six years, and what he is most afraid of is hard work, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I will go with you in the afternoon, thank you."

"Why are you polite?" Peng Xiaoyu was happy, and leaned forward to put his arms around his shoulders, and asked, "How old are you? How many years?"

When he first met, he started to check his household registration. Xiao Yi looked at the hands on his shoulders, frowned calmly, and then got up and got out of bed.

While putting on his coat, he said, "Xiao Yi, resolute Yi, is 23 years old."

"Coincidentally." Peng Xiaoyu clapped his hands exaggeratedly, "I'm also 23, what month are you born?"

"..." Xiao Yi sighed in his heart, seeing his enthusiastic and expectant face, he had no choice but to reply, "June."

"Then I'm a few months younger than you." Peng Xiaoyu moved his buttocks and got out of bed, and said with a smile: "Then I have to call you brother, don't you suggest?"

Xiao Yi put on his shoes and socks, raised his head and gave him a sideways glance, "It's up to you."

"Hey brother Yi, where are you going? Don't be so cold."

It's not that I'm aloof, but that you are forcing me to talk too much, Xiao Yi rubbed the center of his brows, turned around and saw him following him with a playful smile, and was also speechless.

"I'm going to have dinner, let's go together, I'll treat you." Xiao Yi also wanted to thank him for his willingness to introduce a job. Although it may not be possible, this kind of heart is appreciated.

"How can I do that? If you want to please, I will invite you, Brother Yi!"

Xiao Yi ignored him and walked forward on his own. Seeing that he stopped talking, Peng Xiaoyu also shut up angrily.

"Whatever you want to eat, you order."

The two found a small fly restaurant nearby, and after taking their seats, Xiao Yi generously handed the menu to each other.

"Then... Brother Yi, I will not be polite."

Seeing Xiao Yi nodding in agreement, Peng Xiaoyu hurriedly took the menu. After looking at it for a long time, he didn't bother to order expensive ones, and finally ordered a bowl of beef noodle.

Xiao Yi didn't care, and ordered a bowl of noodles. After all, the economy is tight now, and it's not suitable for eating and drinking. However, he was afraid that the other party would not be full, so he added two more cold dishes.

After lunch, Xiao Yi and Peng Xiaoyu packed up their things and planned to apply for the job.

In order to make a good impression on the interviewer, Xiao Yi accepted Peng Xiaoyu's suggestion and changed into a suit of decent clothes.

The two took the subway to the city, and Peng Xiaoyu kept talking along the way, chatting endlessly, from Zhao Benshan to the President of the United States, Xiao Yi felt that his ears would grow calluses if this went on like this.

After finally getting out of the car, the two followed the navigation on foot to the interview location. Peng Xiaoyu went in first with the invitation text message, and Xiao Yi had to sit on the sofa in the lobby and wait for a while.

After a while, Peng Xiaoyu came out excitedly. Seeing him, he hurriedly said, "Brother Yi, go! That supervisor wants to see you."

Xiao Yi nodded: "Okay, thank you."

As Peng Xiaoyu said, he can succeed in everything like this, let alone Xiao Yi?

The supervisor is a middle-aged man about 35 years old. His figure is in good shape, but he is a little bald. He is very satisfied when he sees Xiao Yi. It is effortless to lift about 38 catties of bottled water with one hand.

"Headwind" is very short of people now, Xiao Yi grows up well and can endure hardships, the supervisor didn't even think about it, and just kept people by his side.

"The basic salary is 3000 yuan, plus a commission. I can get about 1 yuan a month. Sometimes it catches up with the peak season, such as Double Eleven, and I can earn more than 300 yuan. By the way, I have to deduct more than [-] yuan from social security every month." , nothing else, I will talk to you in detail after you get to work."

The supervisor rattled a lot, and before he left, he finally told him to come to the company early tomorrow to apply for a job, and he had to bring his ID | ID | copy | copy and so on. A list, let him prepare according to the above.

When Xiao Yi came out, Peng Xiaoyu was sitting on the sofa in the lobby playing games, muttering from time to time, "Help me set up a |gun|, shit...throw thunder! 666... ​​Huh? Brother Yi, you're out!" .”

Xiao Yi glanced at his phone and nodded: "Well, let's go together?"

"Let's go, let's go." Peng Xiaoyu hurriedly stood up and put away his mobile phone, regardless of whether his teammates would report him to hang up.

The two hurried back to the dormitory, and used their spare time in the afternoon to rent a standard two-bedroom residential building near the Fifth Ring Road. Although it was an old house, the rent was relatively cheap.

The things in the house are quite complete, and the two of them checked in with their bags that night. While observing whether there were any usable things in the room, Xiao Yi also listened to Peng Xiaoyu whispering in his ears. At this moment, he regretted why he had to follow a Talk about "living together".

"Oh! This bed is so bad, it creaks all the time."

Peng Xiaoyu rolled back and forth on his single bed, complaining non-stop.

Compared to him, Xiao Yi is very satisfied with this house. After all, he has been living in a self-built house on the construction site before, not to mention the air leakage from all sides, and it is very troublesome to take a shower and go to the toilet.

After tidying up the bed, Xiao Yi went into the bathroom and took a shower. When he came out, he thought Peng Xiaoyu had already fallen asleep, but unexpectedly he was still lying on the sofa playing games.

Hearing the voice, Peng Xiaoyu glanced at him, then widened his eyes and said, "Fuck! Brother Yi, your figure...is fine."

Unable to hold back, Peng Xiaoyu put down his phone and walked to him, touched his strong abdominal muscles twice, and praised: "Brother Yi, you are really good at dressing and taking off your clothes. Have you practiced on purpose?"

Xiao Yi patted his groping hands away, went straight to the balcony and lit a cigarette, looked down at his muscles, he really hadn't practiced it deliberately, he should have been doing firefighting on construction sites for many years, after all, he had to run up and down Next, it is common for him to go up a ladder to install fire pipes every day, so his arm strength has been trained very well.

The muscles on Xiao Yi's body are completely different from those trained in the gym. In Peng Xiaoyu's eyes, they are "beautiful", and even a man would be envious of them.

Peng Xiaoyu turned his head and carefully looked at the man leaning on the balcony smoking a cigarette. He was tall, handsome, and in good shape, but... had no money.

This is also the deadliest.

So God is fair.

Peng Xiaoyu looked down at his belly, and couldn't help but sigh.

God doesn't seem to be particularly fair to him?

***

In this way, Xiao Yi and Peng Xiaoyu started a "cohabitation" life. Although they work in the same company, they are assigned to different areas, and the workstations are very close.

After working for a few days, Xiao Yi quickly adapted to the life of a courier, and compared with the past, this job is much easier than working on the construction site.

On the other hand, Peng Xiaoyu was different. Every night when he came home, he began to complain, saying that he was exposed to the wind and the sun, had meetings and meetings every day, and always worked overtime.

The wind and the sun are nothing to Xiao Yi. On the contrary, in the past, the sun was rarely seen on the construction site, because the firefighters worked indoors, and they also got up early and late every day, and there was no holiday, so they could come out to breathe fresh air There are not many opportunities.

On the weekend, Xiao Yi changed shifts with his colleagues, rode a third-hand Dongfeng motorcycle to the gate of University A, leaned on the side of the road and waited for ten minutes, his appearance unknowingly attracted countless eyeballs.

Xiao Na walked out with the flow of people, and recognized her brother at a glance in the bustling crowd.

"Ahh! Brother." Xiao Na trotted over and put her arms around his neck, and said happily, "I miss you so much."

"Now you know you miss me?" Xiao Yi pinched her nose with a smile, his face full of pampering.

"Nana, didn't you say you were single? So there was..."

The girl who followed Xiao Na walked back and forth between the siblings with ambiguous eyes, obviously misunderstanding their relationship.

"Xin Ran, don't get me wrong." Xiao Na turned her head and put her arms around Xiao Yi's shoulders in a very feminine way, and introduced: "This is what I often mention to you, the handsome guy who is invincible in the universe, my brother who is so handsome that both men and gods hate him, Xiao Yi."

"So it's brother." Wang Xinran smiled sweetly, winked at Xiao Yi, and said with a smile, "My name is Wang Xinran, and I'm Nana's roommate. Brother, it's nice to meet you. Nana always mentions you to us. But she didn't lie, you are really handsome."

"Hello." Xiao Yi nodded politely, "Thank you for the compliment."

After saying hello, Wang Xinran left first, and before leaving, he did not forget to boast: "Nana, your brother is much more handsome than the school girl in our department."

Xiao Na raised her chin and proudly said, "Of course."

Xiao Yi: "..."

***

Xiao Yi took his sister back to his rented house. It was his turn to be off duty today, and Peng Xiaoyu happened to be on duty, so the two of them couldn't get their rest together. This couldn't be better for Xiao Yi, at least The ears can be clean and clean.

"Brother, who do you share the rent with?"

Xiao Na entered the room, took off her shoes and nestled on the sofa, looking at the snack bags on the coffee table, she was sure it wasn't her brother's doing.

"colleague."

Xiao Yi poked his head out from the kitchen and found that Xiao Na was cleaning up the trash in the living room, and immediately stopped him unhappily: "Don't move, just put it there and wait for him to clean up when he comes back."

"Farewell, let me do it." Xiao Na diligently began to clear the remnants of the battlefield in the living room.

Xiao Yi angrily stood on tiptoe of the frying pan, and stirred it around with the shovel, making the frying pan clang.

This Peng Xiaoyu, when he comes back, he must be taught a lesson, even if he is sloppy, he needs his sister to wipe his ass when he eats messy food.

For his standard sister-in-law, this is obviously challenging his bottom line.

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, I have something to do these few days so I have been delayed.