Don't mess with farmers

"What are you thinking?" Liu Jiawen raised his hand and pulled his hair, and said angrily, "I'm your creditor, do you hear me?"

Xiao Yi nodded: "Don't worry, after the truth comes out, if you really spent the money wrongly, I will find a way to pay you back."

Liu Jiawen blinked and muttered softly, "I didn't mean that, it's just hundreds of thousands..."

Xiao Yi didn't quite hear what he said, but hugged the person in his arms tightly and kissed him. He really didn't expect that one day Liu Jiawen would sit in his arms and let him kiss him obediently.

The two hugged each other tenderly for a while, Xiao Yi was afraid that it would not end if the gun was fired, so he proposed to go out for a stroll.

It doesn't matter to Liu Jiawen, as long as he can be with Xiao Yi, he can do whatever you want.

Xiao Yi also thought the same way. After confirming the relationship, he really wanted to keep people by his side all the time. It would be best if he had a lock that could lock people by his side.

Unknowingly, it was already getting late, and the two walked along the street lights to the very famous "Nacui Lake" in City A. Because it was the weekend, there were a lot of people coming and going. Liu Jiawen was next to Xiao Yi, walking very slowly, thinking Li is still thinking about it, should we hold hands?Shouldn't couples hold hands when shopping?

Maybe Xiao Yi cared about other people's eyes. After all, it was strange for two big men to walk around holding hands. Thinking of this, Liu Jiawen felt a little lost.

Maybe the two in love will have a good understanding, Xiao Yi seems to have guessed his thoughts, smiled softly, and quickly held his hand, fingers intertwined, without saying a word.

Liu Jiawen's heart skipped a beat and almost jumped out of his throat. Xiao Yi's hands were so hot that his whole body felt hot together. He seemed to be back in junior high school now, just like first love, excited and embarrassed at the same time.

"Daju, what do you like about me?" Xiao Yi suddenly stopped, pulling people to lean against the railing together, speaking in a serious and serious tone.

Liu Jiawen was stunned for a moment, and then said casually without thinking about it: "Xiao Yi, you look exactly like me."

"What did you say?" Xiao Yi frowned his beautiful eyebrows, and then shook off his hand, the anger in his heart naturally rose.

"What's the matter, I'm telling the truth, you're handsome, don't let people tell you..." Seeing that he was unhappy, Liu Jiawen didn't know where he had offended him, so he held his hand again cheekily, A look of grievance.

Xiao Yi had to ask: "What if I'm ugly? Will you still like me?"

"There is no such if."

"Liu Jiawen, tell me the truth, are you looking for me, or my face?" Xiao Yi suddenly approached him, and his handsome face instantly magnified.

Liu Jiawen was confused by him: "Your face and you are inseparable, Xiao Yi, why are you always struggling with this issue, I like you, do you want me to stand on the top of the lighthouse and shout out?" You will be satisfied."

"I mean..." Xiao Yi was so angry that he really wanted to smash his head to see what was inside, how could anyone be so stupid.

"What exactly do you want to say?" Liu Jiawen was not happy anymore. If he had something to say, he couldn't just say it directly. Why did he have to go around the corner with him? He hated roundabouts the most.

"Then let me ask you, if I am disfigured, will you still agree to be with me?"

"Disfigurement?" Liu Jiawen frowned, thought for a while, and replied, "Young bumpkin, don't worry, even if you change beyond recognition, I will be responsible for you. people."

Liu Jiawen thought to himself, at first he really liked his appearance, but now it's different, no matter what Xiao Yi becomes, he will always like it.

Hearing the answer, Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't want Liu Jiawen to agree to date because of his face. After all, appearance is not a permanent thing, and people will grow old one day.

"Okay, I get it." Xiao Yi nodded with a smile, pinched the bridge of his nose, and said, "Daju, even if you become ugly in the future, I won't despise you."

"You're so ugly." Liu Jiawen slapped his hand off, seeing him alternately angry and happy, couldn't help muttering, "You really don't know why..."

Xiao Yi stared at his flushed cheeks, and the more he looked at him, the more he liked him, and he suddenly said, "Daju, I want to kiss you."

"What?" Liu Jiawen turned to look at him, blushing even more, he also wanted to kiss, but...

There were too many people coming and going, and several people were secretly taking pictures in the distance. Liu Jiawen glanced around and asked nervously, "Are... are you here?"

Xiao Yi nodded: "I can do it."

"..."

Liu Jiawen felt that sometimes Xiao Yi's sudden words could really shock people.

"Let's go over there." Liu Jiawen pointed to the grove on the other side, which was relatively hidden.

"Okay, let's go." Xiao Yi nodded in agreement, and couldn't wait to hold his hand and walk over there.

Along the way, Liu Jiawen was looking forward to and nervous. He was really no different from a young boy in love, so embarrassing!It's not like I haven't kissed before.

After entering the grove, Xiao Yi hastily pressed the man against the tree, not caring how noisy the mosquitoes were all over him, and kissed the man's face directly while holding his hand.

"Hmm..." Liu Jiawen kissed back enthusiastically, the taste in Xiao Yi's mouth was too addictive.

"Sneaky, what are you two doing!"

With a roar, the two people who were kissing couldn't help being startled, Liu Jiawen hurriedly pushed away the man in front of him, and looked over at the sound.

The person who spoke was an old man in his seventies, still wearing pajamas, with a slightly hunched back, holding a flashlight in his hand, sweeping between the two of them, and finally stopped at their feet, his eyes widened angrily , Cursed: "Fucking two little bastards, trampled all the shallot seedlings I planted to pieces, so they can't go to other places to make trouble? What are you doing cuddling at our door!"

Two little brats: "..."

***

"dong dong dong dong"

Early in the morning, Liu Jiawen slammed on the anti-theft door of Xiao Yi's house.

The two of them were scolded by a northeast man last night and ran away in a desperate manner. Before leaving, they even paid him 50 yuan for green onion seedlings.

Today we made an appointment to meet at Xiao Yi's residence. Liu Jiawen deliberately got up early in the morning, rushing here with the mood of a date. Who would have thought that he knocked for a long time but there was no answer, and no one answered the phone.

"Hillbilly, open the door!" Liu Jiawen shouted angrily, and kicked the door again.

There was a "squeak", the sound of the anti-theft door opening.

It's a pity that the one who opened the door was the neighbor next door. A white-haired aunt poked her head out, and when she saw Liu Jiawen, she began to scold: "You little bastard, what are you calling out so early in the morning? You don't have any sense of public morality. Don't make any noise. Hurry up and go back to the house." Why are you going?"

Liu Jiawen: "..."

have to!Being scolded by the Northeast uncle last night, and scolded by the neighbor's aunt this morning, this bad life is enough.

Liu Jiawen stood aggrieved in the corridor for a while, lowered his head and called Xiao Yi again, and the other party finally got through five seconds later, Liu Jiawen complained to the phone: "What are you doing, hurry up!" Open the door for me."

"Are you here?" Xiao Yi walked towards the living room while putting on his pants, but he didn't expect the other party to come so early.

"Nonsense, hurry up, or the aunt next door will come out again..."

"What aunt?"

Liu Jiawen didn't answer him, but put down the phone directly.

When Xiao Yi opened the door, the other party's face was as dark as a pot, and he scolded him: "My fucking hands are sore from knocking, are you deaf? Can't you open the door earlier?"

"Don't swear." Xiao Yi dragged him into the room and closed the door.

"I'll just say it." Liu Jiawen kicked off his shoes very rudely, then swaggered and sat down on the sofa, looked left and right, and asked, "Where's Fat Xiaoyu?"

"What did you ask him for? He's gone to work." Xiao Yi picked up his shoes and put them in order. He was a little upset when he heard that Peng Xiaoyu was mentioned. , should do something right.”

"What?" Liu Jiawen didn't know why, and tilted his head in doubt.

Xiao Yi lowered himself and glanced at himself, and replied, "My morning boobs haven't disappeared yet."

Liu Jiawen was stunned, and followed his eyes, looking down with shock on his face: "You... you fucking, early in the morning..."

"I'm a man, it's normal, why? You haven't had it?"

"Of course there was. You can go to the bathroom to solve it yourself. I drove for half an hour and I was exhausted..." Liu Jiawen didn't dare to look at him, and lowered his head and his voice became smaller and smaller.

"You don't need to contribute, what are you worried about?" Xiao Yi stretched out his arms, picked him up horizontally, and carried him to the bedroom without waiting for his reaction.

"Hey! Country bumpkin, put me down quickly, I don't want to be promiscuous." Liu Jiawen was taken aback. It was the first time he was hugged by a princess at such a big age. He felt ashamed and annoyed, and his legs were not honest. kept kicking.

"Be good." Xiao Yi kissed his forehead reassuringly, "Don't worry, I bought everything I should buy last night."

"You fart." Liu Jiawen was afraid that he would fall, so he quickly put his arms around his neck, and said nervously, "You... your abdominal injury hasn't healed yet, so it's best not to exercise vigorously."

"That's not a problem." Xiao Yi replied indifferently, put him lightly on the bed, touched his cheek and bowed his head to kiss him.

The broken kisses fell and scraped on his face like feathers. Liu Jiawen felt itchy, the temperature in his body kept rising, and he was afraid and looking forward to the next thing. Resistance was useless, so he might as well enjoy it to the fullest, not to mention that this person is Xiao Yi, no matter what you do to him is acceptable.

mmp...

You are a fucking masochist.

Liu Jiawen silently despised himself in his heart.

.........

…… ...

half an hour later...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Relax a little bit, it's so exaggerated..."

"No, no, go out..."

"I won't go out, don't move around."

"Well...it's too uncomfortable, Xiao Yi, why don't we forget about it today, how about...how about another date?"

"Shut up, what about this? Does it still hurt?"

"Hmm...don't move yet."

"I can't help it anymore, don't be tense, just relax."

"... Uh... damn it! Xiao Yi, are you okay?"

"You dare to question me? I really don't know how to live or die!"

"Ahhh! Brother, I was wrong, um...be gentle..."

……

Liu Jiawen felt that he was going back and forth between heaven and hell. In this world, only Xiao Yi could make him feel both pain and pleasure.

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