Don't mess with farmers

"Come on, Xiao Yi, enjoy our two-person world to the fullest." After speaking, Peng Jun stood up and walked towards Xiao Yi with open arms, regardless of his nose still bleeding.

Xiao Yi took advantage of the situation to grab his dishonest arm, and fell directly over his shoulder with force. Peng Jun rolled his eyes in pain on the spot.

"Xiao...Xiao Yi, you...you are so ruthless!" Peng Jun lay on the ground and felt a burning pain in his back, and his old waist seemed to be broken.

Xiao Yi's face was full of displeasure, and he warned again: "If you dare to flirt anywhere, pack up your things and get out."

"Cut~" Peng Jun held back his mouth indifferently, wiped the blood on the bridge of his nose, and said in a low voice: "Obviously you provoked it first, young master, I'll go find someone else, there are three-legged men all over the street."

Peng Jun really did what he said, he deliberately took a shower and changed into a very flamboyant outfit, made sure his nose wasn't bleeding, and made his hair with hairspray, making him look like a high school punk.

Peng Xiaoyu, who came back from get off work, happened to bump into this dressed cousin, was taken aback for a moment, immediately grabbed his arm, and asked, "Why are you going?"

"Go to the side! Your brother, I want to go out for a while." Peng Jun waved his hand away, twisting his buttocks and was about to leave.

As soon as he heard that he was going to go out to play, Peng Xiaoyu immediately became interested, "Where are you going to play? Take me and Brother Yi, eh? Why are you still wearing eyeliner?"

"Go, go." Peng Jun pushed away the people standing in front of him, and said sarcastically, "I'm going to be gay, let's find someone to have fun, why? Do you want to go together?"

When Peng Xiaoyu heard that he was probably gay, he touched his nose and said, "Forget it."

If his girlfriend finds out, he must be killed.

Peng Jun knew he would say that, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, turned around and went downstairs humming a little tune, his ass twisted like something.

Peng Xiaoyu couldn't control his cousin, so he had to pray silently in his heart, but it was enough not to contract the disease starting with the word A.

That night, Peng Jun came back very late, smelling of alcohol and smelling very strong.

Peng Xiaoyu was exhausted after working all day, so he lay down early and fell asleep. Surprisingly, Xiao Yi did not fall asleep, but sat alone on the sofa looking at the map in his hand.

Seeing Peng Jun come back, he was slightly surprised, thinking that he would spend the night outside tonight.

"Are you waiting for me?" Peng Jun asked shamelessly.

He had just finished a non-children's exercise. He was in the alley downstairs. He was a man he just met in a bar. But when he was with other men, all he could think about was Xiao Yi. If he was with him How nice it would be to be Xiao Yi together.

"You think too much." Xiao Yi didn't raise his eyes, his voice was cold.

Peng Jun continued to carry forward the shameless spirit, and suddenly squatted beside Xiao Yi like a puppy, licked the corner of his mouth and said, "I still want to sleep with you, it must be fierce."

Xiao Yi put down the map in his hand, lowered his head to meet his eyes, and said slowly: "I only sleep with people I like, as for you, I don't like it."

"..." Peng Jun was stunned, this time he was really hit, and asked unwillingly: "Then what do you mean by those few words you said this afternoon? You said you wanted to bully me... it proves that you still have me in your heart .”

"I'm not talking about you." For the first time, Xiao Yi began to explain patiently: "The reason why I asked you this afternoon is because you like men, but the person I'm talking about is definitely not you."

"Xiao Yi, I really like you." Peng Jun blushed and confessed affectionately, "Try me, I promise you..."

"What do you like about me?" Xiao Yi looked indifferent, then pointed to his face and asked, "Do you like this face?"

"..."

What's wrong with your face?Now most people are color control.

Peng Jun bit his lips, looked at him obscenely, and then said shamelessly: "I not only like your face, I also like your big..."

"To shut up."

Xiao Yi's complexion gradually turned dark, and he really didn't understand what was going on in this sissy's mind.

Peng Jun's hand began to move dishonestly, wanting to touch his thigh, but unfortunately he was slapped away as soon as he stretched out his paw.

"Ouch!" Peng Jun quickly withdrew his hand, only to find that the back of his hand was red.

Xiao Yi couldn't bear it anymore and stood up, and before entering the bedroom, he threw out another sentence: "Peng Jun, I don't like sissies, especially you."

Hearing this, Peng Jun covered his face and sat on the ground, and began to cry like a drunken maniac: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up love.” "

Early the next morning, Peng Xiaoyu was woken up by the alarm clock. He dragged his exhausted body to go to the bathroom to wash up. Unaware.

When he opened the bedroom door and saw his cousin packing his luggage with red and swollen eyes, his mind was full of question marks.

"What's wrong with you?" Peng Xiaoyu hurried forward to grab his arm, and found obvious hickey marks on his collarbone, and said anxiously, "You were raped|killed last night?"

Peng Jun gave him an idiot-looking look, and said angrily, "Forcing|killing your sister, I'm broken in love."

"???" Peng Xiaoyu was puzzled. Didn't he go out last night?Why did you fall in love for no reason?

"When did you fall in love? Why don't I know."

Peng Jun didn't bother to talk to him. In his eyes, Peng Xiaoyu was a straight steel man with no roots.

"Are you leaving?" Peng Xiaoyu saw that he was carrying his bag, as if he was about to wander.

"If you don't leave and stay here, it's disgusting?" Peng Jun deliberately glanced in the direction of Xiao Yi's bedroom, "Hmph! My heart is dying of pain, and I want to leave this sad place as soon as possible."

"Cousin, didn't you say you want to stay for a few more days? Where are you going? I'll stay for a few more days." Peng Xiaoyu said to persuade him to stay, but his body was very honest to help him put his bag on his back, and then his face The joyful expression overflowed slowly uncontrollably.

Peng Jun was in a fit of anger and didn't pay much attention to him. His eyes were stuck in the direction of Yao Yi's bedroom. After waiting for a long time but no one came out, he stomped his feet and went straight to the anti-theft door.

"Cousin, I'll see you off." Peng Xiaoyu made a gesture to put on his coat, but just as he put one sleeve on, the security door was slammed shut by Peng Jun with a bang.

Then I only heard the sound of "—squeak—" from the suitcase grinding against the ground in the corridor, and finally drifted away.

Finally, the great god was sent away.

Peng Xiaoyu leaned on the table and let out a breath, still thinking inhumanely in his heart, it was too timely for his cousin to break up in love, he was still worrying about how to explain to his cousin and brother Yi yesterday, now he is fine, he solved one by himself.

When Xiao Yi came out, Peng Xiaoyu was already dressed and ready to go to work. Seeing him, he hurriedly said hello: "Morning, Brother Yi."

"morning."

"What... my brother left."

Xiao Yi nodded unmoved: "Oh, I see."

Last night Peng Jun sat in the living room howling all night, which made him sleepless all night.

"Brother Yi, let's discuss something." Peng Xiaoyu scratched the chicken nest head, a little embarrassed, "Hey! Forget it, I'm going to be late, I'll talk to you when I come back tonight."

Peng Xiaoyu didn't give Xiao Yi a chance to ask questions, so he hurriedly put on his shoes and left.

Xiao Yi took time to take a shower and changed into clean clothes. The man in the mirror looked a lot more handsome.

Through the supervisor's introduction, Xiao Yi made an appointment with the boss for an interview in the afternoon. The location is in the center of Chaoyang City. The company name is "Jiayou Wangwang Co., Ltd." You can tell from the name that its main business is related to pets.

Last night, Xiao Yi learned about it on the Internet. He knew that this company has more than [-] chain pet hospitals in City A, as well as a large online shopping store. The legal person of the company is Wu Shikun. Clear.

At [-]:[-] p.m. that day, Xiao Yi arrived at the appointed place on time, the headquarters of the "Want Want Home" company, and successfully entered the president's office under the leadership of the lady at the front desk.

The boss is a middle-aged man in his forties. He is tall. He can almost look at Xiao Yi's eye level when he stands up.

The first time he saw Xiao Yi, the boss couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and he took the initiative to ask, "Your name is Xiao Yi?"

Xiao Yi nodded: "Yes, hello."

"Hello, please sit down." The boss invited him to take a seat very generously, and then said with a smile: "It seems that you are not very old, how long have you been working?"

"Five years." Xiao Yi said truthfully.

The boss nodded in satisfaction: "Did you drive often before? What kind of car did you drive?"

"I just took the driver's license test, but I'm sorry, the number of cars I have driven is limited, and most of them are small cars."

The boss thought about it for a while, but still smiled and said: "Well, I understand, you were introduced by Xiao Yang, and he probably told me about your situation, I think it's not bad."

After a pause, the boss continued: "However, several of my cars are commercial and off-road, and some have been refitted. Because I have more than a dozen pet dogs, it is convenient to carry them when I go out. You have to get used to it."

Is this the decision to hire him?

Xiao Yi looked up at him. Don't you need to try his driving skills?

The boss saw his doubts and smiled heartily: "I am a person who likes to look at the eyes. I like you very much. I think you are very good. I like young people who are confident. How about it? What is your decision?"

Unexpectedly, the boss's character would be so forthright, Xiao Yi couldn't help feeling fond of him, and replied: "Thank you very much for the opportunity, I decided to give it a try."

"Okay." The boss was very satisfied with his answer, stood up and picked up a bunch of keys from the desk behind him and handed them to him, "This is the key for the SUV Range Rover. The car is parked in the underground parking lot. You go and drive it first. Turn around twice, get used to it, I'll ask Xiao Yang to take you to see the way first, and hand over the car keys to him directly when you come back, come back to work tomorrow, and I'll ask the manager of the HR department to talk to you about the salary."

Xiao Yi took the car keys and politely replied: "Okay, thank you Mr. Wu."

When Xiao Yi came out of the boss's office, the man named Xiao Yang had been waiting for him at the door. Seeing him coming out, he hurriedly asked, "How is it? Did you succeed?"

Xiao Yi had never seen him before, so he asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

"I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Yang Zheng. I'm Mr. Wu's assistant. Brother Lin and I are very familiar. He recommended you."

Xiao Yi reacted and nodded: "It turned out to be Brother Yang, thank you for introducing me to the job, thank you very much."

"You're welcome." Yang Zheng also patted him on the shoulder with a little familiarity, and said with a smile, "Is it all right? What did Mr. Wu say?"

Xiao Yi learned exactly what Wu Shikun had just told him, then shook the car key in his hand, and said, "Brother Yang, I'm sorry."

"What's the trouble?" Yang Zheng smiled indifferently, then turned around and took him to the parking lot, and said as he walked, "Mr. Wu is a very nice person. He doesn't put on airs like a boss, and he has a lot of stray dogs. He is very caring. , anyway, you'll know it after a long time of contact."

The author has something to say: My brother Yi is really difficult...