Cannon fodder, you are mighty and majestic

David Zhuo has bad breath, he smokes and drinks to entertain his life, it is normal to have bad breath.Ugly and wretched!Li Xuan's pants were pulled down by him, and his clothes were torn off in half by him. David Zhuo kissed his little Doudou.Li Xuan was so disgusted that she was going to vomit.Belittled by a man who was as ugly as he was in his previous life, Li Xuan: "Ugh..."

Zhuo Dawei's neck was filled with the contents of Li Xuan's stomach, and it flowed into his chest.

A bad smell.

No matter how excited David Zhuo was, he looked up brokenly.

Li Xuan saw David Zhuo's face: "Ouch!"

David Zhuo reached out and wiped his face and vomit with trembling hands.I couldn't take it anymore, David Zhuo immediately "vomited", his stomach was churning, and he vomited all his dinner and lunch onto Li Xuan's lap.

The whites of Li Xuan's eyes rolled, and she couldn't help but vomited gall on David Zhuo's head.

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Xu Mu's assistant called Xie Fei early in the morning and said enthusiastically that he had accepted an annual drama.

Xie Fei was also a little excited when he heard it.

Ask: "What are you playing?"

The assistant was very excited and shouted on the phone: "Play a sissy!"

Xie Fei: "..." I'll go to your second uncle! "Do you think I look like a sissy?"

The assistant was still very happy: "Hey Brother Xu! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to play the male lead!"

Xie Fei felt that he had hired a fake assistant, "How can there be a sissy as the leading actor? How much yellow urine did you drink last night?" He was probably drunk and made him happy for nothing.He doesn't have to pick the script very much if he plays the male lead, but playing a sissy?Don't be funny! ! !

The assistant was questioned, (oェ｀o) curled her lips innocently, there is nothing you can do if you don’t believe me, but! ! "Brother Xu, I really took on a drama where I played the male lead. If you can turn from a male supporting role for ten thousand years into a male lead, this is the only time to watch! Brother Xu!"

Xie Fei was very tired and felt that the script was unreliable!

The assistant is also unreliable!

Wannian male supporting role?My heart hurts!Have you ever thought about the original owner's heart capacity?Can you talk nonsense?

"What's the name of the script? Which crew? Who are the guest stars? Who are the male and female protagonists?" Xie Fei asked.You have to figure out who and what roles are set in this script!

"The script is called "Jin Yiwei", and you play Wei Zhongxian. Brother Xu, Brother Xu! Brother Xu!! What's wrong? Why don't you talk? Brother Xu!"

Xie Fei was lying on the bed, holding the phone in his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asked feebly: "Quickly tell me, how much money did that poor crew bribe you to sign me for such a play? I'll give you twice the price." .”

The assistant felt insulted.

"Brother Xu, if you don't believe me, just forget about it and insult me! Yes! I took something, but didn't Director Hong come to see me personally and bring me two of his own pig thighs? At worst, I will give them all. Are you okay?"

"What do you say?"

"Pork thigh!"

"Fuck you! Which director are you talking about?"

"Director Hong!"

Xie Fei was depressed for a while and instantly cheered up: "Hasn't he always only made movies?"

"So this is Director Hong Da's first TV series! Will you act or not?"

"Nonsense! I won't play you! Hurry up and drive over to pick me up. I'm going to the crew to catch a few scenes."

Xie Fei has received several new scripts!Assistant Xu Mu hurriedly agreed.Xie Fei got up, brushed his teeth, washed his face and changed his clothes.While eating steamed stuffed buns and drinking mung bean juice in the car, the phone rang suddenly. Xie Fei took out the phone and smiled instantly when he saw the word "wife", and quickly answered the phone: "Why do you wake up so early? Don't you want to sleep a little longer?"

Song Fang was still being lazy, and when he really got up, he couldn't open his eyes and hummed twice.But Xie Fei managed to understand: "Miss me, but today I'm going to film. Is Chen Chen up yet? Ask him to cook something delicious for you."

Song Fang opened his eyes a little, staring dazedly, as if his whole body was still asleep, and said softly, "When will you be back?"

Xie Fei wished he could go over and kiss his daughter-in-law's little mouth right now.

"I don't know. If the filming is in good condition, it can be done for a few hours. If it's not good, it can be done in a few days. The whole crew will work overtime."

Song Fang pouted when he heard the grievance: "Then I know."

Hearing the disappointed tone, Xie Fei felt that his wife was still like a child who couldn't grow up, and comforted: "I'll finish the filming as soon as possible and come back as soon as possible." Take you out to play.

After hanging up the phone, the smile on Xie Fei's face was still as bright as the sunshine outside the window.

The assistant sat in the driver's seat, flustered.

The whole person almost collapsed.

This is?Brother Xu, he is cheating!Isn't he still having a raging love life with the Golden Movie King?Isn't he showing his affection with the Golden Movie King in front of media fans/fans every day?

Why did Brother Xu fall in love with someone else overnight?Listening to that tone... listening to that doting tone and loving expression, this is simply true love!

Your circle is really messy!

I can't understand it at all!

The assistant had no words to express his heartache. Grandpa Mao said that falling in love not for the purpose of marriage is to play hooligans. How can he mess up the relationship between men and women?

To the crew.Xie Fei greeted everyone.Then go to the dressing room to do makeup.In this play, he still plays the male second, and the role is more complicated.The title of the play is "The wealthy president fell in love with his missing sister for many years, and he was tortured to death. A black-bellied man and a second-handed man seized love with a knife, but he couldn't be abused so happily."

Originally a sunny and warm man, but because of love, he couldn't make all kinds of frame-ups and turned into an old black mountain demon, becoming an obstacle between the hero and the heroine. Of course, the hero and the heroine finally resolved all kinds of misunderstandings and got together!Even the biggest pain, the stalk of the elder brother falling in love with the younger sister, was satisfactorily solved by the screenwriter later--the elder brother was adopted!Foster!

Xie Fei felt that if he acted too well in this play, he would be thrown eggs while walking on the road in the future--Look, look!This is that insidious mad dead scumbag... I feel so tired just thinking about it.Acting too well is also a sin.However, he has experienced so many worlds and played so many roles, acting is really not difficult.

Xie Fei's make-up was done, the actors and props were all in place, and the filming started.

The male protagonist, the president, came to talk to Xie Fei, the president of Sunshine Nuannan, a good brother, to discuss business.

The hero knocks on the door and goes in.

Floor-to-ceiling windows, Western European decoration style, cool colors, and slightly warm sunlight are a foreshadowing of contradictions. Xie Fei sits on the boss's chair, half light and half dark, which faintly heralds the transition of the character's personality.

Xie Fei was not doing anything, but was turning around from time to time with a signature pen in his hand, glancing at his graduation photo from the corner of his eye.The point of eyes fell on the face of the heroine.

The hero knocks on the door and enters.

Xie Fei raised his head, and when he saw his good friend, he immediately smiled welcomingly.

This is normal for the male lead and the second male lead to be in the same frame! ,

but! ! !The director is dumbfounded!The props group is confused!The onlookers were dumbfounded!Obviously, it was also sponsored by Armani suits, and they were wearing the best suits among them.Xie Fei was sitting on the boss's chair. In the short time from when the male lead entered the door to when he greeted him, Xie Fei was like a predator in the financial street, and the male lead was like the most lowbly one among his twenty secretaries.

Everyone: "..." This should be an illusion.

After finally filming today's scene, Xie Fei breathed a sigh of relief and grabbed a bottle of his own juice handed over by his assistant. This is delicious!He grabbed a bottle and handed it to the male protagonist, Xiao Xianrou. Xiao Xianrou accepted it in fear and trepidation: "Thank you Brother Xu, thank you Brother Xu."

Xie Fei: "...don't be so polite."

The little fresh meat hero: "Senior Xu, your juice is really delicious."

Xie Fei: "Yes."

Little Fresh Meat Male Lead: /(ㄒoㄒ)/The aura of Wannian's second male lead is really not covered, and he feels awkward everywhere when playing with him!

The assistant packed up his things and asked Xie Fei to get in the car. Xie Fei looked at the time and saw that it was only 3:20, and he clearly wanted to see Song Fang in a hurry, but!At this time, I should go and see the King of Film King, after all, he is still a tasker.The original owner counterattacked with his soul, Xie Fei could not let him down.

"Go to director Hong Da's crew, I'm going to see Yonghao."

Assistant: "..." Step on a few boats! /(ㄒoㄒ) How can my male god be a scum?

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