Cannon fodder, you are mighty and majestic

Xie Fei felt that his grassland-like broad heart was full of mud horses.

The same sentence, different people say the feeling is completely different.

Rude and reckless man: I want to fuck you to death!

Domineering CEO: Money is neither a luxury nor power nor luxury, only your love is a luxury, I don't want anything else, but there is one thing - your body and mind!Must be completely mine!Only I am qualified to be your man!

Merry talented man: The spring water is born, the spring forest is flourishing, and the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as you!

……

The provocative gestures are also different.

Xie Fei deeply felt that he was not used to this kind of teasing.To be honest...he himself thinks he belongs to the Mensao type, it's not that he hasn't thought about women's big breasts and soft buttocks, and it's not that he hasn't had thoughts about those beautiful and fair girls when he was young and frivolous "Love at first sight" the idea of ​​wanting to fuck!

but!

But those are immature ideas.

It's like the feeling of a girl walking in the garden and suddenly seeing a beautiful flower and wanting to pick it off.

However, Song Xiaozhu is the only one who can tease himself so much that he just wants to be with him... Having gone through so many worlds, Song Xiaozhu's appearance is still very fresh, from time to time It turned up in my mind.

Even when he was attached to a wild boar... the appearance of lying in the yard with his buttocks arched is wonderful...

Xie Fei thought a little far in his head, but he changed his mind.If he was Four Baylor Zhen Lianjie, he probably wouldn't be able to resist such a woman.She speaks like a flower of Jieyu, it's just a way to seduce people, that's also a set, and it's not the same as these women in feudal society!

After Liu Rou finished speaking, she looked at Xie Fei with a sweet smile.

For someone like Xie Fei who looks like Ouba in her mind and has the same aura, she doesn't mind making him her first man.She felt that since God gave her the opportunity to travel through time, someone would make her famous forever.Maybe she was the one who changed this era.For example, polyandry, oh hehehehehe...

Xie Fei felt that he was now a piece of meat and was being watched by a wolf.

"Miss Liu is really talented. I admire you. I wonder if there is a chance to invite Miss Liu to drink tea? I am very interested in Miss Liu's outlook on life. I have read Miss Liu's masterpiece "Shooting the Condors". Chivalry is for the people, but after all, I am very entangled in reading characters like Yang Kang, can Ms. Liu explain it for me?"

As soon as Liu Rou heard this, she immediately became interested in talking.

Who said no?

Yang Kang is one of the most tangled characters in Jin Yong's works!

In the past, when those high-ranking officials and nobles came to her to talk about this book, they basically said, is there really a woman like Huang Rong in the world?Is there really such a beauty as Xiaolongnu?

Or just don't know what to say!The ulterior motive lies in her!

Now there is finally someone who can interest her and have a good chat with her.

At this time, the second donkey came up to remind him: "Fifth Master, aren't we going to buy chicken?"

Xie Fei: "..."

The corners of Liu Rou's crooked lips couldn't help but slid down, and then she hurriedly said: "Today is busy, so we can make an appointment another day." Buying chicken?What the hell is buying chicken?I thought I was a kid from a rich family who dressed well, but turned out to be a housekeeper who went shopping!Bai was born with such an appearance, what a waste!

Liu Rou's mind was twisted!

Missed!

Xie Fei: "..."

With so many people picking up money, she walked smoothly.

Xie Fei watched Liu Rou leave.

Looking at the second donkey: "..."

Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs.He feels that he is living in a university in the 21st century and gangs up to masturbate. As the saying goes, ten masturbating friends and nine pigs... two donkeys?Why the hell aren't you called Er Sha Que?

The second donkey only felt a cold on his neck!My heart is so tired: Why is Fifth Master so difficult to serve?Didn't you say that fifth master is a rabbit master?Why are you so unkind to yourself?

He thought he would dedicate his chrysanthemum, and then became the fifth wife of the Xie family.

Xie Fei: "..." Watching helplessly as Liu Rou was about to fall into a trap, she was destroyed by Er Donkey's words.It seems that fate is indeed an elusive but powerful thing.The male protagonist and the female protagonist are just a couple!Everyone else is cannon fodder.

Turn left and turn right to the vegetable market to buy a chicken.

In fact, he called the second donkey over for only one purpose - to help carry the chicken!

Anyway, his identity is a young master, and it is too indecent to carry a chicken by himself.and!Chickens are not placed in a cage alone, but many chickens are enclosed in a cage, crowded like a human being crowded into a bus.Still pooping everywhere, even if you poop yourself and don't pull it on your body, but the next moment there will be a pile of dick buttocks facing it...

Throw it to the second donkey: "Hold it carefully."

The second donkey picked it up, and said cheerfully, "Master Wu, the chicken you picked is really fat! I know you like fatty meat." Like me!Hehehe...

Xie Fei couldn't say a word.He really wants to ask now: Erlu, who gave you the courage to make you think that I can fall in love with you?But he thought about it for a while, so it would appear that he was too "mean", and it would be better to be a "gentle and jade-like" young master.

Not only did he catch Liu Rou, but he also caught Zhen Lianjie!

Xie Fei bought the chicken and went back. Before entering the door, he said to the second donkey: "It's cleaned up, I want it tonight."

Talking to chickens in broad daylight can make people feel crazy.

The second donkey saw that Xie Fei entrusted him with such a "friendly face", and immediately stood up straight with his five short stature, "Yes, master! My second donkey will make sure you can rest assured!"

Well, it's okay if you don't say it, Xie Fei feels a little shrunken when you say it.

When I went back, I didn't dare to eat in the lobby, and I didn't bring candy for the old man.As a result, just after returning to the room and practicing the Longevity Art for a while, the old man heard the news and came.

"Where's my snow cream? Where did I put it? I've been staring at it all afternoon, hoping to see through it."

When the old man said this, he still glanced at prominent places in the room from time to time.He was thinking about the candy his son brought him, but he didn't have time to send it over.Wouldn't it save Xie Fei trouble for him to come here in person now?

Xie Fei rolled his eyes with an arrogant look: "I didn't buy it."

The old man was so angry that his liver ached from Xie Fei's tugging, so he walked over with a cane, and hit Xie Fei on the head twice.Xie Fei covered his forehead and complained: "Father! You have lost all your teeth! Can we stop making trouble?"

The old man was so angry that he blew his beard: "Why did you give birth to you little bastards! No one or two are allowed to eat sweets! The father's favorite is you. You used to be so clever that you knew how to secretly take it with your father, and now you are also with your brother, sister-in-law Sister stood together and went!"

Xie Fei: "...the old men in their 60s have all their teeth healed, and they are all over the street competing with people whose teeth can crush walnuts. Only you! The bald teeth are gone! There are only two left!"

After finishing speaking, he muttered: "That's it, I still want to eat candy!"

The old man's face was full of grievances: "The bad old man is not loved by anyone! If you want to eat a candy, you will be nagged by your son! It's better to shoot the wall!"

Xie Fei: "..." Dad!Hello avant-garde!Xie Fei teased the old man enough, and grabbed a candy from his pocket.

"Snow fat is so sweet and greasy, I didn't buy it. But I still brought you something delicious."

The old man's eyes sparkled.

The mung bean cake Xie Fei bought on the street.

Soft and smooth with a little sweetness.

There was a long queue.Satisfied, the old man left Xie Fei and left.Why do you need a son when you have candy?As soon as the old man left, Xie Fei began to operate the Longevity Formula with peace of mind. After six o'clock, when it was time for dinner, the voice of the second donkey came from outside the door: "Fifth Master, your chickens are cleaned up." Already!"

Xie Fei thought the hair would dry quickly!

I don't know if there is still a smell. If there is a smell, he may not be able to stand it a bit.Xie Fei was thinking about it, and said: "Come in." Erlu happily pushed the door open with his body sideways, and then put the packed chicken on the table under Xie Fei's dumbfounded gaze.

Erlu: "Fifth Master! Make sure it's cleaned up! I heard that your taste is a bit more serious, so I specially made spicy chicken."

Xie Fei just looked at the chicken as if it was a bright spot among the crowd of chickens.

but!

but……

No matter how clever the chicken is, it is just a dish at this moment.Xie Fei: "..." Waving his hand feebly: "You can go out now!"

Damn it, if I don't go out again, I can no longer control the prehistoric power in my body!

wipe!

Labor and management even "let go" Liu Rou in order to buy this chicken. Isn't the price tragic enough?But now it has become a dish.

The second donkey also felt that something was wrong.He felt a very powerful murderous aura.Come here!It shook twice in an instant, oh my god, I'm not ready yet, Fifth Master looks like he wants to eat me.

no no no...

In fact, I am still hesitating about whether to marry a wife and have children to carry on the family line.

Xie Fei looked at the second donkey who was so obese and could run so fast, and felt that his eyes could kill people.I got up and walked to the table, picked up a chicken leg with chopsticks, looked at the fluttering peppers on it, and clicked my mouth: I haven't eaten chicken for a long time...

Still such a spicy chicken.

While eating, Xie Fei suddenly had a flash of inspiration, put down his chopsticks and laughed three times.

The cicadas stopped and the birds flew outside, and all the servants shivered for a while.It's a pity that the fifth master gets nervous from time to time!A character like Zhilan Yushu turned out to be a psychopath.

That night Xie Fei was like a sister-in-law borrowing money.

The eldest brother and the second brother don't know.

If you know this, you will definitely have to train him all night before lending him the money.

Xie Fei doesn't have that much private money now, so he can't buy more than a dozen stores at once.

There is no KFC in this world.

If Xie Fei doesn't come to do this kind of business, are you still waiting for the time-traveling girl to do it?Is it stupid?Xie Fei asked the people below to roll up their sleeves and started doing it.But he is obviously very busy, and he has to pretend to be calm and calm every day in his teahouse, chatting and laughing happily with a group of friends, and pretends to be a "good baby" who is not afraid of the weather.

But Xie Fei's aura is really not like the original owner.

And the longer time passed, the more worlds he experienced, his aura became more and more precipitated, basically few people could go beyond his aura.The original owner had a gentle temperament, but his temperament carried a domineering spirit rooted in his bones.

The Wenrun Ruyu who pretended to be just a sleeping dragon.

Fourth Baylor Zhen Lianjie has been paying attention to him for a long time.but!Xie Fei always has a dangerous aura emanating from his bones.

It made him feel that Xie Fei was not as harmless as he appeared on the surface.He has not been staring at Xie Fei for a day or two, but has noticed Xie Fei since he returned to the country. Under the heels of the imperial city, although it is not an imperial merchant, the money of Xie Fei's family does not mean that it is less than the imperial merchant.

This means!

As long as he takes this person down, he won't need to worry about his military expenses for a long time.Recently, because of military expenses, he has been disgraced everywhere.

Money is not everything, but nothing is impossible without money.

Zhen Lianjie was thinking in his heart, sipping his coffee with a calm expression on his face.Xie Fei has also been paying attention to Zhen Lianjie for a long time.

Ah!

Want to play?

Accompany you!

A friend of Xie Fei ate Xie Fei's new cakes and said: "Recently, there are many big cities in the surrounding urban areas that have opened the same restaurant. There are many things in it, and the main one is fried chicken. Various flavors, convenient and fast , and the price is still low for the common people. As soon as it came out, it occupied a large market. It is also a thing for foreigners.” He said with emotion.

Xie Fei listened and smiled silently in his heart.

Another friend said: "The streets near here are also decorating five facades. I inquired, and it is also the sign. I guess I will be able to eat this thing in a short time."

"I asked someone to bring it, and the taste is the same. But the food is novel, the price is okay, and it's just ordinary people."

"Small profits but quick turnover, as long as you can make money. The boss behind the scenes is a capable person."

Xie Fei smiled and pretended that he didn't know anything.

Xie Fei waved his folding fan, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about? Besides me, who is in the catering business, who else is there between us? Whatever he is capable of, anyway, my pastry business will not be affected."

"I know Fifth Master has a big heart! Hey, Fifth Master, I heard something recently, so I came here to ask you. Don't turn your face when you hear it. "

Xie Fei folded the folding fan and tapped on the palm of his hand: "Say!"

Zhen Lianjie also listened with his ears closed.

"Fifth Master, I heard that you... like men?"

Song Fang's moist eyes flashed across Xie Fei's head.Song Fang's eye circles were red when he stepped into the portal... His heart was so entangled that it hurt.Song Xiaozhu was so wronged.

Everyone looked at Xie Fei, wanting to hear what he said.It has already been spread outside.

The corner of Xie Fei's mouth curled up, his eyes were very lewd!Smiling and opening his face, he said to everyone: "You are all my best friends, so I will not hide it. Let me make it clear today, and let everyone talk about it."

Everyone nodded in unison.

Zhen Lianjie licked his lips restlessly.Must really like men.must!

"I like men, this is a fact! But! It's not because I like men that I like men."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

What do you mean?

Don't you like men because you like men? Or do you like men because you like women?There is something wrong with the brain, and the speech contradicts itself.

Then Xie Fei said something that made everyone dumbfounded: "Women are impatient! You don't know me..."

After Xie Fei finished speaking, he showed everyone the results of his two-month cultivation.

Everyone sees...

What the hell!

Finally got it!

Everyone clapped their hands and smiled happily.

"Xiao Wu'er! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. You are so clever!"

Xie Fei smiled.

From the corner of the eye, he had already caught a glimpse of Jet Lianjie's reaction.

Oh shit!I only have six pack abs.I'm scared!

Then he said: "If it only depends on the abdominal muscles, then it's not that I can't like women, but I like to play hard, and I'm afraid of killing people."

Zhen Lianjie's penis has to shrink into the palace right now.

Frightened.

A group of friends looked at Xie Fei, one or two persuaded him one after another.

"Fifth Master, don't play too much, the male chrysanthemum is also very fragile. I think I doted on a young man back then, and I wanted to leave the house for him, except for his family status, so I went out for a run. Business, I was caught and raped on the bed when I came back. Hey, my heart still hurts. I asked him at that time, why can’t I have a good time with me? Did the master treat him well? As a result, guess what he said gone?"

Everyone saw that he had betrayed him, and everyone looked forward to the next one.

"He said that Grandpa fucked him like a woman. I'm upset! My God, I'm not afraid of his pain, I can love him so much! When I was caught by Grandpa, the chrysanthemum was red, swollen and bloody. "

Xie Fei shook his head and said with emotion: "This is just a masochist."

Everyone laughed.

Zhen Lianjie's face turned pale.

Because he has also heard about this kind of thing.Listening to what Xie Fei said about the situation, if he really sent himself up there, he would be making his chrysanthemum suffer every minute.

but……

But shouldn't the situation he's facing right now... give it a go?

Cold sweat broke out.

Xie Fei and a group of friends talked too much, all the red candles, leather whips, ropes and jades came out... Zhen Lianjie's back was covered with sweat.He finished his coffee and took a rest, stood up to pay and was about to leave, almost tripping over the chair.

No!

Don't do stupid things!

Once you hook up, you might not be able to come back.But... but... military spending... what about military spending?

When Zhen Lianjie walked out, Xie Fei's smiling eyes sent him out the door.

I'm really not afraid that you won't be hooked.

Ah!

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