Cannon fodder, you are mighty and majestic

Xie Fei practiced the Longevity Art for a while, and felt that the aura in this world was really pitifully small, sure enough!

Reiki should still be found in the forests of Senshan, and in those ancient times where there was no industrial pollution.

Modern society is really dirty.

The water that people drink is purified water, the water for flushing toilets, the water for washing dishes, the water for mopping the floor, the water for laundry, and the water for washing are combined and purified, then purified and reused before drinking...

Still want to cultivate immortality?

Gee!

Xie Fei had no hope at all.

Zhang Sanfeng can challenge the entire martial arts world with Tai Chi, why don't you try it with the current square old man?Just kidding, how is it possible?

Xie Fei was hungry. Practicing the Longevity Art already required energy. There was not enough aura outside, so he absorbed energy from the body. The breakfast he ate was not oily at all, and the more he ate, the more healed he became. This greasy dish is not good at all. The oil and rice are also soaked for a long time before cooking, and the cooked rice can be half as much, but it looks like twice as much instant noodles after cooking for 10 minutes as compared to soaking for 3 minutes. In fact, there are no eggs at all. .

He was just about to get out of bed and find something to eat.

The original owner picked up garbage when he was in junior high school and got some private money, so he could buy some food to fill his stomach.

At this moment, the door opened, and Qi Qi came in, showing a 'silly white sweet' smile to Xie Fei, and asked Xie Fei: "Xie Fei, are you angry with me? You know I got a little angry when I got up, so don’t be angry! Are you hungry? The few green vegetables this morning were not enough to eat, and the rice tasted so bland. I don’t know how long the cafeteria lady soaked it before cooking. Hey , you sold three bags of water bottles last time, do you have money now? How about we just buy two boxes of lunch?"

Xie Fei: "..." Don't be impulsive!Don't be impulsive!You raised the corner of your mouth!Bring it up!Smile!good!Smile!

What the hell!

Can't laugh at all!

So reluctant!

But still can't laugh!

Xie Fei managed to force himself to show a very charming smile: "Qi Qi, what kind of food do you want to eat?"

Qi Qi swallowed, "I want to eat fried beef with celery."

Xie Fei smiled slightly: "Not only do I want to eat stir-fried beef with celery, I also want to eat braised carp with braised pork knuckle."

Qi Qi's eyes lit up: "Xie Fei, do you have so much money?"

Xie Fei still smiled: "No."

"Then we..."

"Then let's think about it. I'm going to clean the toilet now. Will you follow me? Maybe I can pick up a few more bottles."

How could Qi Qi go to clean the toilet, he loves feathers so much, he has always been unwilling to do dirty and tiring work, so he pushed it to Xie Fei.If Xie Fei didn't do it, he would look at him with tears in his eyes, and said, "I know it's difficult for you to ask for help, but I can't help it! Xie Fei, we have been friends for so many years, don't tell me you don't care about such little things. Won't you help me? I really have a headache!"

Xie Fei: Damn it!You know it's embarrassing for me, and you fucking asked me to help!My head hurts too, okay?

Every time!

It is Xie Fei's fault if Xie Fei doesn't help him!

Now let Xie Fei invite him to dinner, just as Xie Fei finished saying that, he stared at Xie Fei with tears in his eyes: "Xie Fei, I know this is embarrassing for you, but...but I'm really hungry! Xie Fei , We have been friends for so many years, can’t we compare the money we get for a garbage bag of bottles? Treating me to a meal is only 12 yuan.”

Xie Fei felt like a dog in his heart.

I underestimated this bastard with a white lotus in it.The number of segments is strong enough!

12 yuan?

12 yuan, do you know that the original owner picked up the bottle for a week?Do you know how many trash cans the original owner turned over?Do you know that the original owner only dared to cover the bed when he was sick?

Easy to say!

The fucking Xie Fei laughed angrily.

"Yeah, our relationship for so many years is not worth a bag of bottles! Are you satisfied?"

Qi Qi was choked instantly.

Suddenly he looked like he was about to cry: "Xie Fei, how could you treat me like this? We, we are friends! If you are still angry because of my getting up this morning, then I apologize to you!"

After finishing speaking, he smiled to himself, walked over and took Xie Fei's arm: "Don't be angry anymore! Let's go and eat fried beef with celery."

Xie Fei: "..."

Xie Fei pulled Qi Qi's hand away, stood up and walked to the door, turned around and said, "Eat fried beef with celery? I'm going to clean the toilet now. Clean the toilet for me first, and I'll take you there to eat!"

"Hey~~~ Cleaning the toilet is disgusting! Let's go eat first and then do it!"

Xie Fei: "..." Hehehehehe... I believe you are fucking ghosts!After dinner, you have something to do again, so slowly fix the toilet by yourself!

Putting up the middle finger: Little bitch!

Xie Fei smiled: "Is it disgusting? I don't think so! I have to clean the toilet at noon every day! Will you clean it for me?"

"...Xie Fei, you know that I am weak and can't smell this smell. I won't be able to eat later." Looking at Xie Fei with a pitiful face: "Xie Fei, good Xie Fei, how about you Give me the money, and I'll bring you fried rice, right? You can eat it when you come out after cleaning the toilet."

Xie Fei was so tired, he was really afraid that he couldn't help but slap him, it was too shameless, he couldn't take it anymore.

Xie Fei smiled slightly: "Qi Qi, to tell you the truth, I can't take you to eat fried rice, school will start soon, I want to buy a pair of new shoes, and my shoes don't fit. Qi Qi, you have always been so kind-hearted , I’m sure you don’t want to see my feet get blisters, right? Is this good? After I finish cleaning the toilet, you and I can pick up bottles and sell them together? Maybe I can have a few small fried meals before school starts. Qi Qi , you are such a nice person, you will definitely agree to me, right?"

Qi Qi, who was pitiful just now, now has a face as if she had eaten a poop, bit her lip, and said to Xie Fei in a difficult way: "So you want to buy shoes, it's okay, it's okay, I'm not I'm very hungry... But you know I'm very weak, I'm afraid I can't stand such a hot day when I go out. I still have a lot of books I haven't read, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with my homework, Xie Fei, you'd better go by yourself Clean the toilet, I'm going to the library now."

Xie Fei: "..."

Such an astonishing white lotus, may I ask...how can I trample it into mud?

This is exactly a difficult task.

Xie Fei turned around and went out the door.

In this first confrontation, no one took advantage of anyone.

It's a draw!

Xie Fei is very subtle in his heart, people like Qi Qi are like green tea whores stuffed with white lotus flowers.Such tit-for-tat confrontation did not take advantage of him at all.Thinking like this, he has already walked to the toilet. The toilet is automatically flushed, and it is very clean. Just wipe off some serious water stains on the ground with a mop, and throw the paper in the basket into the trash can. It's done.

Xie Fei has experienced so many bitter worlds, and has seen blood flow into rivers and corpses strewn across the fields several times.

Now he basically has no burden to dismember the body, not to mention that it's just a toilet.After cleaning up, Xie Fei walked out of the orphanage. Basically, although the orphanage has a management system, he is already so old, so it won't restrict him too much.After Xie Fei went out, he took out all his money from his pocket.

Count each sheet three times.

Only 30 yuan.

Xie Fei sighed, he was really poor.

In ancient times, if you were poor, at least some people would appreciate your talent.

You are poor in modern times... Xie Fei: Hahahaha...

Mild personality + wealth = modest and gentle man

Mild personality + poor = honest and worthless

Domineering personality + wealth = domineering CEO falls in love with me

Domineering personality + poor = idiot dick straight male cancer

Although the three of Yu Wenhao, Nangong Yu, and Dongfang Ming were frantic, they only picked soft persimmons.The original owner is undoubtedly the soft persimmon.

No money, no power, no power, and being poor is the original sin.Xie Fei touched the original owner's hard-earned money and sighed.First go to the bank/bank and spend 10 yuan to apply for a card, one piece of card, and 9 yuan in it.Then he found an Internet cafe and paid five yuan for the Internet after entering, 2.5 for an hour.

Xie Fei felt pain in his flesh.

I never felt that 2 yuan and 5 yuan was a lot of money.

Xie Fei searched the Go forum on the Internet, and got a general understanding of the Go rules in this world, basically the same as his routines in the time-traveling world.

But there are also many new routines.

Xie Fei's advantage lies in the fact that few people can crack the ancient Go routines. He can play guide chess or opponent chess, but all of these need to be paid. Other people in this room can also place bets. .You can also bet on yourself!

On the Internet, people in all directions can't tell the difference between humans and dogs, avoiding the law, and doing things of a gambling nature.Xie Fei also disagrees, but!This is the only way he can get money quickly now.

Xie Fei's chess strength is only level three, as long as a level four chess player can beat him in minutes.He can only take chances.

Fortunately, Xie Fei's luck and strength are good, and the chess moves he played are really long, and the opponents are very confused.I was lucky enough to win a game and earned 200 yuan.Two hours have passed.

He continued the Internet fee.

Next.

The people in the room shouted on the Internet: There is an old man in room 222 who plays ancient Go, anyone who is interested, hurry up!

The Go lovers were taken aback for a moment: Oh shit!In what age is this, there are still people playing ancient Go, and ancient Go flourished slightly for a month or two 120 years ago.Is this old man already over 130 years old?Impossible?

The crowd quickly gathered to watch, and they placed their bets as soon as they watched.

They all piled up.

Xie Fei bet himself again.

In the room, the owner cannot force the opponent to win.You can only press yourself!Xie Fei's chess game was better than the previous one, and the opponent was worse than the previous one. Xie Fei defeated the opponent in only 40 minutes.

This game made 500 yuan.

One hour left.

Xie Fei has no shortage of opponents and is very interested in playing chess with him.

Because the routine is too old, not many people have seen it before, and in turn it is a new routine.

Everyone is very curious.

Xie Fei met an opponent with good chess skills in this game, his forehead was sweating, and he narrowly won two moves.Earned another 500 yuan.

Xie Fei rubbed his eyes, circulated his spiritual energy around the eyeballs to relieve his fatigue, and it was dark after he walked out of the Internet cafe.His stomach was growling non-stop. With 1200 yuan in the card, Xie Fei was not stingy with himself. He went to the roadside stall and ordered five fried rice with eggs!

The store thought that Xie Fei brought it for someone, but Xie Fei sat down on a small stool by the street and ate it directly.Two boxes in one box...five boxes...the shopkeeper was dumbfounded!

God!

This guy isn't blackmailing, is he?

Deliberately supporting yourself to death here?

The store owner was really afraid that Xie Fei's stomach would explode later.

You look so malnourished with thin arms and thin legs, but you ate a box lunch for five people.

Xie Fei didn't know that he had brought such a big impact to the store, he was not full yet.It is really a lot of energy to practice the formula of longevity!He also has no choice.

After Xie Fei finished eating, he wiped his mouth and walked back gracefully.

When they arrived at the orphanage, everyone was eating. Xie Fei thought about it and started eating a bowl of rice. If he didn't eat it, Qi Qi's eyes would be betrayed. At that time, he said: How can you do this?We are such good friends, but you eat alone outside.How can you be so stingy?I'm so hungry, you have the heart to abandon me to eat delicious food alone?Is it true that we have such a good relationship since we were young?

Xie Fei could completely imagine what Qi Qi would say if he knew he had eaten five servings of egg fried rice outside!

But even though he was eating at the dining table, Qi Qi still looked at him with some crooked eyes, as if she had other thoughts.

After clearing the dishes on the table and cleaning the cafeteria, everyone took a shower, and went back to the dormitory, Xie Fei was just lying on the bed when Qi Qi asked him: "Xie Fei, where did you go this afternoon? At dinner time, I looked for you but couldn't find anyone." There was still grievance in the voice.

It was as if he was imperceptibly blaming Xie Fei for not saying anything to him when he went out.

The original owner usually spends the afternoon in the dormitory doing homework for the first year of high school.

"I went out to see if there is any place to recruit people. I want to save some money before I go to school." I rolled my eyes secretly, and fuck you, can you stop making our relationship so good, okay ?Count me please!

As soon as Qi Qi heard this, she became interested and couldn't help asking: "Xie Fei, have you found it? Is the job easy?"

Xie Fei: "...No, but I want to go to the construction site to try my luck. Do you want to go? Let's go together? When the time comes to move the cement bags, I can give you a shoulder."

"Of course, you can also give me a shoulder. I heard that moving cement on the construction site can earn 200 yuan a day! Qi Qi, you and I can eat several delicious meals as long as we work together for a day or two! "

As Xie Fei said this, the expression on his face could not hold back his extremely mean smile.When Qi Qi on the upper bunk heard Xie Fei say these words, her complexion turned ugly. He was almost stunned by anger. In fact, the former owner was not as eloquent as Xie Fei, and Qi Qi basically said what the original owner said before. will respond.After all, the original owner is honest, gentle and dull.Being teased by Qi Qi, although he feels wronged, but grew up with Qi Qi in an orphanage since childhood, the original owner is kind-hearted and doesn't want to think of Qi Qi as a white lotus.

"I'm not in good health and I can't do this kind of work anymore. Xie Fei, you should do it. If you earn money, you must buy me something to eat. I will find another way to find a job that my body can bear. Yes, I will treat you to dinner when I earn money!"

Xie Fei: "..." Can he say that he really deserves to be a green tea bitch with white lotus filling?

"Aren't you going? Qiqi."

When Xie Fei said this, his tone was almost sad.

Frustrated and sad!

"If you don't go, I don't want to go. Hey... I still want to be with you. Qiqi, you are so smart and capable, much better than me. When you find a good and easy job, you must remember to ask I'm eating, I'd better read the book honestly! Qi Qi, I believe you can do it!"

Qi Qi: "..."

I feel like I am being tricked all the time...

It's really an illusion!

Absolutely an illusion!

But... Fuck the illusion, how does he feel talking to Xie Fei, that's Chi Guoguo's own way of talking... It seems, it seems that he really underestimated him.At first I thought that Xie Fei was an honest person, but I didn't expect that there were so many twists and turns in his head!I misjudged him!Thinking this way in Qi Qi's heart, the words came out of her mouth: "It depends on whether I can find a job in the future. Go to bed early, Xie Fei, and get up early tomorrow!"

After Qi Qi finished speaking, she took advantage of Xie Fei's lack of reply to directly end the "regular meeting" that night.

Xie Fei: "..."

With such a high level of white lotus, Ben Shuai is no match, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent!

Xie Fei rolled his eyes at the upper bunk.

Not long after, Qi Qi's long breathing came from the room.Xie Feipan sat up and began to practice the formula of longevity.

There is only half a month to start school, if he doesn't hurry up and work hard now, after school, if Yu Wenhao Nangong Yudongfang wants to crush him to death, he won't even have the slightest strength to resist, let alone Not to mention killing these three people, they counterattacked for the original owner.

Xie Fei closed his eyes and practiced hard, clearing everything out of his mind for the time being.

Half a month passed quickly, and Xie Fei ate too much every day these days. If it wasn't for the support of some money in the card, and the little money he made by going to Internet cafes, he wouldn't be able to practice the formula of longevity at all.

But even so, he only had a little ability to protect himself.However, his height has risen rapidly within half a month of Aixiao. Originally, Qi Qi was slightly taller than him by about three centimeters, but now Xie Fei was half a head taller than him every minute.

Qi Qi looked at him suspiciously every day.

There were even several times when Xie Fei found him following him.

Fortunately, Xie Fei is sensitive and has enough strength perception, otherwise he will be exposed sooner or later.Every time Qi Qi followed him, he had to pretend to pick up the trash. I was really fed up with the days of digging through the trash can, and sometimes I accidentally found the paper to wipe my butt in the sanitary napkin toilet, etc., disgusting Don't want it!

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