Cannon fodder, you are mighty and majestic

If you want to trick someone and make someone feel uncomfortable, especially if you feel alive every minute is a kind of torture but wanting to die is sometimes an extravagant hope, in order to achieve the best effect of trickery.

If Xie Fei was an individual...

Nonsence!If Xie Fei was a person now, not a dog, he would definitely find a reason to make something up, even if it was to frame him, and find a good time to toss Liang Zhongjie, my bastard, from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.

For example, slice thin slices of meat from the bottom of the feet, brush with a layer of sauce, suffocate, put it in the ice cave, and then deep-fry braised calves, steamed thighs, grilled cucumbers, stir-fried eggs, hot and sour kidneys, Stir-fried soy bean belly, hands soaked in honey, spicy neck, brains fried with eggs...

If everything is not wasted, it will be put in the ice cave. After the task is completed, he will leave by himself. If Er Gouzi comes back to eat human flesh, Xie Fei said: If you like it, throw it away if you don’t like it.I don't have any comments to post.

But now Xie Fei is a dog, and the dog's plum-blossom paws accomplishing such creative tasks is no less than asking an orangutan to calculate the shadow area of ​​an irregular polygon in a circle with a diameter of one centimeter!

Xie Fei is now in the late stage of Foundation Establishment, if he wants to get out of the dog body, he must at least have the cultivation base of the Nascent Soul Stage.The road is long and long, and there is no way to see where the end of the road is.

Liang Zhongjie was fishing in the mortal world, went to the wife of the village head, and became the old king next door, and let the village head raise his son without spending a penny!This can be regarded as very carefree.But it never occurred to him that overnight, the life that was originally thriving and delicious suddenly became unrecognizable.

The wife of the village head will be immersed in a pig cage.

Of course, a woman who does not obey women's morals deserves to be immersed in a pig cage.It's just that he was cut off with a penis.

Is a man still a man without a penis?

Liang Zhongjie was depressed and vomited blood. After being kicked out of the village, his wounds repeatedly broke out and he had a fever.He became a beggar and was dying of illness.

He had already been thrown to the bottom of the cliff to feed the wolves with his dead body, but in the end, he met Jianfeng and a group of people who fought here and rescued him.

As the saying goes, the kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, let alone the kindness of saving lives.But Liang Zhongjie would not have such a noble sentiment. For him, if he has the opportunity to follow Jianfeng's people and embark on the road of cultivating immortals, he will live forever and live with the heavens, and it will be serious to sit on thousands of beauties and enjoy the endless wealth in the world.Maybe there is still a chance to grow the penis back?

However, the thought was very beautiful, and the fantasy was shattered like a bubble, and there was a horrible reality in front of him.He turned out to be a handyman!

Just become a handyman!

What the heck, there's something even scarier behind it!

He turned out to be a dog slave!

He felt that he could accept being a slave to others.After all, under the rules of this world where the strong respect rights and rights, not many people can evade the rules.

but!

It's too humiliating to be a dog's slave.

Liang Zhongjie hated these cultivators, especially Zhu Shang, and of course Xie Fei the most.

After Xie Fei practiced, he came down from Lingshi Cliff. There was a lot of fog on Lingshi Cliff, and the dog hair all over his body was wet. Every time he came down from above, he had to take a bath to get rid of the cold, and then he had to use a handkerchief Dry carefully.

After drying, comb the hair with a comb.

Xie Fei: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Liang Zhongjie!Comb a [-] points for Grandpa!Like Wu Yifan!

Liang Zhongjie frowned and gritted his teeth: "Dead dog! Sooner or later, I will eat your meat!"

Xie Fei watched Liang Zhongjie comb his hair back.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Can you stop doing this hairstyle?Do you think I'm Draco Malfoy?I don't like foreigners' hairstyles!

"Ooooooooooooooo..."

I don't pay attention to it anymore, it's okay to give me four or six points. According to my vision, the appearance is comparable to Tony Leung, and the eyes are comparable to Chow Yun-fat.

Xie Fei watched helplessly that bastard Liang Zhongjie finally combed the hair on his head into the shape of Severus Snape.

Xie Fei: "..." Damn it!This Liangzi knot is big!Do you think anyone can hold this hairstyle?

Liang Zhongjie was still grooming him, but the next moment it would be bad. Xie Fei scratched his paw so hard that it smashed his crotch.

Liang Zhongjie turned pale with fright. The reason why he served Xie Fei so honestly was not because Zhu Shang asked him to serve him, but because Xie Fei himself had the strength in the late stage of the Foundation Establishment Stage, and he could scratch him to death with a single paw every minute.

As soon as he raised his hand, he covered his crotch.

Xie Fei shook his dog's head, and stared at Liang Zhongjie fiercely: If you dare to make labor-capital hairstyle like this, I will kill you.

Liang Zhongjie couldn't stop trembling from Xie Fei's ruthless gaze, and knelt on the ground begging for mercy loudly: "Master Dog, spare your life! Lord Dog, spare your life! Lord Dog, spare your life!"

Xie Fei didn't want to be familiar with such a person, he would get rid of this person sooner or later, and walked out majesticly with his chest up and his head up.Liang Zhongjie collapsed on the ground, a pool of yellow urine slowly flowing, looking at the door with vicious and fierce eyes.

His whole body was trembling, his fingers were gradually trembling and clenched, his teeth were biting hard, and his eyes were bloody.

Sooner or later... one day!He wants to kill those people who don't put him in their eyes one after another!The body was smashed to pieces and the bones were thrown into ashes!

After Xie Fei went out, he wandered slowly in his backyard. Everyone said that dogs like to roam around. Xie Fei felt that he also had this characteristic.I don't know whether it is good or not?But before he had finished walking the two gravel roads, he met Zhu Shang.

Xie Fei's eyes widened in an instant, his buttocks tilted up, and he jumped back quickly - staring at him.

You won't hug me again, will you?

You won't touch me again, will you?

You won't want to see my chrysanthemum again, will you?

You don't want to touch it and smell it again, do you?

Fuck... Xie Fei was horrified just thinking about it, and immediately wanted to stay away from Zhu Shang, but the next moment he hadn't had time to run away, he was brought into his arms by Zhu Shang, and Zhu Shang hugged Xie Fei and looked left and right. Seeing no one, he kissed Xie Fei's forehead like a thief, hugged the dog's neck and rubbed, rubbed, rubbed...

Good Senfu, good Senfu!

The dog is hugged by the bed...

The fur is so soft and soft!

The dog is so cute!

How to do?

Didn't want to let it go at all.

5 minutes……

15 minutes……

35 minutes……

The collapsed Xie Fei who had already struggled thoroughly couldn't help sticking out his tongue to dissipate heat: God!Please give me a way out!Give me a way out! ! !

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