Cannon fodder, you are mighty and majestic

Li Fusen lay on the three-handed sofa with his legs crossed. In fact, the third-handed is not counted. It was one day when he went out to sell the plastic bottles he usually accumulated to the garbage station. Then on the way back, he saw the rich man driving The car directly threw the sofa outside, anyway, there will be people from the garbage station to clean it up and pick it up.When he saw that the sofa was still [-]% new, his mind immediately moved, and he hesitated for a long time whether to call a car or carry it... He had already made up his mind to carry it back, but when he thought about it, someone would pick it up what to do?This is his sofa!

Li Fusen felt that it was not worth it, so he called for a car to load it back.The sofa that can only be moved back twice was moved back once to save car money.Master Ren looked at him with disdainful eyes, and he could still yell: "Master, don't envy me about this! You can't come if you are envious! You must know that this is my luck, envy is useless."

Master: "..." My heart is stuffy, my heart is so stuffy... I have been in the rivers and lakes for decades and have experienced countless wonderful things, and today I finally met a shameless one.I have learned a lot!

After the original owner went back to work that day, he thought that he had bought a second-hand sofa for the first time, which was considered very good, as long as he was willing to spend more than 50 yuan on things, everything would be fine.

But the original owner wasn't over happy yet, so Li Fusen triumphantly showed off how lucky he was today!I also installed the sofa that needs to be installed twice at one time.

The original owner couldn't face up to such a Grandet at all. When I read the story before, I always felt that when the shopkeeper walked to the door, he had to brush the kitchen knife on the shopkeeper's whetstone three times. Grandet laughed very much. How could such a person exist in real life?

However, the reality is merciless: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)

At this moment, Li Fusen was sitting on the sofa that he had picked up with "extreme luck", hung up the phone arrogantly and disdainfully, and sneered: "I want to fight with me!"Xie Fei, you are still far behind!As long as there is a bed in my hand, do you dare not listen to me?You will regret it in minutes!

He thought so, he must give Xie Fei a good time when he comes back later!Li Fusen's eyes were evil. Since the original owner discovered his true face, he rarely did such things with him.Li Fusen is upright and vigorous, and he is reluctant to spend money to go out to find a cowherd, and there happens to be another cowherd by his side, who always forces the original owner.If there is any disagreement, he will threaten, every time the original owner is persecuted by him, it is like being raped!Li Fusen was immersed in such coercion, feeling that he was superior, and by the way found confidence in the original owner!

He was intoxicated in his fantasy for a long time and couldn't extricate himself. After about half an hour, the doorbell suddenly rang.Li Fusen's eyes lit up, he must be Xie Fei back.Hey!He still rang the doorbell, now that he knew he was wrong, he dared not even enter the door!

Li Fusen went to open the door arrogantly, "You still know..." Before he finished speaking, the second half of the words stuck in his throat.The person standing in front of Li Fusen wasn't Xie Fei at all, but the delivery man.

carrying a box.

The delivery man looked like a butcher, and he smiled gently when he saw the customer, but it was fine if he didn’t smile, but he smiled grimly: "Mr. Li, right? This is the meal you ordered, please sign for it. The total is 998 piece."

When Li Fusen heard it, his brain suddenly roared.

"Did you make a mistake! It must have been delivered to the wrong place! How could I order 998 meals! The rent of the house I live in is only 300 a month with water and electricity! How could I order 998! You are crazy! I won’t sign! Go away Go! Go! If you don’t go, I’ll call the police! How dare you lie to your grandpa! You’re getting impatient, aren’t you?”

The face of the food delivery man's "friendly and amiable" changed in an instant. He looked at Li Fusen's face again and again, opened WeChat and looked at the picture he just received, yes! That's right! Doesn't he look exactly like this person? Dressed like a dog, a scum like a beast? The delivery man cocked his neck and sneered: "My grandpa... damn my grandpa has already gone to see Lord Hades!You are my grandfather, right?Right..." Before Li Fusen could react, he was picked up by the food delivery staff, his feet were off the ground, and blood rushed up from his neck: "You, you, you... what are you doing! "

"Beating someone! The delivery man wants to..."

"Shout! Scream your throat and see if anyone comes to rescue you! You won't be paid for meals! I will control you to live in a house of hundreds or thousands. If you don't pay, you won't be able to get back whole today!"

Li Fusen looked at the sandbox-sized fist of the food delivery man, his lips trembled, and he didn't know whether he was frightened by the fist or by the price.Seeing the delivery man count down to three two one, and his fist was about to come down, Li Fusen immediately persuaded: "I'll give it! I'll give it!"

The delivery man snorted and let Li Fusen go. "Even if you are sensible, you are really impatient to dare to eat the overlord's meal in front of your grandfather Zhang! Don't you know that your grandfather Zhang is called a living Zhang Fei?"

Li Fusen felt aggrieved, this was not nine hundred and ninety-eight cents, but nine hundred and ninety-eight, it almost felt like it was killing him half of his life.Li Fusen reluctantly searched for money from his wallet, but the next moment his eyes lit up when he saw Xie Fei's salary card, he asked, "Can I swipe the card?"

He knew the password of Xie Fei's salary card.

The delivery man's eyeballs were as big as copper bells, looking at Li Fusen was like looking at an extra-large idiot: "Your grandma is a big grandson, and I'm a super ordinary delivery man, can I bring a POS machine when I deliver a meal? You asked for a daughter-in-law, and you didn’t even see that you called your best man to give you a bridal chamber! What a man, even if he pays you, he’s still blah blah blah!”

Li Fusen is a man, and he actually has a particularly low self-esteem in his heart, so he pretends to be extra sharp and acts extra domineering and self-respecting.When the food delivery man said this, his eyes turned red, as if he would be able to arouse his manly blood in the next moment and fight with the food delivery man.But the delivery man stared at him with big eyes, and Li Fusen was immediately scared.

Taking out all the savings in his wallet, his hands trembled and he couldn't help counting over and over again!But there are still three missing.

Only 698!

Li Fusen's lips also trembled.The delivery man frowned: "Let's figure it out! How about paying for the debt!" Li Fusen opened his mouth and looked at the delivery man in disbelief. It is a beast.Actually, actually wanted him... wanted him...

But he really has no money now!There is no way to swipe the card...

He gritted his teeth!

Close your eyes: "Come on!"

It's like being bitten by a dog!Unexpectedly, Li Fusen, who looks like Pan An, who is suave and suave in Yushu, will have such a day. Sooner or later, he will pay back this debt!

Li Fusen is ready!I was still viciously thinking about beheading the dick of the delivery man surnamed Zhang in the future.

Seeing that he couldn't receive the 300 yuan today, the delivery boy twisted his face viciously.Damn this kid is quite funny!Immediately, he spit into the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands together, and raised his hand to give him a slap!

"Snapped!"

Li Fusen felt dizzy in his head!

"Snapped!"

Before he could react, a stream of blood came out of his nose!

"Snapped!"

Another streak of blood came out of the nose!

Tidy up!

Li Fusen couldn't stand at the station, the delivery man took the ticket from his hand, threw the box on the ground, and left!Li Fusen's face hurts, his flesh hurts, his heart hurts!

He thought he would pay off his debts...

Pay off your debts...

What the hell, this is really a debt of money!pain!It hurts so much!Li Fusen waited until the delivery man disappeared at the top of the stairs, and was about to kick towards the food box.

result!

He suddenly realized that this was bought with 'all savings' in his wallet, and he stopped abruptly.Almost stumbled and planted a dog. "Damn it, what the hell are you eating, you want 998!" Li Fusen squatted down and picked up the box, then brought it to the room, opened it, and was stunned.

Japan and Japan are promoting a very new type of nutritious food on a large scale. This is a great pioneering work of mankind!This is the maximum to challenge a person's courage!You dare to eat shit, what else are you afraid to do?

That's right!

This is the latest nutritious food researched by Japan, Japan, and people, so that beautiful women can eat the same fruit continuously for a month or even two months, and only boiled water every day.Then pick the best-tasting poop from the poop and hand it over to the chef for cooking.

Maybe it's because it's a parallel world, so this kind of food in this world has actually been promoted in Greater China.It's just that no one really cares.

Li Fusen has seen the news on Weibo and knows such a thing!

But what he never expected was that such a thing was really placed in front of him.

Li Fusen saw that the bottom was big, the top was small, and the top was a small pointed lump of shit!My heart is overwhelmed!Stomach convulsions.A lump, shit!A lump, shit!It cost him so much money!

Li Fusen gritted his teeth and trembled all over.

He looked at the pile of poop and wanted to flush the poop straight down the toilet.but!He's already moved to the toilet, and he's already in so much pain.

What if, if, if, maybe... this poop is really delicious?

Really delicious?

Maybe the taste is not normal...

Really unusual? ? ?

Otherwise it wouldn't be so expensive!

Li Fusen thought to himself: "Or... just try a little bit? Anyway, anyway, no one knows!"

He reached out and poked it in!

It's like poking soft chocolate!

Stained with poop...slowly...slowly...

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