It's not a giant in women's clothing

Now Si Wen is sitting next to Wu Ji, and the two of them are going to broadcast the double row "PUBG Mobile" live.

Wu had already turned off the microphone, and asked Si Wen: "How are we going to play this time? I was the one who gay you last time, and you didn't even gay me."

Si Wen nodded, "Okay, I'll be gay this time."

Wu already turned on the microphone again, and invited Si Wen to enter the game.

On the quality square, Wu already bounced back and forth beside Si Wen, "Honey, have you never brought me to eat chicken?"

Si Wen: "Didn't I feed you on the sofa last time?"

Wu Ji: "No, it's Flammulina velutipes, I can't even see it clearly."

Si Wen: "Oh, you read it wrong, it's chicken feathers."

Wu has been silent, the live broadcast room——

"Disgusting! I actually imagined that a goose has a mouth full of chicken feathers!"

"Hahahaha, the one in front, you are trying to laugh at me, Fat Tiger!"

"So you must pluck the chicken feathers clean!"

After getting on the plane, Wu already looked at the map and asked Si Wen, "Where did you jump this time?"

Si Wen: "I want to jump into Hong Kong with you."

Wu Ji was stunned for a moment, and said speechlessly: "You are nervous, Port P is so far away, you can't jump at all, okay?"

Si Wen: "It's okay, we can drive there, and it's better to drive a motorcycle."

Wu Ji: "Why?"

Si Wen: "That is our exclusive car, there is no room for a third person."

Wu was speechless again.

Even so, he listened to Si Wen's words and jumped to Port P. The two of them landed on the road to Port P, and there happened to be a motorcycle parked by the side of the road.

Si Wen got into the car ahead of time, and naturally sat in the driver's seat. Wu Jigang sat in the back while supporting his waist, and the car started.

Si Wen: "It's done."

After speaking, he started to accelerate the gas, the speed quickly reached 20, and he didn't go on the right path. He brushed a tree for a while, climbed up the hillside for a while, and then raised the front of the car and flew up to an altitude of more than [-] meters.

Wu Ji: "Honey, do you want to die in love with me?"

Si Wen: "No, I want to make you happy."

As a result, the two hit the ground with their heads first, and the naked eye could see that their necks twisted violently, and then with the explosion of the motorcycle, they turned into two boxes.

"Is this our exclusive car?" Wu Ji asked speechlessly.

Si Wen: "Well, it was purely an accident, but wasn't it fun to fly so high just now?"

Wu Ji: "I'm so proud of you, I thought I would go to Hong Kong to search for a wave, and then get rich, but I didn't even find the place!"

Si Wen: "Don't care about these things, people, the most important thing is to be happy."

Wu Ji: "I'm not happy at all."

Another game was played, and this time the two jumped to port n, because port n was very close to the route, so many people jumped here.

Wu Ji got into a house as soon as he landed, "Honey, will we die here?"

Si Wen: "No, you can find a place to hide, and I will go find you."

"Okay, I'll wait for you." As he said that, Wu Ji really found a room to hide, with only a f92 in his hand.

Si Wen didn't mind this, instead he asked Wu Ji: "What kind of gun do you like to use? I'll bring it to you."

"SKS is very easy to use, but I like your gun better." Wu Ji swears again, he can't control his mouth.

"Then sks, I just picked it up, and I picked up a handful of m16s...someone is coming."

Si Wen said he hid behind the door, and after a while a man walked in, unaware of his presence, and swaggered inside.

Si Wen picked up the m16 without hesitation and took his head.

Just after touching that person's equipment, Wu Ji said, "There are people from my side too, my dear, what should I do?"

Si Wen looked at the small map and saw that the two were very close, so he said, "You can jump out of the window, and I'll rush over to help."

"Okay." Wu Ji jumped out of the window as he said, and just as he landed, he heard a burst of gunshots.

It was Si Wen who was firing at the room where Wu Ji was hiding just now. It turned out that Wu Ji just jumped out of the window, and that guy found it there, but the other party is already a box.

Wu Ji: "Honey, you are awesome, I want to kiss you!"

Si Wen threw sks to him, and said flatly, "Eat the chicken first."

The two ran back upstairs one after the other, touched the equipment of the man just now, then ran up to the rooftop, looking for the enemy.

Wu Ji: "Maybe there are only two of us left in Hong Kong."

Si Wen: "Then I am the owner of Port n, and you are the lady of Port n."

Wu Ji: "I want your second level head."

"Take it." Si Wen generously handed over the second-stage head to Wu Ji, and got a green first-stage head.

As soon as he put the first-level head on, gunshots rang out suddenly, Si Wen knelt on the ground in response, and the first-level head was invalidated.

Si Wen: "I saw someone in the three-story building in the northeast."

Wu was at a loss, "Should I hit him first or save you first?"

Si Wen: "Hit him first? I'm afraid you'll be beaten to death before you hit anyone."

Wu Ji: "You have no confidence in me?"

Si Wen: "No baby, I'm just afraid that you will be hit, and I will feel very distressed."

"It's not too bad!" Wu Ji came to rescue Si Wen contentedly. After saving him, he found a safe place and got up on his stomach. "Go ahead and call me when you're done. Let's go and touch his equipment together."

"Okay baby." Si Wen sprayed the medicine while looking for the enemy's trace, and when he saw the enemy showing his head in a window of that small building, he stood up quickly, aimed and fired.

As a result, Si Wen fell to the ground again.

"Baby, save me one more time." Si Wen crawled to Wu Ji's side.

Wu Ji: "Why did you fall to the ground again? Oh, you are so stupid! Tell me a love story, and I will save you when you are satisfied."

Si Wen: "My destination is to die of exhaustion on your body, not just bleeding to death like this."

Wu Ji twisted his buttocks and continued to lie on the ground, "One more sentence, I am not satisfied with this sentence!"

Si Wen: "Don't you want to wait for me to die and then touch me? Then you give me a good time, and I will let you touch me as you like."

"Why am I willing to let you die, my dear?" As he spoke, Wu got up and began to save people. He said while saving people, "Hey, why are you so useless? You will be beaten to death every now and then, and you won't say anything. Love words, how did I fall in love with you?"

Si Wen: "Probably because of my specialty?"

Wu Ji: "You won."

Si Wen started spraying medicine again, when footsteps came from downstairs, he reminded Wu Ji: "That guy is coming, be careful."

The two of them were waiting in full battle, but the sound of footsteps suddenly disappeared, and then a thunder was thrown up, right in the middle of them, they were about to avoid it, but the thunder immediately exploded, sending them into the sky.

Wu Ji: "Why are you so good? Why don't you use a frying pan to shoot thunder?"

Si Wen: "No, will you, baby?"

Wu Ji: "Me neither."

Studio--

"Hahahaha two dishes!"

"Looking at it further, I feel that I will become wise, but I can't get out!"

Back in the game hall, Wu already had a new idea, "Honey, how about we play four-player mode? My mentality is about to explode!"

Si Wen: "Are you doubting my skills? Think I can't protect you?"

Wu Ji: "You guessed it right, I have no other ideas now, just want to find two people to protect us."

Si Wen: "Okay, let's use the four-player mode. It would be nice to have two more people to block bullets."

Wu Ji: "..."

As a result, two people were matched, one named bzhan1gay and the other named xiaozhupeiqi.

In Quality Square, Si Wen and Wu Ji hadn't spoken yet, number one, bzhan1gay, said, "Number two, your ID looks familiar."

Number two is Wu Ji, whose id is daieeee.

Wu Ji: "Oh really? Maybe it's because my id is relatively bad!"

bzhan1gay: "Wow, your voice is so nice, may I ask you if I'm gay?"

Studio--

"Damn it! Have you seen the ID of No. [-]? Isn't this the gay guy from station b? The gay guy likes gay people in the game the most!"

"Why did you just find out now? I've already grabbed a handful of melon seeds and I'm ready to watch this good show!"

"What kind of reaction will siwen233 have? Let's wait and see!"

However, Si Wen didn't respond at this time, and stood there without saying a word.

On the contrary, Wu already replied gay brother's words, "You are so open, you are going to be gay when we first meet, are you not afraid that Jingcha Shushu will arrest you?"

Brother gay: "So what if you go to jail for you? On the [-]nd, I'm serious, I'm almost tough listening to you, let me understand?"

Wu Ji: "Don't dare to do it, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death."

Gay brother: "Being beaten to death, you can take advantage of the heat, doesn't that just give you a chance to turn defense into offense?"

Wu Ji: "No, I'm afraid that you will be beaten to pieces, so what an attack!"

Gay brother: "So you only love my body... Where shall we jump on number two? I want to live a two-person world with you!"

Wu Ji: "You will die faster if you do this, let me tell you."

gay brother: "I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of losing your heart."

Wu Ji: "Hey, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a disadvantage in front of you. You are finished. Let's jump to the nuclear power plant!"

Gay brother: "Okay, number three and number four, don't come here, we can protect ourselves."

Si Wen is number three, he jumped to the steel factory next to the nuclear power plant, and piggy page number four jumped there too.

The gay brother is still gay Wu Ji, "Wow, there are only two of us in the nuclear power plant, do you have something to whisper to me, number two?"

Wu Ji: "I want to call the police."

Gay brother: "You will lose me like this, do you have the heart for me to sing "Tears Behind the Bar" while eating cold steamed buns?"

Wu couldn't take it anymore, and asked the gay brother: "Do you want m16?"

Gay brother: "I don't want it, I have a secret weapon, and it's big and long-lasting, I don't believe you experience it..."

Before he finished speaking, there were two gunshots, and the gay brother knelt on the ground. He was stunned, "Damn it, why did you hit me on the [-]rd?"

Yes, these two shots were fired by No. [-] Siwen. He picked up a sks in the steel factory, loaded the bullets and ran to the nuclear power plant, found the gay brother and opened fire.

Si Wen: "I'm sorry, the one you're gay is my wife."

Gay brother: "Brother! Brother, I was wrong! I shouldn't be gay! Sister, come and save me! I swear I will never be gay again!"

The reason why Wu Ji was rescued was because Wu was the closest to him.

While rescuing him, Wu Ji said, "I have reminded you several times just now, but if you don't listen, you can't blame us, can you?"

Brother gay: "Blame myself, you two look like a couple!"

Pulling the gay brother up, he is no longer gay Wu Ji, but he is staring at number four piggy Peppa, "Why don't you talk about number four?"

Peppa Pig: "What do you want me to say?"

Another nice male voice, the gay brother stammered: "Well, can I be gay to you?"

Piggy Peppa suddenly changed into a female voice, "Go away! The voice changer used by my mother!"

Gay brother: "Fuck! This game is unplayable!"

Studio--

"Hahahaha! Wouldn't it be good to eat chicken? You must be gay!"

"This is probably the two fastest times that gay brother overturned his car! Laughing to death!"

Gay brother: "Brothers, I decided to turn my grief into strength, and I must eat chicken in this game!"

Si Wen: "OK."

After searching the nuclear power plant and the steel plant, the four of them were already very rich. They were about to leave when two cars drove over from the lumberyard.

The author has something to say: Today's chapter will be updated at noon, and will not be updated at night.