It's not a giant in women's clothing

Wu already glanced at the barrage and interacted with the audience: "To be honest, the ghost next to me would snatch chastity from me every night."

Hearing this, there was another commotion in the live broadcast room, but Si Wen remained calm, acting as Voldemort in the military base.

If he didn't feel wrong, there were two other people nearby, and he had to deal with them and get out of here safely.

He let go of his words just now and wanted Wu Ji to lie down and eat chicken.

"Honey, your ass is really big." Wu has already entered the spectator mode, looking at Si Wen who was lying on the ground twisting and twisting, so teasing.

"The ass is big, so you only need to use force when you shoot." Si Wen responded lightly, aimed the gun at the same time, raised the muzzle of the gun slightly, bang!Boom!Boom! Two people who were dividing things more than 200 meters away fell down one.

The other one was taken aback, and hurriedly found a cover to hide. The fallen one crawled over there while walking, and was about to disappear from Si Wen's sight, but was eliminated by him with two more shots.

"Why don't you talk? Did you see that your future husband is so powerful, and your body is weak?" Si Wen glanced at Wu Ji, and asked aggressively.

"I don't have it. If you have the guts, you kill the other one!" Wu Ji said, and he began to hope that the other person could shoot and kill Si Wen. Didn't this guy just kill one person? show off?

Si Wen didn't answer his words, but got up and ran back, ran a few steps, moved beautifully, and dodged the roaring bullets. There was no doubt that it was shot by the person hiding behind the cover.

With a flick of the mouse, Si Wen ran behind a big tree, showing his head slightly, and the other party fired again, hitting the tree and splashing a lot of sawdust.

Before the gunfire fell, Si Wen aimed and fired back, boom!A piece of green splashed from that person's head, and the next moment, it was the news that Si Wen had eliminated him.

"Killed to death." Si Wen reported to Wu Ji, and then ran to find the bodies of the two men.

Wu Ji: "Didn't you kill another one? If you dare to block the bridge!"

Bridge blocking is a common entertainment program in "PUBG Mobile". Simply put, it is blocking one end of the bridge to prevent people from crossing the bridge. It's just that many people who blocked the bridge died there because of their lack of strength.

"What's the reward for successfully blocking the bridge?" Si Wen asked, jumped into a Bunbeng, turned around and rushed towards the bridge on the left.

Wu Ji: "Reward? Can I let you kiss me?"

"No," Si Wen refused, but said again: "You kiss me."

How could his relative Wu Ji be rewarding him?It was obviously rewarding Wu Ji.

Wu Ji: "OK!"

The reason why he agreed so readily was because in his eyes, Si Wen was already a dead man, and there were still many people on the bridge side. Blocking the bridge at this time was tantamount to committing death.

After arriving at the bridge, Si Wen was not in a hurry to cross the bridge, because there were already people blocking the bridge, and there were two people at that.

Get out and hide behind a scrap car.

"Honey, I don't seem to be able to kiss you anymore." Wu Ji said softly beside him, trying to influence Si Wen's performance.

Si Wen glanced at him lightly, without saying a word, replaced the 98k in his hand with the m16, turned on the holographic sight, and swept towards the two people on the other side of the bridge.

As a result, Si Wen eliminated those two when there was still a trace of blood left.

Wu Ji glared at Si Wen who was lying on the ground spraying medicine, "You want me to kiss you that much?"

"I want you to change into women's clothes, put on lipstick, and kiss me whatever you want." Si Wen said, and jumped across the bridge in the car.

"I can kiss you to death!" Wu Ji said angrily.

Si Wen let out a light oh.

Studio--

"I want to kill this unrestrained guy!"

"Raise your paw silently!"

"Emmm, I want siwen233 to kiss...[cover face]"

"Add 1 to the front!"

"You rivals in love, draw your swords!"

Si Wen crossed the bridge, and just hid behind a box, Wu Ji's voice came: "Kiss any way you want? I don't know how, can you teach me?"

"Have you ever eaten popsicles?" Si Wen asked back.

"Huh?" Wu Ji was puzzled.

Si Wen: "You can kiss me as you eat popsicles."

"You're so disgusting!" Wu Ji took a look at the scene, surrendered directly, squeezed out a smile, and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "I'm sorry that my account was hacked just now, the person below is me, my name is, Man of Steel."

Studio--

"This anchor asks you to leave your seat and replace the one just now."

"Damn goose, are you surrendering? Are you gay but you can't beat him? Come and gay me, let you be gay!"

"Oh? Don't be gay anymore? Is it time for me to be gay?" Si Wen said while getting up and shooting at the jeep rushing across. up.

"No! I refuse!" Wu Ji's attitude was very firm.

"Refusal is invalid." Si Wen finished his answer, jumped on Bengbeng, and directly rammed into the people running on foot on the opposite side of the bridge. The poisonous circle was coming. If this long-distance runner was dealt with, the task of blocking the bridge would be considered complete.

Seeing this, the man hurriedly opened fire, but Si Wen drove the car to the left and then to the right for a while, until he was knocked down to the ground, he only got one shot, and only caused Si Wen to lose one-fifth of his blood.

"Successfully blocked the bridge, my wife, where are you going to kiss me?" Si Wen drove away.

Wu Ji: "What you said just now doesn't count! If you want to eat chicken in this game, I will kiss you if I eat chicken!"

This is obviously cheating.

Si Wen: "Okay, who told you to be my wife, you have the privilege of cheating."

"Who is your wife! Talk nonsense again and I will bite you to death!" Wu Ji blushed.

"You bite, wife." Si Wen couldn't help but smiled lightly, this little guy is really interesting.

Wu already took a deep breath, chose not to speak, endure!

He has no other ideas now, just wait for Si Wen to be eliminated, there are more than 20 people left, with so many people, it's possible that he can't handle him alone, right?

In Wu Ji's view, Si Wen is just a rookie in the game. As for why this rookie was able to eliminate so many people just now, the reason is very simple, because they are better than him!

Hey, why are there so many dishes in this game?

Wu Ji, who was thinking this way, selectively forgot how he landed into the box.

Si Wen leisurely drove his car towards the mine, if he was right, the battle circle would reach there.

It turned out to be calm along the way, and there was no chance to fight anyone until they reached the mine.

Wu Ji: "There are still fifteen more, future husband, you have to hold on!"

"Are you not gay?" Si Wen asked with a smile.

Wu Ji's face turned dark, "Oh, I called someone else."

Studio--

"Get out of the way! Goose wife called me, to be honest, I am his husband!"

"Hey, my wife can't control her mouth all the time, which makes everyone laugh."

"In front, your pharmacy Bilian!"

Wu Ji glanced at the barrage, and then looked at Si Wen, "Did you see that, there are more than 1 viewers in my live broadcast room, and those who want to be my husband can make up a dozen games of chicken eating. They are all strong, handsome, charming and attractive." And there are eighteen centimeters left, if I really get bent one day, I will look for it among these handsome men, so I won't get your turn!"

Studio--

"Hey, hey, the goose finally found out that I'm a handsome man, so he hugged my thigh and kissed him fiercely!"

"Where will it be your turn!"

"Suppose there are 1314 people who want to be my goose wife's husband, and their average length is 5 cm. Then suppose that the goose wife has an hour to turn around. Find the psychological shadow area of ​​siwen233."

Si Wen was much calmer than these people, and replied to Wu Ji lightly: "I'll talk about whether you will be a husband or not later, prepare to kiss me, I think this one can eat chicken."

"Wait and see!" Wu Ji said, and began to use his brains. The purpose was very simple, not to let Si Wen eat chicken, because he didn't want to kiss Si Wen, he is a straight man, kissing a handsome man of the same sex, how decent?

"Honey, can I sing you another song?" Wu Ji became gay again.

Si Wen: "Sing."

Wu already took a deep breath and began: "How are you feeling now? Do you still have a smile on your face..."

"???" Si Wen was stunned. He was about to aim and shoot, but he abruptly took it back, and watched an iron-headed boy walking past in front of him.

Wu already saw Si Wen's reaction, was very satisfied, and continued to sing: "I wish you peace, oh, I wish you peace, let that happiness surround you..."

Studio--

"Oh my god, why is this song so good? My ears are getting pregnant! Goose, you have to be responsible, hum!"

"I seem to see siwen233's tears, I really want to hug her to comfort me!"

Si Wen glanced at Wu Ji, "Shut up."

Wu Ji, who was originally singing Zhenghuan, stopped after hearing this, and asked with a smile: "What? Don't you like listening to your dear singing?"

Si Wen: "I like you to sing to me on the bed, you can continue to sing if you want, go, sing to me on the bed."

Wu Ji: "No, so many people want to listen to my singing, why should I sing for you alone?"

"Oh, you continue." Si Wen stood up with a cold face, and pulled the trigger on a bush, bang bang bang bang a few times, and a person died there.

Seeing this, Wu stopped singing and disturbed him by talking there, "Honey, why are you so good? I adore you so much! mua!"

Si Wen ignored him, ran over to touch the man's equipment, and then hid behind a big tree. Just a few seconds after arriving there, there was a sound of footsteps behind him.

Si Wen frowned, and fired at the other side of the tree. There were two people coming, and they were in a team. After Si Wen knocked down one, there was only a trace of blood left.

He hurriedly hid and sprayed medicine, and the surviving people on the opposite side did not chase him, and went to save his teammates.

After Si Wen finished taking the medicine, he rushed out, swept across the group of people, and took two heads with ease.

no!Never let Si Wen take him to eat chicken!Wu Ji thought this way, and decided to try his best to gay Si Wen, he wanted Si Wen to lose the game in a panic!

Wu Ji took a deep breath and said, "Honey, let me help you shoot your gun? My marksmanship is very good, fast and accurate!"

Let me fight for you?Fast and accurate?What dirty things are you talking about?Si Wen was confronting someone, when he heard this, his right hand couldn't help shaking, there were two crisp bang bang bang bangs, two patches of green splashed on him, and he was eliminated from the game.

I didn't eat chicken, so I got No.3.

Wu Ji stuck out his tongue and asked Si Wen: "Shall we play another game?"

Si Wen didn't answer, but asked coldly: "You said just now that you want to fight for me?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Si Wen took a deep look at Wu Ji: "Why are you talking so dirty?"

Wu Ji: "Why, are you shy?"

Si Wen: "No, I will only use these filthy words to mislead you."

Wu Ji: "Disgusting!"